***** A/N: Well, I've used a fic challenge from Emily and Becky's page!
Here it is:
a. Trip walking along saying 'The apples are coming to get me!'
b. rubber chickings
c. someone must use the sentence: "Somehow a plan with the words 'va va voom' makes me very scared"
d. someone (NOT Malcolm) must want to use the weapons
(This one from Sethoz)
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Once again, it was another usual day on Enterprise. Today, however, there was an added element to our beloved crew's day.
They'd discovered ANOTHER new planet. Yes, another one. Like that's all they had to do out there. Explore. God, who do they think they are? Star Trek or something?
Anyways, Trip, T'Pol, Malcolm, Hoshi and the Captain voyaged down to the surface of the new planet, named Tralcolm. You see, Trip and Malcolm had an argument over whose turn it was to name this planet, so Archer told them to shove it and just name it something in between.
So they came up with Tralcolm.
Oh well. That's another story. Moving on, the crew got down to Tralcolm's surface. Trip stepped out first, only to turn around, stumble in and shut the door.
"Them apples are comin' to get me!!!!" Trip exclaimed, shaking on the floor.
Archer sighed. "Get up Trip. There are no apples. See, just look outside at the... RUBBER CHICKENS???!!! OH MY GOD!!!!"
Archer joined Trip on the floor.
"Captain, may I make a suggestion?" said T'Pol.
Archer nodded in her direction, still unable to speak.
"We could use the weapons to shoot them out of our flight path."
"And then," Hoshi interrupted, "We could blast off into the sky, va VA VOOM!"
"Va va voom?!" said Malcolm quizically, "Somehow a plan with the words 'va va voom' make me very scared."
"It's worth a try." said Archer.
So they tried it. It worked.
They va VA VOOMED into the sky, just like Hoshi predicted.
La fin.