DragonBall X eXtended The BlackStar Dragonballs

by Lady Celera

Vegeta and Gokuu are very bored after 300 years afterlive. Nothing new is happening. Yema snares both and reincarnates them. But messes up a bit on purpose. Dende gets both into the Senshi fold for retrieval of the BlackStar Dragonballs to save the planet

18. Going 'Ape'

18. Going Ape

Vegeta strolled outside of the opened hatch and down the ramp. Gokuu walked with her as they suddenly whirled around. Bardock snickering waved as with a moan the hatch closed.

"Have FUN." He cried out before it was sealed tight once more. They covered they're faces as it took off with a humming sound. Blowing sand and dust around them like small whirlwinds. And then it was lose from the ground and shot up. Turning into a small light flicker before holding it's position barely visible in the glowing sun. Squinting up Vegeta sighed.

"Thanks for the warning runt" She sputtered at Bardock. Gokuu eyed her smiling. Taking her hand as she had before to him, he took her through some bushes, along side a swamp to firm ground where a campsite was build up.

"Look guys! Just in time!" She glanced as the others greeted her absently. All fixed on either snoozing, eating, chasing rabbits, or stomping into the other. Jazz under Meat humped as he threw the other off.

"Very funny. Har-harGo break a leg will yah?" Meat snickered as he messed up Jazz's already funky hair.
"Cool down baby." Jazz swatted his big claw out of his hairdo.
"Machine lover." Vegeta rose and eyebrow patiently.
"Chibi runt."
"I wonder what you do to Lola when your there deep in the night. Is that something all technicians do? Keeping their engines satisfied?" Jazz smirked as the others burst out laughing. Including Vegeta.

"Indeed. Do share." She chided. Meat eyed her coy.
"Well. You can start, you're fond of machines too." She smirked. True enough. She glanced around, and picked up a branch.

"Observe. One of my tools." She with her hand shaped it around the branch as if it were a spanner. Curious Gokuu flopped beside a snickering Jewel. She had seen that twinkle in her eye. Which would lead to one bold show! Girls knew that with the other, see?

Seductive Vegeta stroke down the rod.
"You seeactually these 'power' tools are VERY" Meat paled as Jazz leaned in closer. Ronin just blinked, as did Gokuu. She pulled it up and down her body.
"And when it's really latein the night?" She continued huskywalking up to Meat who sat rigid. "I tend to" She slammed it into his head. "SLEEP." They all burst out laughing as he smiled sour. She laughed just as hard.

"By Kami, your facewhat did you expect!" She laughed more as he eyed her sullen. Walking up closer and putting her hands on his shoulders. Crunching before him until their faces were at the right height.

"Did you expect more along the lines of this?" She whispered in his left ear. He gulped as she bit his earlobe and pushed him on his back snickering. Before flopping smug as a bug beside Gokuu. Yet again Meat was a laughing stock as Jewel relentlessly nagged him to tell them WHAT he did at night with his 'Lola.' He crawled to Vegeta who smirked at him.

"Well I naturally do this" He stroke her shoulder. Patting it. She grinned. And? Gokuu smirked at them. With a weary gleem in his eyes. Unconsciously Meat knew about it and pulled back.
"Ah whats the use. Your all so primitive orientated. Only Vegeta and I understand the lure machines have. Eh Vegeta?" she burst out laughing.

"Poor Lola. High expectations, no result. Poor girl." And snickered more. "You stroke her but never go 'all' the way. Poor engine. A wonder she still give you all she can."
"She's not my mate! But my baby!" they laughed.

"Sure, and did you bottle rear here?" Jazz laughed.
"Yup. I gave her the feminine energy of Vegeta's. about 6 million watt" Vegeta frowned. That much?
"So actually she's MY kid." She mused.

"No, you just donated some energy." Meat retorted. "But if you want you can be her stepmother."
"I'll pass."

"DINNER!" Ronin cried as he tossed meat around. Jazz didn't pay attention and soon had to scrape sauce off his face.
"Need a napkin around your neck?" Jewel mused motherly.
"No thanks, MOM." Jazz sneered back. As reward he had a wet soggy thing smacked into his face. He pulled it off and noticed it was half rotten vegetation.

"Ewwthrowing with dirt are we?" He jumped up and bowled into Jewel. Gokuu leaned over Vegeta's lap to keep from being bowled into as well as she just laughed until her stomach hurt.

"Wow Gokuu, how nice of you to drop ON me."
"Think so?" he blinked up as she messed his shaggy hair.
"Sure. Now where did they go?" She rolled on her stomach and peered behind them and laughed at a shuddering bush.

"Aw Jazz. NOT THERE. Get your finger"
"What now Jazz? Discovering a woman's body for the first time?" Meat teased.
"Bet she needs to guide his hands. Green as grass I'll say." Ronin mused.

"EEEWWWPERV!"
"Going okay I think." Vegeta snickered.
"What are they doing?" Gokuu stammered weary. The tree beside the bush received a slam or kick and coconuts rained down.
"Oh, that sounded hollow." Vegeta laughed and nearly peed her pants.

"THAT'S IT Jazz. My BUSH. OUT!" A ki blast later Jazz rolled out of the bush and stopped upside-down against a tree trunk. Smirking and laughing as Jewel emerged.

"OH a mud monster!!!" He chided. Fruitless Jewel fixed her dark brown hair and soggy clothes. Like a cat who stood in something disguising she tried to shake out her pants.

"Aweven in your nickers?" Vegeta muttered empathic. Sour she nodded. Shaking out the other foot.
"Great for the skin, but swamps smell"
"And have lots of mosquitoes" Gokuu muttered swatting a horde off him.
"And suckers" Ronin agreed snickering. "Eh Jazz?"
"Suckers. How doOH Blood suckers" Jazz limped over. Walking crooked. Vegeta recognised that walk instantly and laughed in glee.

"OH nice hit Jewel!!! Where it seriously counts" Soar Jewel nodded.
"Yeahtalking about suckershave a family" she pointed at her pants. "Assistance please?" Vegeta scrambled up, kicking Ronin back down.

"Girls do that with the other. Down boy."
"OCH!" Jazz cried as they stood in the bushes. He had his pants down and Meat winced as he yanked three off.
"Poor kid. Hope it won't start infectingI don't have any stuff here"
"Just but it closed!" Vegeta cried. "Worked for me!" Jazz and Meat blinked.

"You were healed there?" Jazz stammered.
"OFF COURSE NOT!" Laughing she ran to Jewel and helped her back into the same bushes she came from. Only Vegeta's hair was seen as she broke a twig off a tree and toasted it until it slightly burned. And told Jewel to lower her pants. She saw one near her tail mark and burned it to death before removing it. It continued as Jewel hugged the tree. The shameluckily Vegeta was here. She couldn't bare it to have it done by one of those runts.

"All done kid. Now keep your behind out of the swamp. I won't pull them off twice." Meat informed as Jazz sat down with the others. A tad flushed.
"It's not like I ASKED for it."

***

"Turn around Jewel" She checked the lower regions and tossed away the twig. "Clear." Sighing in relief Jewel pulled up her clothes and fixed them to their usual state. Much better.
"How many did I have?"
"A mommy, daddy and 7 kids." Vegeta chided. "A family all right. Ugly nasty critters."

"YOH, Saiya-jin meeting. Get those cute butts here!" Ronin howled. The girls did and flopped down in the small circle around the low burning bonfire.

"Just a check. Who has never turned Ozaru?" Ronin asked. Three hands were lifted. "Okaywho's not a super Saiya-jin yet?" He lifted his as did most of the others. Only two remained in their laps. "Shit. Our loss." Hands were lowered snickering.

"Okay. You'll turn Ozaru for the first time right? So we'll wait till nightfall. Much more fun. First timer is always messy. You need to get to your senses in your new form. That lucky charms will be through us" he frowned at Vegeta who eye him innocently. When she noticed he stared at her she smirked and stuck her tong out.

"Promise I won't stomp on you. Or turn super. By Kamiwhat would happen if?" She tapped her chin interested.
"No idea. Maybe we should check it out?" Gokuu replied who's interest was drawn as well.

"RightANYHOW. Just have some fun. Nothing to break on this planet anyway. Just one thing. DON'T shoot deep into the ground. You might in-stabilise the planet core. The fun lasts until dawn. Okay?"

"Okay!" Jazz, Gokuu and Vegeta stated together. The three rookies.
"It'll be so easy. Just look into the moon, DNA does the rest. How everVegeta you'll be one first. You still have your tail. Non of us doCould you please if you do it, back off a few hundred kilometres? To give us a head start?" she shrugged.
"What ever."

"See it like this. For you it would be a ball. For us a nightmare to be stomped under our own." Meat explained.
"Say so in the first place then. Sure." She smirked as she flopped on her back and crossed her feet. It wouldn't be long, sun was setting already.

"Okay guys. Lets finish our dinner and wait for our tails to come back. Vegeta? Mind beating it?" She rose impatient.
"I'll be even more nasty. I'll fly up." She flew indeed up as Ronin smacked his head. Shouldn't have nagged her
"Roninthanks so much." Solan grunted who returned from a long walk. "She'll go bunkers when turning Ozaru and now a moody were-ape. Nice goin'." He stated sarcastic. Ronin flexed his arms.

"It's a gift." Jewel hit him with a hand full of mud.
"Do hope another family's in there and growing ATTACHED to you." She sneered.

***

Above nearing the last air supplies Vegeta snickering tucked her scouter in her suit. Flying towards the darkness. Why wait for it?

***

"Bardock, we send her off."
-Oh good for you. Where did you send her too?-
"Welleast?"
--
"I said east!"
-Yeah I heardIDIOT!!! BWAHAHAHAHA. Never noticed where the sun and moon rise from-
"ErrLemme guesseast?"
-Smart. Well I'll pick up your remains tomorrow. See if the medical ward can put you back together.-
"Very comforting BardockRonin out" They lay back and waited. Everyone wearily eyeing the east but Gokuu who could hardy wait.

"Oh the tensionI can't take it" Solan sarcastic remarked at the tension displayed on their faces. "So she's turning Ozaru before us. So what that it only gives us a short time to join her. So WHAT. If we get stepped on we can blame Ronin." Soar Ronin sighed.

"How many times do I have to say this? SORRY. I wasn't thinking." They laughed at him.
"You hardly ever do." Jewel sneered.

"Where is she Bardock?" Solan asked.
-Oh been tracking her for awhile now. Still moving east. She should become one any minutes now. Have fun!-
"DAMN HER. She does that on purpose! She knows the moon already is up there!" Bardock heard Ronin whine. Smug he leaned back in his comfy chairnot himHe eyed his view screen which was split up in two. On the right the sulking group. On the left Vegeta speeding onwards with a nasty grin. On his sides some of the engineer crew so the posts were manned. He saw Vegeta pause and eye a blue moon. Smirking she turned super Saiya-jin. Bardock gulped. Oh shitshe was really up to somethingnaughty girl

***

Smug Vegeta paused as the blue moon hung completely freed from the ground in the sky. Okay, just look into it? Easy. But because she was dying to find out if Super Saiya-jin would have an effect on the transformation. Suddenly she felt very serene while her aura pulsate around her. Her heart started slamming in her ears as she continued watching. Her tail unwrapped from her waist, as she was oblivious to it. And suddenly it felt like a dam broke. Power washed over her as she felt she was growing out of her normal proportions. Her conscious mind was clouded over as she roared deep in her throat.

***

Stunned Bardock eyed the screen. Holy crapshe was a golden Ozaru? Prettyall her super powers times 10! Oh-ohshould he tell the others? YOU BET.

"GANG SHE'S A GOLDEN OZARU!" He wailed. "Super Saiya-jin times 10!"
-WHAAAAAAATTTT? THANKS Ronin.- Several voices wailed.
-SORRRYYYYYYY Ah look the moon! What's that comingAW CRAP. BAIL OUT!-

***

Four artificial moons were thrown up. As they flew towards them. Glancing deep inside them. Curious Gokuu paused and turned to see what was coming. Yelping he turned super Saiya-jin and barely avoided a gold hared tail.

"Vegeta watch it! It's me! Gokuu!" He avoided a foot. Yipes, so big. She growled and slammed her chest.
"Yeah, yeah, show off" Ronin grunted as they fled a dense mouth blast ripping a new canyon into the ground.

"Wow, she really is a royal! Showing off indeed!" Solan snickered. And was swatted into the canyon. Sour he flew out again.
"Excuse me."
"Well Gokuu, seems that the experiment worked fine. MAKE SURE YOU TURN GOLDEN TOO!" Meat howled as he avoided barely a set of teeth. They snapped closed behind him as he was drenched in saliva.

"Eww!!!" He whined. Worried Gokuu eyed his friends flying from Vegeta's jaws. Jewel grabbed him.
"Look at the moon, not us! You have to turn Ozaru pronto!"
"Yeah but"
"NO BUTS!" Frustrated he flew to Vegeta's eyes and put his hands to his forehead on a hunch.

"SOLAR FLARE!" using his own aura as light source the surroundings were washed golden as the others groaning covered their eyes. Thanks for the warning
"HURRY, I don't know how long she'll be blinded!" She growled ferociously as she swatted Gokuu into the ground.
"BLINDED GRANTED. NOT DEAFYIPES." Jewel wailed as Vegeta came after her. In the ground Gokuu glanced up into the multiple moons brightening the sky. From his rear his tail sprouted back and dazed he glanced up as Solan called Vegeta over as 'goldy take a bite out of me!'.

His heart beat thundered in his head as behind him someone turned Ozaru. Meat slammed his chest and stormed over Gokuu to Vegeta and shoved her away from Solan. Angry she shoved back, he landed in a mountain. Jazz grew as well and just as mad as Vegeta started molesting Meat who got up from the crumbled mountain.

"WHATS THE BIG IDEA SQUIRT!" Meat batted Jazz over. Meat blinked as a second golden ape rose and howled at the moons. His teeth flashed in their light as he glanced around and tried to stomp on Solan.

"WELL EXCUSE YOU GRUMPY! SOMEONE WAKE THEM UP!" Jewel turned Ozaru as well and stomped to Gokuu and gave him such a hard smack in the face he blinked.

"SNAP OUT OF IT! STOP VEGETA!"

"HUH? WHAT HAPPENED?" Gokuu rubbed his face confused.
"STOP VEGETA!" she howled frustrated as Vegeta tried to stomp on Solan who wasn't allowed time to turn Ozaru by her.
"Oh come ON Vegeta! What did I ever do to you! Get Ronin! He pissed you off!" She turned and localised the freshly made Ozaru who was disorientated. Smirking she stomped over and like a bull hit his stomach with her head. He reeled back.

"FINALLY. Now then. MoonsHELP?" his tail shot out. Glancing intensely up he soon changed.

Gokuu stamped to Vegeta and pulled her up by her armour. Fruitlessly wriggling and howling she hung powerless as she finally landed a slam with her tail. She was released and flopped with a thunder down.
"TIME TO WAKE UP VEGETA!" He stated. Pulling her up again and hitting her like Jewel had him. Only much harder. Growling Vegeta swatted him off.

"WHY DID YOU HIT ME RUNT!"
"WELCOME BACK. YOU NEARLY STOMPED ON THE OTHERS!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!" Jazz stormed their way still mental and coyly the two gold apes jumped up as he stormed past. Hitting the breaks Jazz turned and took a hit at Vegeta who blocked him laughing. He hit with the other, which she blocked too.

"NO MORE HANDS." She chided. He hit her with his boot. Smug she grabbed it and pulled him off his feet. He fell backwards. She grabbed his tail and turned him around and around before letting him go.

"THAT WIL WAKE HIM UP." Jewel laughed as in the far back Jazz crashed into a hill.
"HEY, LOOK WHAT I SAW. I SAW A SHIP LAND, AND IT WASN'T BARDOCK, BECAUSE I SPIED WITH MY EYE A 'BOUNTY HUNTER SHIP!" Solan roared. Vegeta clasped her hands, a sound which echoed around.

"OH GOODY. LET'S PLAY!" Every one roared in glee. Including the dazed Jazz. The Ozaru's stomped over to where Solan and seen them. In panic they took off. Vegeta blurred out of sight and slammed it back down.
"COME ON FELLA'S IT'S JUST STARTING!" She growled.
"YEAH. RUDE TO LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING BYE." Gokuu agreed. Out piled a group heavily armoured and started shooting at them. Stunned Vegeta and Gokuu allowed them. Their fur not even singed as the brown Ozaru's growled when Ronin's arm was scratched, to the point it bled.

"WHY YOU" He howled. Angry Ronin blew a sanity fuse and started stomping three with his boot. The others fled in time. Only to be swatted back down by Jewel. Smirking Vegeta picked one out and held him before her snout.

"CURIOUS THINGSLETS HOLD A BUG CHASE GOKUU." She picked a second leaving the others to the group and stomped away with the two she had caught. Curious Gokuu joined her. "A BUG GAME. THE ONE WHO RUNS FASTEST GETS TO LIVE LONGER." She put them down after Gokuu chose for the bug in red while she picked the green one. "WELL GO ON, RUN OR I'LL STOMP ON YOU!" To show her threat she stomped barely beside her choice as Gokuu howled the other on. Laughing she stomped after the quick bug.

"MY, MY HE HAS SOME SPEED IN HIS BODY!"
"THEY LOOK LIKE FLIES!" Gokuu howled bemused.
"MINE WILL WIN!" Vegeta growled back
"I'LL MAKE HIM GO FASTER THEN YOURS" he picked up the bug and put him on his thumb. Launching him as he screeched in terror. Almost breaking the supersonic barrier he slammed into a mountain and tumbled down.

"SEE? I WON!"
"CHEATER!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO, NOW WHERE DID MINE GO! AHHH." She stomped on a cave as sourly the second crawled out. Pissed Gokuu stomped on him. Peeved Vegeta shoved him.

"YOU KILLED HIM ASS!"
"LETS FIND TWO OTHERS!" Gokuu suggested. "THESE TWO WERE TOO SLOW."
"DON'T FEEL LIKE IT." Vegeta flopped down and sighed. The ground shook under the impact. Gokuu joined her. Again the ground and sighed with her. Then flicked his huge fingers. Pulling her up.

"LETS STOMP THE PLANET APART!" Grabbing each others hand they started jumping up and down.

***

Gasping for air Bardock lay BESIDE the chair instead of in it. Wiping his eyes. Oh by the gods, those twowell they were right. The planet was shakingHe was so proud of his brat! In pain, due to his stomach he wincing sat back into his chair. Helpless he grinned as he saw his team shredding the second ship. Hull was opened like a clamp. Other crew hiding inside it tumbled out. The doctor beside him flinched.

"My Colleague" He pointed at a man who tumbled down.

***

"Bored Vegeta sighed again on the ground. Peering at the scouter which was so tiny in her hands.

-Bardock to anyone down there! COME IN-
"STOP YELLING RUNT, I'M NOT DEAF."
-Vegeta? Oh, sorry, it's kind of urgent their killing doctors, we NEED doctors!-
"VERY WELL, HOLD ON." She flew to the group and batted the others away like it was nothing. She lowered her hand.

"MEDICAL PERSONELL, BETTER GET ON MY HAND SOON BEFORE THEY COME AGAIN." Weary the group glanced up. Impatient she grabbed the ones with white clothes. Three men 2 women. Another wanted to join. But he didn't ware medical clothes so she flicked him off her palm. "ESCAPE POD IS FULL. BYEBYE." Snickering she rose and eyed the so precious group, storming away as Jewel grabbed the one Vegeta just kicked off her hand. Not looking back she heard a crunching sound as jaws closed on the man.

"NEEDED SAUCE." Jewel chided. Prying remains from her teeth with a tree.

Meanwhile Vegeta flopped back beside Gokuu who eyed her cargo. Whimpering the staff eyed the second huge face.
"TOYS?"
"NO. DOCTERS."
"I HATE THEM. THEY WIELD NEEDLES." He humped.
"THEN JOIN THE OTHERS. I'LL STAY HERE." Gokuu crawled up and stomped away to the clan. Sighing Vegeta put the five in her neck where they clasped hands full of gold hair.

"WERE YOU TAKEN BY THEM AS WELL?" She asked, her voice thundering.
"Umyes. How did you know?" The senior asked.
"I DIDN'T. I HAD MY ORDERS. BARDOCK? HOW DO I TURN NORMAL?"
"Ah so this is not your usual form?" the senior muttered hopeful.
-Just crawl into a cave, out of the moonlight. Or destroy the moon, go to the other side of the planetI'd not blow up the moon, they'll be moody.-

"NOTED" She hovered up and flew east. For 3 hours she flew not on max but still at a high pace when she felt she changed. Failing to land in time she instead swooped up as high as she could before she shrunk to her original form. Panting and tired she flew down and grabbed all falling people and landed. Only there she dropped the pile and sunk on her knees. She was bushed leaning on her hands she panted.

"Bnow whatcan you pick us up?"
-Coming!!!- Sitting down she pulled her feet under her as they eyed her curious.

"Look, I'm a Saiya-jin alright? You saw me in Ozaru form." She grunted. Then flopped on her back eyeing the lighting sky.
"And I won't become one either. It's disappointing. You get strongerbut it has many drawbacks. I would only use it if I really had too." She more spoke to herself then the others who absorbed the information offered like sponges.

Snoozing lightly she woke when someone shook her. It was the senior.
"A ship is in view." He explained. Pointing at the silver dot. She squinted her eyes then sat up.
"It's Bardock. Excuse me I just have" her eyes rolled back and with a thud she landed back down. Her arms spread. Stunned they eyed her then checked her vitals.

"She's asleep." The senior concluded relieved. Soon enough another Saiya-jin strolled over and smirked down.
"Ah, sleeping beauty. Ladies, gentlemen, my name is Bardock and I own that ship. Care to join?" Picking up Vegeta who slept like a rock they walked back inside the ship and took off into a stationary position around the planet. Meanwhile on the planet the others migrated to keep with the moon. After 16 hours Bardock was fed up and blew up the moon. Then landed and gathered his sleeping brat and the others before taking off for serious and getting back on route to the nearest dragon ball.