Chapter 11: More Mayhem
Samus: I want my damn ship back!
C.Falcon: No one steals armored muffins' ship and gets away with it! Those seals will pay!
Yoshi: Falcon, seals don't hijack ships!
Nana: Standing out here isn't going to get us anything! I'm getting pissed again!
Popo: Let's go back to the house!
Kirby: The blizzard is so bad that I can't even see the house anymore!
Popo: I think there is a cave over here!
*Popo backs up into the mountain wall and feels along the side of it until he stumbles into darkness. "In here!" he yells to the others. The others follow his voice. Samus follows until she stops after hearing a familiar sound.*
Kirby: Samus, get in here!
Samus: I heard something...familiar.
C.Falcon: Come on armored muffin!
*Samus completely ignores her group calling her to come into the cave. She walks in the opposite direction and disappears in the raging blizzard.*
Yoshi: Samus' stubborn arse! She should have come in here!
Kirby: What are we going to do now!?
C.Falcon. Armored muffin might not be okay! I have to check on her!
*Captain Falcon charges out of the cave after his "Armored Muffin" and disappears into the blizzard.*
Kirby: Now what?!
Popo: I say we follow them. There isn't a point in being separated from them.
Kirby: I guess you're right.
*The others walk out of the cave and into the blizzard, holding on tight to each other. Captain Falcon reaches the ledge where Samus' ship was parked. He sees Samus standing on the edge of it. He struggles against the blizzard to reach her.*
C.Falcon: Samus! Armored Muffin! Get away from the ledge!
Samus: Hush Falcon! I hear it again!
*The rest of the group reaches the ledge and struggle against the raging blizzard to reach Falcon and Samus.*
Kirby: Falcon! Samus! Why are we here?!
Samus: When I tell everyone to jump, we all jump!
Yoshi: What?! Are you crazy?!
Samus: Trust me...don't you hear it too?
*Everyone gets quiet and hears a noise, despite the sound of a raging blizzard; they hear the familiar sound of the throttles on Samus' ship. "Jump!" screams Samus. They all jump off of the ledge and land on something hard...and it's moving! It's the top of Samus' ship. Nana finds herself, slipping off the side of the ship. Popo grabs her but starts to slip too. Captain Falcon grabs and pulls them up with ease. Samus opens the hatch and everyone hops in.*
Kirby: What...happened?!
*The group looks around the ship as they find everyone in it lying on the floor.*
Kirby: They're not...dead, are they!?
Samus: No, they are sleep. Someone must have used sleeping gas. I don't see anyone else, though...
*Samus runs to the cockpit's controls. She examines the controls and settings.*
Samus: Well, whoever did this doesn't fully understand how to work my ship but they did manage to set the ship to circle the mountain.
Yoshi: Why would you hijack a ship and not know how to fly it?
C.Falcon: Damn those seals! Who do they think they are, hijacking armored muffin's ship like that?!
Yoshi: Falcon! How many times do I have to tell you that SEALS DON'T HIJACK SH-
*Yoshi's sentence is cut off as the door to the backroom opens. A large Topi and three seals exit the backroom and stop infront of the group, shocked.*
C.Falcon: Ah-hah! I was right!
Yoshi: I don't understand!
Topi: Get off of my ship!
Samus: Your ship? *The seals clap and wail* this is MY ship! Leave now or be forced out!
Topi: I own this ship now. I always wanted a ship. Now I have one.
C.Falcon: You bastard! You will give her back her ship now!
Topi: That's a woman? I thought it was a man tweaking his voice a bit. *Laughs*
C.Falcon: BASTARD!!!
*Enraged about the comment the Topi made about his "Armored Muffin", Captain Falcon charges forward with a Falcon Punch. He makes a direct hit with the Topi, but it doesn't seem to have done anything.*
Popo: Falcon! Careful! That's not an ordinary Topi!
*The Topi swings his fist, and knocks Captain Falcon all the way across the ships room. Everyone prepares for a battle. The three seals jump Popo and Nana. The Topi grabs Yoshi and tosses him to the side. Kirby readies his hammer. Samus helps Captain Falcon up.*
C.Falcon: I'm okay, armored muffin.
Samus: And to think, I was trying to avoid having battles on my ship.
*The Topi picks up Kirby, but Kirby turns into a stone. The Topi throws Kirby anyway. Popo and Nana's hammer spin blow the seals away. Yoshi gets up but trips over a sleeping Zelda. He then kicks her sleeping body and mumbles. Samus launches a missile at the Topi, but the impact only knocks the Topi back a few inches.*
Nana: The Topi is strong...a little too strong.
Kirby: What are we going to do?
C.Falcon: It's quite obvious that we should throw them off the ship.
Samus: Falcon...that's a great idea!
Yoshi: Falcon had a good idea? Impossible!
*Samus opens the hatch of the ship and Popo and Nana smack the seals out one by one. Everyone gangs up on the Topi and begins to beat on him. Falcon finishes the Topi off with a Falcon Punch. This time, the Topi is knocked through the hatch and disappears in the blizzard. Not long afterwards, everyone wakes up.*
Zelda: Ohhh...I feel like someone kicked me.
Kirby: ...Yoshi did it!
Yoshi: Snitch!
*Slap*
Yoshi: Ouch!
Zelda: Kicking me while I was sleep?!
Yoshi: You shouldn't have been laying in my way!
Mario: What-a happened?
C.Falcon: Seals hijacked the ship!
Yoshi: Technically, a Topi hijacked it. The seals were just helping.
Samus: I guess it had a sleep bomb that knocked everyone out.
*Whip*
Peach: Why didn't you stop them from coming in here?!
Toad: I didn't know they were coming!
*Whip*
Toad: Ah!
Peach: I told you NO EXCUSES!
C.Falcon: Hey, don't whip the little guy like that!
Peach: What...hey, you are one hunk of man!
C.Falcon: Well, um...
*Peach drops the whip and runs over to Falcon. She hops in his arms and throws her arms around his neck.*
Peach: *twirling her finger on Falcon's chest* you wouldn't mind keeping a girl company, would you?
Mario: PEACH-A!
Fox: *mumbling* I told you she was a tramp.
C.Falcon: Well...uh...sorry to disappoint you miss Peach but-
Samus: He's already taken.
Peach: Taken by whom? Surely he can't be taken by a galactic bimbo such as yourself?
Samus: He's mine and proud of it, you royal Hussy.
Fox: I was looking forward to some entertainment. It seems that the wench and the tramp are fighting.
Yoshi: Why are they fighting over Falcon? It looked like Samus didn't even want Falcon in the first place. Why can't they fight over me?
Gannondorf: They aren't fighting over you because they know that big arse dinosaur owns you.
Yoshi: She doesn't own me!
Gannondorf: Sure...
Yoshi: SHYLA DOES NOT OWN ME!
Zelda: How does it feel to get picked on, Yoshi? Who's genderless, or in this case, owned by a big arse dinosaur now?
Yoshi: This isn't funny!
C.Falcon: I cannot cheat on my armored muffin!
Peach: Fawk that galactic bimbo!
Samus: Falcon, put the royal hussy down!
Mario: Let-a go of Peach-a now!
Samus: What? Falcon doesn't want that royal hussy!
Mario: Royal Hussy? She is MY royal-a hussy! Falcon-a cannot-a have her without-a a fight-a!
Peach: Mario, shut up! I'm not going through all this just for him. Besides, there is a much better man in this ship!
*Peach hops out of Falcon's arms and Mario runs towards her. She turns away from Mario and bends down near Fox, who was enjoying the little argument.*
Peach: I...never realized how sexy and handsome Fox was until now.
Zelda: What?! Are you sure you didn't sip some of that gin?
Peach: Now THIS is a real man! *Scratching fox's ear*
Fox: Wha?
Peach: Hold me Fox!
*Peach puts her hand up to her head and falls backwards into Fox's arms.*
Mario: Fox-a! Let-a her go!
Fox: Huh? Tramps aren't my type. Wenches, yes. Tramps? Hell no. You can have her-
*Peach reawakens in Fox's arms with a shock. She slaps him and runs over to Mario.*
Mario: Peach-a! Are you back-a to normal?
Peach: Why was that filthy animal holding me?
Mario: You were flirting with him-a not-a too long-a ago.
Peach: Mario this is no time to be joking!
Mario: But-a you were!
Popo: You guys are strange.
To Be Continued...
Samus: I want my damn ship back!
C.Falcon: No one steals armored muffins' ship and gets away with it! Those seals will pay!
Yoshi: Falcon, seals don't hijack ships!
Nana: Standing out here isn't going to get us anything! I'm getting pissed again!
Popo: Let's go back to the house!
Kirby: The blizzard is so bad that I can't even see the house anymore!
Popo: I think there is a cave over here!
*Popo backs up into the mountain wall and feels along the side of it until he stumbles into darkness. "In here!" he yells to the others. The others follow his voice. Samus follows until she stops after hearing a familiar sound.*
Kirby: Samus, get in here!
Samus: I heard something...familiar.
C.Falcon: Come on armored muffin!
*Samus completely ignores her group calling her to come into the cave. She walks in the opposite direction and disappears in the raging blizzard.*
Yoshi: Samus' stubborn arse! She should have come in here!
Kirby: What are we going to do now!?
C.Falcon. Armored muffin might not be okay! I have to check on her!
*Captain Falcon charges out of the cave after his "Armored Muffin" and disappears into the blizzard.*
Kirby: Now what?!
Popo: I say we follow them. There isn't a point in being separated from them.
Kirby: I guess you're right.
*The others walk out of the cave and into the blizzard, holding on tight to each other. Captain Falcon reaches the ledge where Samus' ship was parked. He sees Samus standing on the edge of it. He struggles against the blizzard to reach her.*
C.Falcon: Samus! Armored Muffin! Get away from the ledge!
Samus: Hush Falcon! I hear it again!
*The rest of the group reaches the ledge and struggle against the raging blizzard to reach Falcon and Samus.*
Kirby: Falcon! Samus! Why are we here?!
Samus: When I tell everyone to jump, we all jump!
Yoshi: What?! Are you crazy?!
Samus: Trust me...don't you hear it too?
*Everyone gets quiet and hears a noise, despite the sound of a raging blizzard; they hear the familiar sound of the throttles on Samus' ship. "Jump!" screams Samus. They all jump off of the ledge and land on something hard...and it's moving! It's the top of Samus' ship. Nana finds herself, slipping off the side of the ship. Popo grabs her but starts to slip too. Captain Falcon grabs and pulls them up with ease. Samus opens the hatch and everyone hops in.*
Kirby: What...happened?!
*The group looks around the ship as they find everyone in it lying on the floor.*
Kirby: They're not...dead, are they!?
Samus: No, they are sleep. Someone must have used sleeping gas. I don't see anyone else, though...
*Samus runs to the cockpit's controls. She examines the controls and settings.*
Samus: Well, whoever did this doesn't fully understand how to work my ship but they did manage to set the ship to circle the mountain.
Yoshi: Why would you hijack a ship and not know how to fly it?
C.Falcon: Damn those seals! Who do they think they are, hijacking armored muffin's ship like that?!
Yoshi: Falcon! How many times do I have to tell you that SEALS DON'T HIJACK SH-
*Yoshi's sentence is cut off as the door to the backroom opens. A large Topi and three seals exit the backroom and stop infront of the group, shocked.*
C.Falcon: Ah-hah! I was right!
Yoshi: I don't understand!
Topi: Get off of my ship!
Samus: Your ship? *The seals clap and wail* this is MY ship! Leave now or be forced out!
Topi: I own this ship now. I always wanted a ship. Now I have one.
C.Falcon: You bastard! You will give her back her ship now!
Topi: That's a woman? I thought it was a man tweaking his voice a bit. *Laughs*
C.Falcon: BASTARD!!!
*Enraged about the comment the Topi made about his "Armored Muffin", Captain Falcon charges forward with a Falcon Punch. He makes a direct hit with the Topi, but it doesn't seem to have done anything.*
Popo: Falcon! Careful! That's not an ordinary Topi!
*The Topi swings his fist, and knocks Captain Falcon all the way across the ships room. Everyone prepares for a battle. The three seals jump Popo and Nana. The Topi grabs Yoshi and tosses him to the side. Kirby readies his hammer. Samus helps Captain Falcon up.*
C.Falcon: I'm okay, armored muffin.
Samus: And to think, I was trying to avoid having battles on my ship.
*The Topi picks up Kirby, but Kirby turns into a stone. The Topi throws Kirby anyway. Popo and Nana's hammer spin blow the seals away. Yoshi gets up but trips over a sleeping Zelda. He then kicks her sleeping body and mumbles. Samus launches a missile at the Topi, but the impact only knocks the Topi back a few inches.*
Nana: The Topi is strong...a little too strong.
Kirby: What are we going to do?
C.Falcon: It's quite obvious that we should throw them off the ship.
Samus: Falcon...that's a great idea!
Yoshi: Falcon had a good idea? Impossible!
*Samus opens the hatch of the ship and Popo and Nana smack the seals out one by one. Everyone gangs up on the Topi and begins to beat on him. Falcon finishes the Topi off with a Falcon Punch. This time, the Topi is knocked through the hatch and disappears in the blizzard. Not long afterwards, everyone wakes up.*
Zelda: Ohhh...I feel like someone kicked me.
Kirby: ...Yoshi did it!
Yoshi: Snitch!
*Slap*
Yoshi: Ouch!
Zelda: Kicking me while I was sleep?!
Yoshi: You shouldn't have been laying in my way!
Mario: What-a happened?
C.Falcon: Seals hijacked the ship!
Yoshi: Technically, a Topi hijacked it. The seals were just helping.
Samus: I guess it had a sleep bomb that knocked everyone out.
*Whip*
Peach: Why didn't you stop them from coming in here?!
Toad: I didn't know they were coming!
*Whip*
Toad: Ah!
Peach: I told you NO EXCUSES!
C.Falcon: Hey, don't whip the little guy like that!
Peach: What...hey, you are one hunk of man!
C.Falcon: Well, um...
*Peach drops the whip and runs over to Falcon. She hops in his arms and throws her arms around his neck.*
Peach: *twirling her finger on Falcon's chest* you wouldn't mind keeping a girl company, would you?
Mario: PEACH-A!
Fox: *mumbling* I told you she was a tramp.
C.Falcon: Well...uh...sorry to disappoint you miss Peach but-
Samus: He's already taken.
Peach: Taken by whom? Surely he can't be taken by a galactic bimbo such as yourself?
Samus: He's mine and proud of it, you royal Hussy.
Fox: I was looking forward to some entertainment. It seems that the wench and the tramp are fighting.
Yoshi: Why are they fighting over Falcon? It looked like Samus didn't even want Falcon in the first place. Why can't they fight over me?
Gannondorf: They aren't fighting over you because they know that big arse dinosaur owns you.
Yoshi: She doesn't own me!
Gannondorf: Sure...
Yoshi: SHYLA DOES NOT OWN ME!
Zelda: How does it feel to get picked on, Yoshi? Who's genderless, or in this case, owned by a big arse dinosaur now?
Yoshi: This isn't funny!
C.Falcon: I cannot cheat on my armored muffin!
Peach: Fawk that galactic bimbo!
Samus: Falcon, put the royal hussy down!
Mario: Let-a go of Peach-a now!
Samus: What? Falcon doesn't want that royal hussy!
Mario: Royal Hussy? She is MY royal-a hussy! Falcon-a cannot-a have her without-a a fight-a!
Peach: Mario, shut up! I'm not going through all this just for him. Besides, there is a much better man in this ship!
*Peach hops out of Falcon's arms and Mario runs towards her. She turns away from Mario and bends down near Fox, who was enjoying the little argument.*
Peach: I...never realized how sexy and handsome Fox was until now.
Zelda: What?! Are you sure you didn't sip some of that gin?
Peach: Now THIS is a real man! *Scratching fox's ear*
Fox: Wha?
Peach: Hold me Fox!
*Peach puts her hand up to her head and falls backwards into Fox's arms.*
Mario: Fox-a! Let-a her go!
Fox: Huh? Tramps aren't my type. Wenches, yes. Tramps? Hell no. You can have her-
*Peach reawakens in Fox's arms with a shock. She slaps him and runs over to Mario.*
Mario: Peach-a! Are you back-a to normal?
Peach: Why was that filthy animal holding me?
Mario: You were flirting with him-a not-a too long-a ago.
Peach: Mario this is no time to be joking!
Mario: But-a you were!
Popo: You guys are strange.
To Be Continued...