Whatever Happened to Fay Wray?
Disclaimer: I do not own any character used from this story. Repeat, I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING FROM THIS GAME. I also do not own Rocky Horror picture Show, which is mentioned. That's all I have to say, so please don't sue me for "maltreatment of Jack". Which isn't going to happen because I am much more interested in Link from Zelda (.
Jack just wasn't used to it, that was all. It wasn't that life wasn't far more interesting now; it's just that it was new. A novelty.
Perhaps we should back up. But not too far, or we'll run into that camera behind the bush. Gotcha, Jack!
Anyway, Jack was your normal, average boy who ran around in the same outfit all the time. He lived in the city on an island. His life consisted of going to school, and reading about animals. And dating. Jack had always been very good at dating. At 16, he was the most well liked boy in his class, despite the fact that he never talked about anything but farming. He was happy. Or, at least he had been happy.
"Ma," He said one day to his invisible mother, "I'm going to see a movie". "., " Said Jacks Mother.
"Thanks! I'll tell Dad what you said, when I see him," replied Jack. Jack went to the movies and saw The Rocky Horror Picture Show. He wondered why none of the girls he knew were that interesting. Why they weren't that fun. He also wondered whatever happened to Fay Wray. Her satin draped thigh didn't make him cry. Why did it make Frank'n'Furter? He was glad Riff Raff and his hot sister had shot him.
Jack was so entranced with his thoughts that he didn't even notice when his father walked into him.
"Oh! Sorry, son," He said, looking surprised that he'd uttered other emotions besides "looking like a lawyer and a jerk." "You Grandpa's dying, so you better toddle down to the farm and say bye-bye," and without another word, his father toddled away.
"Jack stood for a second, feeling winded. Then it hit him. "I better go pack!" he yelled to no one (aka his mother), and hopped on the next boat out to the Flower Bud Village. Maybe there they know what happened to Fay Wray.
Disclaimer: I do not own any character used from this story. Repeat, I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING FROM THIS GAME. I also do not own Rocky Horror picture Show, which is mentioned. That's all I have to say, so please don't sue me for "maltreatment of Jack". Which isn't going to happen because I am much more interested in Link from Zelda (.
Jack just wasn't used to it, that was all. It wasn't that life wasn't far more interesting now; it's just that it was new. A novelty.
Perhaps we should back up. But not too far, or we'll run into that camera behind the bush. Gotcha, Jack!
Anyway, Jack was your normal, average boy who ran around in the same outfit all the time. He lived in the city on an island. His life consisted of going to school, and reading about animals. And dating. Jack had always been very good at dating. At 16, he was the most well liked boy in his class, despite the fact that he never talked about anything but farming. He was happy. Or, at least he had been happy.
"Ma," He said one day to his invisible mother, "I'm going to see a movie". "., " Said Jacks Mother.
"Thanks! I'll tell Dad what you said, when I see him," replied Jack. Jack went to the movies and saw The Rocky Horror Picture Show. He wondered why none of the girls he knew were that interesting. Why they weren't that fun. He also wondered whatever happened to Fay Wray. Her satin draped thigh didn't make him cry. Why did it make Frank'n'Furter? He was glad Riff Raff and his hot sister had shot him.
Jack was so entranced with his thoughts that he didn't even notice when his father walked into him.
"Oh! Sorry, son," He said, looking surprised that he'd uttered other emotions besides "looking like a lawyer and a jerk." "You Grandpa's dying, so you better toddle down to the farm and say bye-bye," and without another word, his father toddled away.
"Jack stood for a second, feeling winded. Then it hit him. "I better go pack!" he yelled to no one (aka his mother), and hopped on the next boat out to the Flower Bud Village. Maybe there they know what happened to Fay Wray.