Chapter 4: How to Get the Wall Jump Back
*Samus ship is flying high above the clouds. Up ahead seems to be a cloud village. Many houses made of clouds are floating in the air. A flock a geese crashes into Samus' ship on the way, sending the geese falling to their doom. They arrive at the cloud house that is on Luigi's description. Everything is made of cloud, including the front yard. Everyone stands on the edge of Samus' ship, too afraid to step down on the cloud and fall through to their demise.*
Kirby: So...is it safe to walk on it?
Yoshi: This is the Mushroom Kingdom. Most clouds are solid...I think.
C.Falcon: Who should go first?
Yoshi: Not me, I rock too much to have to test the clouds.
*Everyone looks at each other, then at Yoshi with evil smirks.*
Shiek: Well, if you rock so much, the cloud should hold you without a problem.
Yoshi: But...
Samus: You couldn't possibly fall through the cloud, seeing that you rock and all.
Yoshi: But...
*Link starts to push Yoshi off the side of the ship. Yoshi tries to lean back, making it harder for Link to push him off. Right before Yoshi falls over the side, Lakitu floats out of his house with a large bandage on his nose.*
Kirby: Hi Lakitu!
Lakitu: ...what the hell are you bitc-*ahem* what are you all doing here?
Kirby: We came to get my wall jump back. Remember, you left with it because the tournament was postponed. I want it back now.
Lakitu: Oh, that's in the house.
Kirby: Well, can I-
*Yoshi yells as he looses his balance on Samus' ship and falls onto the cloud, and bounces on it like it's a mattress. Everyone sighs in relief.*
Kirby: As I was saying, could you go get it?
Lakitu: ...No.
Kirby: Please?
Lakitu: No.
Shiek: Why aren't you going to give him his wall jump back?
Lakitu: If he gets it back, he just may try to sneak into the Super Smash Brothers Melee Tournament with it. Everything that was not allowed in this practice tournament will not be allowed in the actual tournament.
Yoshi: Kirby? Sneaking into the tournament with something that's not allowed? As if he had the balls to do something like that.
Kirby: I...might have the balls to do something like that...
Lakitu: Oh, so you are planning on sneaking in with it?
Kirby: No!
C.Falcon: I wonder what else is not allowed in the tournament...
Yoshi: Probably Shiek itself. I mean, it is genderless and that's probably not allowed.
Shiek: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I'M NOT GENDERLESS!?
*Lakitu looks down at Yoshi's lower body, cleans his glasses, and looks back up.*
Lakitu: It looks as if you are the genderless one. Atleast, I can't tell what your gender is from here, if you have one.
*Yoshi turns red with anger and strangles Lakitu. Link and Captain Falcon jump off the ship and separates the kicking Yoshi from Lakitu.*
Lakitu: That was unpleasant. Sorry, but you can't have your wall jump back until after the Super Smash Brothers Melee Tournament.
Kirby: There must be another way.
Lakitu: Ha…you could drop out of the tournament...or get Miyamoto to change the rules...Ha!
Kirby: That's...a great idea!
Lakitu: er...I was being sarcastic.
Kirby: We could gather all of the Nintendo mascots and demand that these new strict rules are fixed to our likings!
Yoshi: Yeah!
Kirby: But...how are we going to contact Miyamoto?
Shiek: It shouldn't be too hard to contact our creator.
Samus: I have heard of a device that connects from our world to the "Real" world.
Kirby: Well, we just want to share our views with Miyamoto. We should gather the mascots first, and then go get the device.
Yoshi: Yeah!
C.Falcon: ...it brings a tear to my eye watching Kirby take lead...
Samus: Um...yeah.
*Everyone hops back into Samus ship and it takes off in a flash.*
To be Continued...
*Samus ship is flying high above the clouds. Up ahead seems to be a cloud village. Many houses made of clouds are floating in the air. A flock a geese crashes into Samus' ship on the way, sending the geese falling to their doom. They arrive at the cloud house that is on Luigi's description. Everything is made of cloud, including the front yard. Everyone stands on the edge of Samus' ship, too afraid to step down on the cloud and fall through to their demise.*
Kirby: So...is it safe to walk on it?
Yoshi: This is the Mushroom Kingdom. Most clouds are solid...I think.
C.Falcon: Who should go first?
Yoshi: Not me, I rock too much to have to test the clouds.
*Everyone looks at each other, then at Yoshi with evil smirks.*
Shiek: Well, if you rock so much, the cloud should hold you without a problem.
Yoshi: But...
Samus: You couldn't possibly fall through the cloud, seeing that you rock and all.
Yoshi: But...
*Link starts to push Yoshi off the side of the ship. Yoshi tries to lean back, making it harder for Link to push him off. Right before Yoshi falls over the side, Lakitu floats out of his house with a large bandage on his nose.*
Kirby: Hi Lakitu!
Lakitu: ...what the hell are you bitc-*ahem* what are you all doing here?
Kirby: We came to get my wall jump back. Remember, you left with it because the tournament was postponed. I want it back now.
Lakitu: Oh, that's in the house.
Kirby: Well, can I-
*Yoshi yells as he looses his balance on Samus' ship and falls onto the cloud, and bounces on it like it's a mattress. Everyone sighs in relief.*
Kirby: As I was saying, could you go get it?
Lakitu: ...No.
Kirby: Please?
Lakitu: No.
Shiek: Why aren't you going to give him his wall jump back?
Lakitu: If he gets it back, he just may try to sneak into the Super Smash Brothers Melee Tournament with it. Everything that was not allowed in this practice tournament will not be allowed in the actual tournament.
Yoshi: Kirby? Sneaking into the tournament with something that's not allowed? As if he had the balls to do something like that.
Kirby: I...might have the balls to do something like that...
Lakitu: Oh, so you are planning on sneaking in with it?
Kirby: No!
C.Falcon: I wonder what else is not allowed in the tournament...
Yoshi: Probably Shiek itself. I mean, it is genderless and that's probably not allowed.
Shiek: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I'M NOT GENDERLESS!?
*Lakitu looks down at Yoshi's lower body, cleans his glasses, and looks back up.*
Lakitu: It looks as if you are the genderless one. Atleast, I can't tell what your gender is from here, if you have one.
*Yoshi turns red with anger and strangles Lakitu. Link and Captain Falcon jump off the ship and separates the kicking Yoshi from Lakitu.*
Lakitu: That was unpleasant. Sorry, but you can't have your wall jump back until after the Super Smash Brothers Melee Tournament.
Kirby: There must be another way.
Lakitu: Ha…you could drop out of the tournament...or get Miyamoto to change the rules...Ha!
Kirby: That's...a great idea!
Lakitu: er...I was being sarcastic.
Kirby: We could gather all of the Nintendo mascots and demand that these new strict rules are fixed to our likings!
Yoshi: Yeah!
Kirby: But...how are we going to contact Miyamoto?
Shiek: It shouldn't be too hard to contact our creator.
Samus: I have heard of a device that connects from our world to the "Real" world.
Kirby: Well, we just want to share our views with Miyamoto. We should gather the mascots first, and then go get the device.
Yoshi: Yeah!
C.Falcon: ...it brings a tear to my eye watching Kirby take lead...
Samus: Um...yeah.
*Everyone hops back into Samus ship and it takes off in a flash.*
To be Continued...