Escapes:
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except the gruesome and rigorous training that Artemis goes through, and the boredom that Butler goes through. ; -) Oops, did I just say that?
Revelation:
Artemis woke up in a dank and cold cell alone. Actually, he woke up with fifty other inmates, all of them young, eager, and impetuous. Only ten of them were girls. And all of them were fairies. He groaned, and tried to remember what had happened. There was too much noise around.
"Shut up!" he snapped reflexively. Immediately, there was silence. But not the kind he liked. It was the "Who's this grouchy nut" silence, and it was obvious they didn't like him. Someone broke the silence.
"Who's this grouchy Mud Boy? And what's he doing in our room?" someone asked. There was a ripple of malicious laughter. "Throw 'im out! Throw 'im out!" someone else began chanting, and soon the whole room was repeating it. They picked Artemis up, and attempted to throw him out of the room, through the bars.
This lot wasn't terribly smart, reflected Artemis, if they thought that they could fit his slender (but not THAT slim) body through the tiny spaces between the bars. He winced as his head was again banged against metal.
There was a clang of metal again, but it certainly wasn't in this cell. For one thing, his head wasn't hurting anymore. For another, it sounded of a different alloy. And for yet another, Captain Short was outside his cell, banging a gong.
She opened the door, and fifty excited teenage fairies streamed out. That, and one irritated Artemis Fowl with a major headache. "I see they gave you the Mud Worm Bang." She said with a slight smirk. "But of course." Said Artemis, courteous as always, if a bit sarcastic. "I presume you know, Captain Short, because they did it to you as well."
For one moment, the overbearing leer was wiped off Holly's smug face. She immediately recovered, and glared at him snootily. "That would be COMMANDER Short to you, mud worm." She stalked off; at least, with as much dignity as her short three foot five form could muster.
Operations Booth:
Butler twitched. So did the camera. Butler yawned. The camera leaned in to see his back teeth. Butler scratched himself. The camera followed the FASCINATING movements of his beefy hands. The vein in Butler's left eye pulsed, and he punched the camera. The lens broke.
Foaly glanced over briefly, in an amused manner. "Getting bored already on Security duty, Butler?" he inquired. "I wouldn't have expected it of you, considering you set yourself up in the SECURITY business." He laughed at his own joke, and Butler had no idea what he meant. His left eye's vein pulsed again.
The centaur's laughter stopped, and he assumed a more concerned and generous outlook. "I'm sure your Mud Bo- I mean Fowl will be perfectly fine without you." Butler winced. He had gotten rather attached to Artemis during their thirteen years of companionship, and he liked to think that Artemis couldn't do without him.
And at the moment, Artemis could have really used his help.
Training Field:
"Aten- HUT!" Everyone spun towards the female voice except Artemis, who had no idea what was going on anyway. The voice got closer. "PRIVATE FOWL!" Unwillingly, Artemis spun around to face Holly Short with a wicked grin on her face.
"What am I doing here, Short?" he found himself asking curtly. She smiled, and pushed him into the nearby mud. His silk and custom-designed shirt ruined, he stood up, soaking and angry. Then he met the expression on her face.
With an evil sneer on her face, Holly said, "I'm going to teach you how to get to Commander, with Artemis Fowl in your way." Her face shifted and molded, and so did her clothes, until she changed completely into.
Himself.
Sooo.. What will happen?! The more reviews come in, the faster I'll type the next chapter, you lucky dogs! And this time, I don't want copies of the same review! If you want this badly enough, you can use your creative strength to type me new reviews!! REVIEWS! REVIEWS! REVIEWS! REVIEWS! REVIEWS! REVIEWS! REVIEWS!
Lucy: Where does she get all that chocolate?
Selene: I have no clue.
*Lucy and Selene drag Trisani off the stage. *
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except the gruesome and rigorous training that Artemis goes through, and the boredom that Butler goes through. ; -) Oops, did I just say that?
Revelation:
Artemis woke up in a dank and cold cell alone. Actually, he woke up with fifty other inmates, all of them young, eager, and impetuous. Only ten of them were girls. And all of them were fairies. He groaned, and tried to remember what had happened. There was too much noise around.
"Shut up!" he snapped reflexively. Immediately, there was silence. But not the kind he liked. It was the "Who's this grouchy nut" silence, and it was obvious they didn't like him. Someone broke the silence.
"Who's this grouchy Mud Boy? And what's he doing in our room?" someone asked. There was a ripple of malicious laughter. "Throw 'im out! Throw 'im out!" someone else began chanting, and soon the whole room was repeating it. They picked Artemis up, and attempted to throw him out of the room, through the bars.
This lot wasn't terribly smart, reflected Artemis, if they thought that they could fit his slender (but not THAT slim) body through the tiny spaces between the bars. He winced as his head was again banged against metal.
There was a clang of metal again, but it certainly wasn't in this cell. For one thing, his head wasn't hurting anymore. For another, it sounded of a different alloy. And for yet another, Captain Short was outside his cell, banging a gong.
She opened the door, and fifty excited teenage fairies streamed out. That, and one irritated Artemis Fowl with a major headache. "I see they gave you the Mud Worm Bang." She said with a slight smirk. "But of course." Said Artemis, courteous as always, if a bit sarcastic. "I presume you know, Captain Short, because they did it to you as well."
For one moment, the overbearing leer was wiped off Holly's smug face. She immediately recovered, and glared at him snootily. "That would be COMMANDER Short to you, mud worm." She stalked off; at least, with as much dignity as her short three foot five form could muster.
Operations Booth:
Butler twitched. So did the camera. Butler yawned. The camera leaned in to see his back teeth. Butler scratched himself. The camera followed the FASCINATING movements of his beefy hands. The vein in Butler's left eye pulsed, and he punched the camera. The lens broke.
Foaly glanced over briefly, in an amused manner. "Getting bored already on Security duty, Butler?" he inquired. "I wouldn't have expected it of you, considering you set yourself up in the SECURITY business." He laughed at his own joke, and Butler had no idea what he meant. His left eye's vein pulsed again.
The centaur's laughter stopped, and he assumed a more concerned and generous outlook. "I'm sure your Mud Bo- I mean Fowl will be perfectly fine without you." Butler winced. He had gotten rather attached to Artemis during their thirteen years of companionship, and he liked to think that Artemis couldn't do without him.
And at the moment, Artemis could have really used his help.
Training Field:
"Aten- HUT!" Everyone spun towards the female voice except Artemis, who had no idea what was going on anyway. The voice got closer. "PRIVATE FOWL!" Unwillingly, Artemis spun around to face Holly Short with a wicked grin on her face.
"What am I doing here, Short?" he found himself asking curtly. She smiled, and pushed him into the nearby mud. His silk and custom-designed shirt ruined, he stood up, soaking and angry. Then he met the expression on her face.
With an evil sneer on her face, Holly said, "I'm going to teach you how to get to Commander, with Artemis Fowl in your way." Her face shifted and molded, and so did her clothes, until she changed completely into.
Himself.
Sooo.. What will happen?! The more reviews come in, the faster I'll type the next chapter, you lucky dogs! And this time, I don't want copies of the same review! If you want this badly enough, you can use your creative strength to type me new reviews!! REVIEWS! REVIEWS! REVIEWS! REVIEWS! REVIEWS! REVIEWS! REVIEWS!
Lucy: Where does she get all that chocolate?
Selene: I have no clue.
*Lucy and Selene drag Trisani off the stage. *