Q&A!
This is some old questions and answers thing I did on the message board I was writing this for. I thought that this shouldn't have been left out, although no one here got the chance to ask questions (don't worry, I'm doign something like this that FF.net members can participate in later on). This isn't te original...well it is but the character's input is included aswell.
It's time for our first group of questions. YAY! I am lucky I got to these, this connection is acting quite fawked up (Yoshi: Step One, DITCH AOL!)
Claude: Our very first question comes from...wimker! His question is directed too Ganondorf! It reads... "My question is for G-dorf: Do you have any plans to take advantage of all these good characters in a confined space? Any evil plans mustering in your mind?
~wim"
Ganondorf: SHHHH!!!! It is too risky to reveal such plans in the mist of the very people I might destroy. Besides, I could use some of those byatches before I destroy them. Wait, why am I telling you any of this?
Claude: Because it is a way for the fans to interact with the characters. Now be gone, there are more questions to be answered.
Ganondorf: I go where I please. I am staying right here. (Claude: If I really wanted him to go, I would have forced him.)
Claude: FINE! Stay there and be ignored as I read the next question...from OnslaughtRM! Wow...he has a few questions...let us begin.
Onslaught asks..."To Pikachu, what is your opinion on the system of slavery that is the whole Pokemon world?"
Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu!
Claude: ...*whispers* everyone knows you can talk becasue you have the collar on.
Pikachu: *whispering* what if I don't want to answer the question?
Claude: Answer it so we can move on!
Pikachu: Well...I wouldn't call it slavery. I'd call some sort of cooperation. For we Pokemon could kill our trainers in a snap if we wanted to. But a Pokemon will willingly fight for it's trainer if they have a close bond. But then, there are those abusive trainers...I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I WILL HUNT ALL OF YOU DOWN. (Claude: ...did that even make sense? Pikachu: That's why I didn't want to answer the question!)
Claude: Okay...Onslaught's next question was:
"To Nana, if you could kill anyone, who would it be? "
Nana: It would be Gannondorf. His dumbarse keeps bothering me. Does he not realize that I do not want to be a villain? He can't even come up with good reasons why I should...except for the black parka. (Gannondorf: I sense the dark side in this one...)
Claude: His next question...
"To Gdorf, what are you waiting for man! Destroy and conquer! You have Link and Zelda in the ship waiting for you to destroy them! Do it! (alright, this isn't much of a question)"
Ganondorf: HAH! I knew it was a good idea to stay. I will conquer when the time is right...you just wait and see. (Claude: We waited, and we saw NOTHING.)
Claude: *Mumble* ... the next question...
"To Mario and Peach, what are your plans when you find Luigi, and will a torture chamber filled with Virtual Boys be involved?"
Peach: Our plans...well, the torture will start with the classic whipping. Luigi will pay!
Mario: Hmm...I never thought-a of the using the Vitural-a Boy...
Peach: Virtual Boy...let us set up the dungeon! (Peach: Hey! We never did that!)
Claude: ...you go do that. Our final questions are from SuperSonic8. His questions read...
"this question is for you clade will add jiggleypuff and make here Kirby's girl friend."
Claude: *sniff* SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY CONSIDERATE AND ASKED ME A QUESTION! (Claude: Which didn't happen often. Yoshi: Well I have a question to ask: WHY WASN'T I INCLUDED IN THIS?! Claude: Because no one asked questions about you! Yoshi: Well, you could have made some up!) I'm so happy To tell you the truth, I haven't come up with a solid base for Jigglypuff...but I will soon (Claude: I have a base for Jigglypuff. The question, now, is how to get her in the story…). And Jigglypuff will eventually be in the story...or the next
"this question is for kirby do you have a crush on anyone ?"
Kirby: ...how could you ask me something like that *blush* crushes are suppose to be secret.
Claude: Does the blushing actually mean you do have a crush on someone? AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT?!
Kirby: ...
Claude: Well, that's it for this round of questions. I am still in the middle of the next chapter so keep your eye out for it. I will find out who you have a crush on.
Kirby: ...no you won't (Precis: A crush! How cute! Kirby: No it's not!)
Claude: two new questions have just come up...both from Nikovich (we all knew he would ask a question )
to Samus: "Do you really like Captain Falcon or are you just humoring his cornball ass?"
Samus: You won't believe how many times I am asked that question. Falcon actually interests me. I believe our relationship will go somewhere...hopefully, not down the gutter. He also has good intentions for I would never be caught with someone like Bowser. That disgusting reptile.
Claude: Heh..."cornball ass"
Samus: That IS NOT funny!
Claude: His second question...we all knew it was coming...
to Fox: "We all know you could beat the ass of everyone in that ship (Claude: HAH! Fox: You think that is funny?), so there must be something keeping you there besides kirby's proof of you and Pepper's daughter. Also, it would only be his word vs yours, and Pepper would never believe anyone over you. So what are your REAL motives for staying?"
Fox: I am obviously using the fawkers to get to Miyamoto. I have plans for him...and once those plans are complete, I will exterminate there arses! Everyone of them! I also hard (Claude: Hard? Fox: HEARD! You are the one with bad spelling! Claude: My spelling is just fine!) some stupid fawkers say that I got owned in the first story. I DID NOT GET OWNED. I simply let that happen for I knew it would have good results for me. SO SHUT YOUR DUMB ARSES UP!
Claude: Yeah, yeah...you didn't get owned ( ). And no, you will not exterminate all of the characters. I wouldn't have enough characters for my story if you did.
Fox: Be that way you stupid fawker!
Claude: J0 momma!
Fox: Where is that damn shotgun...
Claude: Fawk this...well that is it for all of the questions tonight!
Fox: There it is...come here fawker!
Claude: Bye! *speeds off* (Claude: Meh...now that I think about it, Fox couldn't touch me. I have the ultra powerful Phase Gun...and he has a mere Shotgun. Fox: You weren't saying that THEN!)
Claude: Both of these questions are from SupaProxy and are for Kirby...the hell kind of questions are these?
Kirby: What? Lemme see!
"Kirby, have you and Pikachu ever have wild pationate jungle sex?
kirby, when was the last time you sat on a toilet and did it hurt? if it hurt please go into detail about why it hurt and how much it hurt." (Claude: And I repeat, "the hell kind of questions are these?")
Kirby: WTF?
Claude: You can say that again.
Kirby: WTF?
Claude: SupaProxy is somewhat of a pervert. (Kirby: Somewhat was an understatement)
Kirby: WTF?
Claude: You can stop now. (Kirby: WTF? Claude: That one is acceptable because I feel like saying that every time I read SupaProxy's question.)
Kirby: I never expected to get hit with a question like this!
Claude: Perverted questions from a perverted mind (Precis: Exactly)
Kirby: Me and Pikachu? UGH! I am going to puke *runs off*
Claude: *slaps SupaProxy* (Zelda: I do the slapping! Claude: And punching! Yoshi: ...) Look what you did Oh, well. As long as he doesn't puke on the floor.
Kirby: Um, a little clean up over here? (Precis: Kirby is so cute! Kirby: No, I am not. *sweatdrop*)
Claude: *sigh*
We have more questions...okay, both of them are from the same person but it's still new questions. Both are from Pollo2002
"I have 2 questions
First one is for Bowser: What are you gonna do with Samus if they don't give you Peach?"
Bowser: First of all, it will teach them that I mean business. Second, I haven't raped anything in awhile, and Samus is the next best thing to Peach...although the experience will be nothing like the one I had with Peach.
Claude: And you may never have that experience with Peach again
Bowser: WHAT? I BETTER GET MY TIME WITH PEACH AGAIN! (Bowser: I didn't! You will pay for that! Claude: Threatening the author is not a good idea.)
"Second one is for you Kirby: Do you think you can ever be Pikachu's friend? I mean, now that he talks, he is not so cute and you are as cute as ever."
Kirby: Me? Friends with that? NEVAR! (Pikachu: My feelings are hurt…)
Claude: You are quite stubborn. I never realized that... (Claude: I wonder why I didn't realize that until then?)
Kirby: I AM NOT STUBBORN!
Claude: There are some issues I want to clear up...it seems that some people think the fanfic has stopped because of the questions...that's not true. I am still working on the new chapter, I've just been busy lately. Almost haven't had the time to do these questions
Claude: Our latsest (Fox: Another example of YOUR SUCKY SPELLING! Claude: I'd like to see you do better.) questions come from noodle90210
"1.) for peach, why are you a mean, spoiled *****? shouldn't princesses be kind and helpful? y can't u be more like zelda? can you beat up bowser's candy ass? why are cats red? and am i asking too much questions?"
Peach: What? HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?! Zelda? Haven't you heard, that thing is genderless! (Zelda: I am not! Yoshi: Yes, you are!) I would never be anything like Zelda! And Fawk Bowser! Cat's are not red! What have you been smoking?
Claude: Now now, no insulting the fans. Hopefully, he isn't smoking anything illegal... (Yoshi: It must have been some good stuff!)
"2.) for nana, popo ate your ham sandwich, r u going to do anything to him? "
Nana: Yes, I am going to make him make me another one! If you haven't noticed, I basically own him.
Popo: YOU DO NOT OWN ME!
Claude: Why you two debate over who owns who...I'll get back to work on the newest chapter
Claude: Pollo2002 asks another question:
"Ok, for Samus: Do you pan to marry Falcon in the future?"
Samus: That is actually a good question. Only the future will answer this question... (Samus: ...and the future has yet to answer it...)
C.Falcon: What? Don't you want to marry me, Armored Muffin?
Samus: I never said that I didn't!
Claude: New questions from InvincibleAgent
"Bowser: Do you care about what Captain Falcon might do if you rape Samus?"
Boswer: HAH! As if he COULD do anything to me! Even with a Nuclear warhead the idiot would destroy himself before he'd be able to touch me! (C.Falcon: I am not an idiot!)
"Ganondorf: How do you feel about Samus calling you a "Waste of space" earlier? "
GDorf: As if Samus could comprehend what a waste of space is. The byatch probably didn't even mean what she said. (Samus: You are worse than a waste of space. You are a blackhole sucking up everything around you into a pit of despair. You should be destroyed. Zelda: Amen! Link: ...!)
"Kirby: Could you see Jigglypuff as YOUR TYPE?"
Kirby: It depends on her personality...but that really ain't your business in the first place.
Claude: No disreaspecting the fans. It will be his business in a matter of chapters...
"Kirby: You say that you dislike Pikachu, but does the same thing go for Pichu and Raichu?"
Kirby: I have a reason to dislike that filthy electric rodent. Pichu and Richu (Kirby: You're spelling sucks! Claude: I wrote this in a hurry! Why does everyone think that my spelling sucks?! Fox: Because it DOES!) have yet to give me one.
Claude: Don't you feel atleast a bit threatened by their cuteness?
Kirby: Their cuteness is beneath mine.
Claude: Cocky, now, are we?
Kirby: I AM NOT GETTING COCKY! (Kirby: Okay, now I admit it. I was a bit cocky there. Precis: You are SO cute when you are cocky! Kirby: *sigh*)
"Claude: When are Marth and Roy going to be in the story?"
Claude: Eventually...they will make their appearances. (Claude: Oh, looky. They did! Marth: Why am I not apart of these questions? Claude: Before your time...but you may get your chance in the future.)
This is some old questions and answers thing I did on the message board I was writing this for. I thought that this shouldn't have been left out, although no one here got the chance to ask questions (don't worry, I'm doign something like this that FF.net members can participate in later on). This isn't te original...well it is but the character's input is included aswell.
It's time for our first group of questions. YAY! I am lucky I got to these, this connection is acting quite fawked up (Yoshi: Step One, DITCH AOL!)
Claude: Our very first question comes from...wimker! His question is directed too Ganondorf! It reads... "My question is for G-dorf: Do you have any plans to take advantage of all these good characters in a confined space? Any evil plans mustering in your mind?
~wim"
Ganondorf: SHHHH!!!! It is too risky to reveal such plans in the mist of the very people I might destroy. Besides, I could use some of those byatches before I destroy them. Wait, why am I telling you any of this?
Claude: Because it is a way for the fans to interact with the characters. Now be gone, there are more questions to be answered.
Ganondorf: I go where I please. I am staying right here. (Claude: If I really wanted him to go, I would have forced him.)
Claude: FINE! Stay there and be ignored as I read the next question...from OnslaughtRM! Wow...he has a few questions...let us begin.
Onslaught asks..."To Pikachu, what is your opinion on the system of slavery that is the whole Pokemon world?"
Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu!
Claude: ...*whispers* everyone knows you can talk becasue you have the collar on.
Pikachu: *whispering* what if I don't want to answer the question?
Claude: Answer it so we can move on!
Pikachu: Well...I wouldn't call it slavery. I'd call some sort of cooperation. For we Pokemon could kill our trainers in a snap if we wanted to. But a Pokemon will willingly fight for it's trainer if they have a close bond. But then, there are those abusive trainers...I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I WILL HUNT ALL OF YOU DOWN. (Claude: ...did that even make sense? Pikachu: That's why I didn't want to answer the question!)
Claude: Okay...Onslaught's next question was:
"To Nana, if you could kill anyone, who would it be? "
Nana: It would be Gannondorf. His dumbarse keeps bothering me. Does he not realize that I do not want to be a villain? He can't even come up with good reasons why I should...except for the black parka. (Gannondorf: I sense the dark side in this one...)
Claude: His next question...
"To Gdorf, what are you waiting for man! Destroy and conquer! You have Link and Zelda in the ship waiting for you to destroy them! Do it! (alright, this isn't much of a question)"
Ganondorf: HAH! I knew it was a good idea to stay. I will conquer when the time is right...you just wait and see. (Claude: We waited, and we saw NOTHING.)
Claude: *Mumble* ... the next question...
"To Mario and Peach, what are your plans when you find Luigi, and will a torture chamber filled with Virtual Boys be involved?"
Peach: Our plans...well, the torture will start with the classic whipping. Luigi will pay!
Mario: Hmm...I never thought-a of the using the Vitural-a Boy...
Peach: Virtual Boy...let us set up the dungeon! (Peach: Hey! We never did that!)
Claude: ...you go do that. Our final questions are from SuperSonic8. His questions read...
"this question is for you clade will add jiggleypuff and make here Kirby's girl friend."
Claude: *sniff* SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY CONSIDERATE AND ASKED ME A QUESTION! (Claude: Which didn't happen often. Yoshi: Well I have a question to ask: WHY WASN'T I INCLUDED IN THIS?! Claude: Because no one asked questions about you! Yoshi: Well, you could have made some up!) I'm so happy To tell you the truth, I haven't come up with a solid base for Jigglypuff...but I will soon (Claude: I have a base for Jigglypuff. The question, now, is how to get her in the story…). And Jigglypuff will eventually be in the story...or the next
"this question is for kirby do you have a crush on anyone ?"
Kirby: ...how could you ask me something like that *blush* crushes are suppose to be secret.
Claude: Does the blushing actually mean you do have a crush on someone? AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT?!
Kirby: ...
Claude: Well, that's it for this round of questions. I am still in the middle of the next chapter so keep your eye out for it. I will find out who you have a crush on.
Kirby: ...no you won't (Precis: A crush! How cute! Kirby: No it's not!)
Claude: two new questions have just come up...both from Nikovich (we all knew he would ask a question )
to Samus: "Do you really like Captain Falcon or are you just humoring his cornball ass?"
Samus: You won't believe how many times I am asked that question. Falcon actually interests me. I believe our relationship will go somewhere...hopefully, not down the gutter. He also has good intentions for I would never be caught with someone like Bowser. That disgusting reptile.
Claude: Heh..."cornball ass"
Samus: That IS NOT funny!
Claude: His second question...we all knew it was coming...
to Fox: "We all know you could beat the ass of everyone in that ship (Claude: HAH! Fox: You think that is funny?), so there must be something keeping you there besides kirby's proof of you and Pepper's daughter. Also, it would only be his word vs yours, and Pepper would never believe anyone over you. So what are your REAL motives for staying?"
Fox: I am obviously using the fawkers to get to Miyamoto. I have plans for him...and once those plans are complete, I will exterminate there arses! Everyone of them! I also hard (Claude: Hard? Fox: HEARD! You are the one with bad spelling! Claude: My spelling is just fine!) some stupid fawkers say that I got owned in the first story. I DID NOT GET OWNED. I simply let that happen for I knew it would have good results for me. SO SHUT YOUR DUMB ARSES UP!
Claude: Yeah, yeah...you didn't get owned ( ). And no, you will not exterminate all of the characters. I wouldn't have enough characters for my story if you did.
Fox: Be that way you stupid fawker!
Claude: J0 momma!
Fox: Where is that damn shotgun...
Claude: Fawk this...well that is it for all of the questions tonight!
Fox: There it is...come here fawker!
Claude: Bye! *speeds off* (Claude: Meh...now that I think about it, Fox couldn't touch me. I have the ultra powerful Phase Gun...and he has a mere Shotgun. Fox: You weren't saying that THEN!)
Claude: Both of these questions are from SupaProxy and are for Kirby...the hell kind of questions are these?
Kirby: What? Lemme see!
"Kirby, have you and Pikachu ever have wild pationate jungle sex?
kirby, when was the last time you sat on a toilet and did it hurt? if it hurt please go into detail about why it hurt and how much it hurt." (Claude: And I repeat, "the hell kind of questions are these?")
Kirby: WTF?
Claude: You can say that again.
Kirby: WTF?
Claude: SupaProxy is somewhat of a pervert. (Kirby: Somewhat was an understatement)
Kirby: WTF?
Claude: You can stop now. (Kirby: WTF? Claude: That one is acceptable because I feel like saying that every time I read SupaProxy's question.)
Kirby: I never expected to get hit with a question like this!
Claude: Perverted questions from a perverted mind (Precis: Exactly)
Kirby: Me and Pikachu? UGH! I am going to puke *runs off*
Claude: *slaps SupaProxy* (Zelda: I do the slapping! Claude: And punching! Yoshi: ...) Look what you did Oh, well. As long as he doesn't puke on the floor.
Kirby: Um, a little clean up over here? (Precis: Kirby is so cute! Kirby: No, I am not. *sweatdrop*)
Claude: *sigh*
We have more questions...okay, both of them are from the same person but it's still new questions. Both are from Pollo2002
"I have 2 questions
First one is for Bowser: What are you gonna do with Samus if they don't give you Peach?"
Bowser: First of all, it will teach them that I mean business. Second, I haven't raped anything in awhile, and Samus is the next best thing to Peach...although the experience will be nothing like the one I had with Peach.
Claude: And you may never have that experience with Peach again
Bowser: WHAT? I BETTER GET MY TIME WITH PEACH AGAIN! (Bowser: I didn't! You will pay for that! Claude: Threatening the author is not a good idea.)
"Second one is for you Kirby: Do you think you can ever be Pikachu's friend? I mean, now that he talks, he is not so cute and you are as cute as ever."
Kirby: Me? Friends with that? NEVAR! (Pikachu: My feelings are hurt…)
Claude: You are quite stubborn. I never realized that... (Claude: I wonder why I didn't realize that until then?)
Kirby: I AM NOT STUBBORN!
Claude: There are some issues I want to clear up...it seems that some people think the fanfic has stopped because of the questions...that's not true. I am still working on the new chapter, I've just been busy lately. Almost haven't had the time to do these questions
Claude: Our latsest (Fox: Another example of YOUR SUCKY SPELLING! Claude: I'd like to see you do better.) questions come from noodle90210
"1.) for peach, why are you a mean, spoiled *****? shouldn't princesses be kind and helpful? y can't u be more like zelda? can you beat up bowser's candy ass? why are cats red? and am i asking too much questions?"
Peach: What? HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?! Zelda? Haven't you heard, that thing is genderless! (Zelda: I am not! Yoshi: Yes, you are!) I would never be anything like Zelda! And Fawk Bowser! Cat's are not red! What have you been smoking?
Claude: Now now, no insulting the fans. Hopefully, he isn't smoking anything illegal... (Yoshi: It must have been some good stuff!)
"2.) for nana, popo ate your ham sandwich, r u going to do anything to him? "
Nana: Yes, I am going to make him make me another one! If you haven't noticed, I basically own him.
Popo: YOU DO NOT OWN ME!
Claude: Why you two debate over who owns who...I'll get back to work on the newest chapter
Claude: Pollo2002 asks another question:
"Ok, for Samus: Do you pan to marry Falcon in the future?"
Samus: That is actually a good question. Only the future will answer this question... (Samus: ...and the future has yet to answer it...)
C.Falcon: What? Don't you want to marry me, Armored Muffin?
Samus: I never said that I didn't!
Claude: New questions from InvincibleAgent
"Bowser: Do you care about what Captain Falcon might do if you rape Samus?"
Boswer: HAH! As if he COULD do anything to me! Even with a Nuclear warhead the idiot would destroy himself before he'd be able to touch me! (C.Falcon: I am not an idiot!)
"Ganondorf: How do you feel about Samus calling you a "Waste of space" earlier? "
GDorf: As if Samus could comprehend what a waste of space is. The byatch probably didn't even mean what she said. (Samus: You are worse than a waste of space. You are a blackhole sucking up everything around you into a pit of despair. You should be destroyed. Zelda: Amen! Link: ...!)
"Kirby: Could you see Jigglypuff as YOUR TYPE?"
Kirby: It depends on her personality...but that really ain't your business in the first place.
Claude: No disreaspecting the fans. It will be his business in a matter of chapters...
"Kirby: You say that you dislike Pikachu, but does the same thing go for Pichu and Raichu?"
Kirby: I have a reason to dislike that filthy electric rodent. Pichu and Richu (Kirby: You're spelling sucks! Claude: I wrote this in a hurry! Why does everyone think that my spelling sucks?! Fox: Because it DOES!) have yet to give me one.
Claude: Don't you feel atleast a bit threatened by their cuteness?
Kirby: Their cuteness is beneath mine.
Claude: Cocky, now, are we?
Kirby: I AM NOT GETTING COCKY! (Kirby: Okay, now I admit it. I was a bit cocky there. Precis: You are SO cute when you are cocky! Kirby: *sigh*)
"Claude: When are Marth and Roy going to be in the story?"
Claude: Eventually...they will make their appearances. (Claude: Oh, looky. They did! Marth: Why am I not apart of these questions? Claude: Before your time...but you may get your chance in the future.)