Chapter 8: Peach and Mario
*Sheik and Link run up the alley to find Samus, Kirby, Yoshi, a big arse dinosaur, Gannondorf, and Fox.*
Sheik: What is going on?!
Kirby: We got Fox and Gannondorf to join us!
Fox: *mumble*
Sheik: And the big-arse dinosaur?
Kirby: Yoshi's girlfriend!
Sheik: Doesn't look his type...
Yoshi: Shut up!
Fox: Can we leave, dammit!?
*The group leaves the alley and returns to Samus ship, to find Captain Falcon, asleep on top of the ship and some furry hoodlums trying to pry the hatch open. Samus fires a blast at the hoodlums and they flee. The noise wakes Falcon up.*
C.Falcon: *yawn* I see everything worked out.
Samus: You were supposed to be watching the ship, not sleeping on it!
C.Falcon: I'm sorry armored muffin but you took so long.
Fox: Armored muffin? Those two...
Yoshi: Yup.
Fox: ...in a relationship?
Yoshi: Yup.
Fox: ...disgusting.
Yoshi: My same reaction.
*After a little more arguing between Samus and Falcon, everyone enters the ship.*
C.Falcon: Hello Ms. Shyla. You are quite the big-arse dinosaur.
Shyla: Um...thank you.
C.Falcon: I bet Yoshi would regret getting on your nerves. You'd probably tear him apart!
Yoshi: Not like how you'd get your arse kicked by Samus...
Fox: I want some alcohol, dammit!
Samus: Take this and shut up.
*Samus tosses a bottle of Gin to Fox, who gladly catches it and sits down on the floor of the ship to drink it. Link and Gannondorf are standing in opposite corners, staring each other down.*
C.Falcon: Hey Kirby, you have something on your back.
Kirby: Huh?
C.Falcon: Yeah, it looks like a footprint.
Kirby: ...shut up!
C.Falcon: But-
Kirby: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Samus: Wait, you don't tell my man to shut the hell up.
Sheik: Kirby, calm down...
Kirby: No, SHUT THE HELL UP ALL OF YOU!
*Kirby stomps into the backroom of Samus' ship, and Falcon looks clueless as to what just happened. Everyone just looks at each other in disbelief.*
Yoshi: Boy Falcon, you seem to be pissing everyone off today.
C.Falcon: I don't understand. Why is he mad at me and the rest of us?
Yoshi: I guess not you and us specifically. He got stomped pretty hard in the bar by Fox and Gannondorf so I guess he's still upset over that.
C.Falcon: But he seemed happy a moment ago.
Yoshi: Kirby is weird like that.
Sheik: So...Samus. Who are we getting next?
Samus: Mario and Peach.
*Everyone groans at the thought of Mario and Peach coming. Falcon walks into the backroom to see if he can make things better with Kirby, even though everyone encouraged him not to.*
Samus: It seems popularity has changed them.
Yoshi: They are mean and vicious. I'm glad I left before they chained me up like they did Luigi.
Sheik: And who knows what happened to poor Toad...
Samus: We are arriving...now.
*The ship lands at the familiar scene of Peach's castle...except now the castle has a big hole in the roof and chunks of the roof are floating in the moat. Peach and Mario walk out of the castle to see why the ship has landed.*
Mario: What do you want-a?
Samus: We want to get as many Nintendo mascots as possible to come with us. As you know, the rules for the Super Smash Brothers Melee tournament have been stricken. We want to loosen the strictness by convincing Miyamoto to get HAL to change some of the rules.
Mario: Hm...
*Peach whispers in Mario's ear, and he quickly accepts Samus' offer. Not too long afterwards, Peach and Mario board the ship with their new slave, Toad. Ever since Luigi was freed, Toad was forced to take his place. Toad runs into a corner and cries while Peach and Mario look at everyone on the ship. She sees Fox sitting down and drinking his Gin, and is disgusted by his presence.*
Peach: Mario, remove this funky animal.
Mario: Sure Peach.
Fox: Wha?
Samus: Um, no. He cannot leave. He was hard enough to convince to come with us, he's not leaving now.
Peach: But...I bet he doesn't even bathe!
Fox: Even if I didn't bathe, I'd still be cleaner than you, tramp.
Peach: TRAMP!?
*Peach, in a rage, picks up Toad and throws him at Fox. Fox easily deflects the hurled Toad away with his arm. Link ducks as the deflected Toad flies in his direction. Mario holds Peach back.*
Peach: I REFUSE TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THIS FUNKY ANIMAL!!!
Mario: Peach, calm down.
Samus: You will just have to deal with his presence. You don't talk to him and he doesn't talk to you.
Peach: FINE!
To Be Continued...
*Sheik and Link run up the alley to find Samus, Kirby, Yoshi, a big arse dinosaur, Gannondorf, and Fox.*
Sheik: What is going on?!
Kirby: We got Fox and Gannondorf to join us!
Fox: *mumble*
Sheik: And the big-arse dinosaur?
Kirby: Yoshi's girlfriend!
Sheik: Doesn't look his type...
Yoshi: Shut up!
Fox: Can we leave, dammit!?
*The group leaves the alley and returns to Samus ship, to find Captain Falcon, asleep on top of the ship and some furry hoodlums trying to pry the hatch open. Samus fires a blast at the hoodlums and they flee. The noise wakes Falcon up.*
C.Falcon: *yawn* I see everything worked out.
Samus: You were supposed to be watching the ship, not sleeping on it!
C.Falcon: I'm sorry armored muffin but you took so long.
Fox: Armored muffin? Those two...
Yoshi: Yup.
Fox: ...in a relationship?
Yoshi: Yup.
Fox: ...disgusting.
Yoshi: My same reaction.
*After a little more arguing between Samus and Falcon, everyone enters the ship.*
C.Falcon: Hello Ms. Shyla. You are quite the big-arse dinosaur.
Shyla: Um...thank you.
C.Falcon: I bet Yoshi would regret getting on your nerves. You'd probably tear him apart!
Yoshi: Not like how you'd get your arse kicked by Samus...
Fox: I want some alcohol, dammit!
Samus: Take this and shut up.
*Samus tosses a bottle of Gin to Fox, who gladly catches it and sits down on the floor of the ship to drink it. Link and Gannondorf are standing in opposite corners, staring each other down.*
C.Falcon: Hey Kirby, you have something on your back.
Kirby: Huh?
C.Falcon: Yeah, it looks like a footprint.
Kirby: ...shut up!
C.Falcon: But-
Kirby: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Samus: Wait, you don't tell my man to shut the hell up.
Sheik: Kirby, calm down...
Kirby: No, SHUT THE HELL UP ALL OF YOU!
*Kirby stomps into the backroom of Samus' ship, and Falcon looks clueless as to what just happened. Everyone just looks at each other in disbelief.*
Yoshi: Boy Falcon, you seem to be pissing everyone off today.
C.Falcon: I don't understand. Why is he mad at me and the rest of us?
Yoshi: I guess not you and us specifically. He got stomped pretty hard in the bar by Fox and Gannondorf so I guess he's still upset over that.
C.Falcon: But he seemed happy a moment ago.
Yoshi: Kirby is weird like that.
Sheik: So...Samus. Who are we getting next?
Samus: Mario and Peach.
*Everyone groans at the thought of Mario and Peach coming. Falcon walks into the backroom to see if he can make things better with Kirby, even though everyone encouraged him not to.*
Samus: It seems popularity has changed them.
Yoshi: They are mean and vicious. I'm glad I left before they chained me up like they did Luigi.
Sheik: And who knows what happened to poor Toad...
Samus: We are arriving...now.
*The ship lands at the familiar scene of Peach's castle...except now the castle has a big hole in the roof and chunks of the roof are floating in the moat. Peach and Mario walk out of the castle to see why the ship has landed.*
Mario: What do you want-a?
Samus: We want to get as many Nintendo mascots as possible to come with us. As you know, the rules for the Super Smash Brothers Melee tournament have been stricken. We want to loosen the strictness by convincing Miyamoto to get HAL to change some of the rules.
Mario: Hm...
*Peach whispers in Mario's ear, and he quickly accepts Samus' offer. Not too long afterwards, Peach and Mario board the ship with their new slave, Toad. Ever since Luigi was freed, Toad was forced to take his place. Toad runs into a corner and cries while Peach and Mario look at everyone on the ship. She sees Fox sitting down and drinking his Gin, and is disgusted by his presence.*
Peach: Mario, remove this funky animal.
Mario: Sure Peach.
Fox: Wha?
Samus: Um, no. He cannot leave. He was hard enough to convince to come with us, he's not leaving now.
Peach: But...I bet he doesn't even bathe!
Fox: Even if I didn't bathe, I'd still be cleaner than you, tramp.
Peach: TRAMP!?
*Peach, in a rage, picks up Toad and throws him at Fox. Fox easily deflects the hurled Toad away with his arm. Link ducks as the deflected Toad flies in his direction. Mario holds Peach back.*
Peach: I REFUSE TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THIS FUNKY ANIMAL!!!
Mario: Peach, calm down.
Samus: You will just have to deal with his presence. You don't talk to him and he doesn't talk to you.
Peach: FINE!
To Be Continued...