Disclaimer: Same as previous stories.
Rates: PG-13, Roose/Just about everyone. o.O;;
Author's Note: I've got to finish this story, because well, once I start it, I've got to finish it right? Makes me feel better. All right. Here we go!
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[Once more the opening theme music is heard with the sound of a toilet flushing in the background.]
Aracd: Arigatou! I hope you releived yourselves! I know I did. Now, on with the show. Roose, how are ya feeling?
Roose: Refreshed, Aracd-san.
Aracd: That's good to hear. Now are you ready for the next question?
Roose: Hai. ::pulls out a card:: What do you do in your free time?
Aracd: Well, there's a general question if I've ever heard one. Ah, anyway Candidate #1!
Rio: I.. eat.
Yamagi: Obviously.
Rio: At least I didn't have sex with Hiead.
Yamagi: Yeah? Well I could have sworn that I heard something going on in that cockpit with you and Gareas.
Rio: Shut up!
Aracd: Um.. Candidate #2!
Yamagi: I train hard to become a pilot!
Rio: And have s-
Yamagi: Don't make me come over there!
Rio: What are you going to do?
Yamagi: Take those Oreo's from your mouth.
Rio: How did you know I have Oreo's?
Yamagi: u.u Psychic.
[In the audience, Zero's holding up a sign saying 'Steal the Oreos!' And Hiead is right behind him with a sign saying 'Hit him with a chair!']
Aracd: JUST GET TO CANDIDATE #3!
Wrecka: I like to improve my self esteem and work hard on my repairing abilities.
Yamagi: ::mutters:: And find devious ways to look innocent.
Wrecka: Excuse me?
Yamagi: ::whistles::
Roose: Aracd-san, I seem to have lost my cards, and I only remember one question.
Aracd: Good! that way we can finish this thing quicker! Out with the question!
Roose: Have you seen wehre Yamagi-kun went off to?
Aracd: That was one of your questions?
Roose: Ne, is was! ^.^
Aracd: Well, all right. Candidate #1!
Rio: He's right over there.
Roose: ::excited:: Where?
Rio: There! ::points!::
Roose: -.-;; I can't see where you're pointing!
Aracd: Oh- this is just a disaster. Candidate #2 I hope you're smar enough to answer this correctly.
Yamagi: ::red:: Roose, why do you want to know where I-I mean he is?
Roose: I was gonna wave to him in the audience, but I don't see him.
Yamagi: Oh, right. Well, maybe he's hiding.
Roose: Oh! Hide and Seek! He's such a fun guy...
Aracd: Erm... Candidate #3!
Wrecka: Yamagi will be burning in hell once I'm through with him! ::fire in her voice::
Aracd: Oh, do we see some hostile aggression in our top candidate? Roose, do you want to make up another question or end the game?
Roose: Ne, I'm tired let's end.
Aracd: Alright! Coffee break! Now Roose you will have to choose which candidate you would like best, and we wish you the best of luck! Now to summarize our contestants, here we go!
[Camera to Candidate #1]
Aracd: Candidate #1! Who loves to eat!
[Camera to Candidate #2]
Aracd: Candidate #2! Who had sex with Hiead!
Yamagi: What?! That's my summary?
Aracd: Yes.
[Camera to Candidate #3]
Aracd: Candidate #3! The innocent and most perfect match! Roose, who will it be?
[Drum roll.]
Roose: Ne, I thought this would be a really tough choice, but I've decided on my answer! It was REALLY easy!
[Everyone leans in.]
Roose: Candidate...
Aracd: #3! I knew it! Congratulations!
Roose: What? Nonononono. #2!
Aracd: ::face fault:: But...but #3 is your perfect match.
Roose: No, she's not. I don't like Wrecka like that.
Wrecka: How did you know it was me?
Yamagi: Turns out Roose aint so gullible, eh, Wrecka?
Wrecka: :;drops the innocent act:: That's it Yamagi! You're going to hell!
[Wrecka launched at Yamagi, causing him to fall. Yamagi is now busy warding off Wrecka while Rio is stuffing his face.]
Roose: Yamagi-kun! There you are! I've found you!
Yamagi: Nani? Oh! ::snaps: You picked me!
[At the moment Wrecka slaps him and she's dragged off by Force and Sure.]
Roose: So you were playing hide and seek! ::hugs him tight:: I've found you at last!
[Cue audience 'aw'.]
Aracd: Roose, would you mind telling us the reason of your choice?
Roose: ::freezes up suddenly:; Uh... um...
Hiead: We all know already! Just spit it out!
Roose: Because the authoress loves the YR,RY couple.
Yamagi: In that case...::wraps his arms around Roose in a tentative hug and give him the kawaii-est of all kisses on the lips, standing on his tippy-toes, of course.::
[Cue audience 'aw'.]
Rio: ::belches:: Ah... gotta love to eat.
Gareas: RIO! Darling! You thought you could get away from me?
Rio: Gareas? ::gulps and runs offstage::
Aracd: Thank you so much for tuning in to watch this episode of Mystery Date! Even though it was a major pain for me, but fun to write for the authoress!
[Hasshin Zenya~Get a Dream! comes on and scene fades. Then Rio pokes his head in through a hole in the blackness.]
Rio: Help me!
Gareas: Rioroute!
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::Owari!::
There! Done! Finished! Yipee! And my Yugi Muse was born just before I wrote this third part!
Yugi Muse: And I helped with the erm... slight humor in here!
Yes, yes he did. ::nodnod::
Rates: PG-13, Roose/Just about everyone. o.O;;
Author's Note: I've got to finish this story, because well, once I start it, I've got to finish it right? Makes me feel better. All right. Here we go!
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[Once more the opening theme music is heard with the sound of a toilet flushing in the background.]
Aracd: Arigatou! I hope you releived yourselves! I know I did. Now, on with the show. Roose, how are ya feeling?
Roose: Refreshed, Aracd-san.
Aracd: That's good to hear. Now are you ready for the next question?
Roose: Hai. ::pulls out a card:: What do you do in your free time?
Aracd: Well, there's a general question if I've ever heard one. Ah, anyway Candidate #1!
Rio: I.. eat.
Yamagi: Obviously.
Rio: At least I didn't have sex with Hiead.
Yamagi: Yeah? Well I could have sworn that I heard something going on in that cockpit with you and Gareas.
Rio: Shut up!
Aracd: Um.. Candidate #2!
Yamagi: I train hard to become a pilot!
Rio: And have s-
Yamagi: Don't make me come over there!
Rio: What are you going to do?
Yamagi: Take those Oreo's from your mouth.
Rio: How did you know I have Oreo's?
Yamagi: u.u Psychic.
[In the audience, Zero's holding up a sign saying 'Steal the Oreos!' And Hiead is right behind him with a sign saying 'Hit him with a chair!']
Aracd: JUST GET TO CANDIDATE #3!
Wrecka: I like to improve my self esteem and work hard on my repairing abilities.
Yamagi: ::mutters:: And find devious ways to look innocent.
Wrecka: Excuse me?
Yamagi: ::whistles::
Roose: Aracd-san, I seem to have lost my cards, and I only remember one question.
Aracd: Good! that way we can finish this thing quicker! Out with the question!
Roose: Have you seen wehre Yamagi-kun went off to?
Aracd: That was one of your questions?
Roose: Ne, is was! ^.^
Aracd: Well, all right. Candidate #1!
Rio: He's right over there.
Roose: ::excited:: Where?
Rio: There! ::points!::
Roose: -.-;; I can't see where you're pointing!
Aracd: Oh- this is just a disaster. Candidate #2 I hope you're smar enough to answer this correctly.
Yamagi: ::red:: Roose, why do you want to know where I-I mean he is?
Roose: I was gonna wave to him in the audience, but I don't see him.
Yamagi: Oh, right. Well, maybe he's hiding.
Roose: Oh! Hide and Seek! He's such a fun guy...
Aracd: Erm... Candidate #3!
Wrecka: Yamagi will be burning in hell once I'm through with him! ::fire in her voice::
Aracd: Oh, do we see some hostile aggression in our top candidate? Roose, do you want to make up another question or end the game?
Roose: Ne, I'm tired let's end.
Aracd: Alright! Coffee break! Now Roose you will have to choose which candidate you would like best, and we wish you the best of luck! Now to summarize our contestants, here we go!
[Camera to Candidate #1]
Aracd: Candidate #1! Who loves to eat!
[Camera to Candidate #2]
Aracd: Candidate #2! Who had sex with Hiead!
Yamagi: What?! That's my summary?
Aracd: Yes.
[Camera to Candidate #3]
Aracd: Candidate #3! The innocent and most perfect match! Roose, who will it be?
[Drum roll.]
Roose: Ne, I thought this would be a really tough choice, but I've decided on my answer! It was REALLY easy!
[Everyone leans in.]
Roose: Candidate...
Aracd: #3! I knew it! Congratulations!
Roose: What? Nonononono. #2!
Aracd: ::face fault:: But...but #3 is your perfect match.
Roose: No, she's not. I don't like Wrecka like that.
Wrecka: How did you know it was me?
Yamagi: Turns out Roose aint so gullible, eh, Wrecka?
Wrecka: :;drops the innocent act:: That's it Yamagi! You're going to hell!
[Wrecka launched at Yamagi, causing him to fall. Yamagi is now busy warding off Wrecka while Rio is stuffing his face.]
Roose: Yamagi-kun! There you are! I've found you!
Yamagi: Nani? Oh! ::snaps: You picked me!
[At the moment Wrecka slaps him and she's dragged off by Force and Sure.]
Roose: So you were playing hide and seek! ::hugs him tight:: I've found you at last!
[Cue audience 'aw'.]
Aracd: Roose, would you mind telling us the reason of your choice?
Roose: ::freezes up suddenly:; Uh... um...
Hiead: We all know already! Just spit it out!
Roose: Because the authoress loves the YR,RY couple.
Yamagi: In that case...::wraps his arms around Roose in a tentative hug and give him the kawaii-est of all kisses on the lips, standing on his tippy-toes, of course.::
[Cue audience 'aw'.]
Rio: ::belches:: Ah... gotta love to eat.
Gareas: RIO! Darling! You thought you could get away from me?
Rio: Gareas? ::gulps and runs offstage::
Aracd: Thank you so much for tuning in to watch this episode of Mystery Date! Even though it was a major pain for me, but fun to write for the authoress!
[Hasshin Zenya~Get a Dream! comes on and scene fades. Then Rio pokes his head in through a hole in the blackness.]
Rio: Help me!
Gareas: Rioroute!
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::Owari!::
There! Done! Finished! Yipee! And my Yugi Muse was born just before I wrote this third part!
Yugi Muse: And I helped with the erm... slight humor in here!
Yes, yes he did. ::nodnod::