Chapter 15: The Rescue Mission
Fox: I have never seen the fawker go that low.
C.Falcon: Why armored muffin? Why did he have to take her? I have to get her back!
*Fox walks over to Peach and kicks her lightly with his foot, trying to wake her.*
C.Falcon: What are you doing? You aren't really thinking about giving her to Bowser, are you?!
Fox: Well, why not?
C.Falcon: You monster!
Fox: Heh, Peach is only going to be our ticket into the castle. Once we get in there, Bowser's arse will be kicked.
C.Falcon: I am going to kick his arse. You get Samus out of there.
Fox: Fawk Samus! I am only going there to kick Bowser's arse, not to save the wench.
Peach: *waking up* what...is with all of the yelling?
C.Falcon: Ms. Peach...we need your assistance in helping us save armored muffin.
Peach: Us?
C.Falcon: Fox and I are going.
Peach: I am not going anywhere with him!
Fox: Look, tramp, we just need-
*Peach walks up and slaps Fox across the face. Fox simply slaps her back. Peach stumbles backwards and bangs her head into the side of the ship. She holds her head for a moment as she transforms into "Crazy Tramp" again. She, once again, takes her crown and high-heels off while loosening her hair. She then runs up to Fox and throws her arms over him.*
Peach: You were saying...you wanted my help? I'd do anything for a man like you.
Fox: Well, uh...we need you to come to Bowser's castle with us.
Peach: Can we kick the fawker's arse?
Fox: Sure... she doesn't seem like such a bad tramp after all
C.Falcon: Shall we go?
Peach: He is going? He isn't as much of a man as you are, Fox.
C.Falcon: But we have to save armored muffin!
Peach: That galactic bimbo? Fox, do we have to save her?
Fox: No, we don't. Infact, we can watch Bowser rape the wench.
Peach: I like that idea.
C.Falcon: WHAT?! We are-
Fox: *whispering to Falcon* Shhhhh! We have to manipulate her into coming with us. She might not come if she knows that you are trying to save the wench.
C.Falcon: SAMUS IS NOT A WENCH!
Fox: You're going to wake everyone else up you dumb fawker!
*Peach opens the hatch of the ship and climbs halfway out.*
Peach: Let's hurry up and go! I want some time to spend with Fox after this. *Wink*
*Falcon and Fox also climb out of the ship and make their way to Bowser's castle. Inside of Bowser's Throne room, the chained up Samus is sitting on Bowser's Throne. Bowser's servant, Troopa, is now making several cruel body languages towards Samus after she called him "Bowser's sex toy". Bowser enters the Throne room with a disturbing smile on his face.*
Troopa: Fantasizing about Peach again, sir?
Bowser: I can't help but remember that day...the day I finally got to rape Peach. The constant spinning and flipping of this shell on my very body...PEACH SHALL BE MINE ONCE AGAIN!
Samus: It is sad to see you obsessed with a hussy such as Peach. What is so good about raping people, anyway?
Bowser: If no one brings me Peach, you will see.
Troopa: Sir...I have been wondering. How do you know that that…that thing in armor is a woman?
Bowser: YOU DARE QUESTION MY ABILITY TO IDENTIFY WOMEN?!
Troopa: NO SIR!
Samus: Yes Bowser...how do you know that I am a woman? While you are trying to get your thrusts in, I may be thrusting back *Samus winks behind the visor*
Bowser: Don't play games with me, woman. You will not get out of being raped unless Peach is brought to me. And believe me, I would enjoy raping Peach a lot more than raping you...
Samus: HAH! The only reason you rape woman is because you aren't man enough to satisfy them in a normal fashion.
Bowser: I could satisfy any woman I want too! Raping is just more fun, and you will see in a few minutes *Wink*
*A door inside Bowser's castle opens, revealing Captain Falcon, Peach, and Fox. The doorway led to a long hallway with a checkered floor. Bowser statues populate the hallway. It was dimly lit; only a few torches in the hallway were lit.*
Peach: Fox, honey, why did you want me to bring this harpoon again?
Fox: Don't call me "honey" ever again. And you will throw the harpoon into his crotch when we find him. That should teach the fawker a lesson for trying to bite my head off from our last encounter.
Peach: Ooo! Disable his raping tool! I love that idea, baby.
Fox: Don't call me "baby" either.
Peach: Okay, honey. *Wink*
Fox: Grrr... *Sigh*
C.Falcon: Can we hurry up and find armored muffin already?
Fox: Wait...I am sure this hallway is filled with traps.
C.Falcon: Which means?
Fox: IT MEANS WALK CAREFULLY YOU DUMB FAWKER!
Peach: I love it when he gets angry! SPANK ME! I'VE BEEN BAD!
Fox: NOW IS NOT THE TIME, TRAMP!
Peach: No fair, you can call me "tramp" but I can't call you "baby". Well, I love it when you call me tramp anyway. *Wink*
C.Falcon: I cannot take this anymore! Samus could be getting raped as we speak!
Peach: Then go get her while my baby and I spend some time together.
C.Falcon: I think I will!
Fox: Wait! The traps dumb fawker!
*Captain Falcon had already taken a few steps before Fox reminded him of the traps. The last step he took just happened to be on a rigged tile. A hole in the ceiling opens up, dropping 5 bob-bombs onto Fox and Peach, who are blown to the other side of the hallway. Captain Falcon ducks and covers his head from the explosion.*
C.Falcon: ...oops.
Peach: OUCH! Damn you Falcon!
Fox: {I have censored this sentence for it's content which is unsuitable for ALL ears and have replaced it with this smiling face} :)
C.Falcon: *Gasp* my ears have been defiled in all possible ways!
Peach: Honey...that was a little harsh. I hope you direct that at me sometime. I love a man who says things like that *Wink*
Fox: Stop calling me "honey"! And the dumb fawker's idiocy pissed me off!
C.Falcon: I am not an idiot!
Peach: BE MORE CAREFUL FALCON! I don't want anything bad to happen to my baby *Wink*
Fox: Stop calling me "baby" and stop winking at me, dammit!
*Bowser begins to pace back and forth in his Throne Room. Samus and Troopa watches as he continues to growl and pace.*
Bowser: What is taking them so long!
Troopa: Sir, you did set traps in the castle...maybe they were destroyed by them?
Bowser: THEY CHOOSE NOW TO GET DESTROYED BY A FEW MEASLY TRAPS?!
Troopa: Or...maybe they are on their way now.
Bowser: That's it. I've waited too long.
Troopa: Sir, you are ready?
*Bowser grabs the chained Samus and walks to his bedroom door.*
Bowser: If anyone comes, keep them busy. I have some "work" to do.
Troopa: What if Peach comes?
Bowser: Trap her! I will get to her later. Samus, I am going to make you scream my name so loud that Miyamoto will here it. *Wink*
Samus: Bastard!
*Bowser walks into his bedroom, slings the chained Samus onto the bed, and closes the door, leaving a "Do Not Disturb" sign on it.*
Fox: I have never seen the fawker go that low.
C.Falcon: Why armored muffin? Why did he have to take her? I have to get her back!
*Fox walks over to Peach and kicks her lightly with his foot, trying to wake her.*
C.Falcon: What are you doing? You aren't really thinking about giving her to Bowser, are you?!
Fox: Well, why not?
C.Falcon: You monster!
Fox: Heh, Peach is only going to be our ticket into the castle. Once we get in there, Bowser's arse will be kicked.
C.Falcon: I am going to kick his arse. You get Samus out of there.
Fox: Fawk Samus! I am only going there to kick Bowser's arse, not to save the wench.
Peach: *waking up* what...is with all of the yelling?
C.Falcon: Ms. Peach...we need your assistance in helping us save armored muffin.
Peach: Us?
C.Falcon: Fox and I are going.
Peach: I am not going anywhere with him!
Fox: Look, tramp, we just need-
*Peach walks up and slaps Fox across the face. Fox simply slaps her back. Peach stumbles backwards and bangs her head into the side of the ship. She holds her head for a moment as she transforms into "Crazy Tramp" again. She, once again, takes her crown and high-heels off while loosening her hair. She then runs up to Fox and throws her arms over him.*
Peach: You were saying...you wanted my help? I'd do anything for a man like you.
Fox: Well, uh...we need you to come to Bowser's castle with us.
Peach: Can we kick the fawker's arse?
Fox: Sure... she doesn't seem like such a bad tramp after all
C.Falcon: Shall we go?
Peach: He is going? He isn't as much of a man as you are, Fox.
C.Falcon: But we have to save armored muffin!
Peach: That galactic bimbo? Fox, do we have to save her?
Fox: No, we don't. Infact, we can watch Bowser rape the wench.
Peach: I like that idea.
C.Falcon: WHAT?! We are-
Fox: *whispering to Falcon* Shhhhh! We have to manipulate her into coming with us. She might not come if she knows that you are trying to save the wench.
C.Falcon: SAMUS IS NOT A WENCH!
Fox: You're going to wake everyone else up you dumb fawker!
*Peach opens the hatch of the ship and climbs halfway out.*
Peach: Let's hurry up and go! I want some time to spend with Fox after this. *Wink*
*Falcon and Fox also climb out of the ship and make their way to Bowser's castle. Inside of Bowser's Throne room, the chained up Samus is sitting on Bowser's Throne. Bowser's servant, Troopa, is now making several cruel body languages towards Samus after she called him "Bowser's sex toy". Bowser enters the Throne room with a disturbing smile on his face.*
Troopa: Fantasizing about Peach again, sir?
Bowser: I can't help but remember that day...the day I finally got to rape Peach. The constant spinning and flipping of this shell on my very body...PEACH SHALL BE MINE ONCE AGAIN!
Samus: It is sad to see you obsessed with a hussy such as Peach. What is so good about raping people, anyway?
Bowser: If no one brings me Peach, you will see.
Troopa: Sir...I have been wondering. How do you know that that…that thing in armor is a woman?
Bowser: YOU DARE QUESTION MY ABILITY TO IDENTIFY WOMEN?!
Troopa: NO SIR!
Samus: Yes Bowser...how do you know that I am a woman? While you are trying to get your thrusts in, I may be thrusting back *Samus winks behind the visor*
Bowser: Don't play games with me, woman. You will not get out of being raped unless Peach is brought to me. And believe me, I would enjoy raping Peach a lot more than raping you...
Samus: HAH! The only reason you rape woman is because you aren't man enough to satisfy them in a normal fashion.
Bowser: I could satisfy any woman I want too! Raping is just more fun, and you will see in a few minutes *Wink*
*A door inside Bowser's castle opens, revealing Captain Falcon, Peach, and Fox. The doorway led to a long hallway with a checkered floor. Bowser statues populate the hallway. It was dimly lit; only a few torches in the hallway were lit.*
Peach: Fox, honey, why did you want me to bring this harpoon again?
Fox: Don't call me "honey" ever again. And you will throw the harpoon into his crotch when we find him. That should teach the fawker a lesson for trying to bite my head off from our last encounter.
Peach: Ooo! Disable his raping tool! I love that idea, baby.
Fox: Don't call me "baby" either.
Peach: Okay, honey. *Wink*
Fox: Grrr... *Sigh*
C.Falcon: Can we hurry up and find armored muffin already?
Fox: Wait...I am sure this hallway is filled with traps.
C.Falcon: Which means?
Fox: IT MEANS WALK CAREFULLY YOU DUMB FAWKER!
Peach: I love it when he gets angry! SPANK ME! I'VE BEEN BAD!
Fox: NOW IS NOT THE TIME, TRAMP!
Peach: No fair, you can call me "tramp" but I can't call you "baby". Well, I love it when you call me tramp anyway. *Wink*
C.Falcon: I cannot take this anymore! Samus could be getting raped as we speak!
Peach: Then go get her while my baby and I spend some time together.
C.Falcon: I think I will!
Fox: Wait! The traps dumb fawker!
*Captain Falcon had already taken a few steps before Fox reminded him of the traps. The last step he took just happened to be on a rigged tile. A hole in the ceiling opens up, dropping 5 bob-bombs onto Fox and Peach, who are blown to the other side of the hallway. Captain Falcon ducks and covers his head from the explosion.*
C.Falcon: ...oops.
Peach: OUCH! Damn you Falcon!
Fox: {I have censored this sentence for it's content which is unsuitable for ALL ears and have replaced it with this smiling face} :)
C.Falcon: *Gasp* my ears have been defiled in all possible ways!
Peach: Honey...that was a little harsh. I hope you direct that at me sometime. I love a man who says things like that *Wink*
Fox: Stop calling me "honey"! And the dumb fawker's idiocy pissed me off!
C.Falcon: I am not an idiot!
Peach: BE MORE CAREFUL FALCON! I don't want anything bad to happen to my baby *Wink*
Fox: Stop calling me "baby" and stop winking at me, dammit!
*Bowser begins to pace back and forth in his Throne Room. Samus and Troopa watches as he continues to growl and pace.*
Bowser: What is taking them so long!
Troopa: Sir, you did set traps in the castle...maybe they were destroyed by them?
Bowser: THEY CHOOSE NOW TO GET DESTROYED BY A FEW MEASLY TRAPS?!
Troopa: Or...maybe they are on their way now.
Bowser: That's it. I've waited too long.
Troopa: Sir, you are ready?
*Bowser grabs the chained Samus and walks to his bedroom door.*
Bowser: If anyone comes, keep them busy. I have some "work" to do.
Troopa: What if Peach comes?
Bowser: Trap her! I will get to her later. Samus, I am going to make you scream my name so loud that Miyamoto will here it. *Wink*
Samus: Bastard!
*Bowser walks into his bedroom, slings the chained Samus onto the bed, and closes the door, leaving a "Do Not Disturb" sign on it.*