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AN: I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR NOT UPDATING. I am so bad. I knew I shoulda stayed home from school today, only thing interesting was seeing Brad (from Japanese class) and his identical twin in the halls. damn they're hot. shame they're juniors.. Anyway. On to story. And I am high on Halloween candy so be afraid.
Chapter 2
"Cabin number two-seven-five-zero-eight-nine-ten-eleven-fifty-six-thirty- nine HEY! I was reading that you loser!"
"No you weren't, and besides, there's no such thing as cabin number two- seven-five-zero-eight-nine-ten-eleven-fifty-six-thirty-nine anyway.." Nicole stared at the stolen paper for a full minute until pronouncing the number: "432."
"Wow you can read!! CONGRATULATIONS, LET'S GIVE HER A PRIZE-"
"Shuddup, you want that guy to hear you?" Kate glared at Shellie evilly.
"Possibly, I'm not quite sure. what was his name again?" Ziegler just rolled his eyes and snatched the paper, until he remembered that he couldn't read. "Hey I think this is it, muah hahaha."
"I claim this room in the name of Planet Nicole," she said and confiscating the remote, stretched out on the bed to see if they got HBO. Like most of the other rooms on the boat, this one had two beds, and matching TV and desk sets. The curtains were open, revealing the startling blue sea outside.
"OHHH," Nicole said, noticing the view. "It's so prettyful."
"That's not a word."
"Oh shut up you overgrown science experiment, no one asked for your opinion!" Kate growled at this insult and quickly ran off with the remote. Ziegler just shook his head, knowing that this wouldn't end well.
Down the hall, the guys were still looking for their own rooms.
"I'm telling you, it's 433, 434 and 435 okay NOT THAT COMPLICATED!" Wufei leaned back against one of the walls, completely ignoring everyone else in the crowed hallway. 'Stupid. err. Quatre. had to go and walk off with the paper. does he always have to be so nice?'
"How are we supposed to find Quatre when he gets back?" Heero asked calmly. Duo raised one hand to answer, then dropped it. "Well, I've got the keys so, let's just try those rooms and see if they work." Without waiting for an answer, he walked off.
"For once it wasn't my fault, IN YO FACE CHANG!!" Laughing maniacally, Duo skipped down the hall after Heero and Trowa; Wufei was left struggling to find a retort that wouldn't embarrass himself.
"The faster we're falling, we're stopping and stalling, we're running in circles again. Just as things were looking up, you said it wasn't good enough, but still we're trying one more time. But maybe we're just trying to hard, when really it's closer than it is too far. CUZ I'M IN TOO DEEP AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER..
This is who I am and this is what I like: JC, Sum and Blink is rocking in my room. If you're looking for me I'll be at the show, I can never find a better place to go, until the day I die, I promise I'll won't change. So ya better give up. I DONWANNA BE TOLD TO GROW UP and I don't want to change I just want to have fun. I DONWANNA BE TOLD TO GROW UP and I don't want to change so you'd better give up cuz I'm not going to change. I don't want to grow up. I like to stay up late for hours on the phone.."
"COULD YOU POSSIBLY STOP SINGING THE FIRST 30 SECONDS OF EVERYONE SONG FOR ONE MINUTE??"
"No, I don't think I can Shellie. I don't think I can.." And with that she started into 'Still Waiting', mentally counting how many songs she had memorized the words to (over 200); following the trail of harassed looking teenagers, in the never ending search for the remote, while Shellie slowly lost her patience.
"I swear on all my broken cell phones graves that if you don't stop singing, YOU WILL PAY," she screeched, causing many heads to turn. Nicole turned around, slapping some poor girl in the face with her long red- streaked hair.
"Really? AND IF I DON'T FIND THAT REMOTE, I'LL SWEAR ON MY BROKEN LAPTOPS GRAVES THAT YOU WILL PAY!!" The glared at each other for a full minute, people slowly backing into the nearest room and locking them. Nicole and Shellie were famous for their tempers.
"How about we just find the remote?" Kate asked, mysteriously appearing from behind Nicole.
They just looked at each other: "Okay. Lead the way Lord Capitan!" Kate snickered and walked around, glancing back at them occasionally, until Shellie stopped dead.
"Wait, didn't Kate take the remote? And wasn't Ziegler following her? Or wait, no I lied. Never mind. Keep walking." This continued on for a number of minutes, until they all were thoroughly lost. But guess who they should run into?
"HEY BLONDIE!" Quatre turned around. "WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?"
"Uhh." He thought he remembered them from somewhere. but it hadn't clicked yet. "I'm not sure myself. Do you know which way it is to," he looked down at the slightly crumpled piece of paper. "434?" They face-faulted, feet in the air.
"OWWW WHO PUT THE FLOOR THERE? GEEZ."
"Shellie-san wa cowaii to baka desu!*" Quatre just looked on in mild amusement.
"That's about where we're going, or trying to anyway. See, I stole the remote from them and then they went looking for me and-PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" She cowered behind Quatre (which was very hard because of the size diff), throwing the remote as a piece offering. Somewhere 3 floors above them, a TV switched on to HBO.
"This is all very fascinating and such, but I really should be getting back to my friends," he said nervously.
"OH well if THAT'S what you really wanted to do, why didn't you say so? But anyway, it's definitely not on this floor, so lets just go backwards and uh. yeah. You get the idea." Her green eyes shone with pride as Shellie led the way back.
"Follow the yellow brick. wait that's not right." Nicole muttered to herself, struggling to come up with a new tune to help her concentrate.
Meanwhile, back in level 4.
"OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR ALREADY HEERO! I haven't got all day you know. I might just die of hunger."
"And do us all a favor," Wufei finished under his breath. Wufei, Trowa and Duo were slumped against the opposite wall, waiting for the Perfect Soldier to figure out this new kind of door.
"It's just like in hotels, you swipe the card through the slot." Trowa supplied.
"Well it's NOT WORKING BAKA!" They all sweat-dropped. 'I can't believe they put such contraptions on SHIPS and not in bases!' "Fine if you all are so smart, FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!" Heero folded his arms across his chest and stomped down the hall in rage.
Picking up one of the discarded cards, Duo studied it for a moment, then swiped it. "YO HEE-CHAN IT'S OPEN!"
"What??" The Perfect Soldier tripped over his own feet in his rush to see this miracle. Growling in what was plainly Japanese, he sat down on the bed and threw his shoe at Duo.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR??" He threw the shoe back, ignoring Trowa's laughter. And so began the worlds most vulgar shoe fight ever..
AN: Hey, sorry it's really short, but I've got homework, okay? Okay. Must get higher than 3.72, must get into good collage. Also the fact that I am inspired to write more humor fics, and I found a LOOPHOLE!! *does happy dance* You'll see later, but in another fic possibly.
*= 'Shellie-san is scary and stupid!'
AN: I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR NOT UPDATING. I am so bad. I knew I shoulda stayed home from school today, only thing interesting was seeing Brad (from Japanese class) and his identical twin in the halls. damn they're hot. shame they're juniors.. Anyway. On to story. And I am high on Halloween candy so be afraid.
Chapter 2
"Cabin number two-seven-five-zero-eight-nine-ten-eleven-fifty-six-thirty- nine HEY! I was reading that you loser!"
"No you weren't, and besides, there's no such thing as cabin number two- seven-five-zero-eight-nine-ten-eleven-fifty-six-thirty-nine anyway.." Nicole stared at the stolen paper for a full minute until pronouncing the number: "432."
"Wow you can read!! CONGRATULATIONS, LET'S GIVE HER A PRIZE-"
"Shuddup, you want that guy to hear you?" Kate glared at Shellie evilly.
"Possibly, I'm not quite sure. what was his name again?" Ziegler just rolled his eyes and snatched the paper, until he remembered that he couldn't read. "Hey I think this is it, muah hahaha."
"I claim this room in the name of Planet Nicole," she said and confiscating the remote, stretched out on the bed to see if they got HBO. Like most of the other rooms on the boat, this one had two beds, and matching TV and desk sets. The curtains were open, revealing the startling blue sea outside.
"OHHH," Nicole said, noticing the view. "It's so prettyful."
"That's not a word."
"Oh shut up you overgrown science experiment, no one asked for your opinion!" Kate growled at this insult and quickly ran off with the remote. Ziegler just shook his head, knowing that this wouldn't end well.
Down the hall, the guys were still looking for their own rooms.
"I'm telling you, it's 433, 434 and 435 okay NOT THAT COMPLICATED!" Wufei leaned back against one of the walls, completely ignoring everyone else in the crowed hallway. 'Stupid. err. Quatre. had to go and walk off with the paper. does he always have to be so nice?'
"How are we supposed to find Quatre when he gets back?" Heero asked calmly. Duo raised one hand to answer, then dropped it. "Well, I've got the keys so, let's just try those rooms and see if they work." Without waiting for an answer, he walked off.
"For once it wasn't my fault, IN YO FACE CHANG!!" Laughing maniacally, Duo skipped down the hall after Heero and Trowa; Wufei was left struggling to find a retort that wouldn't embarrass himself.
"The faster we're falling, we're stopping and stalling, we're running in circles again. Just as things were looking up, you said it wasn't good enough, but still we're trying one more time. But maybe we're just trying to hard, when really it's closer than it is too far. CUZ I'M IN TOO DEEP AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER..
This is who I am and this is what I like: JC, Sum and Blink is rocking in my room. If you're looking for me I'll be at the show, I can never find a better place to go, until the day I die, I promise I'll won't change. So ya better give up. I DONWANNA BE TOLD TO GROW UP and I don't want to change I just want to have fun. I DONWANNA BE TOLD TO GROW UP and I don't want to change so you'd better give up cuz I'm not going to change. I don't want to grow up. I like to stay up late for hours on the phone.."
"COULD YOU POSSIBLY STOP SINGING THE FIRST 30 SECONDS OF EVERYONE SONG FOR ONE MINUTE??"
"No, I don't think I can Shellie. I don't think I can.." And with that she started into 'Still Waiting', mentally counting how many songs she had memorized the words to (over 200); following the trail of harassed looking teenagers, in the never ending search for the remote, while Shellie slowly lost her patience.
"I swear on all my broken cell phones graves that if you don't stop singing, YOU WILL PAY," she screeched, causing many heads to turn. Nicole turned around, slapping some poor girl in the face with her long red- streaked hair.
"Really? AND IF I DON'T FIND THAT REMOTE, I'LL SWEAR ON MY BROKEN LAPTOPS GRAVES THAT YOU WILL PAY!!" The glared at each other for a full minute, people slowly backing into the nearest room and locking them. Nicole and Shellie were famous for their tempers.
"How about we just find the remote?" Kate asked, mysteriously appearing from behind Nicole.
They just looked at each other: "Okay. Lead the way Lord Capitan!" Kate snickered and walked around, glancing back at them occasionally, until Shellie stopped dead.
"Wait, didn't Kate take the remote? And wasn't Ziegler following her? Or wait, no I lied. Never mind. Keep walking." This continued on for a number of minutes, until they all were thoroughly lost. But guess who they should run into?
"HEY BLONDIE!" Quatre turned around. "WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?"
"Uhh." He thought he remembered them from somewhere. but it hadn't clicked yet. "I'm not sure myself. Do you know which way it is to," he looked down at the slightly crumpled piece of paper. "434?" They face-faulted, feet in the air.
"OWWW WHO PUT THE FLOOR THERE? GEEZ."
"Shellie-san wa cowaii to baka desu!*" Quatre just looked on in mild amusement.
"That's about where we're going, or trying to anyway. See, I stole the remote from them and then they went looking for me and-PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" She cowered behind Quatre (which was very hard because of the size diff), throwing the remote as a piece offering. Somewhere 3 floors above them, a TV switched on to HBO.
"This is all very fascinating and such, but I really should be getting back to my friends," he said nervously.
"OH well if THAT'S what you really wanted to do, why didn't you say so? But anyway, it's definitely not on this floor, so lets just go backwards and uh. yeah. You get the idea." Her green eyes shone with pride as Shellie led the way back.
"Follow the yellow brick. wait that's not right." Nicole muttered to herself, struggling to come up with a new tune to help her concentrate.
Meanwhile, back in level 4.
"OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR ALREADY HEERO! I haven't got all day you know. I might just die of hunger."
"And do us all a favor," Wufei finished under his breath. Wufei, Trowa and Duo were slumped against the opposite wall, waiting for the Perfect Soldier to figure out this new kind of door.
"It's just like in hotels, you swipe the card through the slot." Trowa supplied.
"Well it's NOT WORKING BAKA!" They all sweat-dropped. 'I can't believe they put such contraptions on SHIPS and not in bases!' "Fine if you all are so smart, FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!" Heero folded his arms across his chest and stomped down the hall in rage.
Picking up one of the discarded cards, Duo studied it for a moment, then swiped it. "YO HEE-CHAN IT'S OPEN!"
"What??" The Perfect Soldier tripped over his own feet in his rush to see this miracle. Growling in what was plainly Japanese, he sat down on the bed and threw his shoe at Duo.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR??" He threw the shoe back, ignoring Trowa's laughter. And so began the worlds most vulgar shoe fight ever..
AN: Hey, sorry it's really short, but I've got homework, okay? Okay. Must get higher than 3.72, must get into good collage. Also the fact that I am inspired to write more humor fics, and I found a LOOPHOLE!! *does happy dance* You'll see later, but in another fic possibly.
*= 'Shellie-san is scary and stupid!'