Occupation Proclamation
Disclaimer: DUN OWN YUGIOH!
Saphire: ok this was a RANDOM idea that popped into my head ^^;;
Malik: like all your ideas are…..
Saphire: shut up -_-* anyway this is just a LITTLE strange…… ya anyway! Here ya go ^^!
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The 3 hikaris and their yamis were walking down the sidewalk one day. Yugi, Ryou, and Malik, where trying to show the yamis a thing or two about modern conveniences Key word, trying.
"So what is that thing?", Yami Malik stated bluntly pointing at a neon sign above a hair salon. Yet in the process hitting Bakura in the face.
"Watch where your moving damn it!" Shouted back a furious Bakura.
The three hikaris just sighed and walking into a store as the yamis, now that Yami was in on the dispute, began to argue what it could be.
"This is going to be harder than we thought" Ryou sighed. Right at that moment though, the store door blew open and 3 sheets of paper magically flew into each of their hands. The three just stared at each other and read the titles of the papers.
"'Fun objects to see how your insane yami reacts to it' That's a strange title…" Yugi just stared at the paper examining it.
A small grin grew over Malik's face as he read over the list. " this gives me an idea…"
"What?" Both Ryou and Yugi asked simultaneously.
" Why don't we test this list out… who knows? It could be fun." Malik said, a devilish grin working its way across his mouth.
" Wow, good plan, one problem… HOW WE GONNA PULL IT OFF WITHOUT GETTING KILLED?"
Yugi and Malik just stared at Ryou, much in a state of shock by his sudden outburst. " You know your Yami is really starting to wear off on you Ryou." Malik said.
"Yeah I know… he's started making me watch Monday night wrestling with him… but in exchange he get to come with me to the tea house for Thursday night poem readings. He's actually quite fond of some." Bakura said, smiling toward the end.
Once again, Malik and Yugi stared strangely at Ryou and exchanged glances, silently agreeing this was getting quite strange.
Yugi decided this was a good time to break the silence that was building, "sooo… any ideas how we can pull it off?" Yugi gave a slight chuckle while fiddling with the collar on his neck.
" oh I got a plan… " Malik said, his grin still growing, "I have a plan… come here.." The three lights all gathered in a huddle as Malik passed out his plan.
Meanwhile, during this whole time, the yamis were still arguing.
" It a lamp!"
"It's not a lamp you baka! It obviously a ……new type of…. Candy machine!"
"Candy machine?" Yami Malik and Yami said together, giving Bakura odd looks.
"What? I was out of ideas."
"……….." The three yamis glanced at each other, up at the sign, then back at each other again and then… "SUGAR!!!!!!!" The yamis then all leapt for the sign as the hikaris emerged from the store with a plan.
"Sugar???!!" Yugi shouted as he looked up at the yamis who were now pounding at the sign.
"How did we get stuck with them?" Ryou questioned shaking his head. Malik just stared and shouted, "You three know that's a sign right?"
"………..oh" The yamis just glanced around and got off the sign. They all watched as the poor sign dangled from its bolts and crashed to the sidewalk. The six then took off at top speed, the hikaris with heavy sweat drops on their heads.
Yugi then whispered to Malik about the plan. Malik's evil grin returned again as he slowed his pace to a walk just as they reached the Turtle Game Shop. "say… why don't you three wait in the shop here. Me and the others still have some stuff to get."
"We do?" Yugi the jabbed Ryou in the stomach, " Oh! Yes yes we do!" Yugi and Malik sweat dropped, then turning their attention back to the yamis. " So what do you say?"
"it's a snake chamber!"
"NO no! It's a fossilized lizard!
"Where do you get that? it's a giant pencil!"
"A Snake I tell you! S-N-A-K-E!!!"
Malik sweat dropped and lowed his head, " I'll take that as a … YES!!" the three lights then shoved their counterparts into the shop and locked the door before they could further protest.
"…..So now what?" Yugi asked, looking up at Malik.
"We let the fun begin… MUHAHAHAHA!" Malik cackled as his evil grin came back again.
"He is really starting to freak me out." Ryou stated as the three walked around back and placed the first item on the list through the window… a power saw.
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Malik: A POWERSAW?
Saphire: heh ^^;; ok ok it supposed to be fun to see how they react!
Malik: O_O but really… A POWERSAW?
Saphire: obviously you haven't read the rest of the list…
Malik: *skims down the list* HOLY CRAP H- *Yamina promptly clamps some tape over his mouth*
Saphire: Thank you, good Kirby.
Yamina: ^_^
Saphire: Now don't give away the rest of the story!
Malik: O_O
Saphire: that all for chappie one!! What will happen? Will the Yamis survive what is in store for them? Ooooo and a challenge! I dare you reviewers to try and guess what the Yamis where trying to discover by the game shop, here's a hint, it isn't living ~_^! Little tough but I think you can manage! Anyway all for now! AND DON'T FORGOT TO REVIEW!!!!!!!!!
Yamina: *floats by with a sign that says 'REVIEW! And don't forget to send in your list ideas ^_^!'*
Everyone: BYEBYE!! ^_________________________^