Ding-Dong Ayeka's Dead

Ding-Dong Ayeka's Dead

By: CT and Kitto

Disclaimer: We do NOT own Tenchi Muyo! I wish we could… but…

Now a little about the characters:

CT- Hyper author that came up with the idea to make this fan-fic.

Kitto- OTHER crazy author who helped with the fan-fic.

Koko- A good friend of CT and Kitto.

CK- another good friend of CT and Kitto.

Yukon- ANOTHER good friend of CT and Kitto.

Emu- A nickname we gave to a friend!

ON WITH THE STORY! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~

::CT is walking down the street and meets up with Kitto::

CT: Hey sup Kitto??

Kitto: I got a new mallet!

CT: OOOOO! I wanna see!

::Kitto takes out her mallet::

Kitto: THIS one's made of Steel!

CT: Its pretty!

Kitto: 0_o uh… right

CT: Let's show it to our new friend, Tenchi!

Kitto: YA!

::CT and Kitto go to the Masaki's::

((A/N: It's a portable mallet too!!!!!!))

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::CT rings the doorbell 7 times::

CT: DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! heeheehee

Kitto: Stop that! Your gonna break it!

CT: DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! heeheehee

Tenchi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Oh hi!

Kitto: hello! ::CT and Kitto go inside::

Ryoko: Who are they??

CT: We're Bounty Hunters!

Ryoko: ::gasp::

Kitto: NO WE'RE NOT! :: pulls CT by the ear::

CT: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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CT: Let's watch a movie!

Kitto: YA!

::Kitto and CT fight over watching CardCaptors or DragonBallZ::

Kitto: CardCaptors!

CT: DBZ!

Kitto: CC!

CT: DBZ!

Kitto: CC!

CT: DBZ!

Kitto: CC!

CT: DBZ!

Kitto: CC!

CT: DBZ!

Kitto: CC!

CT: DBZ!

Kitto: CC!

CT: PRINCESS MONONOKE!!!!!!!

Both: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ::fight over who's gonna put the tape in::

::CT lets go and Kitto falls down::

CT: heeheehee! ::grabs Tape and puts it in::

Kitto: OOOWWW! HEY!

::everyone ( Ayeka, Ryoko, Mihoshi, Tenchi, Washu, Sasami, CT, Kitto, and Kiyone) watches Princess Mononoke::

Mihoshi: did that guys head just got SHOT OFF?!

Ryoko: Cool!

Sasami: ::Covers eyes:: EWWWWWWWW!

Ayeka: This is stupid!

CT: and Kitto: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

::CT and Kitto's eyes go evil!:: ::Kitto takes out her mallet::

Kitto: Don't make me hurt you!

Ayeka: But I want to watch my lovely soap Operas!

CT: SNORE! NO! Those are so BORING!

Ayeka: NO THERE NOT! SO TURN THIS OFF!

CT and Kitto: NO!

::Kitto hits Ayeka with her new mallet::

::SPLAT!::

Kitto: oops!

CT: heeheeeeee… You're used to hitting ME huh?

Sasami: YAY! NO MORE SISTER! I'M PRINCESS OF JURAI!!!!!!!

CT: LETS SING!!!!!!

Kitto: YA!

::Ding-dong the witch is dead song starts playing::

DING DONG AYEKAS DEAD! DING DONG DING AYEKAS DEAD! DING-DONG THE WITCH AYEKAS DEAD! WAKE UP YOU SLEEPY HEADS! DING DONG DING AYEKAS DEAD! DING-DONG THE WITCH AYEKA'S DEAD! ….

Koko: which Ayeka?

CT: That Ayeka!

Kitto: The evil one!

Koko: Oh I see!

::Ding-dong the witch is dead song starts playing::

DING DONG AYEKAS DEAD! DING DONG DING AYEKAS DEAD! DING-DONG THE WITCH AYEKAS DEAD! WAKE UP YOU SLEEPY HEADS! DING DONG DING AYEKAS DEAD! DING-DONG THE WITCH AYEKA'S DEAD! ….

CK: Which Ayeka?

CT and Kitto: That Ayeka!

Koko: The evil one!

CK: Oh I see!

::Ding-dong the witch is dead song starts playing::

DING DONG AYEKAS DEAD! DING DONG DING AYEKAS DEAD! DING-DONG THE WITCH AYEKAS DEAD! WAKE UP YOU SLEEPY HEADS! DING DONG DING AYEKAS DEAD! DING-DONG THE WITCH AYEKA'S DEAD! ….

Yukon: Which Ayeka?

CT, Kitto, and Koko: That Ayeka!

CK: The evil one!

Yukon: Oh I see!

::Ding-dong the witch is dead song starts playing::

DING DONG AYEKAS DEAD! DING DONG DING AYEKAS DEAD! DING-DONG THE WITCH AYEKAS DEAD! WAKE UP YOU SLEEPY HEADS! DING DONG DING AYEKAS DEAD! DING-DONG THE WITCH AYEKA'S DEAD! …..

Emu: What about Ayeka?

CT, Kitto, Koko, and CK: THAT AYEKA!

Yukon: THE DEAD ONE!

Emu: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

CT: uh oh….::pulls out Kitto's Potable Mallet::

::SMACK!::

Emu: MY FOOT! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWWW!

CT: Now will you be a Tenchi/Ryoko fan? AND Hate Ayeka FOREVER!?

Emu: YESSSS!

Everyone but Emu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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CT: Hope you liked it!

Kitto: We thought that was funny!

CK: YYYAAAAAAY! Ayeka's DEAD!

Kitto: your not supposed to be here!

::CK leaves::

CT: wait until we show THIS to EMUUUUU!

Kitto: HAHA! YA!

CT and Kitto: PLEASE R&R!!!!!!!

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CT and Kitto: What does school do to twisted Brains?

Both: IT MAKES THEM SPRINGY!!!!

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