Ding-Dong Ayeka's Dead
Chapter two: Ryoko torture!
By: CT and Kitto
Disclaimer: We do NOT own Tenchi Muyo!
NOW WITH OUR SPECAIL GUEST OF HONOR: EJJI!!!!!!!!
Now a little about the characters: CT- Hyper author that came up with the idea to make this fan-fic. Kitto- OTHER crazy author who helped with the fan-fic. Izu- A good friend of CT and Kitto. E-chan- another good friend of CT and Kitto. Yume- ANOTHER good friend of CT and Kitto. Ejji- Emu. but now Ejji! For we *love* Ejji! XD just kiddin!
And the ¤ means we'll explain it at the end of the fic, or translate something Ejji says.
ON WITH THE STORY! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
::CT is walking down the street and meets up with Kitto::
CT: Hiyas Kitto-san!
Kitto: hey CT-chan
CT: *goes chibi* Didjas hear? Didjas hear? Ayeka's back!
Kitto: Really? I thought you hated Ayeka?
CT: . Uh. Ejji's fault! Ejji brought Ayeka backish too!
Kitto: 0_o uh. right
CT: Let's go see um again!
Kitto: YA!
*CT and Kitto go to the Masaki's*
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*CT rings the doorbell 7 times*
CT: DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING- DONG! heeheehee
Kitto: Stop that! Your gonna break it!
CT: DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING- DONG! heeheehee
Tenchi: I wish you'd stop doing--
*Doorbell explodes off door*
Tenchi: AGAIN?!
Kitto: Gomen Gomen! I'll pay for it! *smacks CT*
CT: OWWWWW!
Ryoko: hey. it's you again.
CT: Hiyas Ryoko! Where's Ayeka-san?
Ryoko: *gasp* You're on.. HER side now?!
Kitto: uhhhh.
CT: Where's Ayeka-san? *Sounds a bit peeved*
Ryoko: she upstairs in her room!
CT: OK! Go to MSN! Click click! Sign in on Nur-I-ko.*Hops up stairs singing her "Opening up the email" song*
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CT: *knocks on Ayeka's door* HELLLOOOOOOOOOO? Ayeka?
Ayeka: EEEK! Get away!
CT: *pops in anyway* I'm sowwey! I'm an Ayeka fan now! Ejji made me one!
Ayeka: I don't believe you.
CT: um. ask Ejji! *Grabs Ejji from nowhere* I'm an Ayeka fan now riiiight?
Ejji: WAAAAAALL! ¤ Yes. HEEEER! *Hops up and down ask Ayeka for autograph* IWANTYOURAUTOGRAPH!IMYOURBIGGESTFAN!WAAAAALL!INAMEDMYHAMSTERAFTERTYOOOUUU!!! !¤¤
Both Ayeka and CT: O.o
CT: That was worse then I thought. *takes authors pen and makes her disappear* Bye bye Ejji!
Ejji: AAAAAAK! I'M NOT DONE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll.....
Ayeka and CT: O.o riiight.
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(It is dinnertime! Wee staying for dinner! Fuuuuuuun!) CT: *eating house out of food like always*
Ryoko: Ok now that's just nasty.
Kitto: CT where's Ejji?
CT: *is between shoving food in her mouth* fen.. Er.Om!
Ryoko: English please?
CT: FEN! FER! FOM!
Ryoko: huh?
Ayeka: She SAID she sent her home!
Ryoko: I DIDN'T ASK YOU!
Ayeka: I WAS TELLING YOU WHAT SHE SAID!
CT: *stares while eating* .
*Ryoko and Ayeka continue in verbal fighting*
Ryoko: YOU #&*$^
Ayeka: YOUR'E THE &$^&!!
CT: *takes out author's pen and writes Ejji back into story*
Ejji: WAAAAALL!
Ayeka: *continues fighting with Ryoko*
Ejji: AK! They're fighting! .
CT and Kitto: there really wasn't anything like Warm Fuzzies Ejji.¤¤¤
Ejji: *sniff sniff* Wall.
Kitto: dun' worry Ejji! We'll take care of it!
Ryoko: *Smacks Ayeka*
Ejji: *is offended* THAT'S IT! STOP FIGHTING!
*Ayeka and Ryoko stop and mid punch*
Ejji: *Ejji stands up and raises her hand high in the air*
CT and Kitto: O.O AAAAAAH! NO! SHE'S MAD! AYEKA DUCK!
Ayeka: UM. OK! *ducks under table*
Ryoko: uh. I dun'. feel to good.
*SPLAT! *¤¤¤¤
Ejji: oops!
CT: *stares* ewwwwwwwwww
Ejji: ehhh.heh.? She's dead!
CT: LETS SING!!!!!!
Kitto: YA!
::Ding-dong the witch is dead song starts playing::
DING DONG RYOKOS DEAD! DING-DONG DING RYOKO'S DEAD! DING-DONG THE WITCH RYOKO DEAD! WAKE UP YOU SLEEPY HEADS! RUB YER EYES GET OUR OF BED! DING- DONG THE WITCH RYOKO'S DEAD! ..
Izu: um. didn't you do this before?
*Other two appear*
Yume: uh. ya I mean you did this for Ayeka.
Izu: I missed something didn't I?
Ejji: *happy* I wish back Ayeka and here she is! WALL! Then Ryoko Hit Ayeka and something happened and now she's dead.
Izu and Yume: How'd she die? O.O *stare at her corpse*
Ejji: I'm not sure.
Izu and Yume: uh.? O.o
Kitto: She got mad.
Izu and Yume: Oooooh.
Ejji: no really what happened?
E-chan: *walks in front door* Hi! Sorry I'm- - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O.o?!?!?!?!
Kitto: *straps E-chan in straight jacket* Shhh.. It's gonna be Ooook. *get her out of the room*
CT: Maybe we should clean up the house!
Tenchi: YOU BETTER!
CT and Kitto: uh.. Craaaaaaaaaap. -.-
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CT: I know you think it's pointless! Kitto: Don't review if you got nothin' nice to say! Ejji: I feel HAPPISH!¤¤¤¤¤ All: ^______^ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ CT and Kitto: What does school do to twisted Brains? Both: IT MAKES THEM SPRINGY!!!!
¤ Wall means Tenchi Muyo is Ejjinese.
¤¤ I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! WAAAAALL! I NAMED MY HAMSTER AFTER YOOOUUU!!!!
¤¤¤ Warm Fuzzies.. As Ejji likes to call it is. well I need permission to tell ya!
¤¤¤¤ If you really want to know how she died: Ryoko's head exploded from the magical powers that Ejji gets when she's mad!
¤¤¤¤¤ Ejji has her own "ish" language
Disclaimer: We do NOT own Tenchi Muyo!
NOW WITH OUR SPECAIL GUEST OF HONOR: EJJI!!!!!!!!
Now a little about the characters: CT- Hyper author that came up with the idea to make this fan-fic. Kitto- OTHER crazy author who helped with the fan-fic. Izu- A good friend of CT and Kitto. E-chan- another good friend of CT and Kitto. Yume- ANOTHER good friend of CT and Kitto. Ejji- Emu. but now Ejji! For we *love* Ejji! XD just kiddin!
And the ¤ means we'll explain it at the end of the fic, or translate something Ejji says.
ON WITH THE STORY! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
::CT is walking down the street and meets up with Kitto::
CT: Hiyas Kitto-san!
Kitto: hey CT-chan
CT: *goes chibi* Didjas hear? Didjas hear? Ayeka's back!
Kitto: Really? I thought you hated Ayeka?
CT: . Uh. Ejji's fault! Ejji brought Ayeka backish too!
Kitto: 0_o uh. right
CT: Let's go see um again!
Kitto: YA!
*CT and Kitto go to the Masaki's*
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*CT rings the doorbell 7 times*
CT: DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING- DONG! heeheehee
Kitto: Stop that! Your gonna break it!
CT: DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING-DONG! DING- DONG! heeheehee
Tenchi: I wish you'd stop doing--
*Doorbell explodes off door*
Tenchi: AGAIN?!
Kitto: Gomen Gomen! I'll pay for it! *smacks CT*
CT: OWWWWW!
Ryoko: hey. it's you again.
CT: Hiyas Ryoko! Where's Ayeka-san?
Ryoko: *gasp* You're on.. HER side now?!
Kitto: uhhhh.
CT: Where's Ayeka-san? *Sounds a bit peeved*
Ryoko: she upstairs in her room!
CT: OK! Go to MSN! Click click! Sign in on Nur-I-ko.*Hops up stairs singing her "Opening up the email" song*
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CT: *knocks on Ayeka's door* HELLLOOOOOOOOOO? Ayeka?
Ayeka: EEEK! Get away!
CT: *pops in anyway* I'm sowwey! I'm an Ayeka fan now! Ejji made me one!
Ayeka: I don't believe you.
CT: um. ask Ejji! *Grabs Ejji from nowhere* I'm an Ayeka fan now riiiight?
Ejji: WAAAAAALL! ¤ Yes. HEEEER! *Hops up and down ask Ayeka for autograph* IWANTYOURAUTOGRAPH!IMYOURBIGGESTFAN!WAAAAALL!INAMEDMYHAMSTERAFTERTYOOOUUU!!! !¤¤
Both Ayeka and CT: O.o
CT: That was worse then I thought. *takes authors pen and makes her disappear* Bye bye Ejji!
Ejji: AAAAAAK! I'M NOT DONE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll.....
Ayeka and CT: O.o riiight.
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(It is dinnertime! Wee staying for dinner! Fuuuuuuun!) CT: *eating house out of food like always*
Ryoko: Ok now that's just nasty.
Kitto: CT where's Ejji?
CT: *is between shoving food in her mouth* fen.. Er.Om!
Ryoko: English please?
CT: FEN! FER! FOM!
Ryoko: huh?
Ayeka: She SAID she sent her home!
Ryoko: I DIDN'T ASK YOU!
Ayeka: I WAS TELLING YOU WHAT SHE SAID!
CT: *stares while eating* .
*Ryoko and Ayeka continue in verbal fighting*
Ryoko: YOU #&*$^
Ayeka: YOUR'E THE &$^&!!
CT: *takes out author's pen and writes Ejji back into story*
Ejji: WAAAAALL!
Ayeka: *continues fighting with Ryoko*
Ejji: AK! They're fighting! .
CT and Kitto: there really wasn't anything like Warm Fuzzies Ejji.¤¤¤
Ejji: *sniff sniff* Wall.
Kitto: dun' worry Ejji! We'll take care of it!
Ryoko: *Smacks Ayeka*
Ejji: *is offended* THAT'S IT! STOP FIGHTING!
*Ayeka and Ryoko stop and mid punch*
Ejji: *Ejji stands up and raises her hand high in the air*
CT and Kitto: O.O AAAAAAH! NO! SHE'S MAD! AYEKA DUCK!
Ayeka: UM. OK! *ducks under table*
Ryoko: uh. I dun'. feel to good.
*SPLAT! *¤¤¤¤
Ejji: oops!
CT: *stares* ewwwwwwwwww
Ejji: ehhh.heh.? She's dead!
CT: LETS SING!!!!!!
Kitto: YA!
::Ding-dong the witch is dead song starts playing::
DING DONG RYOKOS DEAD! DING-DONG DING RYOKO'S DEAD! DING-DONG THE WITCH RYOKO DEAD! WAKE UP YOU SLEEPY HEADS! RUB YER EYES GET OUR OF BED! DING- DONG THE WITCH RYOKO'S DEAD! ..
Izu: um. didn't you do this before?
*Other two appear*
Yume: uh. ya I mean you did this for Ayeka.
Izu: I missed something didn't I?
Ejji: *happy* I wish back Ayeka and here she is! WALL! Then Ryoko Hit Ayeka and something happened and now she's dead.
Izu and Yume: How'd she die? O.O *stare at her corpse*
Ejji: I'm not sure.
Izu and Yume: uh.? O.o
Kitto: She got mad.
Izu and Yume: Oooooh.
Ejji: no really what happened?
E-chan: *walks in front door* Hi! Sorry I'm- - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O.o?!?!?!?!
Kitto: *straps E-chan in straight jacket* Shhh.. It's gonna be Ooook. *get her out of the room*
CT: Maybe we should clean up the house!
Tenchi: YOU BETTER!
CT and Kitto: uh.. Craaaaaaaaaap. -.-
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CT: I know you think it's pointless! Kitto: Don't review if you got nothin' nice to say! Ejji: I feel HAPPISH!¤¤¤¤¤ All: ^______^ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ CT and Kitto: What does school do to twisted Brains? Both: IT MAKES THEM SPRINGY!!!!
¤ Wall means Tenchi Muyo is Ejjinese.
¤¤ I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! WAAAAALL! I NAMED MY HAMSTER AFTER YOOOUUU!!!!
¤¤¤ Warm Fuzzies.. As Ejji likes to call it is. well I need permission to tell ya!
¤¤¤¤ If you really want to know how she died: Ryoko's head exploded from the magical powers that Ejji gets when she's mad!
¤¤¤¤¤ Ejji has her own "ish" language