Time to Change Disks Chap 2 Why won't you change disks?
"Tly" said Squall.
"Gunshot" said Cloud.
Squall laughed and Cloud shot him. Anyway on with the story. As the group got a story together to put on the Devious man of the Taco, Cloud "It was mustard!" yelled Yuffie still chasing the butterfly.
"Uh..wasn't it a leaf last chapter?" exclaimed the waddling bus, who was then shot and hung by a passing Titanic. As Ramza decided he was not going to get up last chapter he falls from the sky killing Squall.and his mother. After about negative forty minutes of thinking Squall moved. Since he had already died and didn't actually think he got captured by the Devious man of the Mustard, he got up and chased after the wandering Sephiroth. Anyway as time passed the group decided that eating doughnuts wasn't helping in the search for Yuffie who was captured by the Devious man of the Taco, who will be now known as the Devious man of the Mustard five minutes ago.
"Change Disks!" yells Cloud.
"How do you know the name of the story your in?!" whispered the narrator.
Whispering Cloud yelled, "I'm in a story!?"
"." Exclaimed the narrator.
Cloud then proceeded to hop around saying, "I'm in a movie I'm in a movie."
After the mass genocide everyone went back to searching for Yuffie, who ran by again still arguing with the turnip.
"Wait wait wait it was a leaf then a.." a gunshot rings off.
"No not a gunshot.." Squall falls dead before he can finish his sentence.
Now that the great search is under way, Chapter 89 decides to take matters into his own hand and robs a bank. Called up because of the fire Chapter 9999999999 got in a marshmallow duel with Chapter 40 and killed him. Depressed from Chapter 87's death Chapter 99 killed herself.
After the bizarre massacring of chapters Cloud turned Squall into a firework and launched him into the atmosphere.
"Argentina!"
"Chile!"
"Argentina!"
"Chile!"
"Argentina!"
"Chile!"
"Argentina!"
"Chile!"
"Argentina!"
"Chile!"
"Argentina!"
"Chile!"
"Argentina!"
"Chile!"
"Argentina!"
"Chile!" continued in the backround as the group finally set out to...uh shoot...i forgot... anyway the group was on their way! Walking down a very desolate ocean of bacon grease the team stopped!
"Uh where are we going again?" stated Tifa.
"To the waterfall!" screamed Elena, just showing up.
"RRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD TTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!!!" whispered Cloud, as the group erupted in marshmallo cream pies.
After a few minutes Squall drove up in a tour bus, and hopped out showing the team the bus. Everyone looked at Squall.
"What's with the bus?" yelled Cloud.
"For the road trip" whispered Squall.
"Good idea great that I thought of it" said Tifa. Annoyed that Tifa took Squall's invention the 'Tour Bus' they violently killed her and stole her shirt. Shirtless and beat up Tifa dances onto the tour bus.
"Wait didn't we kill her?" answered Cloud.
"Stop arguing with me!" asked the Narrator.
"Shrug" whispered Cloud.
"What was that?!" whispered Cloud.
"Nothing!" yelled the Narrator.
"Bull shit it was nothing!" stated Cloud. Cloud then mercifully mauled the Narrator and Selphie raped him. Afterwards Cloud, Tifa, and Selphie had a three-some in the back of the bus while the rest of the group fought over who was going to drive. After the problem was solved and Cloud was refreshed Cloud took the driver's seat and drove off a cliff.
Meanwhile.
Noticing that Tifa and Selphie were naked, really wet, and tired the group tossed them into a rat's nest and Cloud flew the bus into The Simpson's house. Cloud finally noticing after using omnislash on a stray dog that he went the wrong way. He hopped into the bus and sped away...crashing into a tree right outside of the place where they started.
"Oh great thanks Cloud! We're back where we started!" said Tifa.
"Didn't get enough last time eh?" said Cloud looking at the worn out Tifa and Selphie who just appeared.
"What?" said Selphie and Tifa.
"Ok more it is!" said Cloud grabbing Tifa and Selphie and taking them to the back of the bus again.
Seeing that Cloud only joined up to get with Tifa and Selphie the group left them behind to rescue King Melissa from the would be ravishings of a turkey pilot. Seeming that no one wanted to mess with Squall they all left to kill the mocking bird.
"Tly" said Squall.
"Gunshot" said Cloud.
Squall laughed and Cloud shot him. Anyway on with the story. As the group got a story together to put on the Devious man of the Taco, Cloud "It was mustard!" yelled Yuffie still chasing the butterfly.
"Uh..wasn't it a leaf last chapter?" exclaimed the waddling bus, who was then shot and hung by a passing Titanic. As Ramza decided he was not going to get up last chapter he falls from the sky killing Squall.and his mother. After about negative forty minutes of thinking Squall moved. Since he had already died and didn't actually think he got captured by the Devious man of the Mustard, he got up and chased after the wandering Sephiroth. Anyway as time passed the group decided that eating doughnuts wasn't helping in the search for Yuffie who was captured by the Devious man of the Taco, who will be now known as the Devious man of the Mustard five minutes ago.
"Change Disks!" yells Cloud.
"How do you know the name of the story your in?!" whispered the narrator.
Whispering Cloud yelled, "I'm in a story!?"
"." Exclaimed the narrator.
Cloud then proceeded to hop around saying, "I'm in a movie I'm in a movie."
After the mass genocide everyone went back to searching for Yuffie, who ran by again still arguing with the turnip.
"Wait wait wait it was a leaf then a.." a gunshot rings off.
"No not a gunshot.." Squall falls dead before he can finish his sentence.
Now that the great search is under way, Chapter 89 decides to take matters into his own hand and robs a bank. Called up because of the fire Chapter 9999999999 got in a marshmallow duel with Chapter 40 and killed him. Depressed from Chapter 87's death Chapter 99 killed herself.
After the bizarre massacring of chapters Cloud turned Squall into a firework and launched him into the atmosphere.
"Argentina!"
"Chile!"
"Argentina!"
"Chile!"
"Argentina!"
"Chile!"
"Argentina!"
"Chile!"
"Argentina!"
"Chile!"
"Argentina!"
"Chile!"
"Argentina!"
"Chile!"
"Argentina!"
"Chile!" continued in the backround as the group finally set out to...uh shoot...i forgot... anyway the group was on their way! Walking down a very desolate ocean of bacon grease the team stopped!
"Uh where are we going again?" stated Tifa.
"To the waterfall!" screamed Elena, just showing up.
"RRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD TTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!!!" whispered Cloud, as the group erupted in marshmallo cream pies.
After a few minutes Squall drove up in a tour bus, and hopped out showing the team the bus. Everyone looked at Squall.
"What's with the bus?" yelled Cloud.
"For the road trip" whispered Squall.
"Good idea great that I thought of it" said Tifa. Annoyed that Tifa took Squall's invention the 'Tour Bus' they violently killed her and stole her shirt. Shirtless and beat up Tifa dances onto the tour bus.
"Wait didn't we kill her?" answered Cloud.
"Stop arguing with me!" asked the Narrator.
"Shrug" whispered Cloud.
"What was that?!" whispered Cloud.
"Nothing!" yelled the Narrator.
"Bull shit it was nothing!" stated Cloud. Cloud then mercifully mauled the Narrator and Selphie raped him. Afterwards Cloud, Tifa, and Selphie had a three-some in the back of the bus while the rest of the group fought over who was going to drive. After the problem was solved and Cloud was refreshed Cloud took the driver's seat and drove off a cliff.
Meanwhile.
Noticing that Tifa and Selphie were naked, really wet, and tired the group tossed them into a rat's nest and Cloud flew the bus into The Simpson's house. Cloud finally noticing after using omnislash on a stray dog that he went the wrong way. He hopped into the bus and sped away...crashing into a tree right outside of the place where they started.
"Oh great thanks Cloud! We're back where we started!" said Tifa.
"Didn't get enough last time eh?" said Cloud looking at the worn out Tifa and Selphie who just appeared.
"What?" said Selphie and Tifa.
"Ok more it is!" said Cloud grabbing Tifa and Selphie and taking them to the back of the bus again.
Seeing that Cloud only joined up to get with Tifa and Selphie the group left them behind to rescue King Melissa from the would be ravishings of a turkey pilot. Seeming that no one wanted to mess with Squall they all left to kill the mocking bird.