Okay, before we start, I must inform you all that I wrote this a bit ago. As you can tell by the Discussion of the Day, which is Jason X. But that was back when it was about to show in theaters...didn't feel like I wrote this that long ago...
Who's B64K? A user from a messageboard I post this at. He was also doing an itnerview thingy for a different place, so I decided to "borrow" his set. =D
Interview 01: Kirby's Up!
http://www.tri-ace.co.jp/product/sobs/char/page11.html -Claude
http://www.tri-ace.co.jp/product/sobs/char/page01.html -Precis
*Claude is seen sitting in a chair at a desk. The set resembles that of Bowser64Koopa's. Infact, it IS the same set; only there are a few minor differences. For one, there isn't an audience. There are also two chairs behind the desk instead of one.*
Claude: Hey. Claude Kenni, also known as ClaudeLv250, here. I've decided to do a different spin on the questions and answers for Kirby's Insane Journeys. I will be hosting these events as YOU, the fans, send me questions for each of the characters. To start our show off with a bang, we'll have the main character of the fanfic, Kirby; join us for the first interview. Unfortunately, we can't start without the hostess, who is LATE.
*Claude taps a pencil on the desk impatiently until one of the double doors behind the rows of unoccupied seats for an audience flies open. A girl runs down the walkway and slings her backpack onto the desk. She plops down into the chair next to Claude labeled "Hostess".*
Claude: It's about time, Precis.
Precis: Sorry but I got lost!
Claude: Well, remember where this place is.
Precis: YOU were the one who gave me directions. And those were wrong.
Claude: Whoops.
Precis: I bet you did that on purpose...you're still mad that I'm the hostess, aren't you?
Claude: (dully) Whatever do you mean...
Precis: I won that bet so now I can be the hostess.
Claude: Actually, I'm glad you're the hostess. Some of the characters from the fic can be a little hard to handle by yourself.
Precis: They just need a woman's touch!
Claude: Hm...ah...I need to introduce you.
Precis: Everything's ready? Already?!
Claude: Hey, you did come late.
Precis: Oh well, on with the introduction!
Claude: Now, everyone, this is Precis Neumann. She was one of my companions in Star Ocean 2. She will help host these events, as you have heard. *Whispering* Between you and me, she is a little on the hyper side. She must eat a bag of sugar everyday.
Precis: I heard that!
Claude: *ahem* Let's get to the interview. Kirby, will you come out?
*Kirby walks out from backstage and starts waving*
Kirby: HI!
Claude: ...Who are you waving to?
Kirby: The fans!
Claude: No one else is here.
Kirby: Well I'd just like to notify the fans that I realize that they exist.
Precis: Aw...that's so thoughtful!
Kirby: Huh? Sorry, miss, but I do not know who you are.
Precis: Me? I'm Precis!
Kirby: Hello, Ms. Precis.
Precis: No Ms., just Precis!
*Kirby takes his seat on the guest sofa.*
Kirby: How come there isn't an audience?
Claude: Ah...I didn't feel like inviting a bunch of people.
Precis: I would have liked an audience!
Kirby: Actually, I'm glad there isn't an audience. I work better without one. Why did you choose me to be the first one to be interviewed?
Claude: Well you are the main character. It's only natural to have you on first.
Kirby: Ah...so why-
Precis: HEY! I thought WE were going to ask the questions!
Kirby: Oops, sorry.
Precis: Infact, I feel like asking you some questions of my own.
Kirby: Go ahead.
Precis: This has been bothering me since your first game came out. WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU MADE OUT OF?!
Claude: I'd like to know that myself.
Kirby: Well...I am made out of a substance neither of you would understand. To put it simple, it's soft but it's tough.
Precis: What do you mean "neither of you would understand"?
Claude: Yeah, you make us sound...stupid.
Kirby: It's not that you two are stupid...it's just...
Claude: Just?
Kirby: It's just that I don't feel like explaining it! I'm lazy today, so sue me!
Precis: Another thing that's bothered me is...how come you don't have legs?
Kirby: No one in Dreamland has legs. I'd look funny being the only one with legs.
Claude: ACK!
Precis: What?
Claude: I never took the time to actually give a damn about the inhabitants of Dreamland long enough to realize that none of them have legs.
Kirby: I feel somewhat offended by that comment. *Frown*
Precis: I'm sure Claude didn't want to offend anyone with his comment. Did you?
Claude: What?
Precis: DID YOU!?
Claude: No.
Kirby: Err...*disgusted* WHAT do you have in that backpack?!
Precis: Not much, just my usual things like fighting equipment and building materials. Why?
Kirby: Something is moving inside of it.
Claude: (sarcastically) Oh no! Precis! A lizard got inside of your backpack!
Precis: Lizard? WHERE?! REPTILES ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!
Kirby: Am I glad that I am not a reptile.
Precis: WHERE IS IT!?
Claude: I was only joking...there isn't a lizard, although I have no idea what Kirby is talking about. I didn't see the backpack move.
Kirby: But it did move!
Precis: *Playfully attacking Claude* You know I don't like reptiles.
Kirby: Just curious...but why don't you like reptiles? I believe that all creatures should be treated fairly.
Precis: Reptiles are all slimy and scaly and...UGH!
Claude: I, personally, do not have a problem with reptiles.
Kirby: Well, Precis, if you gave them a chance you'd probably-
Precis: I WILL NOT GIVE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH A CHANCE!
Kirby: Everyone deserves to be treated equally.
Precis: What's up with you? You seem determined to get me to like reptiles.
Kirby: Well...you are treating them unfairly and-
Claude: That's the way "Saint Kirby" is.
Kirby: Don't call me that.
Precis: The way you are acting...you would deserve the name "Saint Kirby". And reptiles are still the scum of the earth.
Kirby: You are such a stubborn girl.
Claude: Isn't she?
*Precis sticks her tongue out.*
Claude: Well...we might aswell move on to the actual questions from the fans...and there doesn't seem to be many questions right now.
Precis: What?! Don't they realize this is the premiere of our interviews?!
Claude: Ah...screw the fans.
Precis: Claude!
Claude: Just joking...
*Claude digs into his jacket pocket to pull out the questions from the fans.*
Claude: Here they are.
Precis: You weren't kidding when you said there weren't many questions.
Claude: Well, might aswell get this over with-
Kirby: AAH!
Claude&Precis: WHAT!?
Kirby: I told you that there was something in that backpack!
Claude&Precis: Huh?
*Claude and Precis look at each other for a moment, and then at the desk where the backpack lies. Sure enough, something was inside of it and was moving in a violent motion, trying to get out. Both Claude and Precis slide there chairs away from the desk in unison.*
Precis: Something must have gotten in when I wasn't looking.
Claude: Next time check your backpack!
*The backpack opens revealing a small, round, blue object rolling out. Arms and legs pop out of sockets and it stands up.*
Claude: Bobot?
Precis: Bad Bobot! I told him that he couldn't come so he hid in my backpack.
Kirby: Would any of you mind telling me what a bobot is?
Precis: Bobot is an invention of mine! He can transform into many things. He's mainly just a friend to take along when I'm bored or lonely. He is quite intelligent too!
*Bobot walks off of the side of the desk and smacks into the floor.*
Precis: Okay...his artificial intelligence still needs some work.
Kirby: I like it!
Precis: Thank you, "Saint Kirby"!
Kirby: Don't call me that!
Claude: Well...time to read the fans' questions before something else happens. *looks around for anything suspicious, and picks up cards with questions on them*
Claude: Our first question is from OnslaughtRM.
Precis: Hi Onslaught!
Claude: Anyways, his question is "Kirby : I know you're not a violent individual, but if you could kill one person of your little group (besides Pikachu), who would it be?"
Kirby: Ah...er...
Precis: Take your time.
Kirby: Well...it's a tie between Yoshi and Falcon.
Claude: What? No Fox?!
Kirby: Yoshi and Falcon are constant annoyances while Fox...well, as long as he doesn't try to kill me again...
Precis: Why would you want to kill Yoshi or Captain Falcon?! How are they constant annoyances?
Claude: Precis, if you paid more attention to the fic...you'd know that Yoshi is a big bully and Captain Falcon isn't the brightest person in the group...he also has a talent of pissing Kirby off without even trying.
Precis: I have a feeling that I will regret being hostess when we have interviews later on.
Claude: Our next questions is from Willx3
Precis: Hi Willx3!
Claude: ...*giving card weird look*
Precis: What?
Claude: The question reads "Kirby, have you ever thought about rogain?"
Precis: What the-
Kirby: Huh? Will...do I LOOK like I had hair or am losing any?
Precis: Kirby?
Claude: With hair?
*Claude and Precis burst into laughter.*
Kirby: Me having hair is not that funny!
Claude: Maybe Kirby would have a Mohawk!
Precis: Or an Afro!
Claude: A Jerry Curl!
Precis: Pigtails!
*Claude and Precis continue laughing.*
Kirby: (angrily) can we move on to the next question!?
Claude: *ahem* Our third, and unfortunately, final question is from...anonymous?
Precis: Are we allowed to answer questions from anonymous people? That kinda gets me suspicious...
Claude: Well let's see what they are asking first...ack!
Precis: What? Is it something nasty?
Claude: The so-called-question reads...*takes deep breath* "DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE" *gasp for air* "DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE"
Kirby: Fan of yours?
Claude: Meh...I know who did this.. *Sets card on fire and throws it in the trash bin next to the desk*
Kirby: Hey...that's a fire hazard!
Claude: Whatevah.
Precis: So those were the only questions?
Claude: Yup...sad, isn't it?
Precis: You so-called-fans of Claude's fanfic better send questions for the next interview or WE WILL HUNT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU DOWN AND FORCE QUESTIONS OUT OF YOU!!!
Kirby: I don't think threatening the fans is a good way to get questions sent.
Precis: Hush, you.
Kirby: SO...um...what next? I've already answered the questions so is that it?
Claude: Not so fast. It's time for the discussion the day.
Kirby&Precis: Discussion of the wha?
Claude: Discussion of the day. We will address a subject and talk about it.
Precis: You didn't tell me about this!
Claude: Do you have a problem with this?
Precis: No, not really.
Claude: Okay...let's start! The subject of today is "Movies".
Precis: Movies!? That reminds me take me to see Jason X!
Claude: Ah...I don't really want to see that movie. I know some people who have seen it and they said that it wasn't that great.
Precis: I don't really care if it's good or not, I just want to go to the movies since I haven't been there in awhile!
Kirby: Ugh...I don't like Horror films. All they do is introduce you to a cast of characters whom you get attached to only to watch them meet their gory demise.
Claude: Well...you should learn not to get attached to the characters in horror fi-
Kirby: That's not all! The whole of horror movies are centered on people getting their heads chopped off with giant axes and stabbed to death with very long knives! And then they have constant sequels to the stupid movies!
Claude: Speaking of sequels...shouldn't Jason be dead already? Does he get killed in almost all of the Friday the 13th movies? Wasn't the last one supposed to be Jason Goes to Hell?
Precis: I dunno!
Kirby: WHY DID THEY MAKE ANOTHER ONE?!
Precis: To rake in money, silly!
Claude: I heard that Jason X is supposed to take place in 2500 or something like that. That means that Jason should have been dead over 500 years ago! And then he gets some metal upgrade and...meh.
Precis: Maybe if you take me to see the movie those questions could be answered.
Claude: I'd rather go see Spiderman. I'm looking forward to that.
Precis: Oh, I forgot about that! I want to see that too!
Kirby: That's better than some horror movie. Now I'm sorry but I've got to go.
Precis: Wait! We still want to get to know you a little better!
Kirby: Sorry, I'm a busy person!
Claude: Bastard!
Kirby: Hey! I am not a bastard! Dreamland could be in trouble!
*Kirby exits quickly.*
Precis: Aw...I wanted to talk with him more.
Claude: Maybe we can get him to come back to a later interview. I'm sure after a few more events happen in the fanfic the fans will want to ask questions.
Precis: Aw...I guess. So who will be in interview 02?
Claude: Mario and Peach.
Precis: Oh! The Nintendo legend himself.
Claude: Mario isn't exactly one of the more focused on characters in the fic and Peach...
Precis: What about Peach? Don't tell me there is something wrong with her. I know you said your fic was pretty screwed but you know I haven't read that much of it!
Claude: Well you will be surprised by the character's personalities. *Evil grin* Expect the unexpected.
Precis: While I expect the unexpected...you better get more questions!
Claude: Okay, Okay...I'm already thinking of ways to get a load of questions.
Precis: You better get an audience too!
Claude: I can't guarantee an audience. Infact, I don't really want one. Have you seen B64K's audience? His audience SUCKS!
Precis: Aw...come on!
Claude: Hm...
Precis: Atleast a fake audience!
Claude: Meh...well that ends out first interview!
Precis: See ya next interview! Bye!
*The lights in the studio begin to flash and blowout sending the studio into a pitch black state.*
Precis: Claude...what happened? I can't see!
Claude: The lights blew out...I'm not paying B64K for the lights!
*Claude tries to get up and stumbles over his chair landing on the floor with a thud.*
Precis: *Giggle* Are you okay?
Claude: Ow...
*Precis gets up and makes sure that she doesn't trip over her own chair in the darkness but ends up tripping over Bobot and lands right next to Claude.*
Precis: (angrily) Bobot!
?????: Who's that in here?! No one is supposed to be here!
Claude: Ah! He's here!
Precis: Who? Bowser64Koopa? Here, now?! What do we do?!
Claude: Run!
*Precis scoops Bobot into her backpack and slings it over her back. The two exit stage right.*
-=And that wraps up Interview 01!=-
I haven't finished Interview 02 yet...so put your questions in your reviews or email them to me NOW!!! WHILE YOU STILL CAN! The next guests are Mario, Peach (& Toad), and Luigi.
Oh, if you decide to email me your questions, don't forget to provide your user name. FF.net isn't the only place where I put this up...I wouldn't want some wacky sicko sending spam to people's email addresses.
BTW, the last chapter should be popping up soon.
Who's B64K? A user from a messageboard I post this at. He was also doing an itnerview thingy for a different place, so I decided to "borrow" his set. =D
Interview 01: Kirby's Up!
http://www.tri-ace.co.jp/product/sobs/char/page11.html -Claude
http://www.tri-ace.co.jp/product/sobs/char/page01.html -Precis
*Claude is seen sitting in a chair at a desk. The set resembles that of Bowser64Koopa's. Infact, it IS the same set; only there are a few minor differences. For one, there isn't an audience. There are also two chairs behind the desk instead of one.*
Claude: Hey. Claude Kenni, also known as ClaudeLv250, here. I've decided to do a different spin on the questions and answers for Kirby's Insane Journeys. I will be hosting these events as YOU, the fans, send me questions for each of the characters. To start our show off with a bang, we'll have the main character of the fanfic, Kirby; join us for the first interview. Unfortunately, we can't start without the hostess, who is LATE.
*Claude taps a pencil on the desk impatiently until one of the double doors behind the rows of unoccupied seats for an audience flies open. A girl runs down the walkway and slings her backpack onto the desk. She plops down into the chair next to Claude labeled "Hostess".*
Claude: It's about time, Precis.
Precis: Sorry but I got lost!
Claude: Well, remember where this place is.
Precis: YOU were the one who gave me directions. And those were wrong.
Claude: Whoops.
Precis: I bet you did that on purpose...you're still mad that I'm the hostess, aren't you?
Claude: (dully) Whatever do you mean...
Precis: I won that bet so now I can be the hostess.
Claude: Actually, I'm glad you're the hostess. Some of the characters from the fic can be a little hard to handle by yourself.
Precis: They just need a woman's touch!
Claude: Hm...ah...I need to introduce you.
Precis: Everything's ready? Already?!
Claude: Hey, you did come late.
Precis: Oh well, on with the introduction!
Claude: Now, everyone, this is Precis Neumann. She was one of my companions in Star Ocean 2. She will help host these events, as you have heard. *Whispering* Between you and me, she is a little on the hyper side. She must eat a bag of sugar everyday.
Precis: I heard that!
Claude: *ahem* Let's get to the interview. Kirby, will you come out?
*Kirby walks out from backstage and starts waving*
Kirby: HI!
Claude: ...Who are you waving to?
Kirby: The fans!
Claude: No one else is here.
Kirby: Well I'd just like to notify the fans that I realize that they exist.
Precis: Aw...that's so thoughtful!
Kirby: Huh? Sorry, miss, but I do not know who you are.
Precis: Me? I'm Precis!
Kirby: Hello, Ms. Precis.
Precis: No Ms., just Precis!
*Kirby takes his seat on the guest sofa.*
Kirby: How come there isn't an audience?
Claude: Ah...I didn't feel like inviting a bunch of people.
Precis: I would have liked an audience!
Kirby: Actually, I'm glad there isn't an audience. I work better without one. Why did you choose me to be the first one to be interviewed?
Claude: Well you are the main character. It's only natural to have you on first.
Kirby: Ah...so why-
Precis: HEY! I thought WE were going to ask the questions!
Kirby: Oops, sorry.
Precis: Infact, I feel like asking you some questions of my own.
Kirby: Go ahead.
Precis: This has been bothering me since your first game came out. WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU MADE OUT OF?!
Claude: I'd like to know that myself.
Kirby: Well...I am made out of a substance neither of you would understand. To put it simple, it's soft but it's tough.
Precis: What do you mean "neither of you would understand"?
Claude: Yeah, you make us sound...stupid.
Kirby: It's not that you two are stupid...it's just...
Claude: Just?
Kirby: It's just that I don't feel like explaining it! I'm lazy today, so sue me!
Precis: Another thing that's bothered me is...how come you don't have legs?
Kirby: No one in Dreamland has legs. I'd look funny being the only one with legs.
Claude: ACK!
Precis: What?
Claude: I never took the time to actually give a damn about the inhabitants of Dreamland long enough to realize that none of them have legs.
Kirby: I feel somewhat offended by that comment. *Frown*
Precis: I'm sure Claude didn't want to offend anyone with his comment. Did you?
Claude: What?
Precis: DID YOU!?
Claude: No.
Kirby: Err...*disgusted* WHAT do you have in that backpack?!
Precis: Not much, just my usual things like fighting equipment and building materials. Why?
Kirby: Something is moving inside of it.
Claude: (sarcastically) Oh no! Precis! A lizard got inside of your backpack!
Precis: Lizard? WHERE?! REPTILES ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!
Kirby: Am I glad that I am not a reptile.
Precis: WHERE IS IT!?
Claude: I was only joking...there isn't a lizard, although I have no idea what Kirby is talking about. I didn't see the backpack move.
Kirby: But it did move!
Precis: *Playfully attacking Claude* You know I don't like reptiles.
Kirby: Just curious...but why don't you like reptiles? I believe that all creatures should be treated fairly.
Precis: Reptiles are all slimy and scaly and...UGH!
Claude: I, personally, do not have a problem with reptiles.
Kirby: Well, Precis, if you gave them a chance you'd probably-
Precis: I WILL NOT GIVE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH A CHANCE!
Kirby: Everyone deserves to be treated equally.
Precis: What's up with you? You seem determined to get me to like reptiles.
Kirby: Well...you are treating them unfairly and-
Claude: That's the way "Saint Kirby" is.
Kirby: Don't call me that.
Precis: The way you are acting...you would deserve the name "Saint Kirby". And reptiles are still the scum of the earth.
Kirby: You are such a stubborn girl.
Claude: Isn't she?
*Precis sticks her tongue out.*
Claude: Well...we might aswell move on to the actual questions from the fans...and there doesn't seem to be many questions right now.
Precis: What?! Don't they realize this is the premiere of our interviews?!
Claude: Ah...screw the fans.
Precis: Claude!
Claude: Just joking...
*Claude digs into his jacket pocket to pull out the questions from the fans.*
Claude: Here they are.
Precis: You weren't kidding when you said there weren't many questions.
Claude: Well, might aswell get this over with-
Kirby: AAH!
Claude&Precis: WHAT!?
Kirby: I told you that there was something in that backpack!
Claude&Precis: Huh?
*Claude and Precis look at each other for a moment, and then at the desk where the backpack lies. Sure enough, something was inside of it and was moving in a violent motion, trying to get out. Both Claude and Precis slide there chairs away from the desk in unison.*
Precis: Something must have gotten in when I wasn't looking.
Claude: Next time check your backpack!
*The backpack opens revealing a small, round, blue object rolling out. Arms and legs pop out of sockets and it stands up.*
Claude: Bobot?
Precis: Bad Bobot! I told him that he couldn't come so he hid in my backpack.
Kirby: Would any of you mind telling me what a bobot is?
Precis: Bobot is an invention of mine! He can transform into many things. He's mainly just a friend to take along when I'm bored or lonely. He is quite intelligent too!
*Bobot walks off of the side of the desk and smacks into the floor.*
Precis: Okay...his artificial intelligence still needs some work.
Kirby: I like it!
Precis: Thank you, "Saint Kirby"!
Kirby: Don't call me that!
Claude: Well...time to read the fans' questions before something else happens. *looks around for anything suspicious, and picks up cards with questions on them*
Claude: Our first question is from OnslaughtRM.
Precis: Hi Onslaught!
Claude: Anyways, his question is "Kirby : I know you're not a violent individual, but if you could kill one person of your little group (besides Pikachu), who would it be?"
Kirby: Ah...er...
Precis: Take your time.
Kirby: Well...it's a tie between Yoshi and Falcon.
Claude: What? No Fox?!
Kirby: Yoshi and Falcon are constant annoyances while Fox...well, as long as he doesn't try to kill me again...
Precis: Why would you want to kill Yoshi or Captain Falcon?! How are they constant annoyances?
Claude: Precis, if you paid more attention to the fic...you'd know that Yoshi is a big bully and Captain Falcon isn't the brightest person in the group...he also has a talent of pissing Kirby off without even trying.
Precis: I have a feeling that I will regret being hostess when we have interviews later on.
Claude: Our next questions is from Willx3
Precis: Hi Willx3!
Claude: ...*giving card weird look*
Precis: What?
Claude: The question reads "Kirby, have you ever thought about rogain?"
Precis: What the-
Kirby: Huh? Will...do I LOOK like I had hair or am losing any?
Precis: Kirby?
Claude: With hair?
*Claude and Precis burst into laughter.*
Kirby: Me having hair is not that funny!
Claude: Maybe Kirby would have a Mohawk!
Precis: Or an Afro!
Claude: A Jerry Curl!
Precis: Pigtails!
*Claude and Precis continue laughing.*
Kirby: (angrily) can we move on to the next question!?
Claude: *ahem* Our third, and unfortunately, final question is from...anonymous?
Precis: Are we allowed to answer questions from anonymous people? That kinda gets me suspicious...
Claude: Well let's see what they are asking first...ack!
Precis: What? Is it something nasty?
Claude: The so-called-question reads...*takes deep breath* "DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE" *gasp for air* "DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE DIE CLAUDE"
Kirby: Fan of yours?
Claude: Meh...I know who did this.. *Sets card on fire and throws it in the trash bin next to the desk*
Kirby: Hey...that's a fire hazard!
Claude: Whatevah.
Precis: So those were the only questions?
Claude: Yup...sad, isn't it?
Precis: You so-called-fans of Claude's fanfic better send questions for the next interview or WE WILL HUNT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU DOWN AND FORCE QUESTIONS OUT OF YOU!!!
Kirby: I don't think threatening the fans is a good way to get questions sent.
Precis: Hush, you.
Kirby: SO...um...what next? I've already answered the questions so is that it?
Claude: Not so fast. It's time for the discussion the day.
Kirby&Precis: Discussion of the wha?
Claude: Discussion of the day. We will address a subject and talk about it.
Precis: You didn't tell me about this!
Claude: Do you have a problem with this?
Precis: No, not really.
Claude: Okay...let's start! The subject of today is "Movies".
Precis: Movies!? That reminds me take me to see Jason X!
Claude: Ah...I don't really want to see that movie. I know some people who have seen it and they said that it wasn't that great.
Precis: I don't really care if it's good or not, I just want to go to the movies since I haven't been there in awhile!
Kirby: Ugh...I don't like Horror films. All they do is introduce you to a cast of characters whom you get attached to only to watch them meet their gory demise.
Claude: Well...you should learn not to get attached to the characters in horror fi-
Kirby: That's not all! The whole of horror movies are centered on people getting their heads chopped off with giant axes and stabbed to death with very long knives! And then they have constant sequels to the stupid movies!
Claude: Speaking of sequels...shouldn't Jason be dead already? Does he get killed in almost all of the Friday the 13th movies? Wasn't the last one supposed to be Jason Goes to Hell?
Precis: I dunno!
Kirby: WHY DID THEY MAKE ANOTHER ONE?!
Precis: To rake in money, silly!
Claude: I heard that Jason X is supposed to take place in 2500 or something like that. That means that Jason should have been dead over 500 years ago! And then he gets some metal upgrade and...meh.
Precis: Maybe if you take me to see the movie those questions could be answered.
Claude: I'd rather go see Spiderman. I'm looking forward to that.
Precis: Oh, I forgot about that! I want to see that too!
Kirby: That's better than some horror movie. Now I'm sorry but I've got to go.
Precis: Wait! We still want to get to know you a little better!
Kirby: Sorry, I'm a busy person!
Claude: Bastard!
Kirby: Hey! I am not a bastard! Dreamland could be in trouble!
*Kirby exits quickly.*
Precis: Aw...I wanted to talk with him more.
Claude: Maybe we can get him to come back to a later interview. I'm sure after a few more events happen in the fanfic the fans will want to ask questions.
Precis: Aw...I guess. So who will be in interview 02?
Claude: Mario and Peach.
Precis: Oh! The Nintendo legend himself.
Claude: Mario isn't exactly one of the more focused on characters in the fic and Peach...
Precis: What about Peach? Don't tell me there is something wrong with her. I know you said your fic was pretty screwed but you know I haven't read that much of it!
Claude: Well you will be surprised by the character's personalities. *Evil grin* Expect the unexpected.
Precis: While I expect the unexpected...you better get more questions!
Claude: Okay, Okay...I'm already thinking of ways to get a load of questions.
Precis: You better get an audience too!
Claude: I can't guarantee an audience. Infact, I don't really want one. Have you seen B64K's audience? His audience SUCKS!
Precis: Aw...come on!
Claude: Hm...
Precis: Atleast a fake audience!
Claude: Meh...well that ends out first interview!
Precis: See ya next interview! Bye!
*The lights in the studio begin to flash and blowout sending the studio into a pitch black state.*
Precis: Claude...what happened? I can't see!
Claude: The lights blew out...I'm not paying B64K for the lights!
*Claude tries to get up and stumbles over his chair landing on the floor with a thud.*
Precis: *Giggle* Are you okay?
Claude: Ow...
*Precis gets up and makes sure that she doesn't trip over her own chair in the darkness but ends up tripping over Bobot and lands right next to Claude.*
Precis: (angrily) Bobot!
?????: Who's that in here?! No one is supposed to be here!
Claude: Ah! He's here!
Precis: Who? Bowser64Koopa? Here, now?! What do we do?!
Claude: Run!
*Precis scoops Bobot into her backpack and slings it over her back. The two exit stage right.*
-=And that wraps up Interview 01!=-
I haven't finished Interview 02 yet...so put your questions in your reviews or email them to me NOW!!! WHILE YOU STILL CAN! The next guests are Mario, Peach (& Toad), and Luigi.
Oh, if you decide to email me your questions, don't forget to provide your user name. FF.net isn't the only place where I put this up...I wouldn't want some wacky sicko sending spam to people's email addresses.
BTW, the last chapter should be popping up soon.