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Summary: Leo cheats on Piper with a she-leprechaun
Leo couldn't help himself as he gazed enthralled at her iridescent kelly green skin. His mouth dropped open a bit, expressing his vesuverousness at her exhibitionary qualia. "Come, my pet," the she-leprechaun said softly, and Leo fell into her arms and into the most excrutiatingly irreverent and desarious decision of his lifetimes.
Piper paced the kitchen, wondering why Leo wasn't responding to her call. Finally he orbed in. "Is that lipstick on your mouth?" Piper asked. "And why is it green?"
"I was eating a green cupcake," Leo replied.
"Is that a euphemism for having sex with a leprechaun?" asked Piper jokingly.
"Piper, I am so sorry," Leo said honestly.
"WHAT?!?!" Piper exclaimed. She gestured to her pregnant stomach. "You have got to be kidding me! I'm pregnant with your baby and you cheat on me with a leprechaun?!"
"She-leprechaun," Leo corrected.
Piper was partially mollified. "If that's the way you're going to treat me, maybe I'll just go develop a relationship with a lawn gnome."
TBC… next chapter, Piper cheats on Leo with a lawn gnome. Which charmed character should cheat on their significant other next and with who/what?