Chapter 9: Mayhem and Icicle Mountain
Peach: Toad!
*Toad, who was flung behind Link after Peach's rage, begins to cry. *
Peach: TOAD!
*Toad begins to cry even louder.*
Peach: Toad! I think I'm about to have another headache and…I need...pillow *mumble*
*Peach falls over and Mario catches her. Toad runs over with a pillow. *
Sheik: Is she okay?
Mario: After we where blown-a off of the castle roof she hit-a her head-a very hard-a on a piece of it-a! She's been having these-a headaches along with mood swings-a!.
Yoshi: Aww...poor Peach
Sheik: I think I've been in this form long enough for today…
*In a bright flash and sparkles, Sheik reverts back to Zelda.*
Zelda: Ah, I feel magically gifted again.
Peach: Ah...what...huh?
Mario: Peach, you had another headache-a.
Peach: I feel fine now.
Samus: Our next stop is Icicle Mountain.
*Everyone starts to moan. No one wants to deal with that cold weather right now. Peach takes her crown and high-heeled shoes and throws them at Mario, who catches them. She swings her hair about wildly as if she was loosening up. *
Mario: Peach-a! Your hair!
Peach: Shut up, Mario! Toad, come here!
*Toad approaches Peach, only to find himself whipped hard by Peach as she quickly pulled it out of her dress.*
Toad: Why?!
Peach: You dare question me?!
*Whip*
Toad: Ah!
Peach: The first time was for when you took so long to bring me a damn pillow!
Toad: I couldn't find one!
*Whip*
Toad: AH!
Peach: No excuses!
Toad: But...ah!
*Peach swings the whip forward again, but is now tangled around the arm of Fox McCloud. Everyone gasps.*
Peach: YOU of all people DARE to protect him?!
Fox: Oh, no. I was trying to get something but just managed to block your whip.
Peach: Oh...
*Fox picks up his Gin bottle, which seemed to have rolled away from him. He then returns to his spot and gulps down some more Gin. *
Zelda: Well, even if he didn't defend Toad, I will. He's been whipped enough, don't you thi-
*Before Zelda can finish speaking, she is hit with Peach's whip. A tense atmosphere begins to fill the ship. Link, now pissed, unsheathes his sword and approaches Peach. Mario steps forward. Gannondorf cracks a smile, after seeing Zelda get whipped and all.*
Mario: Leave her alone-a!
Link: ...
Samus: Hey! No fights on my ship!
Yoshi: Hush Samus, I want to see a fight.
*Peach is blasted backwards by a small ball of lightning that was shot from Zelda's hand. Peach then cracks her whip, and prepares to swing when a strong force hits Samus' ship. Everyone tumbles over. The tense atmosphere is lifted.*
Yoshi: What the hell was that!? What hit the ship?
Samus: Nothing hit the ship; I just made an abrupt stop because I said NO FIGHTING! Oh, and we are at Icicle Mountain.
*Everyone looks out of the cockpit to see a small shack on Icicle Mountain.*
To Be Continued...
Peach: Toad!
*Toad, who was flung behind Link after Peach's rage, begins to cry. *
Peach: TOAD!
*Toad begins to cry even louder.*
Peach: Toad! I think I'm about to have another headache and…I need...pillow *mumble*
*Peach falls over and Mario catches her. Toad runs over with a pillow. *
Sheik: Is she okay?
Mario: After we where blown-a off of the castle roof she hit-a her head-a very hard-a on a piece of it-a! She's been having these-a headaches along with mood swings-a!.
Yoshi: Aww...poor Peach
Sheik: I think I've been in this form long enough for today…
*In a bright flash and sparkles, Sheik reverts back to Zelda.*
Zelda: Ah, I feel magically gifted again.
Peach: Ah...what...huh?
Mario: Peach, you had another headache-a.
Peach: I feel fine now.
Samus: Our next stop is Icicle Mountain.
*Everyone starts to moan. No one wants to deal with that cold weather right now. Peach takes her crown and high-heeled shoes and throws them at Mario, who catches them. She swings her hair about wildly as if she was loosening up. *
Mario: Peach-a! Your hair!
Peach: Shut up, Mario! Toad, come here!
*Toad approaches Peach, only to find himself whipped hard by Peach as she quickly pulled it out of her dress.*
Toad: Why?!
Peach: You dare question me?!
*Whip*
Toad: Ah!
Peach: The first time was for when you took so long to bring me a damn pillow!
Toad: I couldn't find one!
*Whip*
Toad: AH!
Peach: No excuses!
Toad: But...ah!
*Peach swings the whip forward again, but is now tangled around the arm of Fox McCloud. Everyone gasps.*
Peach: YOU of all people DARE to protect him?!
Fox: Oh, no. I was trying to get something but just managed to block your whip.
Peach: Oh...
*Fox picks up his Gin bottle, which seemed to have rolled away from him. He then returns to his spot and gulps down some more Gin. *
Zelda: Well, even if he didn't defend Toad, I will. He's been whipped enough, don't you thi-
*Before Zelda can finish speaking, she is hit with Peach's whip. A tense atmosphere begins to fill the ship. Link, now pissed, unsheathes his sword and approaches Peach. Mario steps forward. Gannondorf cracks a smile, after seeing Zelda get whipped and all.*
Mario: Leave her alone-a!
Link: ...
Samus: Hey! No fights on my ship!
Yoshi: Hush Samus, I want to see a fight.
*Peach is blasted backwards by a small ball of lightning that was shot from Zelda's hand. Peach then cracks her whip, and prepares to swing when a strong force hits Samus' ship. Everyone tumbles over. The tense atmosphere is lifted.*
Yoshi: What the hell was that!? What hit the ship?
Samus: Nothing hit the ship; I just made an abrupt stop because I said NO FIGHTING! Oh, and we are at Icicle Mountain.
*Everyone looks out of the cockpit to see a small shack on Icicle Mountain.*
To Be Continued...