Much Ado About Hogwarts Chapter 10 The Really Funny Scene That Wasn't In the Brannaugh Movie Disclaimer: I may not be J.K. Rowling or Shakespeare, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am. I am a librarian! ************************************************************* Sunlight shone in the girls' dormitory in Gryffindor. Hermione stirred. "Good morning." "Hmmmm. 'Morning, Gin." Hermione didn't seem well. "What's wrong, Hermione?" "I don't feel so good. I don't want to go to classes today." Ginny's eyes must have grown about an inch in diameter. "Well, lucky you, it's Sunday." She couldn't conceal a little smile. Poor 'Mione. She must be feeling REALLY bad. "It's a good thing, too. You - missing class." She turned back to her bed, face out of her friends sight. "Everyone would think you'd gone mad." She continued. "I can't imagine you trying to weasel your way out of that one." Hermione jumped a bit. "Weasel, weasel. What do you mean 'weasel'?" Ginny smiled, still hidden. "What do you mean, what do I mean?" She turned back to face Hermione, trying to look incredulous. "I didn't mean anything." A look of realization crossed her face. "Oh, you think that I think that my brother, you know, thinks of you. No, I don't think that you like my brother. Honest, in fact, I don't think you really could like any guy. Oh, that sounded mean. Anyway, he's the same way. Of course, tastes change, not that my brother is, well, tasty. Eww. Going to a bad mental place. Anyway, you like guys, I'm assuming, and I guess my brother is, technically a guy, although thinking about that is oober ookie." Hermione looked absolutely bumfuddled. "Huh?"