Chapter 3: Going to Get the Wall Jump Back
*As Lakitu flies away, and egg hits him in the back of the head. Yoshi points and laughs at his accuracy.*
Kirby: Lakitu, wait!
Shiek: What's wrong?
Kirby: He still has my wall jump!
Yoshi: Too bad...
Kirby: No! I will get it back! I went through too much trying to learn it!
Yoshi: Then go get it. *Snicker*
Kirby: Where?!
Yoshi: Where ever the hell Lakitu lives.
Kirby: And that would be...?
Yoshi: I rock, but that does not mean I know everything.
Shiek: Mario might know where Lakitu lives.
C.Falcon: Who would want to visit that Lakitu jerk?
Yoshi: No one in their right mind. That is probably why he is so mean.
C.Falcon: Huh? I didn't know people had a right mind or a left one.
Yoshi: *sigh*
*Kirby walks over to Mario, who is currently whipping Luigi for asking if he could have some food.*
Kirby: Um...Mario?
Mario: Not-a Now.
Kirby: All I want to know is where Lakitu lives.
Mario: Not-a now!
*Mario finishes whipping Luigi, and walks away, forgetting that Kirby was even there. Kirby turns around and is about to leave when the crippled and whipped mass that is Luigi calls him.*
Luigi: Kirby...
Kirby: Huh?
Luigi: I know where Lakitu lives...
Kirby: Where?
*Luigi pulls out a pen and pencil, which he keeps for emergencies (like getting whipped by your brother isn't one) and writes down directions. He hands the paper to Kirby.*
Kirby: Thanks.
Luigi: Please...help...I haven't eaten in days...
Kirby: I don't have any food...but maybe Samus has some in her ship. Wait here.
*Kirby runs over to Samus and starts telling her about Luigi. Just then, Yoshi, Link, Captain Falcon and Sheik jump into the ship. Samus tells Kirby there is a large sub in the fridge in the backroom of her ship. Kirby hops into the ship and pulls the sub from the fridge. As he walks out of the backroom, a hungry Yoshi stops him. Yoshi snatches the sub from Kirby and proceeds to take a bite out of it. Kirby grabs the other end and starts pulling it away from Yoshi. Captain Falcon and Link interfere. It seems like Yoshi isn't the only one hungry. Kirby, Link, Yoshi, and Captain Falcon are all tugging at the sub. Sheik shakes her head at the barbaric behavior of the men and throws a dagger, splitting the sub in two. Link grabs a half and runs into the back room. Captain Falcon runs in after him and Falcon Kicks his way into the back room. Yoshi kicks Kirby to the side and grabs the other half of the sub. He opens is mouth wide, and is about to take a bite out of it when an object slaps him from behind.*
Yoshi: Ouch! Samus, stop hitting me with the cannon!
Samus: That sub is not for you it is for Luigi.
Yoshi: Fawk Luigi! I'm hungry!
*Samus slaps Yoshi in the back of the head again and snatches the sub from his hands. Kirby can't help but laugh. Link and Captain Falcon emerge from the backroom, with disappointed looks on their faces. In Link's hand is a burned sub, with a footprint in it. Captain Falcon accidentally Falcon Kicked the sub instead of Link. Samus jumps out of the ship. Luigi, despite the ball and chain on his leg, has managed to walk over to the ship. Samus hands him the half of the sub. Luigi eats it as if he had never eaten food before. Samus also pulls out a bob-bomb and gives it to Luigi. Luigi nods, and Samus breaks the chain on his leg. Samus hops back into the ship and takes off. Luigi is hit in the back of his head with a high-heel shoe that was once on Peach's foot. He turns around to see Mario and Peach, angry, and ready to whip him. A minute later, everyone in Samus' ship looks out the window because of an explosive sound they heard. They see a large explosion and Mario and Peach falling off of the side of the Castle roof to the moat below, followed by a large chunk of the roof. Luigi runs over the hills surrounding Peach's Castle and disappears into the horizon.*
To Be Continued...
*As Lakitu flies away, and egg hits him in the back of the head. Yoshi points and laughs at his accuracy.*
Kirby: Lakitu, wait!
Shiek: What's wrong?
Kirby: He still has my wall jump!
Yoshi: Too bad...
Kirby: No! I will get it back! I went through too much trying to learn it!
Yoshi: Then go get it. *Snicker*
Kirby: Where?!
Yoshi: Where ever the hell Lakitu lives.
Kirby: And that would be...?
Yoshi: I rock, but that does not mean I know everything.
Shiek: Mario might know where Lakitu lives.
C.Falcon: Who would want to visit that Lakitu jerk?
Yoshi: No one in their right mind. That is probably why he is so mean.
C.Falcon: Huh? I didn't know people had a right mind or a left one.
Yoshi: *sigh*
*Kirby walks over to Mario, who is currently whipping Luigi for asking if he could have some food.*
Kirby: Um...Mario?
Mario: Not-a Now.
Kirby: All I want to know is where Lakitu lives.
Mario: Not-a now!
*Mario finishes whipping Luigi, and walks away, forgetting that Kirby was even there. Kirby turns around and is about to leave when the crippled and whipped mass that is Luigi calls him.*
Luigi: Kirby...
Kirby: Huh?
Luigi: I know where Lakitu lives...
Kirby: Where?
*Luigi pulls out a pen and pencil, which he keeps for emergencies (like getting whipped by your brother isn't one) and writes down directions. He hands the paper to Kirby.*
Kirby: Thanks.
Luigi: Please...help...I haven't eaten in days...
Kirby: I don't have any food...but maybe Samus has some in her ship. Wait here.
*Kirby runs over to Samus and starts telling her about Luigi. Just then, Yoshi, Link, Captain Falcon and Sheik jump into the ship. Samus tells Kirby there is a large sub in the fridge in the backroom of her ship. Kirby hops into the ship and pulls the sub from the fridge. As he walks out of the backroom, a hungry Yoshi stops him. Yoshi snatches the sub from Kirby and proceeds to take a bite out of it. Kirby grabs the other end and starts pulling it away from Yoshi. Captain Falcon and Link interfere. It seems like Yoshi isn't the only one hungry. Kirby, Link, Yoshi, and Captain Falcon are all tugging at the sub. Sheik shakes her head at the barbaric behavior of the men and throws a dagger, splitting the sub in two. Link grabs a half and runs into the back room. Captain Falcon runs in after him and Falcon Kicks his way into the back room. Yoshi kicks Kirby to the side and grabs the other half of the sub. He opens is mouth wide, and is about to take a bite out of it when an object slaps him from behind.*
Yoshi: Ouch! Samus, stop hitting me with the cannon!
Samus: That sub is not for you it is for Luigi.
Yoshi: Fawk Luigi! I'm hungry!
*Samus slaps Yoshi in the back of the head again and snatches the sub from his hands. Kirby can't help but laugh. Link and Captain Falcon emerge from the backroom, with disappointed looks on their faces. In Link's hand is a burned sub, with a footprint in it. Captain Falcon accidentally Falcon Kicked the sub instead of Link. Samus jumps out of the ship. Luigi, despite the ball and chain on his leg, has managed to walk over to the ship. Samus hands him the half of the sub. Luigi eats it as if he had never eaten food before. Samus also pulls out a bob-bomb and gives it to Luigi. Luigi nods, and Samus breaks the chain on his leg. Samus hops back into the ship and takes off. Luigi is hit in the back of his head with a high-heel shoe that was once on Peach's foot. He turns around to see Mario and Peach, angry, and ready to whip him. A minute later, everyone in Samus' ship looks out the window because of an explosive sound they heard. They see a large explosion and Mario and Peach falling off of the side of the Castle roof to the moat below, followed by a large chunk of the roof. Luigi runs over the hills surrounding Peach's Castle and disappears into the horizon.*
To Be Continued...