Snake: hehehe...
Naomi: Is he ever going to stop giggling?
Mei: He's in his glory, probably not.
Naomi: Otacon's doing it too...
Otacon: hehehe...
Mei: Grow up, both of you!
Snake: What? But, there are lots of boobs...
Otacon: Yeah...I'm with Snake on this one.
Naomi: Some of the girls are pretty young, Snake. I think you're sick.
Snake: ...they've got boobs though. Isn't that good enough?
Naomi: ...fine. You don't want to see me in one of those, do you?
Snake: HELL YEAH!!!
Naomi: I'll wear one if you promise to stop giggling and looking at the girls boobs.
Snake: ...hmm...uh, ok. The whole time we're here?
Naomi: Yes!
Snake: *sighs* All right. *keeps his eyes looking at the table, because he really, really wants to see Naomi in one of those shirts*
Otacon: *snickers* Hey, Naomi, you realize that you *giggling* told Snake you'd let him see you in a Hooter's shirt, right? *giggling*
Naomi: Yes, I'm aware of that.
Otacon: *laughing* Then that means you can't wear anything else!
Naomi: What!?
Snake: Holy ****!!! This kicks ass! Thanks Naomi!!!
Naomi: ...feel free to look at the girls Snake.
Snake: No way! I'll have a much better show later! Can I bring a camera?
Naomi: No. *sigh* I did promise you a strip search. Anyway, this'll cover it.
Snake: When did you promise that?
Naomi: Dammit, you forgot?
Snake: Yep, thanks for reminding me.
Naomi: ...
Snake: Thanks again Naomi, Solid Snake is truly solid now...
*Just as Snake was settling down for his show...he receives a call from the colonel.*
Colonel: Snake, we have a problem, you know the X-Box?
Snake: I've heard of an X-Flop, never an X-Box.
Colonel: It's the same thing.
Snake: Oh. Anyways...
Colonel: Yes, ahem. Bill Gates has created Metal Gear Rex-Box.
Snake: ....Oh.
Colonel: I know, it sounds really stupid, but, it can cause gamers to waste hundreds of dollars on something that should just be used to stop burglars, by throwing the X-Box at them.
Snake: This is bad...
Colonel: Yeah, it is. Will you destroy it Snake?
Snake: Not only will I destroy it, but, um, uh, yes, yes, I'll destroy it.
Colonel: Thank you Snake.
*Snake disconnects the Codec so he can get back to his show*
Naomi: Shouldn't you get going Snake?
Snake: After the show is done...hehehe.
Naomi: *sighs* *Naomi slowly pulls her shirt off...
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Snake: whew...you definitely satisfied Solid Snake...
Naomi: What? I didn't even notice a Solid Snake.
Snake: That's really mean.
Naomi: Life's tough, get a helmet.
Snake: Huh?
Naomi: You prefer, life's a garden. Dig it.
Snake: I think you swallowed too much of the white stuff.
Naomi: What are we talking about?
Snake: Yeah, like I ever know what's going on.
Naomi: True...
Snake: I have one question to ask.
Naomi: And that's....?
Snake: Why do you have 3 nipples?
Naomi: ...does it matter? You didn't seem to mind.
Snake: *stunned look on his face* I never said I minded.
Naomi: Go to work Snake.
Snake: Again? You have more stamina than I do.
Naomi: *smacks forehead* I'm outta here.
Naomi: Is he ever going to stop giggling?
Mei: He's in his glory, probably not.
Naomi: Otacon's doing it too...
Otacon: hehehe...
Mei: Grow up, both of you!
Snake: What? But, there are lots of boobs...
Otacon: Yeah...I'm with Snake on this one.
Naomi: Some of the girls are pretty young, Snake. I think you're sick.
Snake: ...they've got boobs though. Isn't that good enough?
Naomi: ...fine. You don't want to see me in one of those, do you?
Snake: HELL YEAH!!!
Naomi: I'll wear one if you promise to stop giggling and looking at the girls boobs.
Snake: ...hmm...uh, ok. The whole time we're here?
Naomi: Yes!
Snake: *sighs* All right. *keeps his eyes looking at the table, because he really, really wants to see Naomi in one of those shirts*
Otacon: *snickers* Hey, Naomi, you realize that you *giggling* told Snake you'd let him see you in a Hooter's shirt, right? *giggling*
Naomi: Yes, I'm aware of that.
Otacon: *laughing* Then that means you can't wear anything else!
Naomi: What!?
Snake: Holy ****!!! This kicks ass! Thanks Naomi!!!
Naomi: ...feel free to look at the girls Snake.
Snake: No way! I'll have a much better show later! Can I bring a camera?
Naomi: No. *sigh* I did promise you a strip search. Anyway, this'll cover it.
Snake: When did you promise that?
Naomi: Dammit, you forgot?
Snake: Yep, thanks for reminding me.
Naomi: ...
Snake: Thanks again Naomi, Solid Snake is truly solid now...
*Just as Snake was settling down for his show...he receives a call from the colonel.*
Colonel: Snake, we have a problem, you know the X-Box?
Snake: I've heard of an X-Flop, never an X-Box.
Colonel: It's the same thing.
Snake: Oh. Anyways...
Colonel: Yes, ahem. Bill Gates has created Metal Gear Rex-Box.
Snake: ....Oh.
Colonel: I know, it sounds really stupid, but, it can cause gamers to waste hundreds of dollars on something that should just be used to stop burglars, by throwing the X-Box at them.
Snake: This is bad...
Colonel: Yeah, it is. Will you destroy it Snake?
Snake: Not only will I destroy it, but, um, uh, yes, yes, I'll destroy it.
Colonel: Thank you Snake.
*Snake disconnects the Codec so he can get back to his show*
Naomi: Shouldn't you get going Snake?
Snake: After the show is done...hehehe.
Naomi: *sighs* *Naomi slowly pulls her shirt off...
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Snake: whew...you definitely satisfied Solid Snake...
Naomi: What? I didn't even notice a Solid Snake.
Snake: That's really mean.
Naomi: Life's tough, get a helmet.
Snake: Huh?
Naomi: You prefer, life's a garden. Dig it.
Snake: I think you swallowed too much of the white stuff.
Naomi: What are we talking about?
Snake: Yeah, like I ever know what's going on.
Naomi: True...
Snake: I have one question to ask.
Naomi: And that's....?
Snake: Why do you have 3 nipples?
Naomi: ...does it matter? You didn't seem to mind.
Snake: *stunned look on his face* I never said I minded.
Naomi: Go to work Snake.
Snake: Again? You have more stamina than I do.
Naomi: *smacks forehead* I'm outta here.