Chapter 2!
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Malik: no it's not…
Saphire: shut up -_-
Disclaimer: not mine ;_;
Saphire: wow… I got 2 reviews O_O… ok that's not much but I'm sure more people read this and were just too lazy to review it. Ok since no one answered my challenge I'll just tell you what it was anyway. The answer was: A street light! Heh ^^ ok maybe that was a little too hard. Ya anyway… feels good to be writing humor again. I haven't been updating A day of randomness because, well 1) Myloko just signed off aim 2 minutes before I got it back from my mom *smashes a random vase* and 2) Meh lazy ^^;; ya anyway now on with this story!
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The yamis just stared at the door, too stunned by what had just happened. Why had their hikaris shoved them in there. The three very puzzled yamis just looked around until finally Bakura spoke up. "Maybe we should try the door.."
Yami then stomped over to the door and twisted the door knob only to come to the conclusion… it was locked. A sweat drop appeared on Yami's head as he realized he was now locked in Yugi's house with two of the people he would least like to share his time with. Bakura was about to ask why Yami had not opened the door yet, when a crash was heard coming from the kitchen. The Yamis once again glanced at each other and then at the kitchen door.
"What was that?"
"I don't know idiot. I don't have telepathy."
"You act like you do."
"Well if your so brave pharaoh why not investigate yourself?"
"Is that a challenge?"
"You bet it is mister-high-and-mighty!"
"Oooooo…. Shiny…." Bakura and Yami instantly stopped arguing and glanced over at Yami Malik, only to find he wasn't there. "What does this do……." The two yamis looked at each other and then dashed into the kitchen to find Yami Malik examining a strange object sitting under the kitchen window. The yamis gathered around it as the sun light shifted, causing a flash of light to reflect off its metal surface… or at least what they thought was metal.
"what is it…" Bakura gawked at it. Yami cocked an eyebrow as the Egyptian tomb robber began to go into a trance while looking at it. He could see why though. Of course he would be the kind who would drool over a large, sharp, hunk of metal with… a chain on it? Yami continued to ponder until he noticed…
" Could you not do that.."
"Do what pharaoh?" Bakura glared at Yami at the idea of his trance being interrupted.
" Could stop drooling on Yugi's kitchen floor, it's just nasty…"
Bakura looked down to notice a small pond had now grown at his feet and Yami Malik was trying to wring it out of his cape. "Oops.. " Bakura then quickly wiped away the saliva on his chin and went back to gazing at the object.
After about five minutes of silence, Yami's knees were beginning to ache from crouching down to see the object so he decided to break the silence. " So what is it?" Again the yamis were overcome by a wave of silence. Out side the window the hikaris sweat dropped at the situation inside.
"So how long till this gets interesting?" Ryou asked. Yugi was laying on the ground asleep, mostly out of boredom, but also because he was too short to see in and didn't really bother. Malik sighed as the he serious considered going to sleep.
"Maybe we should see what it does?" Finally! Yami Malik had finally said the statement Malik had been waiting to hear. He quickly nudged Ryou on the shoulder, who was now about to fall off the window sill in a deep slumber.
"Hmm, what is it?"
"Have a look." Malik nodded his head toward the window. Ryou gazed in and almost choked on air. Yugi then sat up at Ryou's sudden alarm and hopped on two soap boxes to gaze in the window.
The yamis were unaware of the danger they were in as they began tugging at the cords and pressing the buttons on the power saw. Ryou covered his eyes, not wanting to see, and just at that moment… Yami Malik tugged the power chain… hard.
The power saw revved up and began spinning at its max speed. The yamis panicked as the object came to life, but only to begin tearing up the kitchen, with Yami Malik still holding onto the cord. It revved all around the kitchen reeking havoc as it began to drill through the cabinets.
"MOVE!!! MAKE WAY FOR THE PHARAOH!" Yami pushed Bakura out of his way and dived into the clothes hamper, while hugging a sheet and praying to Ra. Unfortunately for Bakura, the power saw chose to zoom right past him and a frantic Yami Malik grabbed onto Bakura's shirt in an attempt to slow it down.
"LEMME GO!!" Bakura screamed a girly shriek as his shirt got caught in the gears of the saw. It dragged the two yamis through the kitchen sink, splitting it in two. The saw continued its path right by the hamper leaving Yami standing there in a tutu and a woman's dress suit. The saw then passed by again with Yami now clad in a clown suit holding some popped balloons. The two yamis screamed as the power saw took a sharp right and…
"BAM!!"
The saw had run into the gas pipe.
Yugi could only gaze in horror at the scene that was now his kitchen. Malik and Ryou had to grab a crow bar to get him away from the window. They grabbed Yugi's frozen form and ran like hell as….
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
Yami just gazed at the large hole that now made up one half of Yugi's house. He coughed up some ash and then plopped onto the floor anime style only to say one thing. "Yugi is going to kill me."
Yami Malik and a VERY scorched Bakura sat up out the pile of ashes that used to be Yugi's stove. The three yamis then very slowly walked out of the kitchen and plopped down on the couch, each too shocked or stunned too move.
Ryou and Malik left a stunned-stone Yugi under a tree and crept back to the house. Malik peered into the den window and smirked. He motioned to Ryou to help him with the next item on the list. Ryou almost fell over laughing when he saw it. The two grinned as the hauled the item and chucked through the den window…
… a chemistry set.
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Saphire: TA DA ^__^! Chappie 2 complete!
Malik: O_O this is going to be scary….
Yugi: MY KITCHEN ;_;
Saphire: don't worry… I'll just round up a few goons to fix it later ~_^
Yugi: ok…
Saphire: Well that's all for chapter 2! Will Yugi's house survive the rest of the list? Can the Yamis survive the list? Who sent the list anyway? Does this story actually have a plot? Scary O_O;; anyway all for now ^_^! Plz review and send in list ideas as well as donations to help rebuild Yugi's kitchen!
Yamina: *floats by with the sign that reads "Read and review or the yamis will be used in your kitchen!"
Saphire: O_O
Everyone: BYEBYE! ^__________________________________^