Chapter 18: Miyamoto Arrives
Kirby: He's here! What do we say?!
Samus: Calm down fir-
Kirby: What if he refuses our request?! What if he doesn't like us and decides to delete us from the Nintendo Universe?!?! What if-
Samus: CALM DOWN!
Zelda: ...what do we say?
Shigeru: ...?
C.Falcon: Kirby, ask him!
Kirby: Well...uh...
Yoshi: For a leader, you aren't showing much courage.
Gdorf: Ask him! I can't live with the thought of having that...that...buffoons' moveset!
C.Falcon: Hey!
Kirby: Er...Mr. Miyamoto-if I can call you that...you see...this may be hard to believe but...the Nintendo Universe...is real and we, the Nintendo mascots, are real aswell.
Shigeru: Actually, that's not hard to believe at all.
Kirby: Huh?!
Shigeru: I knew what I was doing when this place was created. I knew it existed along with all of you. I also knew it would be a matter of time before I was pulled in here.
Kirby: Whoa...you know alot.
Yoshi: Well, duh. How else would we get letters from Nintendo telling us to come to a tournament?
Kirby: Well, you were brought here for a reason. We all wanted to ask you-Ah!
*Before Kirby can finish asking the question, Mario pushes Kirby out of the way.*
Mario: We wanted to ask-a you if you could-a change some of the rules for the Super Smash Brothers Melee Tournament-a!
Kirby: Hey!
Shigeru: Of course! I was dragged all the way here, something must be wrong with the rules. Now if you could tell me what's wrong…
*The mascots begin to crowd around Miyamoto and tell him about Lakitu and how the rules have been changed. Kirby pulls Mario from the crowd.*
Kirby: What did you do that for?!
Mario: Did-a you actually think-a that-a Miyamoto would-a accept-a the request-a if you asked-a?
Kirby: What's wrong with me asking?!
Mario: I am the star of the Nintendo Universe, you are not-a.
Shigeru: Actually, Mario, I would have accepted if any of you had asked.
Mario: ... *Sweatdrop*
Shigeru: Now, excuse me while I inform HAL about the changing of the rules. I don't believe they know what has happened.
*Miyamoto pulls out a cell phone; a very expensive looking cell phone to be exact. He dials the number to the head office of HAL. After speaking a few words with the recipient of the phone call, he puts the cell phone away with a smile on his face.*
Popo: So...what's the news?
Shigeru: Lakitu has been stripped of powers over the Tournament. All changed rules are being turned back to their default settings.
*The mascots cheer as all of their hard work has paid off.*
Kirby: I can get my wall jump back.
Samus: But will Lakitu want to give it back?
Kirby: What do you mean? He's just gotta give it back!
Samus: He might try to keep your wall jump as a form of revenge.
Shigeru: We'll see about that. Take me to Lakitu; I have a few things to discuss with him.
*Everyone enters Samus ship once again with one new person: Miyamoto. The mascots begin to crowd around Shigeru and ask him many questions. The ship returns to the familiar house in the sky. Lakitu exits his house with a po'd face. The mascots begin to exit the ship but Fox stops Miyamoto to discuss something with him.*
Lakitu: Bastards...
Samus: I see you already know.
Kirby: All we are here for is to get my wall jump back.
Lakitu: Never, bastards!
Zelda: Why not?
Lakitu: You bastards ruined me...I loved having power over the tournament. I actually would get respect that way. But YOU bastards took that way from me...so you will never get this back.
*Lakitu pulls out a bottle with Kirby's memory of wall jumping in it. He smiles evilly.*
Samus: If you haven't noticed, YOU didn't get much respect even when you had power. And what little power you did have went to your head.
Kirby: So give me the wall jump back!
Lakitu: Hah! What are you gonna do about it?
Shigeru: *walking out of the ship* Lakitu, give it back.
Lakitu: (shocked) ...
Shigeru: Give it back before I have to something against my wishes…like deleting you.
Lakitu: *frightened* He-he-he-here!
*Lakitu throws the bottle at Kirby and retreats to his house. Kirby opens the bottle and his memories of wall jumping slowly begin to return.*
Shigeru: Now, Kirby, may I have a word with you?
Kirby: (happily) Sure!
*Kirby walks into the ship with Miyamoto.*
Shigeru: Kirby...I'm glad you know how to wall jump and all but you really aren't suppose to do it. Atleast, not at the tournament should you wall jump.
Kirby: Aw...man.
Shigeru: Of course...if you happen to do it by accident maybe it can slide...
Kirby: Really?!
Shigeru: Yes...but by accident. *Wink*
Kirby: Okay...by accident. *Wink*
Shigeru: Now...this next issue addresses you and Fox.
Kirby: Fox?
*A grunting sound catches Kirby's attention. Fox was leaning against the wall in the corner the whole time.*
Shigeru: Fox told me that you have blackmailed him twice...
Kirby: Yeah, but he tried to kill me!
Shigeru: Yes...and he failed. I have made sure that he won't try to kill you again.
Fox: I would have never tried to kill him if he had never blackmailed me.
Shigeru: To keep the peace...hopefully...you have to...
Kirby: To what?
Fox: You've gotta be my slave for the rest of the day, punk!
Kirby: AHH!
Fox: You're lucky it's just for a day...I was thinking for a week but he wouldn't allow it.
Kirby: But!
Shigeru: Kirby...don't worry. You'll be getting something out of this too.
Kirby: Like...a new game.
Shigeru: I'll suggest that to HAL.
Kirby: Yes!
*Kirby, Fox, and Miyamoto exit the ship.*
Shigeru: *clearing his throat to get attention* Unfortunately I have been gone from an important meeting for a little too long. I'd like to explore this world a little more with you all but I have to leave now.
Gdorf: Wait! Before you leave could you make sure that I am ridden of Captain Falcon's moveset!
Shigeru: Unfortunately HAL are a little too far into development to try and make a completely new moveset for you. I can always put in word for the next Super Smash Brothers...if there ever is another one.
Gdorf: Damn!
C.Falcon: My moveset is great! I don't know why you would want to get rid of it!
Gdorf: Right now, I am looking forward to kicking your idiotic arse with your own moveset! There really isn't any reason for me to be here right now. I'm in the mood to torture some Hylians. *Evil grin*
*Gannondorf takes flight. He launches a sphere of darkness at Link before returning to Hyrule. The unanticipated attack blows Link away. Link gets up and dusts himself off as if nothing had ever happened. Samus pushes "Return" button and Miyamoto slowly begins to dematerialize.*
Kirby: Come back sometime!
Shigeru: That's up to you all. That device is powerful. Make sure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands-
*Miyamoto had disappeared completely.*
Yoshi: ...*gasp* Zelda! Why didn't you ask Miyamoto if you could get some real breasts?!
*Slap*
Yoshi: Ow...
Zelda: *smiling* I haven't slapped you for a few chapters.
Samus: Now that the mission was successful...YOU CAN ALL GO HOME! It was nice being with you all but you have got to go! Falcon and I have plans for later tonight. You DID remember to make the reservations at the restaurant, didn't you?
C.Falcon: ...whoops...
Samus: You didn't make the reservations?!
C.Falcon: I did make the reservations...I just don't remember the name of the restaurant we are supposed to be going to. *Shrugs innocently*
Samus: You are lucky that I remember the name.
Shyla: Yoshi...take me out to dinner.
Yoshi: We just met today, woman! And I don't have any money right now…
Mario: Yoshi...why don't-a you come back-a to Peach's castle to live with us again-a? There is much work-a *ahem* I mean-a, there is an empty room-a where you could-a stay.
Yoshi: And be tortured again?! HELL NO!
Mario: Oh well-a... Dammit-a!
Zelda: It will be getting dark soon...and I'm afraid Gannondorf might actually try to torture some Hylians. I think we should go.
*Everyone boards Samus' ship quickly as they are all anxious to return to their own homelands. The ship takes off and disappears over the horizon.*
Kirby: He's here! What do we say?!
Samus: Calm down fir-
Kirby: What if he refuses our request?! What if he doesn't like us and decides to delete us from the Nintendo Universe?!?! What if-
Samus: CALM DOWN!
Zelda: ...what do we say?
Shigeru: ...?
C.Falcon: Kirby, ask him!
Kirby: Well...uh...
Yoshi: For a leader, you aren't showing much courage.
Gdorf: Ask him! I can't live with the thought of having that...that...buffoons' moveset!
C.Falcon: Hey!
Kirby: Er...Mr. Miyamoto-if I can call you that...you see...this may be hard to believe but...the Nintendo Universe...is real and we, the Nintendo mascots, are real aswell.
Shigeru: Actually, that's not hard to believe at all.
Kirby: Huh?!
Shigeru: I knew what I was doing when this place was created. I knew it existed along with all of you. I also knew it would be a matter of time before I was pulled in here.
Kirby: Whoa...you know alot.
Yoshi: Well, duh. How else would we get letters from Nintendo telling us to come to a tournament?
Kirby: Well, you were brought here for a reason. We all wanted to ask you-Ah!
*Before Kirby can finish asking the question, Mario pushes Kirby out of the way.*
Mario: We wanted to ask-a you if you could-a change some of the rules for the Super Smash Brothers Melee Tournament-a!
Kirby: Hey!
Shigeru: Of course! I was dragged all the way here, something must be wrong with the rules. Now if you could tell me what's wrong…
*The mascots begin to crowd around Miyamoto and tell him about Lakitu and how the rules have been changed. Kirby pulls Mario from the crowd.*
Kirby: What did you do that for?!
Mario: Did-a you actually think-a that-a Miyamoto would-a accept-a the request-a if you asked-a?
Kirby: What's wrong with me asking?!
Mario: I am the star of the Nintendo Universe, you are not-a.
Shigeru: Actually, Mario, I would have accepted if any of you had asked.
Mario: ... *Sweatdrop*
Shigeru: Now, excuse me while I inform HAL about the changing of the rules. I don't believe they know what has happened.
*Miyamoto pulls out a cell phone; a very expensive looking cell phone to be exact. He dials the number to the head office of HAL. After speaking a few words with the recipient of the phone call, he puts the cell phone away with a smile on his face.*
Popo: So...what's the news?
Shigeru: Lakitu has been stripped of powers over the Tournament. All changed rules are being turned back to their default settings.
*The mascots cheer as all of their hard work has paid off.*
Kirby: I can get my wall jump back.
Samus: But will Lakitu want to give it back?
Kirby: What do you mean? He's just gotta give it back!
Samus: He might try to keep your wall jump as a form of revenge.
Shigeru: We'll see about that. Take me to Lakitu; I have a few things to discuss with him.
*Everyone enters Samus ship once again with one new person: Miyamoto. The mascots begin to crowd around Shigeru and ask him many questions. The ship returns to the familiar house in the sky. Lakitu exits his house with a po'd face. The mascots begin to exit the ship but Fox stops Miyamoto to discuss something with him.*
Lakitu: Bastards...
Samus: I see you already know.
Kirby: All we are here for is to get my wall jump back.
Lakitu: Never, bastards!
Zelda: Why not?
Lakitu: You bastards ruined me...I loved having power over the tournament. I actually would get respect that way. But YOU bastards took that way from me...so you will never get this back.
*Lakitu pulls out a bottle with Kirby's memory of wall jumping in it. He smiles evilly.*
Samus: If you haven't noticed, YOU didn't get much respect even when you had power. And what little power you did have went to your head.
Kirby: So give me the wall jump back!
Lakitu: Hah! What are you gonna do about it?
Shigeru: *walking out of the ship* Lakitu, give it back.
Lakitu: (shocked) ...
Shigeru: Give it back before I have to something against my wishes…like deleting you.
Lakitu: *frightened* He-he-he-here!
*Lakitu throws the bottle at Kirby and retreats to his house. Kirby opens the bottle and his memories of wall jumping slowly begin to return.*
Shigeru: Now, Kirby, may I have a word with you?
Kirby: (happily) Sure!
*Kirby walks into the ship with Miyamoto.*
Shigeru: Kirby...I'm glad you know how to wall jump and all but you really aren't suppose to do it. Atleast, not at the tournament should you wall jump.
Kirby: Aw...man.
Shigeru: Of course...if you happen to do it by accident maybe it can slide...
Kirby: Really?!
Shigeru: Yes...but by accident. *Wink*
Kirby: Okay...by accident. *Wink*
Shigeru: Now...this next issue addresses you and Fox.
Kirby: Fox?
*A grunting sound catches Kirby's attention. Fox was leaning against the wall in the corner the whole time.*
Shigeru: Fox told me that you have blackmailed him twice...
Kirby: Yeah, but he tried to kill me!
Shigeru: Yes...and he failed. I have made sure that he won't try to kill you again.
Fox: I would have never tried to kill him if he had never blackmailed me.
Shigeru: To keep the peace...hopefully...you have to...
Kirby: To what?
Fox: You've gotta be my slave for the rest of the day, punk!
Kirby: AHH!
Fox: You're lucky it's just for a day...I was thinking for a week but he wouldn't allow it.
Kirby: But!
Shigeru: Kirby...don't worry. You'll be getting something out of this too.
Kirby: Like...a new game.
Shigeru: I'll suggest that to HAL.
Kirby: Yes!
*Kirby, Fox, and Miyamoto exit the ship.*
Shigeru: *clearing his throat to get attention* Unfortunately I have been gone from an important meeting for a little too long. I'd like to explore this world a little more with you all but I have to leave now.
Gdorf: Wait! Before you leave could you make sure that I am ridden of Captain Falcon's moveset!
Shigeru: Unfortunately HAL are a little too far into development to try and make a completely new moveset for you. I can always put in word for the next Super Smash Brothers...if there ever is another one.
Gdorf: Damn!
C.Falcon: My moveset is great! I don't know why you would want to get rid of it!
Gdorf: Right now, I am looking forward to kicking your idiotic arse with your own moveset! There really isn't any reason for me to be here right now. I'm in the mood to torture some Hylians. *Evil grin*
*Gannondorf takes flight. He launches a sphere of darkness at Link before returning to Hyrule. The unanticipated attack blows Link away. Link gets up and dusts himself off as if nothing had ever happened. Samus pushes "Return" button and Miyamoto slowly begins to dematerialize.*
Kirby: Come back sometime!
Shigeru: That's up to you all. That device is powerful. Make sure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands-
*Miyamoto had disappeared completely.*
Yoshi: ...*gasp* Zelda! Why didn't you ask Miyamoto if you could get some real breasts?!
*Slap*
Yoshi: Ow...
Zelda: *smiling* I haven't slapped you for a few chapters.
Samus: Now that the mission was successful...YOU CAN ALL GO HOME! It was nice being with you all but you have got to go! Falcon and I have plans for later tonight. You DID remember to make the reservations at the restaurant, didn't you?
C.Falcon: ...whoops...
Samus: You didn't make the reservations?!
C.Falcon: I did make the reservations...I just don't remember the name of the restaurant we are supposed to be going to. *Shrugs innocently*
Samus: You are lucky that I remember the name.
Shyla: Yoshi...take me out to dinner.
Yoshi: We just met today, woman! And I don't have any money right now…
Mario: Yoshi...why don't-a you come back-a to Peach's castle to live with us again-a? There is much work-a *ahem* I mean-a, there is an empty room-a where you could-a stay.
Yoshi: And be tortured again?! HELL NO!
Mario: Oh well-a... Dammit-a!
Zelda: It will be getting dark soon...and I'm afraid Gannondorf might actually try to torture some Hylians. I think we should go.
*Everyone boards Samus' ship quickly as they are all anxious to return to their own homelands. The ship takes off and disappears over the horizon.*