Chapter 5: The First Mascot to be Recruited
Samus: If we deal with the bastard first the rest of the job should be easy.
Shiek: It's ridiculous. I still don't think we should even be considering letting him come with us.
C.Falcon: If Armored muffin wants to let him come, we should let him come.
Yoshi: Armored muffin?
C.Falcon: That's my little name for Samus. *Grins*
Samus: I told you not to call me that.
C.Falcon: But I like calling you that!
*Kirby walks out from the backroom of Samus' ship.*
Kirby: What's going on?
Samus: Nothing...
Kirby: So...have we decided which mascot to convince first?
Shiek: Samus is considering trying to get Fox to come with us.
Samus: He will probably be the hardest to convince seeing as he hates us and we hate him equally. But if we get the hardest to convince out of the way first, the rest of our job will be easy.
Link: ...
Shiek: How are we going to convince him, anyway?
Kirby: I still have a little dirt on him...
Samus: It better be good dirt...we don't want what happened last time to reoccur.
Kirby: Oh...it's good dirt. *Grins*
Samus: Ok, then let's go to Corneria.
Kirby: Oh, you better head to the Cornerian pub. He is most likely drinking...as usual.
*Only a few minutes after they made their decision, Samus' ship lands infront of the Cornerian pub...and there seems to be a huge bar fight going on inside.*
Yoshi: Yes, a bar fight!
Kirby: They probably won't mess with a large group of us.
Samus: I'm not going inside.
Kirby: Why not?
Samus: I don't trust this area. Someone might steal the ship.
Kirby: But wasn't it your idea to come here in the first place?
Yoshi: Forget her, Kirby. The rest of us will go in.
Shiek: I'm not going in either.
Yoshi: You, too? And why are you not going?
Sheik: A bar fight is no place for a princess of my likes.
Yoshi: But you're in your disguise...nevermind. I guess the men will have to do the job.
C.Falcon: I'm not going.
Kirby: Why aren't you going?
C.Falcon: Someone has to protect the women.
Yoshi: I guess it's just you, me, and Link.
*Kirby, Yoshi, and Link walk into the pub. Many human like animals fight each other wildly. A horse is hurled towards the three. Link and Yoshi duck, but Kirby doesn't have to because of his size. A gunshot is fired and everyone stops fighting. A large Rhino stands on top of the counter with a shotgun in his hand.*
Rhino: This is my pub! If you all don't stop fighting I guarantee you will have holes in you before you leave.
Dog: Like you could hurt us with that little thing! Haha.
*The Rhino reaches and pulls out a bazooka from behind the counter. He aims it straight at the dog.*
Rhino: Any questions?
*Everyone begins to pick up tables and chairs and sets the bar up the way it was before the fight. Kirby, Yoshi, and Link look around the now calm bar for Fox. Kirby spots him with a female rabbit in a skirt so tight you'd think her legs would fall off from the lack of blood and oxygen. Kirby walks up and pulls on Fox's tail very hard. Fox almost falls out of the seat and is ready to hurt the person who pulled his tail. He pulls his blaster out and holds it in the face of Kirby as he turns around.*
Fox: What the hell are you doing here?
Kirby: Um...please...don't shoot...I just wanted to ask you something.
Rabbit: Fox...do you know that...thing?
Kirby: Hey! I'm not a thing I'm Kirby.
Fox: It's just a dumb fawk.
*Fox puts his blaster away and Kirby sighs in relief.*
Fox: Could you excuse us?
Rabbit: Okay...but you promised me a drink, Fox McCloud!
Fox: Whatever...wench...
*The rabbit walks away and Fox stands up.*
Kirby: So...what I wanted to ask you was-hey? What are you-
*Fox kicks Kirby and Kirby rolls like a bowling ball. He gets up, only to find that Link is his only back-up.*
Kirby: Where is Yoshi?
*Link points into the corner of the pub. Yoshi is flirting with a female dinosaur, who looks alot more menacing than he does. She doesn't look very bright either.*
Kirby: That stupid dinosaur! Flirting at a time like this.
Link: ...
Fox: Come on, fawkers. Fight me.
Kirby: We still outnumber you. You should just cooperate with us and-
Fox: Outnumbered? I think it's pretty even, punk.
Kirby: Huh?
*A shadowed figure stands up from the chair that was beside the one beside Fox's. The whole time, Kirby didn't notice him. The shadowed figure takes a few steps forward, but is still shadowed. Link unsheathes the Master Sword and charges at the shadowed figure, who pulls out quite a big-arse sword of his own. The shadowed figure swings his sword and a dark wave of energy crashes across the floor and straight into Link, flinging him into a table, which breaks in half. Link is knocked out cold. Yoshi screams as the big, female dinosaur corners him. It seems that he accidentally offended her and she wants to cause him much pain. The shadowed figure steps into the light, revealing himself to be the infamous Gannondorf.*
To be Continued...
Samus: If we deal with the bastard first the rest of the job should be easy.
Shiek: It's ridiculous. I still don't think we should even be considering letting him come with us.
C.Falcon: If Armored muffin wants to let him come, we should let him come.
Yoshi: Armored muffin?
C.Falcon: That's my little name for Samus. *Grins*
Samus: I told you not to call me that.
C.Falcon: But I like calling you that!
*Kirby walks out from the backroom of Samus' ship.*
Kirby: What's going on?
Samus: Nothing...
Kirby: So...have we decided which mascot to convince first?
Shiek: Samus is considering trying to get Fox to come with us.
Samus: He will probably be the hardest to convince seeing as he hates us and we hate him equally. But if we get the hardest to convince out of the way first, the rest of our job will be easy.
Link: ...
Shiek: How are we going to convince him, anyway?
Kirby: I still have a little dirt on him...
Samus: It better be good dirt...we don't want what happened last time to reoccur.
Kirby: Oh...it's good dirt. *Grins*
Samus: Ok, then let's go to Corneria.
Kirby: Oh, you better head to the Cornerian pub. He is most likely drinking...as usual.
*Only a few minutes after they made their decision, Samus' ship lands infront of the Cornerian pub...and there seems to be a huge bar fight going on inside.*
Yoshi: Yes, a bar fight!
Kirby: They probably won't mess with a large group of us.
Samus: I'm not going inside.
Kirby: Why not?
Samus: I don't trust this area. Someone might steal the ship.
Kirby: But wasn't it your idea to come here in the first place?
Yoshi: Forget her, Kirby. The rest of us will go in.
Shiek: I'm not going in either.
Yoshi: You, too? And why are you not going?
Sheik: A bar fight is no place for a princess of my likes.
Yoshi: But you're in your disguise...nevermind. I guess the men will have to do the job.
C.Falcon: I'm not going.
Kirby: Why aren't you going?
C.Falcon: Someone has to protect the women.
Yoshi: I guess it's just you, me, and Link.
*Kirby, Yoshi, and Link walk into the pub. Many human like animals fight each other wildly. A horse is hurled towards the three. Link and Yoshi duck, but Kirby doesn't have to because of his size. A gunshot is fired and everyone stops fighting. A large Rhino stands on top of the counter with a shotgun in his hand.*
Rhino: This is my pub! If you all don't stop fighting I guarantee you will have holes in you before you leave.
Dog: Like you could hurt us with that little thing! Haha.
*The Rhino reaches and pulls out a bazooka from behind the counter. He aims it straight at the dog.*
Rhino: Any questions?
*Everyone begins to pick up tables and chairs and sets the bar up the way it was before the fight. Kirby, Yoshi, and Link look around the now calm bar for Fox. Kirby spots him with a female rabbit in a skirt so tight you'd think her legs would fall off from the lack of blood and oxygen. Kirby walks up and pulls on Fox's tail very hard. Fox almost falls out of the seat and is ready to hurt the person who pulled his tail. He pulls his blaster out and holds it in the face of Kirby as he turns around.*
Fox: What the hell are you doing here?
Kirby: Um...please...don't shoot...I just wanted to ask you something.
Rabbit: Fox...do you know that...thing?
Kirby: Hey! I'm not a thing I'm Kirby.
Fox: It's just a dumb fawk.
*Fox puts his blaster away and Kirby sighs in relief.*
Fox: Could you excuse us?
Rabbit: Okay...but you promised me a drink, Fox McCloud!
Fox: Whatever...wench...
*The rabbit walks away and Fox stands up.*
Kirby: So...what I wanted to ask you was-hey? What are you-
*Fox kicks Kirby and Kirby rolls like a bowling ball. He gets up, only to find that Link is his only back-up.*
Kirby: Where is Yoshi?
*Link points into the corner of the pub. Yoshi is flirting with a female dinosaur, who looks alot more menacing than he does. She doesn't look very bright either.*
Kirby: That stupid dinosaur! Flirting at a time like this.
Link: ...
Fox: Come on, fawkers. Fight me.
Kirby: We still outnumber you. You should just cooperate with us and-
Fox: Outnumbered? I think it's pretty even, punk.
Kirby: Huh?
*A shadowed figure stands up from the chair that was beside the one beside Fox's. The whole time, Kirby didn't notice him. The shadowed figure takes a few steps forward, but is still shadowed. Link unsheathes the Master Sword and charges at the shadowed figure, who pulls out quite a big-arse sword of his own. The shadowed figure swings his sword and a dark wave of energy crashes across the floor and straight into Link, flinging him into a table, which breaks in half. Link is knocked out cold. Yoshi screams as the big, female dinosaur corners him. It seems that he accidentally offended her and she wants to cause him much pain. The shadowed figure steps into the light, revealing himself to be the infamous Gannondorf.*
To be Continued...