Frodo and his company were on their big adventure. All of them were stoned
except Legolas. They had been seeing "evil purple and pink bunnies" and had
attempted to slay all of them, which Legolas ended up having to do. They
traveled the special woods and met up with the princess of the elves, Mrs.
Keebler herself. They had received her special cookies and left. As they
traveled they met up with the Riders of Jamaica and received to purple
camels from them. Legolas finally gave into the weeds temptation and tried
some. Before he knew it his was seeing the pink camels. Nothing too exiting
happened between there and The Cracks of Doom. They finally reach it in
when Frodo got there he threw it towards the cracks (actually the other
way) and it grew feet and started to run away. Then Legolas gave a sudden
shriek, "Look Frodo there goes the ring mwhahahahah."
"What no ahh", screamed J.R.R. Tolken as he awoke from his nap.
