Chapter 3
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Saphire: @_@
Yugi: what's wrong with her?
Malik: upset stomach.
Saphire: …….must … not … barf @_@
Yugi: O_O
Malik: that's what you get for eating a brownies and two hot dog buns and some chicken and 2 sodas all in a 30 minute time limit
Saphire: I didn't eat dinner I was hungry……… @_@ *lays on the floor and groans* paaaaaaaaaain *sips some soda*
Malik: that's just going to make it worse
Saphire: shut up , ok this chapter may suck cause my stomach hurts so bad I think I'm going to barf but I'll try to type it anyway @_@; *burps a little but abruptly stops in the middle* oh man……*lays on the floor and whimpers*
Malik: ya……
Saphire: @_@ *runs off*
~Next day~
Saphire: I back ^_^
Malik: feel better?
Saphire: ya just a head ache now! Ok enough of that! On with chapter 3!!!
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The yamis heard a thud across the room near the window. The three had decided not to investigate but curiosity got the better of them. Yami and Yami Malik slumped off the couch and over to the object that had dropped in through the window. Bakura continued to just lay there, still quite scorched from the last incident. Yami began to examine it then stopped. The last experience told him maybe it was better to leave it alone. Yami Malik, on the other hand, didn't have this common since.
"It looks just like a plain old box to me." Yami Malik said, while picking up the box and turning over in his hands. He ran his hand across the letter on the front and sighed. Man he wished he could read English. (A/N: I dun care if they Japanese)
"It does, but then again we don't know what's inside." Yami said while a worried look crossed his face as Yami Malik continued flipping the box around. Bakura just watched with a slightly amused expression on his face. Wincing, he got up to try and find some iodine in Yugi's medicine cabinet.
"Lets see…" Yami Malik pulled out the knife of the millennium rod and sliced down one of the sides of the box. Yami watched intently and Yami Malik peered into the box and then began dumping its contents onto the carpet. The two yamis each gained a puzzled expression. Bottles with strange liquids, beakers, and burners where spread out before them.
Bakura then chose that moment to come back in the room. He gave a quizzing look at the others as he continued to wrap some gauze he had found around his burns. He walked up to them and then joined in the group stare.
"So what is it?" The tomb robber asked, finally covering the last of his burns. Yami Malik looked up at him and snickered. " What's so funny!!?" Yami Malik just continued to snicker and Yami gave a smug chuckle. "WELL??"
"You Look Like a …… MUMMY!" Yami Malik was now doubled over in laughter, getting a little tangled in his cape. Bakura looked at himself and realized that he had gone just a little over board on the bandaging. Now wonder it had been so hard to walk back.
Bakura hurriedly tossed off the extra bandage and tried to do some thing to divert attention from himself. " So are we going to find out what it is or what?" Yami nodded but Yami Malik had gotten himself further caught up in his cape.
Yami and Bakura sweat dropped as Yami Malik continued to fidget around until he bounced up in the air, and broke himself free, only to fall flat on his stomach. His cape the quietly floated down onto his head and finished his act with a little, " Ta da!"
"Enough fooling around, are we going to see what it is or what?" Bakura's impatience was quite clear with the situation. Yami went over and scooped up one of the bottles of potion that laid dormant on the floor. He twirled it around in his hands, only furthering the impatience of Bakura.
"GIMME THAT DAMN IT!" Before Yami could stop him, Bakura had the potion in his hands. He popped open the top and chugged down the potion. The other two yamis just gazed at him as he gulped the last bit down and smiled triumphantly.
Back out side the window, Malik and Ryou where watching the whole thing.
"Did my yami just chug down a bottle of nitro glycerin?" Panic was now stricken over poor Ryou's face. Malik started strait through the window, a little in disbelief.
" I hate to say it but I think he did." Ryou then began to tremble and stutter franticly. Malik raised an eye brow at him (A/N: That is actually a lot of fun to do! I can actually raise one eye brow and lower the other and I have fun freaking people out like that cause I can wiggle the raised one up and down ^_^!) and went back to watching the yamis.
Yami stared at the insane tomb robber, looking almost disgusted at him, "Why the hell did you drink that? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!" Bakura pondered over this for a minute… then his tomb robber instincts came in and he went quite pale. He looked down at the now empty potion bottle and gulped. He just prayed to Ra that had not been any type of poison in there.
Yami Malik was the first to recover and began to play with the beakers. Yami was too busy watching Bakura freak over what he had just done to see what the other yami was up to. Yami Malik continued playing around, dumping the contents of many unknown contents into the beakers and watching them bubble over.
He then chose that time to remember that while he had been pulled through the cabinet by the power saw he had picked up something in his pocket. He pulled it out. Vinegar. He placed the little beaker of what he already had on a burner and turned it on. Just as he was about to add his final ingredient, Bakura happened to glance over, " …I mean I could blow up or worse…" Bakura instantly stopped his ranting as his eyes grew wide. "MALIK!" Yami glanced over to be filled with a look of horror and before anyone could say anything more…
… Yami Malik dropped the whole bottle of vinegar in the beaker.
A loud explosion was heard all through out the neighborhood as the chemicals combined. The two hikaris who had been watching the whole time were violently thrown back from the window as the explosion sent glass flying every where and the entire side of Yugi's house on fire. A very dazed Ryou and Malik sat up holding their heads as they saw the huge fire before them.
By this time, Yugi had been tossed out of his frozen state and was now running up to the others with a look of great horror in his eyes. "WHAT HAPPENED?" He shouted franticly as Ryou and Malik exchanged glances. Yugi was about to burst into tears when all of a sudden, the fire went out.
The three very confused teenagers watched as their counter parts came out of the smoke. Each of them where greatly covered in ash and Yami was holding a fire extinguisher. "Oh yeah… I forgot!" Ryou and Yugi looked at Malik curiously. " I forgot I had put in the next item already… a fire extinguisher." He gave a forced chuckle as Yugi and Ryou each did an anime fall.
Bakura was the first of the yamis to reach the others and then gave them a puzzled look. "I thought you all had something to do?" The three sweat dropped until Ryou came up with an excuse.
"Oh! We still do! We just uh… came back here when we heard… the explosion?" A feeling of the fact they were so busted came over them, yet to their surprise, " oh… well you should go finish now."
They had fallen for it? None of them could believe their ears. Yugi was the next to speak, " Yeah, we do, so why don't you three stay at… MALIK'S HOUSE, until we are done" Yugi put extra emphasis on the Malik's name. The blonde Egyptian knew this was coming. The only thing that troubled him was what would Isis think? He pulled out the list and glanced at the next object. His mouth dropped open.
…a go-cart.
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Saphire: wow longest chapter yet!! O_O
Malik: ya…..
Saphire: oh! And Robin-Chan sends up some boards and nails to fix Yugi's house!
Malik: and her Yami sends us…… a mop O_O
Yami Malik: oooooooo mop…
Malik: OH NO YOU DON'T!
Saphire: O_O… ok anyway thanks for the reviews! I know lots off ppl read this that didn't review… ( I can name some one I personally know (SAVANNAH -_-)) but plz review now!! PLEASE!! Also all flames will be used to further roast Yugi's house
Yugi: O_O
Saphire: now… *puts on construction hat* well all for now. We have some building to do! Common boys!
Yugi, Malik, Yami , Yami Malik: *all follow with boards and nails*
Yamina: *floats bye with the sign: "No repair without R&R ^_^!"*
Everyone: BYEBYE ^__________________________________^
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