It was dark again. Vegeta stirred and peered around. Aw not again... not far
away her gramps stood yelling at a guy in orange.
"Now Vegeta calm down, it wasn't my fault. Yema, he just zapped me again!"
"THE HELL IT WASN'T! Mister I'm SOOOOO bored!" soar Vegeta rose and
walked to the screaming male. Tapped his hip and sighed.
"Stop yelling please, and who are you? Don't tell me you're an ancestor of mine as well who came for a visit." She muttered soar.
"Man Vegeta! Your new you is so smart!"
"AND I AM NOT?" He howled. Gokuu winced.
"Yes Vegeta your smart as well. You have the tactics and I the power to..."
"POWER!!! WHY YOU!!! I was just as strong as you runt!"
"Fine. Have it your way. You had brains and power...happy?" Weary
Gokuu eyed Vegeta who thought about it.
"HAD?" Gokuu sighed. Turning to the little girl instead.
"Hiya. My name is Gokuu. And yours?"
"Vegeta. Look...What the hell are you two doing in MY HEAD. Am I going
NUTS?"
"HEY VEGETA!!! What are you doing in my dream?" Confused little Gokuu
strolled up as Vegeta, the girl lost it and started howling and screaming in
annoyance.
"Hey Vegeta..." Mature Gokuu snickered. "Your like...a girl..."
Vegeta turned red.
"MY, how SMART! What gave it away!?"
"I'VE HAD IT WITH THOSE WISECRACKS!"
"I'VE HAD IT WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE!!!" Both Vegeta's howled and flashed
into Super Saiya-jins. Pulsating they stood beside the other."Um...little
me? We better leave for awhile, their really pissed...happens allot." Taking
the little boy Gokuu scrammed.
"Good ridden's. Nice work brat, we scared them away." She smirked
up as Vegeta smirked down.
"Indeed. Peace and QUIET."
"Yup. Now then. I'm content you turned super Saiya-jin, but we have more
work ahead. Like I said, there were 3 stages."
"Fine gramps, I wanna kick Gokuu's rear."
"THAT'S IT! That's the spirit! I'm so proud of myself! I'll show him that
girls can fight just as good as boys can." Vegeta sweat dropped as she
peered up.
"Excuse YOU."
"Brat...compliment. Coming from me? Be very, VERY honoured."
"In a pigs eye."
"WHY YOU INGRATE!"
"TALKING TO ME OLD MAN!?"
"OLD?!"
"FOSSIL LIKE YEAH!" She smartly replied. checking her nails.
"YOU CHIBI!"
"Skin and bones!"
"Oh your diaper brat!"
"BIG MOUTH!"
"LOUD MOUTH!"
"DEAD MAN WALKING!"
"PMS WENCH!"
"DICK HEAD!"
"MOMMA'S BABY!"
"PRICK HEAD!"
***
Well away Gokuu and Gokuu sat beside the other. Watching the word fight.
"Only a matter of time. Same characters. I just don't get him. Always
picking a fight...even with himself." Chibi Gokuu snickered.
"Sounds weird!" Gokuu messed up the boys hair.
"I'm very proud of you. You turned super Saiya-jin just like that!"
beaming chibi Gokuu nodded.
"Yeah well, I was hungry, and this mean man said I couldn't eat. And I
got a little angry." Gokuu laughed.
"Just a little?" The boy nodded.
"Yup, Grampa said never get angry cause you'll hurt people. So I got a
little angry. Not big angry."
"And what is the name of your Grampa?"
"Gohan." Gokuu fell backwards.
"G...GOHAN?" And started laughing. "Fathering his father...weird!
EH VEGETA! Who's your mom and dad!" Both Vegeta's paused.
"BURA AND RADITSU YOU ASS! Now where were we..."
"I called you air head!"
"OH YEAH!!!! ROYAL FLUKE!"
Gokuu cried in glee. Mother was his old kid! And wait a sec...Raditsu? WOA
HIS BRO?
"YO VEGETA! YOU WERE MADE BY MY BRO!!!"
"NO WAY!!!" Vegeta stopped and ran up in Gokuu's face as Vegeta JR
strolled over.
"That's...a LIE." He stammered.
"No Vegeta. Really. I mean...Bura your kid, is your mother. And Raditsu...my
brother, your father! ASK HER!" He laughed to tears. What a screwing about!!!
Vegeta flopped on his rear and had to think for a moment...how to cope...Raditsu...that
twat...his father?
"Are you all done?" A guy looking like Gokuu 1 and 2 walked up. The
Vegeta's groaned. Another one.
"Goten, scram..." Vegeta growled.
"Nice seeing you too Vegeta, and how's the kid? Hi dad...hi me. Hehehe."
"Goten? That's not you, that's me too..." Gokuu mused. Vegeta the girl went ballistic again. Shoving Goten over and pounding him.
"GO AWAY, GO THE HELL AWAY I'M GOING NUUUUUTTTSSS." Goten laughed.
"Lemme guess, Vegeta JR?" annoyed she hit his jaw. Hung over him hissing.
"What's it to you!"
"Just a remark. Mind getting off?"
"I do actually!"
"Then stay put. Dad, Vegeta? I came here after being send by Yema and Dende.
Someone used the Black Star Dragon balls."
"Hey kid me, get your ass here. This is serious." Vegeta snorted as she rose and daftly flopped beside Gokuu. Vegeta snarled at her. Then left it. Goten soon sat upright and shoved his ring about.
"Well they..." He pointed at the chibi's. "Need to go look for them, and be back in 12 months or BOOM. Earth gone. And Yema is so pissed."
"I know the drill Goten..." Gokuu muttered.
"Strange, every time I'm alive things happen." Vegeta humped.
"Serves you. But your always dragging me with you."
"Sorry..."
"DON'T SAY THAT! I hate that word, especially coming from you!"
"Aw? But I thought we became friends in heaven?"
"You wish. Not after this stunt. I'M A GIRL!"
"NOT MY FAULT!"
"Well...dad...Vegeta...have fun. I'm gonna look for mom." Goten waved
and vanished. Clueless two children blinked.
"Hold on...was that THE Goten?" She tossed capsules about and soon
located the diaries and album. Paging through it as two Gokuu's hung over her
shoulder.
"Yup, there's that guy." Vegeta muttered as she tapped a picture.
Nuts. All of it.
"Wait a minute, gimme that album." Vegeta snatched it and flopped
on his rear. Paged through it and yanked out a picture, and stuffing it in his
suit before tossing it back to his counter part.
"What crawled up in your spandex..." She snarled.
"A picture, now Shuddup." He snarled back. She shrugged. In real time
she'd check the book and see which was missing. And IF one was missing. She
might as well go nuts here.
"Okay, you two, go away. The 'adults need to chat." humping Vegeta
gathered her stuff and stalked straight away.
Gokuu trailing behind her. Asking her stuff she didn't know. Like where they
were and why these people came here too. Resulting in her smacking a diary on
his head.
"SHUDDUP. I'm not a god, I don't know everything!"
"So it's agreed? I make her fly that old space ship of mine. And you
make yours go with her and train?" Gokuu nodded.
"Yes, and I will teach things in his sleep." Vegeta nodded content.
Gokuu leered at Vegeta suddenly.
"You look cute..." Vegeta popped a vein and slammed Gokuu.
"SHUT UP!"
"But it's true! Maybe we will...you know..." He smirked as Vegeta
paled.
"NO WAY! I'll start a headache before that ever happens."
"You can do that?"
"Been doing it ever since I realised where I was."
"How?" Vegeta smirked.
"You figure it out yourself." And snickered.
"You can do instant tele-portation. I can give people instant headaches
from hell." he stated smug. Gokuu nodded.
"I believe that." Vegeta stopped.
"And what is that supposed to mean Kakaroto?"
"You and instant headaches...go fig."
"WHY YOU!"
***
Gokuu and Vegeta woke with headaches. Both glanced at the other questioning, then both nodded. Yup. Groaning they left the bed. Feeling far from refreshed. Gokuu was locked out of the bathroom before Vegeta was finished. /How weird...I'm me? I can see, but I can't make him do things? Err me? Hahaha. This is so silly. FUNNY YEMA!!!/
Finally both finished up and walked out. In both heads the throbbing continuing. Space ship...needed space ship...like drones they walked to the edge of the tower. Dende yelped as they jumped. Could they fly yet? Flying through the clouds Gokuu absently waved at an astonished white cat who tossed them something. Gokuu caught the pouch and stuffed it in his shirt. He'd check it out later. /THANKS KARIN!!!/
Yawning the couple landed before a round withered thing. Vegeta found the opening button and the hydraulics kicked in. The thing opened up and they strolled up the ramp into the ship.
"Lovely." Vegeta muttered. Bloody dusty. And probably broken. Walking to the panel she scanned it and touched a button. It didn't respond. Annoyed she touched another. Nothing responded. On a short fuse she kicked it. A generator buzzed to life as light shone down. Awed Gokuu eyed the dents. Wicked!!!
"Looks like a Dino homed in here!"
"No a super Saiya-jin who trained. He did it. It has a gravity enhancer
of sorts. Okay, what co-ordinates?!" she sunk pissed down.
"I can knock you out, maybe your gramps knows. Vegeta walked up crackling
her fists.
"Nah, I know a better way." And slammed him out cold. /YEY, keeper!
Nice work! Nice hit!!! Damned oath never saw it coming!/ Vegeta inside complumented.
"You better be quick too, you have 2 minutes." She walked away and returned from outside with a bucket of water. Waiting impatiently. Then left him and started a systems check, and checked for rations. There were none. Peachy.
"Gramps said, connect the main dragon radar to the computer...now why
did you hit me?" Gokuu eyed her sour.
"Shuddup. Go and get some food and stuff them in these capsules. Here's
my pass." She shooed him out with the words, 'get as much as possible.
We'll need it all or you'll go hungry.' This helped allot as Gokuu rushed away
to find a store. Pulling her hair back and putting it in a bung Vegeta sighing
started eyeing the diagnostics. Great. She needed to clean 3 pipe lines and
water wasn't recycling yet. Luckily she had her tool kit with her. Still, for
a 300 year old ship it was in a pretty good shape. Her family made good stuff.
/Granted. My woman made good ships. And gravity rooms, Shame they just broke
so soon./
After 8 hours of hard work it was functioning at 89%. Covered in black grease she left the engine and crawled back out and was startled when Gokuu walked to her with a dead mountain cat.
"Look, for dinner!!"
"OUTTTT, I will not take that along!!!" She hissed and growled him
outside with his dead carcass. Shrugging he build a fire and gleefully roasted
it.
"Wanna have a bite???"
"NOOOOO."
"Why not?" Shrugging he sunk his teeth into the tough meat.
Inside Vegeta shuddered. Horrible little boy. Yuck. /Hmm, why is it so bad woman? It's healthy. I would eat inhabitants of planets, even had my own special sauce! Bet your not interested in either?/ Instead she took some veggie and munched on it. Gross...he just killed that beast and ate it! She didn't get it. Why kill animals while they had enough food that was grown in gardens! What a barbarian.