Tales From the Ringgold Band
Chapter 1
By: Katie
Featuring:
E. Gosney as "Super G!"-With Real Drum Major Action
J. Mowry as "Sea Foam Jesse"-Sidekick Drum Major (something like a Cat Woman)
Super G!'s faithful Bari-sax, Saxy-...saxophone
R. Corbett as "Dark Trombone"-Trombone player
J. Honaker as "The Girl who stole Dark Trombone's Chair"-clarinetist
K. Jakub as "The Girl who actually stole Dark Trombone's Chair"-clarinetest-Henceforth known as TGWASDTC.
L. Trychta as "The Little End Trumpet"-Dark Trombone's freshman minion.
It was a cold daty outside of the Ringgold High School, and all was going well. All except for Dark Trombone trying to take over the band again. And the crazy choir teacher was going insane. And the choir concert was the next day and they were really going to suck..but other then that, all was well.
Eric Gosney had just been enjoying a drink of 'Blue Moon Raspberry' koolaid, when his life partner and sidekick arrived.
"Saxy, Sea Foam Jesse, that's alotta nuts!"
"Super G! We must get to the G-Spot immediately! Dark Trombone is trying to take over the band again!"
And with that, Super G!, Saxy, and Sea Foam Jesse left for the G-Spot, standing to their motto, "If you can't find it, you don't come!"
Once they reached the G-Spot (Drum Major Office) Super G! and Sea Foam Jesse started to come up with a plan to banish Dark Trombone's evil plot.
*Flashback to the Day the chair was stolen*-just an interlude-
All was well in the auditorium while the band went out for sectionals. That is, until TGWASDTC came back. She innocently looked around for her chair, and could not find one, so she took one from the trombone section. Later on, Dark Trombone came back and found he had no chair. "Who could've stolen it?" He thought. "Ahh. I bet it was a clarinet. I'll show them!"
"You there! Give back my chair!"
"But I didn't take it, Dark Trombone!" The Girl who Stole Dark Trombone's chair replied, "Try the flute section."
Ay, he asked the flutes, but they hadn't stolen his chair, and that was the day he decided to take over the band.
*Back to the story*
"But Sea Foam Jesse, what'll we do now?"
"Sound the warning, let's get to the Ugly Mobile! Before he comes for us."
Super G! grabbed Saxy, ran outside and sounded a warning to, uh, well, warn the rest of the band that Dark Trombone was at it again.
*Enter the Super Mario theme hear*
Then, they scampered to the Ugly Mobile. Doing who knows what to each other in the back seat...plus they had a sax..
"Oh! No! Everybody run! Dark Trombone is going to try and take over the band!" Yelled some senior clarinet.
"Mwhahahah!" Came the sound from Dark Trombone's lips, "Run if you must, but I'll get you!!"
The night passed, and the day of the choir concert arrived. Snow was every where and students were faking colds to get out of the terrible concert. Little did they know that their choir teacher would soon be no more.
Dark Trombone started to laugh again. He had a plan, and Little End Trumpet was going to help. The Choir Teacher was going away, because he didn't get the solo.
And so the time of the concert arrived. (somehow Super G! and Sea Foam Jesse weren't there.)
Dark Trombone and Little End Trumpet were just about to finish their plan when the doors busted open and Super G! Saxt and Sea Foam Jesse came in the room. Their hair was dishelved and their clothes a little wrinkled (and Saxy smelled suspicious.)
"Not today, Dark Trombone! You won't take over the band yet!"
"Yea...mmmmm.." Sea Foam Jesse added.
And that is the end of this adventure. Stay tuned for the next one, written by TGWSDTC.
Chapter 1
By: Katie
Featuring:
E. Gosney as "Super G!"-With Real Drum Major Action
J. Mowry as "Sea Foam Jesse"-Sidekick Drum Major (something like a Cat Woman)
Super G!'s faithful Bari-sax, Saxy-...saxophone
R. Corbett as "Dark Trombone"-Trombone player
J. Honaker as "The Girl who stole Dark Trombone's Chair"-clarinetist
K. Jakub as "The Girl who actually stole Dark Trombone's Chair"-clarinetest-Henceforth known as TGWASDTC.
L. Trychta as "The Little End Trumpet"-Dark Trombone's freshman minion.
It was a cold daty outside of the Ringgold High School, and all was going well. All except for Dark Trombone trying to take over the band again. And the crazy choir teacher was going insane. And the choir concert was the next day and they were really going to suck..but other then that, all was well.
Eric Gosney had just been enjoying a drink of 'Blue Moon Raspberry' koolaid, when his life partner and sidekick arrived.
"Saxy, Sea Foam Jesse, that's alotta nuts!"
"Super G! We must get to the G-Spot immediately! Dark Trombone is trying to take over the band again!"
And with that, Super G!, Saxy, and Sea Foam Jesse left for the G-Spot, standing to their motto, "If you can't find it, you don't come!"
Once they reached the G-Spot (Drum Major Office) Super G! and Sea Foam Jesse started to come up with a plan to banish Dark Trombone's evil plot.
*Flashback to the Day the chair was stolen*-just an interlude-
All was well in the auditorium while the band went out for sectionals. That is, until TGWASDTC came back. She innocently looked around for her chair, and could not find one, so she took one from the trombone section. Later on, Dark Trombone came back and found he had no chair. "Who could've stolen it?" He thought. "Ahh. I bet it was a clarinet. I'll show them!"
"You there! Give back my chair!"
"But I didn't take it, Dark Trombone!" The Girl who Stole Dark Trombone's chair replied, "Try the flute section."
Ay, he asked the flutes, but they hadn't stolen his chair, and that was the day he decided to take over the band.
*Back to the story*
"But Sea Foam Jesse, what'll we do now?"
"Sound the warning, let's get to the Ugly Mobile! Before he comes for us."
Super G! grabbed Saxy, ran outside and sounded a warning to, uh, well, warn the rest of the band that Dark Trombone was at it again.
*Enter the Super Mario theme hear*
Then, they scampered to the Ugly Mobile. Doing who knows what to each other in the back seat...plus they had a sax..
"Oh! No! Everybody run! Dark Trombone is going to try and take over the band!" Yelled some senior clarinet.
"Mwhahahah!" Came the sound from Dark Trombone's lips, "Run if you must, but I'll get you!!"
The night passed, and the day of the choir concert arrived. Snow was every where and students were faking colds to get out of the terrible concert. Little did they know that their choir teacher would soon be no more.
Dark Trombone started to laugh again. He had a plan, and Little End Trumpet was going to help. The Choir Teacher was going away, because he didn't get the solo.
And so the time of the concert arrived. (somehow Super G! and Sea Foam Jesse weren't there.)
Dark Trombone and Little End Trumpet were just about to finish their plan when the doors busted open and Super G! Saxt and Sea Foam Jesse came in the room. Their hair was dishelved and their clothes a little wrinkled (and Saxy smelled suspicious.)
"Not today, Dark Trombone! You won't take over the band yet!"
"Yea...mmmmm.." Sea Foam Jesse added.
And that is the end of this adventure. Stay tuned for the next one, written by TGWSDTC.