Disclaimer: I do not own Megami Kouhosei or any of the characters mentioned here. But perhaps... PERHAPS GIScrub. I own a few of the things mentioned, and others belong to other people.

Rates: PG

Notes: Eh, this is just a commercial and uh, some more commercials. I didn't think I should continue this but after reading what little reviews I got, I decided 'Eh, why not?' After all, this is my first MK/CFG fic and the regulars probably assume me to be a newbie since I'm writing a gameshow fic as my first instead of my... fifth. O.o;; Ah, I'll just postie my other MK./CFG fics then. I shouldn't care what others think much... right? Ah, gomen ne. I'm not in a good mood. XD

1 Mystery Date Commercial Break

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Kitzaku: Tired of seeing nothing but Gareas and Ernest shrines? Going to the same Megami Kouhosei sites for information on your TRUE favorite characters? Then look no further! Come on down to Violet Candidate the biggest Roose/Yamagi shrine on the web!

Yamagi: Shrine for us?

Roose: Ne, Yamagi-kun! We're a couple!

Yamagi: This doesn't give the ending to the story does it?

Kitzaku: .... Ianyway!/I Come on down today! See pictures, read fanfiction, profiles and a special on the Chronicles of Sir Gareas! Just head on down to http://yamagi_kun.tripod.com today!

Roose: And don't forget to sign the Guestbook!

Yamagi: ::grumbles::

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[Loud screeching noise]

Zero: Am... am I on? Oh, good. ::clears throat:: Alright. This is not a test. That really is ringing in your ears. Now you know where it's coming from.

Clay: I hacked into your central nervous system! ^.~

Zero: That's right! We're here to tell you that you're all being USED. That's right. Used for some diabolical plan to take over the world! You are all mindless drones. Sent to watch TV and get hooked like mindless zombies watching others' lives flash before you in a never ending void.

Clay: Very interesting....

-Loud crash and screen blacks out then screaming heard in the back.]

Kizna: ZERO! What have I told you about messing with the TV station? Put it back to the commercials!

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[A smiling Azuma appears on the screen and it appears he is holding something in his hand. Bright lights are flashing all about him.]

Azuma: ::in a high, dramatic voice:: Is your kitchen or bathroom a filthy dump with mold, mildew, stains and who knows what growing all over the place? Are you sick and tired of commercials telling you that their soap product works? Are you talking to your screen? Then never fear! We're yet another infomercial trying to corrupt your mind into buying our crap! With this new GIScrub from GOAgent.

[Azuma holds up a bottle most likely the one in his hand. It's white and looks like a classic 409 bottle, only with a piece of printer paper taped to the front and GIScrub written on it in pencil and a horrible drawing of a happy soap bubble.]

Azuma: This amazing formula was made from Rio and Gareas' combined spit! It's deep penetrating action removes all types of fungus and stains for tile or even ceramic counter tops! Just squirt a little on, rub it in and watch the magic almost happen!

Ernest: I was doubtful at first, but then I tried it for myself. I could almost feel my bathroom getting cleaned!

Azuma: Yes, buy GIScrub today. Everyone is in on the new rage!

Yu: ....It works...

Azuma: See? You can love it too! No pun intended there, folks. ::now in an even more dramatic voice:: This is not sold in stores. But for just $19.95 you can get GIScrub in a convenient 12oz bottle. BUT WAIT! Call within the next four minutes and get another bottle... for the same price! Call, toll- free! 1-800-GISCRUB and get your GIScrub today!

-MayWorkForTwoDaysThenMoldGrowsBackTwiceAsBad-

[End Commercial Break]

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End Notes:

There. I'm a deranged seahorse now. XD You know how hard it was to come up with a decent name for GIScrub? Eep! Azuma reminds me of the Orange Agent/Oxy Clean guy. Creepifying... o.O;;

R&R kudosai!