Godly treachery


They stepped onto her motor cycle as she started it.
"Now be careful!" Gohan ordered.
"Yeah-yeah. BYE." and she tore with her wheel into the road as she took off. Damned old coot. Now she was stuck with this wise brat. Runt. /Great, finally I am in charge instead of that idiot Kakaroto, and so what if I'm a girl now! I RULE!/

Gokuu clung around her waist in fright as they sped down the road. What was this thing! Skilled Vegeta steered until it started getting dusky. She glanced over for an open space when out of the corner of her eye she spotted something in the middle of the road. What WAS it? Didn't have any lights on either! Blessed with sharp eyes she yelped as in fright Gokuu dug his fingers in her torso. RUNT! He pushed on a soar muscle which cramped up./Oh no, that Popo runt. Stop hovering you old coot! Your distracting me! Err...my other self!/

"Gokuu you ass! Let go!" But scared he only grabbed her tighter. She lost control as they skidded under the flying carpet through and stopped at a boulder. Gokuu lay over Vegeta's rear. She groaned under him as she tossed him off.

"Your fault..." She grunted as she rubbed her head. /GOOD GIRL! Now hit him! HARD./

"Do that again and I'll seriously hit you!" /NOOOO NOW! Please? Now?/ She turned angry away as she crawled from the wreckage and yelped. Before her nose was a black guy, no prob...on a CARPET! And it FLEW!

"Popo sorry. Vegeta?" she nodded weary.
"How did you know..." Behind her Gokuu crawled out and rubbed his head. Shish.

"Ah and there we have Gokuu. Step on carpet please." Vegeta eyed him then laughed.
"No can do. I am not allowed to go with weird guys." /TALK ABOUT WEIRD GUYS! I'm so smart./

"Aw come on Vegeta, it will be fun!" Gokuu chided as he hopped on top and behind the man, reaching down for her. Stubborn she turned away. Just as stubborn as before. Popo thought, grabbing her from behind and pulling her on the carpet. Before she could jump he re-appeared at Kami's place. Furious she jumped off and ran to the edge. Yelped and inched back. Yikes...

"KIDNAPPER!!! My parents will be so pissed!" /Oh Shuddup woman, now where is that Namek./ Peeved she crossed her arms and stood well away from both.

"Gokuu, what is a Namek." She spat disdain.
"Dunno, food?"
"No, it's a species. I am one." up to Gokuu walked a tall green skinned pointy eared...ALIEN. Vegeta gasped for air. Was she zapped from her earth? Her home? SHE NEEDED HER DRAGON BALLS!

"My name is Dende. Welcome on my look out. I am the guardian of Earth. Welcome back Gokuu, Vegeta."

"Welcome back?" Vegeta wearily repeated. Dende nodded patiently. "Please follow me." Eager Gokuu hopped over with Popo. Vegeta strolling behind them. They entered the huge white temple. Went up some stairs and stopped before a room with a pendulum inside.

"Come, I wish to show you your pasts." Gokuu curious walked inside the circle with odd symbols inside it. Stubborn Vegeta stood in the doorway. Popo and Dende eyed her.

"I don't believe anything you say. You're an alien." She stated brave.

"Said the alien to the alien." Dende coyly retorted. "Join us and I will explain." Humping she stalked over. Still away from the group. The door slammed shut as they were instructed to close their eyes. Off course Vegeta didn't and was sick by the time they stood on a plain. The guys from her album were beating the crap out of the other. This Vegeta could appreciate.


"Why does that guy have an M on his head? Doesn't show on the photo's." She complained as she walked up and was about to stroll over and ask. Dende grabbed her wrist and pulled her back behind the boulder they hid behind.

"He was possessed." /WAS NOT! I just needed the power boost green runt. And that calls himself guardian. I kicked your ass on your home planet!/

"That is your former self Vegeta." Vegeta nodded. Sure...then paled.
"I...I...was...a...GUY?" she shrieked. Gokuu laughed pointing at the look alike.
"I was a boy then, and now too!" she knuckle-headed him.
"I didn't chose...I couldn't have..." She eyed the man. Would she have chosen to come back as a girl? Interested she leaned her head on her boulder. She fancied him actually. Was that stupid? He looked like all she wanted in a guy.

/ACK, WOMAN!! That's me! That's US. This is so weird.../
"And now, I told you about alien to alien? Observe."

They peered around in the demolished street. Cute. /Ah home sweet home./
"Nice architect." Vegeta sneered.

"This is Vegeta-sei. Your both Saiya-jins. Hence the tails." Vegeta wrapped it around her waist. Wandering away. Something stirred. Weary she peered in the shaded building. /Don't go in there...nothing but fucked up Saiya-jins...woman...WENCH? What is it with your kind and curiosity!/

She tiptoed silently inside and hid behind rubble as she spotted two ugly dudes eating...food...hungry...her stomach growled. Aw shit. She clasped it as she ducked.

"Ah, I spy with my eye..." Something pulled her up. With big eyes she eyed the bald guy.
/Stupid idiot...YEMA I'M COMING!/ -Oh no you don't. It's a room with save guards...hehehehe-
"Aw how cute...a girlie chibi."


"You see Gokuu, you and Vegeta are powerhouses, you just need to learn how..." Dende glanced about. Where did Vegeta go? Same character all over again. Happily she munched on some meat as she eyed the other two closely. God they were ugly. Scarred, nearly bald...but boy this tasted good. Her tail curled weary as they eyed her curious.

"Bet you can't even kill a bug yet. Your too pampered. Do you even know how to fly and shoot?" she smirked as she retrieved the gun and stopped when they laughed at her. "No chibi, like this." She ducked as a laser beam shot over her head and into the building across the street. Pissed she glared at him.
"Excuse you! What the hell was that!"

"That chibi, was a Ki blast. And as a Saiya-jin you can do so too." She strolled over uninterested and peered at how he formed a blue ball. Neat...who needed guns with that stuff.

"Teach me."
"Well it's simple brat. Just aim, think of the beam and wham. Dust."

"Right, and I never thought that to other people either. They didn't torch!" She growled annoyed. They eyed her.
"You're a...a retrieved brat? Man your lost. Base is that way shrimp." she stamped pissed up and down. Her tail puffed out.

"I AM NOT A BRAT, CHIBI OR SHRIMP!"
"See? Your pissed, red aura, now shoot." she aimed and hissing she toasted the two. The two laughed themselves silly. Not even blocking the attack. Did sting...hmm. /Finally, took her long enough. Should have killed them, she...he...me? What EVER. Now how to make her develop it.../

"See Gokuu? That's why they were exterminated. They were a threat...." Dende smiled. "I've prepared the room for a longer stay. You can train with your kind. They sure did know how to develop powers in their own kind. And they often enough picked up abandoned children... Now where is Vegeta..."

"I am bored, this is LAME. I wanna go back. I have more things to do you know. So just zap me back already." Vegeta strolled up to them and tapped her foot impatiently. "And looky what I can do? Gokuu? Heads up! Catch!" She thrust a small ball at him and laughed his face was toasted. Suddenly Dende and Popo vanished. Vegeta stopped laughing. What the fug...


"HEY!!! You can't leave us here!" Gokuu scratched his head. Hmm... Vegeta eyed him dark. "What did he say to you?"

"That we're Saiya something's. And that you in your first life were a prince. And actually the heir of this planet? Is this another planet? How did we come here?" Vegeta groaned/
"By Kami, your made smart. We entered the pendulum room, thing started swaying, we popped up here. Why did they leave without us?"

"Oh he said we needed to train real hard, and that these people would help." Gokuu stated happily. He knew that answer!
"And the word was SAIYA-JIN! Now WHY do we need to train? I need to talk to that dragon!"
"Dragon? Where?" Gokuu spun around. She yanked her hair yelling in frustration.

"Sir...two others." A uniformed Saiya-jin pointed at the couple. The boy eyed the girl confused as she flipped.

"YOU RUNT!!!!! recap. They left us here to train for WHAT?"
"He said about trouble which would blow up the Earth. And we needed to be strong before we could stop it."
"I'm not gonna fight. DUH."

Both yelped as they were picked up by the collars. Vegeta blindly threw a Ki ball at one in the face.
"Oh feisty one." They snickered as Vegeta pried her eyes open weary. Sullen Gokuu eyed up. He was held up by a guy in green suit, and he...looked...huh?

"Great, another one." He snarled. A scar over his left cheek. Looked fresh...
/By Kami...not Bardock...aw man...That stinking Namek, even as a girl he won't leave me be./

***

In his throne room Dende cried in glee. Vegeta as a girl! Amazing!!! Yema must have tricked him!

***

"PUT ME DOWN NOW!" Vegeta cried out and tried to hit something. She was held at bay from the torso of the blue clad man.
"What's your name little tyke?" he asked. She flipped again.

"I'M NOT A TYKE, CHIBI, OR ANYTHING OTHER THEN MEEE!"
"Okay me..." he laughed. "What's your name?" She flushed frustrated. Men...

"Vegeta. Now LET ME GO!" they laughed together.
"Now...seriously kid. Name?" Gokuu blinked.

"But she's really called Vegeta." he stammered. The man with scar pulled him in face height.
"Really?" Gokuu nodded innocently. "Oh well, female with humour. Lets do your good deed for the year and bring this couple to the chibi base."

"NO CHIBI!" Vegeta wailed.
"Fine with me Bardock. I have time to spare anyway. Knock it off kid..." Vegeta hung powerless mid air. Gritting her teeth as everyone saw her PINK underwear. How humiliating...her tail out stretched like a pole and very puffed out.

"Aw calm down girl. If you do I'll allow you to walk alone. Okay?" Stiff she nodded while Gokuu already was tagging along. At long last she was allowed to walk and angry stalked behind them. Ignoring her the adults chatted about mission plans. Gokuu and Vegeta wandered about while keeping the men in eye sight. Vegeta peered into another rundown building when it cracked above her. Gokuu sweat dropped.

"Vegeta, we better get out...it'll break..."
"Ah shush. Some things here..."
"Sure there is, just not for kids like you two." Bardock snagged them away as the roof collapsed. Vegeta squirmed in his arms until he put her back down.

"And will you two just stay with us? I'm like a frigging babysitter!" the blue clad man grinned.
"And such a charming one you make..." he teased.
"Oh Shuddup Toora."
"Make me." Vegeta snickered at them as she ran up ahead and again entered a building.

"What is wrong with that kid! Straight into Tonach's lair...this will be fun..."

"WAHHHHH!!!" Pale Vegeta bolted out as a big many toothed thing raced after her. Zipping through the streets she ran past a small group of Saiya-jins and back to Bardock and Toora and hid behind both. She panted and still was pale as Gokuu eyed her worried. The big beast paused before the smirking couple as both had attacks pulsating above their palms. With the tail between it's paws he fled back into the building.

"Aw shame. Seems he didn't feel like playing..." Both dissipated the balls as they strolled on. Greeting the snickering group who stared and pointed at a flushed Vegeta.

"YO Bardock! Spawned? Dead ringer!" one chided. Bardock growled.
"NO. I found that couple. Didn't make them."
"Aw...girls kinda cute." Vegeta turned crimson. They better Shuddup SOON.
"Cute dress..." a small bald laughed.
"No way, cute nickers!" Okay, that did it. With a battle cry Vegeta attacked, scratching and biting and bit of blasting. Panting she dropped back and still red flushed surveyed her handy work...which...was nothing? They started laughing again.

/Okay, so she's either very brave...or a runt...hope the first, think the last...why me?/ Proud she straightened out her clothes and stuck her nose in the air, walking away. They were just stupid. And the moment she saw that alien, she'd jump him. Never trust a green skinned alien. They were rats.

They were led to a pinkish-white building. There were two guards who smirked.
"Don't expect a finders fee." one chided. Bardock glared at him.
"Your doing a sloppy job! They were in the west district!" He growled back.
"West? But how?" the second guard wondered. Eyeing the couple.

"Meet...uh what's your name kid?"
"Gokuu." Gokuu replied.
"And Vegeta. And no it's not a joke. Mother with humour." the guards laughed at Vegeta...AGAIN. She was getting SO tired of this.

"Okay, well come on kids. Bet your hungry." one of the two guards stated as he took them over.
"Am not. And STOP laughing!" Vegeta hissed.

"Will do. Kids these days...too much mouth." Vegeta stomped his toe. Grabbing Gokuu's hand and dragging him inside.

"I swear, if someone laughs at me again, I will kill him." she growled to Gokuu.
"Why are you so mad?" He asked confused.
"I'm very proud of my name. I was named after my great, great, add some more great, grandfather. And he was a PRINCE. And off these runts too. Poor guy."

"Well kid." the guard who tagged along mused. Overhearing the conversation.
"If it's so, you must be a bastard child or something." She gritted her teeth again.
"Am not. I have better blood in my veins then YOU." /You go brat. It's true. But what if those fools discover and test your blood?/

"Is that so??? well we need to check you both out ANYWAYS so, lets see and find out? Your not hungry anyway!" she glared up.
"Anyway, stop word EH? Don't over use it!" He grabbed her arm. Gokuu hungry, didn't feel like leaving Vegeta alone, and so he joined. Not liking how the man held Vegeta who winced.

"Mister, can't you let her go? Your hurting her." he asked.
"No." Soon they entered a hospital room. Fascinated Gokuu glanced around. Vegeta growled low as he yanked her up by her arm and flopped her on a bed.

"Two newly found brats, check them out." A doctor, human looking walked over. Grabbed a syringe and drew out some blood. Proud Vegeta sat still as Gokuu with his chin on the bed eyed it. Then the doctor turned to Gokuu with a clean syringe as an assistant walked away with Vegeta's blood. Gokuu smiled up, eyed the sharp point, smiled up...smile faltered...sharp point...Eek. Vegeta and...well Vegeta laughed as the guard had to chase a surprisingly quick Gokuu. At last the struggle ended in the guard holding Gokuu tightly, and the doctor quickly taking a blood sample.

"There all done son." The doctor informed. Whimpering Gokuu was put beside Vegeta. Three Saiya-jins present thought about how wimpy he had acted. Vegeta, Vegeta, and the guard.

The doctor returned a bit flushed.
"Err...the girl...has royal blood...only a trace but it's there..."
"What other blood then?" the guard stammered.
"Unknown. She's a hybrid. Just like the boy."

"Hybrid? But were not compatible..."
"Apparently you are." the doctor concluded. "I suggest informing the commander."
"Err...as soon as we rate them." he tapped his ear protector as Vegeta saw it. A screen of green glass flashed a bit on Gokuu.

"500 points..." The doctor made notes. He turned to the smirking Vegeta, who powered up a bit still really annoyed.. "700 points..." /700????? I was a super Saiya-jin 3 for crying out loud!!! Talking about starting from scratch...bwahahahahaha, Kakaroto is weaker!/ Vegeta hopped off the bed. Peering up at the adults.

"HELLO?" They ignored her as they talked about the DNA scan. Impatient she turned back to Gokuu and touched his knee.

"Come on, lets split." Gokuu nodded and hopped off as well. Wiping a stray tear from his eye.
"Their nasty, hurting me..." he sniffed. "I liked my big double better." wiping his nose with his arm. Disgusted Vegeta eyed him. Mental note, do not touch his right arm. /What an idiot. A mere NEEDLE. He was re-incarnated with that fear!!!/

"Come on baby." She tugged him into the hallway. Both peered either side. Um...Gokuu eyed her to decide. Great. Walked left and both followed a new group of kids their age so they blended in nicely. Vegeta eyed the mostly male group. Charming. Chauvinist pigs. Weren't girls not good enough?

"Okay chibi's..." A tall muscled guy with green glassed power reader as Vegeta called it, for lack of a better or official name...his hair was short, and normal compared to some styles she saw around here. He had a dark torso uniform and it had green ribbed stuffing's. What ever... his tail like some kids tightly clasped around his waist. Smug she did so too.

"Good observation cutie."
"Shuddup bozo." She retorted brewing. She reeled against Gokuu as he suddenly hung in her face. Curious Gokuu pushed back so she wouldn't fall and eyed the man with big eyes. That was quick!

"1. Saiya-jins have perfect hearing. 2. WHY do we wrap our tails around our waists?" the question lingered as Vegeta gathered her startled ego. Gently shoved Gokuu aside, and stood on her own as she peered back up.

"To prevent arseholes like yourself from stepping on it. Your in my personal space. BEAT IT." /GOOD GIRL! Show that third class runt what your made off!/ He smirked dark.

"Charming...lesson number three, hurt Saiya-jins get stronger." He backhanded her into a wall. Unconscious she slumped down as Gokuu ran over. Pulling out his magic staff.

"GO AWAY!" Stood in fighting stance with his pole ready. Two adults joined snickering.
"You got him rattled Rodar." One chided.
"Nice, they know each other." He grunted back. He didn't like it. They should be terrified day one. Suddenly Gokuu turned and tried to hit Rodar with his pole but crashed down knock out by a blow to the neck.

"Nice try chibi." Gathered both up, as one of the kids took Gokuu's pole for save keeping.

/Finally a chat with myself./