Disclaimer: Some of you might agree with my friend, PadfootPrankster13, that it's a good thing I don't own Sirius Black and the all the other HP characters. Oh, if I did, it would be sooooo much fun! Mwhehehehehe!
A/N: Dang! It's been awhile, hasn't it? Wow…longer than I expected it to take. Well, as you may know, school has started once again, restraining my creative juices and so I need one thing in particular to squeeze my juices into. I have chosen this! So, expect it more often! Also, expect more insanity than usual since school is so boring and…normal. I mean, what is with math? It's too…ruley, normal, expected. Not my style. (Though I must admit, I'm pretty good at it. Tee hee.) So, what am I getting at? That fact that this will be even better since I have nothing else to be creative with. :D
A Day From The Eyes of Sirius Black
They went through History of Magic and Transfiguration with only one incident: instead of turning an apple into a weasel, Sirius turned James into a mutated chipmunk with four eyes and radioactive colors. They finally changed the chipmunk back into James.
"Jimbo, you okay?" Sirius asked, grinning.
"Peachy." Jimbo, I mean James muttered.
"Jeez, that musta been embarrassing."
"Ya think?" Ah, sarcasm.
"Actually, not often." Sirius was serious. (Horrible pun intended.)
"That much is obvious." Suddenly, James tripped on a loose tile and went flying across the corridor, falling into a statue and rolling, unconscious, into the middle of the floor in a ridiculous position. Sirius hadn't noticed. He was too busy wondering how James had disappeared so quickly when he couldn't apparate in school grounds, and why. 'I'm not THAT ugly, am I? Is it how I smell? No, Remus is still here. Laughing, though. What did I do this time?' he suddenly gasped with a terrible realization, 'My hair must be messed up!'
Sirius dropped his books to cover his face. With that, he started crying and running back to their dorm, but before he could do that, his foot connected with something lying in the middle of the corridor, and he went down. His last thoughts were, 'They need to pick up the halls more often. This really is a hazard to my safety!' Then he was unconscious.
Remus took them to the Hospital Wing by levitating them behind him. He was welcomed by Madam Pomfrey with, "Oh…you three again…" (Peter is dead. See 'Remus' Happy Corner' for more details.) "What did you do this time? Run into a wall?" she accused them.
"Actually…" Remus started answering.
Pomfrey cut him off, "No. Don't even tell me. I don't think I can take any more idiocy today."
"Okay. 'Tever. I'll be off to class then, seeing as my friends are in good hands now!"
"Yeah, yeah. Get outta here!"
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James regained consciousness before Sirius. He decided he would count Sirius' brains while he awaited…whatever it was that he was awaiting. "On-uh…um…" he couldn't seem to count Sirius' brains as there didn't seem to be anything there to count, so he sat and stared at his hands instead. He concluded, some time later, that they were cool.
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When Remus returned, Pomfrey met him at the door. "I had to give them muggle medication." She explained, "Magic wouldn't help for what they had." Remus walked over to where James and Sirius were.
James was laughing hysterically at a joke the woodland creatures had told him, though Remus didn't see any 'woodland creatures' around, and later, when James relayed the joke to him, it wasn't even funny! Sirius was sulking because he had been 'detentionized' for skipping down the yellow brick road. Remus had no idea what that was, but apparently, it was a 'no-skipping zone'.
"Um, excuse me, Madam Pomfrey?" called Remus.
"Yes, dear?" she came bustling over cheerfully.
"What kind of medication, exactly, did you give them? I mean, sure they're stupid and odd at times, but never before have they hallucinated about roads and counted things in their spare time."
"Let me check for you." She went over to the medicine cabinet and pulled out the bottle she had marked as the medicine she had given James and Sirius. Reading the label, the only thing she said, that couldn't have meant anything good, was, "…Oops…"
A/N: So, I know it was short again, but in my opinion, you can't take too much insanity in one dose. It's just not good for you. That's why I'm so wrong. I have insanity every second of the friggin day! Hope you enjoyed the small dose of it! Tell me what you thought! Flames welcome!