Disclaimer: sigh third posting and I'm already tired of this. Basically, any names of anything that you recognize, I don't own it. Big surprise, huh? Oh, and before I forget, Leslie and Kayli are actually in this chapter! Remmie and the voices in my head are at war right now to see who owns me (Leslie), and the color green owns Kayli.

A/N: Here goes chapter 2.  Sorry it took so long. I went to West Virginia to go fly fishing with my family. That means a week with my annoying brother, overly-worried and embarrassing mom, and dad (whom I actually have no complaints about. Wow!), unseparated… together …for an entire week…Lord, help me. At least my dog gets a break from this crazy family. Lucky bitch (sorry, but she is, you know.) Oh, and Peter is dead. He died in my first fic, 'Remus' Happy Corner'. I believe the exact words were, 'Peter is dieing a slow and painful death somewhere at the bottom of a ditch in the middle of the Forbidden Forest with a stick up his ass.' I dislike him greatly…and now, for the moment you've all been waiting for…

Go Suck On a Vegetable

          Later that evening a full, sick Remmie and two happy boys (one James and one Sirius) entered the Gryffindor tower through the fat lady.

          "That was great! Wait 'til we see everyone's faces at dinner tonight!" Sirius was all but bouncing up and down and giggling in a very high-pitched voice.

          "I know!" James exclaimed, "Moony?"

          Remus was already running up the stairs to regurgitate all the juice he just sucked.

          "Oops…" said Sirius, wincing at the sound of Remus being sick, "I didn't think it'd make him sick." They both went upstairs, "Sorry, Moony, but it'll all be worth it tonight when we see everyone's faces!"

          "Uuggmmnn…" vomit "I don't think I'm coming. Those vegetables were spiked or something…"

          "Who would spike the vegetables?" James wondered aloud.

          "Bwhehehoohahaha!" came the crazed maniac laugh of Leslie, a Gryffindor girl their age and Remus' girlfriend, followed by the different, but just as demented, laugh of Kayli, also a Gryffindor girl their age who was Leslie's best friend and partner in crime. She was Sirius' girlfriend, and together, they were just as bad as the Marauders and came up with more…colorful…pranks.

          "Nevermind. Forget I asked." Finished James.

          "Hey! Why didn't I think of that?" Sirius whined. James and Remus both rolled their eyes and sighed at the same time.

          "Hey!" They both said, "How…?"

          "Stop! You're scaring me!" Sirius.

          "Sorry." James and Remus. They looked at each other and stopped talking so they wouldn't say anything together anymore, but not for long because James can't not talk, and if everyone else is silent, Sirius just talks more.

          "Anyway," said Sirius eyeing Remus and James, "It's time for dinner, and I'm hungry!"

          "You coming, Rem?" asked James.

          "No, I already had my fill."

          "Okay."

*~*

          Later, after dinner(of which Leslie stayed with Remus because she loves him so much).

          "Aha! Did you see McGonnagall's face?? That was great!" Sirius went on explaining what she looked like to Leslie and Remus.

          "Sorry you couldn't be there, Moony." James said, "We couldn't-a done it without you. I know I wouldn't suck veggie juice, and I'm willing to bet Sirius wouldn't."

          "Oh, well. I was just fine." Remus gave Leslie a secret grin and blushed, and Leslie blushed and grinned right back.

          Suddenly, a large rodent with grey, fluffy fur (also known as a squirrel) jumped in the window that was open to let the nice breeze through.

          "Ahhhhh! Evil…grey…munk-munk! Musy…destroy!" Sirius said in a trance.

          "Snap out of it, Sirius!" James yelled as he slapped Sirius across the face.

          "Owies!" Sirius slapped James right back.

          James slapped Sirius and ran away, "It was for your own good!"

          "Sure, and a little whoop-ass will do you good!" and Sirius chased James around. Havoc ensued until Sirius remembered the squirrel. "Little devils…" he muttered. "When I become an animagus, I wanna be something that can kill those little buggers." (A/N: Leslie, Kayli, and everyone except the three boys have left the room already.)

          "Dog?" Rmus suggested, "I sometimes kill squirrels as a wolf. They get in the shack and laugh at me." James gave him a weird look but decided to ignore that last strange comment.

          "Why don't I just be a wolf?" Sirius asked.

          "Nu-uh. Not a good idea. I'm very territorial. I'm not even sure a dog would work, but definitely not a wolf."

          "Okay, then. What about a grim? I could scare people!"

          "Padfoot, you already scare people by being you." James pointed out.

          Sirius stuck his tongue out at James and started chasing him around the room.

          "Moony! A little help here?" shouted James.

          "Sorry, not my problem." Answered Remus as he crawled into his bed and fell asleep.

A/N: So, didja like it? That's probably the end of this story, but don't fret! I've got more a-comin'! Look foreward to one on the inside story of Lucious Malfoy. :P Thanks to Iggie (whose been a great help), Ega, and PadfootPrankster13 who have already reviewed the first chapter. Reviews keep me alive! You want more funny? Review!