School SUCKS! Who would have known that the first week would be so busy?!
Chapter 12: Don't Rival My Cuteness
*After a few more strange events, the group finally settles down to figure out which mascot to get next. They seem to have all come to an agreement...all but one.*
Samus: It's settled. We are getting Pikachu next.
Kirby: No!
Zelda: Kirby...why don't you want to get Pikachu? Is there someone else you want to get first?
Kirby: No! I don't want that rodent to come with us at all.
Yoshi: Kirby actually has a grudge against someone? That's news to me!
Kirby: This is not a joking matter! I do not want him to come!
Zelda: Is there any reason that you don't want him to come?
Kirby: ...well I am the leader. If I don't want him to come then he shouldn't have to come!
Samus: You are acting pretty childish. And you haven't been acting like a leader lately.
Kirby: What?
C.Falcon: Armored Muffin is right. She has been doing everything; maybe she should be our leader!
Kirby: Falcon...no one asked you...
C.Falcon: Asked me what?
Kirby: Shut up...please...
Nana: I should be assassinating the person who got away from me right now!
Popo: Nana...you're not supposed to be thinking about that.
Nana: But...just seeing their blood stained on my dagger would give me much pleasure! And I'd be getting paid aswell!
Peach: *whispering to Mario* She just screams "Psycho".
Mario: Peach...
Fox: Heh, hypocrite.
Peach: What was that?!
Fox: What did you think it was?
Peach: Mario...do something about him...
Mario: Peach, just ignore him-a and-a maybe he'll shut-a up.
Yoshi: Come on Kirby. Out with it! Why don't you like Pikachu?
Kirby: It's...
Yoshi: Oh...I can see it on your face. Jealousy.
Zelda: Kirby, are you jealous of Pikachu?
Kirby: So what if I am?
Samus: What is it that you are jealous of Pikachu for? Is it the fame and glory? Don't worry, we all have our own set of loyal fans.
Kirby: It's not that...
Fox: Ah...the punk probably got his arse kicked and holds it against the damn Pokemon.
Kirby: I DID NOT GET MY ARSE KICKED BY THAT RODENT!
Gdorf: I'm pretty sure the byatch is upset over nothing important.
Kirby: This is important...and I AM NOT A BYATCH!
Gdorf: ...Byatch...
Yoshi: Just tell us what you are jealous of now !
Kirby: It's...it's the fact that Pikachu rivals my cuteness.
Popo: Is that all? Is that the reason why you had everyone worried? You do realize that Nana and I combined could make your cuteness turn into ugliness with our own cuteness...but I hate being "cute".
Kirby: This is important...for years; I have been the cute Nintendo Mascot...I was rivaled by no other because there wasn't a Nintendo Mascot as cute as me. It was like my job to be cute...and then...that...that disgusting rodent and a hundred other Pokemon come from nowhere and became a part of the world of Nintendo.
Mario: You have to admit-a that-a they came from-a nowhere!
Kirby: Well...was I worried? No. Infact, I was glad that we had another world added to the world of Nintendo. Of course, and electric rat would never rival my cuteness. But when we met that day, I realized just how cute he really was. Not only was he cute, but extremely popular amongst many at the time. I eventually entered a cute contest to reassure myself that I was the cutest of them all.
Peach: Hey, I remember that contest! I hosted it!
Kirby: All was going well...until I saw him. He had entered the contest aswell. We both beat all of the other contestants with no problem…but when it came down to just us two...he won. And as he stood on the table next to the trophy twice his size...he looked straight at me with his dark and cold eyes reeking with evilness, he said the most menacing words I had ever heard. Those words were... "Pika, Pika!" I soon realized that this creature was the most evil thing to ever walk the lands of Nintendo.
Yoshi: Great...you are afraid of an electric rodent.
C.Falcon: Kirby, you talk too much.
Samus: Well, since you seem to be so afraid of Pikachu, you don't have to come with us to get it.
Kirby: I am not afraid of that rodent!
Samus: We are here...this should be quick. Requires no more than one person, and I shall be the one to leave. No one better do anything funny.
C.Falcon: I'll keep an eye on everyone, Armored Muffin!
Samus: Don't you ever get tired of calling me that?
C.Falcon: Why, I will never get tired of addressing my bounty huntress!
Samus: Whatever...I'll be back soon.
*Samus taps a button on the cockpit of the ship and the hatch on the top of the ship opens. Samus quickly hops out of the hatch and it closes.*
Yoshi: You know...I'm starting to doubt that you and Samus are in a relationship.
C.Falcon: She is only acting like this because you all are around. If we were alone, she wouldn't hesitate to shift into her romantic mode.
Yoshi: Hmm...I guess it would destroy her bad-arse image.
*Samus jumps off of her ship and realizes that she is in a forest full of Pokemon. She walks and almost trips over a Bulbasaur. She quickly walks around it as it stares her down. She hears voices up ahead and walks between a series of trees. She appears between Ash and Team Rocket.*
Jesse: Give us the Pikachu!
Ash: Never! No one will ever get my Pikachu!
Samus: *ahem* excuse me but could I borrow your Pikachu?
Ash: Sure.
*Ash picks up his Pikachu and gives it to Samus without a second thought.*
James: You bastard...you just gave your Pikachu over without a second thought!
Ash: Yeah...but my Pikachu is getting borrowed. You guys want to keep Pikachu all to yourselves.
Jesse: Well, can we borrow it?
Ash: Too late!
Jesse: Grrr...we will just have to take the Pikachu from that...person?
*Samus charges her cannon and unleashes it upon Team Rocket, blowing them into the air.*
Team Rocket: Team Rocket's blasting off a-
*Before Team Rocket can even finish their phrase, a missile blows them into oblivion. Samus disappears into the forest and reappears infront of her ship, with Pikachu in her arms. She hops through the hatch to find the usual going on.*
Zelda: NO, YOU CANNOT POKE MY CHEST!
Yoshi: Why would I poke it when I know your breasts are artificial anyway.
*Slap*
Yoshi: Ouch!
Zelda: MY BREASTS ARE NOT ARTIFICIAL!
Yoshi: You are starting to slap harder now. Maybe I should wear a face guard.
Samus: We've got our Pokemon!
C.Falcon: Armored Muffin...what happened? We heard an explosion.
Samus: I was just destroying some annoying trash.
Fox: You are the annoying trash that needs to be destroyed.
Samus: Quiet, or I will not provide you with anymore alcohol.
Fox: Fine...as long as you keep the tramp from going psycho again.
Peach: Excuse me?! I am not a tramp and I have no idea what you are talking about!
Fox: Typical of a tramp not to remember what she did earlier.
Peach: Toad? TOAD!
Toad: ...
Samus: Fox, enough.
Fox: I know you secretly agree with me.
Samus: ...
To Be Continued...
Chapter 12: Don't Rival My Cuteness
*After a few more strange events, the group finally settles down to figure out which mascot to get next. They seem to have all come to an agreement...all but one.*
Samus: It's settled. We are getting Pikachu next.
Kirby: No!
Zelda: Kirby...why don't you want to get Pikachu? Is there someone else you want to get first?
Kirby: No! I don't want that rodent to come with us at all.
Yoshi: Kirby actually has a grudge against someone? That's news to me!
Kirby: This is not a joking matter! I do not want him to come!
Zelda: Is there any reason that you don't want him to come?
Kirby: ...well I am the leader. If I don't want him to come then he shouldn't have to come!
Samus: You are acting pretty childish. And you haven't been acting like a leader lately.
Kirby: What?
C.Falcon: Armored Muffin is right. She has been doing everything; maybe she should be our leader!
Kirby: Falcon...no one asked you...
C.Falcon: Asked me what?
Kirby: Shut up...please...
Nana: I should be assassinating the person who got away from me right now!
Popo: Nana...you're not supposed to be thinking about that.
Nana: But...just seeing their blood stained on my dagger would give me much pleasure! And I'd be getting paid aswell!
Peach: *whispering to Mario* She just screams "Psycho".
Mario: Peach...
Fox: Heh, hypocrite.
Peach: What was that?!
Fox: What did you think it was?
Peach: Mario...do something about him...
Mario: Peach, just ignore him-a and-a maybe he'll shut-a up.
Yoshi: Come on Kirby. Out with it! Why don't you like Pikachu?
Kirby: It's...
Yoshi: Oh...I can see it on your face. Jealousy.
Zelda: Kirby, are you jealous of Pikachu?
Kirby: So what if I am?
Samus: What is it that you are jealous of Pikachu for? Is it the fame and glory? Don't worry, we all have our own set of loyal fans.
Kirby: It's not that...
Fox: Ah...the punk probably got his arse kicked and holds it against the damn Pokemon.
Kirby: I DID NOT GET MY ARSE KICKED BY THAT RODENT!
Gdorf: I'm pretty sure the byatch is upset over nothing important.
Kirby: This is important...and I AM NOT A BYATCH!
Gdorf: ...Byatch...
Yoshi: Just tell us what you are jealous of now !
Kirby: It's...it's the fact that Pikachu rivals my cuteness.
Popo: Is that all? Is that the reason why you had everyone worried? You do realize that Nana and I combined could make your cuteness turn into ugliness with our own cuteness...but I hate being "cute".
Kirby: This is important...for years; I have been the cute Nintendo Mascot...I was rivaled by no other because there wasn't a Nintendo Mascot as cute as me. It was like my job to be cute...and then...that...that disgusting rodent and a hundred other Pokemon come from nowhere and became a part of the world of Nintendo.
Mario: You have to admit-a that-a they came from-a nowhere!
Kirby: Well...was I worried? No. Infact, I was glad that we had another world added to the world of Nintendo. Of course, and electric rat would never rival my cuteness. But when we met that day, I realized just how cute he really was. Not only was he cute, but extremely popular amongst many at the time. I eventually entered a cute contest to reassure myself that I was the cutest of them all.
Peach: Hey, I remember that contest! I hosted it!
Kirby: All was going well...until I saw him. He had entered the contest aswell. We both beat all of the other contestants with no problem…but when it came down to just us two...he won. And as he stood on the table next to the trophy twice his size...he looked straight at me with his dark and cold eyes reeking with evilness, he said the most menacing words I had ever heard. Those words were... "Pika, Pika!" I soon realized that this creature was the most evil thing to ever walk the lands of Nintendo.
Yoshi: Great...you are afraid of an electric rodent.
C.Falcon: Kirby, you talk too much.
Samus: Well, since you seem to be so afraid of Pikachu, you don't have to come with us to get it.
Kirby: I am not afraid of that rodent!
Samus: We are here...this should be quick. Requires no more than one person, and I shall be the one to leave. No one better do anything funny.
C.Falcon: I'll keep an eye on everyone, Armored Muffin!
Samus: Don't you ever get tired of calling me that?
C.Falcon: Why, I will never get tired of addressing my bounty huntress!
Samus: Whatever...I'll be back soon.
*Samus taps a button on the cockpit of the ship and the hatch on the top of the ship opens. Samus quickly hops out of the hatch and it closes.*
Yoshi: You know...I'm starting to doubt that you and Samus are in a relationship.
C.Falcon: She is only acting like this because you all are around. If we were alone, she wouldn't hesitate to shift into her romantic mode.
Yoshi: Hmm...I guess it would destroy her bad-arse image.
*Samus jumps off of her ship and realizes that she is in a forest full of Pokemon. She walks and almost trips over a Bulbasaur. She quickly walks around it as it stares her down. She hears voices up ahead and walks between a series of trees. She appears between Ash and Team Rocket.*
Jesse: Give us the Pikachu!
Ash: Never! No one will ever get my Pikachu!
Samus: *ahem* excuse me but could I borrow your Pikachu?
Ash: Sure.
*Ash picks up his Pikachu and gives it to Samus without a second thought.*
James: You bastard...you just gave your Pikachu over without a second thought!
Ash: Yeah...but my Pikachu is getting borrowed. You guys want to keep Pikachu all to yourselves.
Jesse: Well, can we borrow it?
Ash: Too late!
Jesse: Grrr...we will just have to take the Pikachu from that...person?
*Samus charges her cannon and unleashes it upon Team Rocket, blowing them into the air.*
Team Rocket: Team Rocket's blasting off a-
*Before Team Rocket can even finish their phrase, a missile blows them into oblivion. Samus disappears into the forest and reappears infront of her ship, with Pikachu in her arms. She hops through the hatch to find the usual going on.*
Zelda: NO, YOU CANNOT POKE MY CHEST!
Yoshi: Why would I poke it when I know your breasts are artificial anyway.
*Slap*
Yoshi: Ouch!
Zelda: MY BREASTS ARE NOT ARTIFICIAL!
Yoshi: You are starting to slap harder now. Maybe I should wear a face guard.
Samus: We've got our Pokemon!
C.Falcon: Armored Muffin...what happened? We heard an explosion.
Samus: I was just destroying some annoying trash.
Fox: You are the annoying trash that needs to be destroyed.
Samus: Quiet, or I will not provide you with anymore alcohol.
Fox: Fine...as long as you keep the tramp from going psycho again.
Peach: Excuse me?! I am not a tramp and I have no idea what you are talking about!
Fox: Typical of a tramp not to remember what she did earlier.
Peach: Toad? TOAD!
Toad: ...
Samus: Fox, enough.
Fox: I know you secretly agree with me.
Samus: ...
To Be Continued...