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Chapter 6: BAR FIGHT!!!
*Kirby is trapped between Fox and Gannondorf. Link is lying on a table, knocked out. And Yoshi is about to get his arse kicked by a large and vicious female dinosaur.*
Fox: How should we deal with this fawker?
GD: ...let's just beat the biyatch to a pulp.
Fox: Good idea.
*Gannondorf swings his sword at Kirby. Kirby jumps back and is kicked by Fox. Fox and Gannondorf proceed to kick and stomp Kirby for over a minute. Yoshi, noticing how big the dinosaur is, tries to slide between her legs. She turns around recklessly, stepping on Yoshi and tripping at the same time. Yoshi screams as the dinosaur falls and her foot is lifted off of his body. Yoshi scrambles over to the counter and looks for a weapon, hoping the Rhino doesn't still have it. There were no weapons left at the counter. The dinosaur gets up and stomps over to Yoshi. Yoshi grabs anything close to him. He picks up a vase with a flower in it, and holds it high, ready to throw it at her. The dinosaur's size alone causes Yoshi to tremble and hesitate as she stops right in front of him. She snatches the vase and pulls the flower out of it. She drops the vase and stares at the flower. She starts to blush and her eyes water. She grabs Yoshi and hugs him. Yoshi doesn't know what just happened and is too busy replaying the previous events in his mind to realize that his bones are going to snap if she hugs him any tighter. Kirby is still getting stomped while Link finally comes to. He starts to get up off the table, but before he can do anything else a thin object flies past him and smacks Fox in the face. Before Fox even realizes that his face was just smacked the object retracts. Gannondorf stops and looks over his shoulder. Before he can make anything out, the object smacks him in the face aswell and retracts. Fox and Gannondorf turn around to find Shiek standing behind them, with her whip ready to smack them again. Link charges at Gannondorf again but he picks Link up by the throat, and throws him towards Fox. Fox kicks Link like a ball behind the counter. Both of them have their backs turned to Shiek and she swings her whip again, this time, very hard. The whip is so powerful that it knocks Gannondorf and Fox off of their feet and towards the counter, where Link is waiting. Link does his Sword spin, bouncing them both back to Shiek, where she whips them again. Link and Shiek bounce Gannondorf and Fox back and forth like a volleyball until an explosion blows Shiek, Link, the stomped Kirby, Fox, and Gannondorf away. Everyone in the bar, excited by the action, begins fighting each other. The bar has become chaos. Standing on the counter once again is the Rhino, with his bazooka pointed straight at the downed Shiek, Link, Kirby, Gannondorf, and Fox. He seems to have caused the explosion.*
Rhino: I said that if you fought, you would leave in pain.
?????: Maybe you should be in pain.
Rhino: Who said that?! I'm gonna fawk you up!
?????: Fawk this up!
*The pub door is thrown open and a missile flies in, straight at the Rhino. The missile barely misses several heads of fighting animals as it flies straight at the Rhino. It misses the Rhino but hits the wall behind the counter, blowing the rhino off of it. Samus, retracts her cannon. She is the one who launched the missile. Gannondorf gets up, pissed, he launches a ball of energy at a corner of the pub, sending a cat and a table flying across to the other side of the pub. Shiek stands up, but is cornered by several animals that seem to want to pick on her instead of each other. She backs up to a window, when the animals charge at her. She teleports leaving an explosion behind blowing the animals out of the pub's window. Kirby finally stands up after the brutal beating he got but is hit by a glass of wine, sending him back to the floor. Samus launches a fully charged shot across the pub. It picks up three animals and carries them into the wall, where it explodes. Another gang of animals roam the bar, and decide to pick on Samus. They all jump on her and start beating on her, when she does the Screw Attack sending them all flying in different directions. The large dinosaur finally puts Yoshi down once she realized what was going on in the bar. Yoshi looks around for his group, but can't seem to find them in the raging mass of animals brawling in the bar. One of the animals blown away by Samus' Screw Attack, flies in Yoshi's direction. Yoshi doesn't see him coming but the dinosaur does and she grabs Yoshi and pulls him out of the way before he collides with the flying animal. Fox gets up and FireFox's his way through the mass of animals. He and Gannondorf run out of the bar. Samus finds Yoshi, and grabs him, running out of the pub and chasing after Fox and Gannondorf. The dinosaur doesn't want to be separated from her love and follows after them. Link picks up the battered Kirby, finds Shiek and follows after Samus and Yoshi...*
To Be continued...
Chapter 6: BAR FIGHT!!!
*Kirby is trapped between Fox and Gannondorf. Link is lying on a table, knocked out. And Yoshi is about to get his arse kicked by a large and vicious female dinosaur.*
Fox: How should we deal with this fawker?
GD: ...let's just beat the biyatch to a pulp.
Fox: Good idea.
*Gannondorf swings his sword at Kirby. Kirby jumps back and is kicked by Fox. Fox and Gannondorf proceed to kick and stomp Kirby for over a minute. Yoshi, noticing how big the dinosaur is, tries to slide between her legs. She turns around recklessly, stepping on Yoshi and tripping at the same time. Yoshi screams as the dinosaur falls and her foot is lifted off of his body. Yoshi scrambles over to the counter and looks for a weapon, hoping the Rhino doesn't still have it. There were no weapons left at the counter. The dinosaur gets up and stomps over to Yoshi. Yoshi grabs anything close to him. He picks up a vase with a flower in it, and holds it high, ready to throw it at her. The dinosaur's size alone causes Yoshi to tremble and hesitate as she stops right in front of him. She snatches the vase and pulls the flower out of it. She drops the vase and stares at the flower. She starts to blush and her eyes water. She grabs Yoshi and hugs him. Yoshi doesn't know what just happened and is too busy replaying the previous events in his mind to realize that his bones are going to snap if she hugs him any tighter. Kirby is still getting stomped while Link finally comes to. He starts to get up off the table, but before he can do anything else a thin object flies past him and smacks Fox in the face. Before Fox even realizes that his face was just smacked the object retracts. Gannondorf stops and looks over his shoulder. Before he can make anything out, the object smacks him in the face aswell and retracts. Fox and Gannondorf turn around to find Shiek standing behind them, with her whip ready to smack them again. Link charges at Gannondorf again but he picks Link up by the throat, and throws him towards Fox. Fox kicks Link like a ball behind the counter. Both of them have their backs turned to Shiek and she swings her whip again, this time, very hard. The whip is so powerful that it knocks Gannondorf and Fox off of their feet and towards the counter, where Link is waiting. Link does his Sword spin, bouncing them both back to Shiek, where she whips them again. Link and Shiek bounce Gannondorf and Fox back and forth like a volleyball until an explosion blows Shiek, Link, the stomped Kirby, Fox, and Gannondorf away. Everyone in the bar, excited by the action, begins fighting each other. The bar has become chaos. Standing on the counter once again is the Rhino, with his bazooka pointed straight at the downed Shiek, Link, Kirby, Gannondorf, and Fox. He seems to have caused the explosion.*
Rhino: I said that if you fought, you would leave in pain.
?????: Maybe you should be in pain.
Rhino: Who said that?! I'm gonna fawk you up!
?????: Fawk this up!
*The pub door is thrown open and a missile flies in, straight at the Rhino. The missile barely misses several heads of fighting animals as it flies straight at the Rhino. It misses the Rhino but hits the wall behind the counter, blowing the rhino off of it. Samus, retracts her cannon. She is the one who launched the missile. Gannondorf gets up, pissed, he launches a ball of energy at a corner of the pub, sending a cat and a table flying across to the other side of the pub. Shiek stands up, but is cornered by several animals that seem to want to pick on her instead of each other. She backs up to a window, when the animals charge at her. She teleports leaving an explosion behind blowing the animals out of the pub's window. Kirby finally stands up after the brutal beating he got but is hit by a glass of wine, sending him back to the floor. Samus launches a fully charged shot across the pub. It picks up three animals and carries them into the wall, where it explodes. Another gang of animals roam the bar, and decide to pick on Samus. They all jump on her and start beating on her, when she does the Screw Attack sending them all flying in different directions. The large dinosaur finally puts Yoshi down once she realized what was going on in the bar. Yoshi looks around for his group, but can't seem to find them in the raging mass of animals brawling in the bar. One of the animals blown away by Samus' Screw Attack, flies in Yoshi's direction. Yoshi doesn't see him coming but the dinosaur does and she grabs Yoshi and pulls him out of the way before he collides with the flying animal. Fox gets up and FireFox's his way through the mass of animals. He and Gannondorf run out of the bar. Samus finds Yoshi, and grabs him, running out of the pub and chasing after Fox and Gannondorf. The dinosaur doesn't want to be separated from her love and follows after them. Link picks up the battered Kirby, finds Shiek and follows after Samus and Yoshi...*
To Be continued...