"The Day Cait Sith Went Insane"
part 4: Super Sneaks
Disclaimer:I dont own FF7 characters, I dont own Squarsoft, I Definately
dont own The Planet (Sorry Seperoth). Aww for christ sake, its a friggin
FAN FICTION people! I DO NOT own SQUARESOFT material. there, you happy.I
dont own south park caracters either. I dont own anything that is mentioned
in this fanfiction.
The party was hovering over the Golden Saucer in the Highwind. Apperently Cait Sith had cut of power to the tram and turned the Golden Saucer into his castle.
Cloud: were gona have to parachute in, guys.
Cid: YEEEEEHAAAAA! Lets GOOOO!
And so the group grabs thier parachutes and leaps off, Cloud jumps last.
Cid: OK, pull yur' cords now so we wont go splat when we land!
The group pulls their cords, Clouds pack releses cloathing instead of a parachute.
Cloud: AHHHHHH! %#@%#@ you Red!
Red: Well, his death wont be slow, as I promised, harharhar!
Cloud plumits to the bottom. He is saved by landing on a fluffy white character wearing a robe and a crown
Cait Sith: How dare you...... AHHHHH! Its you!
Cloud: Cait Sith! prepare to die!
Cloud rips out his buster sword and accidentaly cuts himself. He begens to jump around like a niny.
Cloud: owwwwwie! ouch ouch ouchies!!!!![ Cloud blows on the finget that he cut]
Cait Sith: What a loser[ Cait Sith Teleports away]
By this time the others had landed and emidiatly took notice of Cloud acting like a wimpy whoo whoo.
Cid: Cloud, you $#^%^@, its only a little cut! %^%@^!
Seperoth: How about I make it feel better, Mr. Cuddley- wuddly.
Cloud: AHHHHHH! It's... erm, better now, thank you..... Seperoth?
Red: You mean you're still alive! You shoulda went splat!
Cloud: I fell ontop of Cait Sith.
Everyone: Oh......
Cloud: He went that way, lets GOOOOOOOO!
The group marches off into the Golden Saucer. To their dismay, they find no Cait. So they set up camp in the ghost inn, knowing that Cait Sith whould never anounce his arrival or take over since everyone hated him, except for.....
Cloud:DIO!
Everyone: HUH!
Cloud: Voice inside me head told me.
Everyone:o_O
Cid:[wisper to Barret] He needs a theropist!
Later that night......
Yuffie: C'mon, Vincent. I know that's where that @$##$#% Cat is hidding the Black Materia. Lets GO!
Vincent: Fine.....
The 2 of them sneak out of the room twords Dio's trophy room. Before they enter they climb into a vent shaft, until they are right above the materia.
Vincent: I can get it!
Yuffie: NO, I WILL GET THE PRETTY, PRETTY, MATERIA! HEHEHEHEHE AH AHAHHHA!
Vincent: Fine, fine. Just hurry, cus' this is boring!
Yuffie: When I get back, I'll make sure you're not bored
Vincent: Oh...... my.......
With that sugestive comment, Yuffie begens to climb down a rope that Vincent tightly griped. After about 5 seconds the master theif grabed the materia and headed back up the rope.
Vincent:( Is what I'm doing right, I mean, she's like 17 and I'm like, 30. AH who cares!)
Yuffie had finished climbing the rope and looked at Vincent sugestively.
Yuffie: You ready?
Vincent: HO YEAH!
Yuffie: YAY! TO THE ARCADE!
And with that, Vincent hit his head on the vent wall and buttoned up his pants. When the two of them had loaded out of the shaft, they were faced with the rest of the party, waiting with a pissed look on their faces. Seperoth hold out his hands and Yuffie gives him the Black Materia.
Yuffie: I be yo bath partner.
Seperoth: [back to normal] @#$^% yu'! This is my firestarter!
Cloud: THANK GAUD! Back to normal!
Seperoth: WHERE'S THE CAT?
The party points to Dio's room. (Hey, how'd they know he was in there, can they hear me. IM STARTIN TO GET FREEKED OUT HERE!) And Seperoth slowly walks to the door and politley knocks on the door.
Dio: WHO DA ^%$#@%$#!
Dio opens the door and when he see's Seperoth, faints. Behind him is Cait Sith wearing lipstic, swimsiut, and reading a spiderman comic.
Seperoth: You WILL DIE!!
Cait Sith: UH, erm, uh....
Seperoth leaps at Cait Sith and cuts off a chunk of his head. In the chunk was the confusion materia.
Cait Sith: SYSTEM RESTART! BEEP BEEP! SELF DESTRUCTING, INSTEAD! BEEP BEEP! JUST SEEMED FUNER AT THE MOMENT!
Seperoth: Is that bad?
Cloud: YES, run!
The group scuries out of the Golden Saucer, barely made it to the Highwind befor the entire wonderland went boom! Seperoth Laughed oddly at the sceen of dead, burning bodies plumeting into Ruby Wepon's mouth (yea, I let him live too!) And so, the long day in which Cait Sith Went Insane!
Credits
ME: Credit for everything, including thegiving of credit, and giving of the credit of the credit to the one who gets credit, and giving the credit of the credit giver of credit to the one who should get the credit but wont because he's an illegal imigrant.
hypermech88@yahoo.com or austin_teichelman@yahoo.com
The party was hovering over the Golden Saucer in the Highwind. Apperently Cait Sith had cut of power to the tram and turned the Golden Saucer into his castle.
Cloud: were gona have to parachute in, guys.
Cid: YEEEEEHAAAAA! Lets GOOOO!
And so the group grabs thier parachutes and leaps off, Cloud jumps last.
Cid: OK, pull yur' cords now so we wont go splat when we land!
The group pulls their cords, Clouds pack releses cloathing instead of a parachute.
Cloud: AHHHHHH! %#@%#@ you Red!
Red: Well, his death wont be slow, as I promised, harharhar!
Cloud plumits to the bottom. He is saved by landing on a fluffy white character wearing a robe and a crown
Cait Sith: How dare you...... AHHHHH! Its you!
Cloud: Cait Sith! prepare to die!
Cloud rips out his buster sword and accidentaly cuts himself. He begens to jump around like a niny.
Cloud: owwwwwie! ouch ouch ouchies!!!!![ Cloud blows on the finget that he cut]
Cait Sith: What a loser[ Cait Sith Teleports away]
By this time the others had landed and emidiatly took notice of Cloud acting like a wimpy whoo whoo.
Cid: Cloud, you $#^%^@, its only a little cut! %^%@^!
Seperoth: How about I make it feel better, Mr. Cuddley- wuddly.
Cloud: AHHHHHH! It's... erm, better now, thank you..... Seperoth?
Red: You mean you're still alive! You shoulda went splat!
Cloud: I fell ontop of Cait Sith.
Everyone: Oh......
Cloud: He went that way, lets GOOOOOOOO!
The group marches off into the Golden Saucer. To their dismay, they find no Cait. So they set up camp in the ghost inn, knowing that Cait Sith whould never anounce his arrival or take over since everyone hated him, except for.....
Cloud:DIO!
Everyone: HUH!
Cloud: Voice inside me head told me.
Everyone:o_O
Cid:[wisper to Barret] He needs a theropist!
Later that night......
Yuffie: C'mon, Vincent. I know that's where that @$##$#% Cat is hidding the Black Materia. Lets GO!
Vincent: Fine.....
The 2 of them sneak out of the room twords Dio's trophy room. Before they enter they climb into a vent shaft, until they are right above the materia.
Vincent: I can get it!
Yuffie: NO, I WILL GET THE PRETTY, PRETTY, MATERIA! HEHEHEHEHE AH AHAHHHA!
Vincent: Fine, fine. Just hurry, cus' this is boring!
Yuffie: When I get back, I'll make sure you're not bored
Vincent: Oh...... my.......
With that sugestive comment, Yuffie begens to climb down a rope that Vincent tightly griped. After about 5 seconds the master theif grabed the materia and headed back up the rope.
Vincent:( Is what I'm doing right, I mean, she's like 17 and I'm like, 30. AH who cares!)
Yuffie had finished climbing the rope and looked at Vincent sugestively.
Yuffie: You ready?
Vincent: HO YEAH!
Yuffie: YAY! TO THE ARCADE!
And with that, Vincent hit his head on the vent wall and buttoned up his pants. When the two of them had loaded out of the shaft, they were faced with the rest of the party, waiting with a pissed look on their faces. Seperoth hold out his hands and Yuffie gives him the Black Materia.
Yuffie: I be yo bath partner.
Seperoth: [back to normal] @#$^% yu'! This is my firestarter!
Cloud: THANK GAUD! Back to normal!
Seperoth: WHERE'S THE CAT?
The party points to Dio's room. (Hey, how'd they know he was in there, can they hear me. IM STARTIN TO GET FREEKED OUT HERE!) And Seperoth slowly walks to the door and politley knocks on the door.
Dio: WHO DA ^%$#@%$#!
Dio opens the door and when he see's Seperoth, faints. Behind him is Cait Sith wearing lipstic, swimsiut, and reading a spiderman comic.
Seperoth: You WILL DIE!!
Cait Sith: UH, erm, uh....
Seperoth leaps at Cait Sith and cuts off a chunk of his head. In the chunk was the confusion materia.
Cait Sith: SYSTEM RESTART! BEEP BEEP! SELF DESTRUCTING, INSTEAD! BEEP BEEP! JUST SEEMED FUNER AT THE MOMENT!
Seperoth: Is that bad?
Cloud: YES, run!
The group scuries out of the Golden Saucer, barely made it to the Highwind befor the entire wonderland went boom! Seperoth Laughed oddly at the sceen of dead, burning bodies plumeting into Ruby Wepon's mouth (yea, I let him live too!) And so, the long day in which Cait Sith Went Insane!
Credits
ME: Credit for everything, including thegiving of credit, and giving of the credit of the credit to the one who gets credit, and giving the credit of the credit giver of credit to the one who should get the credit but wont because he's an illegal imigrant.
hypermech88@yahoo.com or austin_teichelman@yahoo.com