3rd Period Concert Band Class

By: Youngmi Moon a.k.a. Inubaby88

Summary: In this story you will learn about the group and other characters that play instruments. I'm the conductor and I'll be telling them what to do. As you can see… I have made this a humorous fanfic and I hope that you will like it. I made some evil evil things in this story that you might like to think as very funny. Well I hope you like this fic.

A/N: MWAHAHAHA!! Sorry to all you readers that want to read my other fanfics… it's just that not enough people are… hm… enjoying them I guess. Well this is my new fanfic.This one will be chapter fic!! I promise!! But I'll need to get enough reviews!! But I got this idea while playing my instrument and I thought all of it out last night. I was LMAO!! Because of the instruments that I made some of the tachi (group) play. My mom… who was just outside my room… thought I was crazy and left. ^-^' but I hope you really like this one. And please please please! Review and review and review!! I really want at the least 5 reviews!!!I really want reviews!! Thanks!! I hope you like it!! And at the end I'm going to add what instruments they play… so JA!!

C: Conductor=ME!!

N: Naraku

M: Miroku

I: Inuyasha

SE: Sesshoumaru

SA: Sango

K: Kagome

KAN: Kanna

KA: Kagura

KO: Kouga

KI: *shudder* Kikyou

KAE (young): Kaede

Y: Yura

Chapter 1: Meeting Their Instruments…

C: WELCOME!!! WELCOME!!! This is your new band room!! My name is Inubaby!! BUT call me your conductor cuz that's what I am!!! Today will be the day where you will meet your new instruments. You will try out for them and I will pick out three that you are the best at!!

SE: And why are we here?! Isn't it that WE get to choose and pick out our instruments?

C: Well if it was then you guys would suck like hell!! *mumur* not like you already do or anything… *mumur* So what I say goes!! And if you don't like it then… you don't like it!!

SE: FEH! Stupid wench!

C: *glare strong enough to kill ten thousand demons* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

K: um… can we get started? I'm really excited about getting my instrument!

C: oh! Okay! Well at least SOME people can appreciate things. Come on! Let's get started! *sets everything up in less than 3 seconds*

Everyone: O.O…

C: Well are you guys coming or not?

Everyone: *nods head and goes over to C*

C: Now! Who shall we start with? *K raises her hand* Okay Kagome! Come on and try the flute. Hmmm… nawww I don't think you'll do this one. What about this one? Hmmm… nawww… I don't think so. *C and K go and do everything and finally come to the clarinet* Hmm… try this one. GREAT! You'll be playing the clarinet!! Here you go! *gives K a package that says Clarinet…*

I: I'll go next!

SE: I will not go!

SA: ME NEXT AFTER INUYASHA!!

M: Then I will go after Lady Sango.

KAN: *in this fanfic she can talk* Then I will go after Miroku.

KA: Then I will go after Kanna.

Y: hmm… then I'll go after Kagura.

KAE: I have never seen anything more interesting in my life… hmm… then I'll go after Yura!!

KI: What is this thing?! It's ugly!! And it's HUGE!! But I'll go after Kaede.

KO: I MUST GO AFTER MY WOMEN!!

I: SHE IS NOT YOUR WOMEN!! SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOU!!

KO: LIAR!! You're just jealous! HUMPH!

I: GRRRRRR…

C: !! HEY!! No fighting here!! BREAK IT UPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kouga you will go after Kikyou.

~~!!~~!!~~After everyone has gotten their instruments… ~~!!~~!!~~

SE: WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY DO I GET THIS CRAPPY PEACE OF SHIT?! WHY CAN'T I GET AN INSTRUMENT LIKE KOUGA'S AND INUYASHA'S?! WHY DO I GET THIS?!

C: Now calm down. The flute isn't that bad. It has the most beautiful sound I've ever heard. You will play it. And if you don't then you will be a disgrace to the band! And you will be made fun of and you will be punished of everything!!!

SE: You can not punish the Great Lord of the Western Lands!! I am invincible!! No one can ever defeat me!!

C: You wanna bet?

SE: You puny humans can not touch me even if you liked!!

C: You wanna bet?!

SE: Gimme your best shot!

C: *starts to scribble like a mad crazy person*

SE: What are you doing, wench?

C: *finishes* HA!! Lets see you beat this! *ahem* Sesshoumaru goes to Kagome and dips her down. His lips are about 1 centimeter away…

SE: WHAT THE HELL?! OKAY OKAY!!!

C: *smiles confidently* SEE!! I can do anything!!! MWAHAHAHA!!

K: *is a deep red color* omg…

I: KAGOME!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!

K: *gasping* yea… I'm alright Inuyasha… I'll be fine…

I: Okay.

C: SO~ is everyone satisfied with their instruments?

KI: AND WHY DO I HAVE TO GET THE GIGANTIC INSTRUMENT?! Wait… what's it called again?

C: A baritone.

KI: YES!! WHY DO I HAVE TO GET THE BARITONE!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

C: *filing her nails while Kikyou throws a fit*

KI: *takes a deep breath* *and is gasping for air*

C: Are you finished yet? I'd like to go on with our practice…

KI: Yes. I'm finished…

C: GREAT!! Now let's get on with practice!! Since you all know how to read music we'll go onto handing out your books and music!! *hands out books and music* now! Let's get started!!



A/N: MWAHAHAHA!!! And now I'm going to end it here!! I know it wasn't that funny at the beginning but it'll get better!! Please read and review!!

Naraku: Tuba

Miroku: Trumpet

Inuyasha: Percussion

Kouga: Percussion

Sesshoumaru: Flute

Sango: Trombone

Kagome: Clarinet

Kagura: Saxophone

Kanna: French horn

Yura: Bari. Saxophone

Kikyou: Baritone

Kaede: Tenor Saxophone

Inubaby: I play the Clarinet!!