Time to Change Disks

It is a rather nice day everyone, but Squall, is having a great time. Cloud is on the table danc thunk OUCH! Where the hell did that come from!?!? "Me," Squall yelled glaring at the narrator. "I'm having a GREAT time! So HAH!" shouted Squall who got hit with several floating mallets. "I did not! Wh-wh-what are they...Ahh shit" Anyway, after the public beating of Squall, the story continues with Cloud...break dancing on my front lawn? What kind of story is this? shuffle shuffle ."Awright a D!" shouted Cloud at the confuzzled narrator. Cloud then started break dancing on the Narrator's front lawn, who chased him off shooting Squall several times. "That'll teach you little sons'a bitchs!" shouted the Narrator. Suddenly Barret ran out from under Cloud's skirt and shouted "The British are coming the British are coming!". Rather confused everyone slowly ran for cover. After about 4 years of hiding a small chicken ran by and everyone got scared and instantly surrendered to it. After giving the small chicken all their weapons Squall ran out and tried to kill the chicken saying that his god came to him and told him he was the chosen one, for his stupidity everyone killed him, then force fed him broccoli until he cried..in that order. Anyway after 3 minutes of staring at Cloud's deranged dancing everyone set out on a quest! "Were are we going?" said Squall. "Argentina!" shouted a leaf floating by. "No, Chile!" yelled Yuffie chasing the leaf down the street. Noticing that they were in the middle of the street Cloud gathered a large group of people and began singing. Sephiroth disguised himself as a rock and whispered to Shadow that this was turning out to be a regular Western type movie. Thinking quickly, after about twenty minutes Shadow pulled two old-fasioned guns out of his shoe and shot Squall. After putting the situation together everyone noticed that Yuffie was missing! Yuffie then ran by yelling at the leaf, the leaf yelling back. "Argentina!" "Chile!" "Argentina!" "Chile!" "Argentina!" "Chile!" "Argentina!" "Chile!" "Argentina!" "Chile!" "Argentina!" "Chile!" "Argentina!" Everyone looked at Yuffie in amazement, then went out on a mission to save Yuffie from the Devious man of the Taco.