Hey all, my first and probably only ever MIGHTY DUCKS story. This is ooc,
so blah blah. I will make fun of practically everything, and I know some
on you already went speeding down to the review button to HARASS AND FLAME
ME! GOOD LUCK! CAUSE IT TAKES A LOT TO BRING ME DOWN! Hah hah! Anyways,
read and flame, or read and review (well flames are reviews, but whatever).
Have fun. BTW I am making fun of Mary-Sues, cuz they suck.
DISCLAIMER- I do not own Mighty Ducks, if I did it wouldn't be so damn confusing
This is a tale of four months ago, about a day that changed the lives of the ducks forever. May be good, may be bad. It all depends. It all starts in an abandoned warehouse where Dive, Duke, Wing, Mal, Tonya, Grin, and Mary-Sue are fighting an evil big ugly purple and pink polka dotted monster.
I almost forgot you probably have no idea who Mary-Sue is. Mary-Sue is a beautiful sixteen-year-old girl, with jet-black hair that is more beautiful than the midnight sky full of stars. Her eyes are a beautiful ice blue, when she is happy they look like a calm pool, when she is mad, they turn to cold blue. She has beautiful white feathers, and a nicely golden beak. She wasn't fat, yet she wasn't thin. She was just right, about 5'6" in height and 110 pounds. Oh so pretty. She had a butt all the guys loved, and of course her breasts were a "wonderful" 36C. She was great with children, always had a joke to put a smile on someone's face, listened with such care and concern, full of wonderful advice, was strong, a complete genius (she should have skipped four grades!), was a wonderful leader, and of course she always knew a sneak attack. Sadly though, Mary-Sue had a horrible, horrible past. When she was little her father's servants use to molest her, and once she was even raped. Her father paid little attention to her, her mother was a drunk, and she was heavily abused. But she didn't let that get her down, no sir. She used it to her advantage. That's where she got her love for being good. What a nice citizen. She would never hurt a fly, she started a drunk's clinic, and she loved to go help children. And give them presents and good affection. Everyone loved Mary-Sue. In fact, for a long time Dive and Duke use to fight over her. Mary- Sue got mad then, she told them, she wasn't their property. She stormed off and almost died in a car accident. Everyone realized she wasn't just a thing she was duck with feelings too. Dive and Duke took care of her, and stood by her side. Then Duke fell in love with some duck named Sammy, so Dive and Mary-Sue instantly started dating. Now they were in love, but since they were only sixteen not ready to marry.
Anyways, they are all in the abandoned warehouse, fighting the evil monster. They were being beaten pretty badly.
" I will kill all you ducks, now and forever!" Screamed the monster.
" Never!" Duke screamed back, and went running, Mary-Sue grabbed his arm.
" Are you crazy? Let him take me." Mary-Sue said. She was willing to die for everyone she loved.
"Hah, you think love and concern will pull you through? Think again Dixie chick!" The monster screamed. Mary-Sue couldn't help it, she had to save them. So she went running around in a circle, soon everyone was doing it. As the rest of the ducks ran in circles (confusing the monster), Mary-Sue went behind him and shot him with her super powers. He disappeared.
" Mary-Sue you did it!" They all screamed happily.
" It was nothing." Mary-Sue said with a smile, and then she blew the smoke from her fingers away.
" You're a caring girl, Mary-Sue." Wing said full of pride.
" Totally Girl-power." Mal said and gave her Girl Power sign.
" Excellent." Tonya said with her annoying stuffed nose sounding voice.
" It's no problem, I'd do anything for you guys." Mary-Sue said. She looked at Duke.
" Hey you totally kicked ass." Duke said, acting like the big macho guy he thinks he is.
" Mary-Sue, I wish I had some good words for you. But I'm all out." Grin said, he smiled. Oh that big old Zen guy. Mary-Sue laughed, her perfect laugh.
" Oh it's okay. I'm so glad you guys were there for me." Mary-Sue said, she smiled hugely then. "You know, I can't take all the credit. You guys did a lot too."
" Oh but you did most." Wing said.
" But it's not fair." Mary-Sue said. "Without you guys I would have died."
" Hey you were pretty good there." Duke said. He smiled then. "Even for a pretty, petite girl."
" I told you guys, I look all petite but I can kick some butt." Mary-Sue said with a smiled.
" Oh Mary-Sue." Everyone chimed. That girl was so cute.
" Hey I have an idea, let's go get some tacos!" Mary-Sue said. "Dive loves tacos."
" Oh Mary-Sue." Dive said, and gave his wonderful girlfriend and hug. Mary-Sue was so perfect, always thinking of others first. And she always had wonderful ideas.that Mary-Sue.
~~ Haha! That's the first chapter. Look for the next soon. AND YES I AM MAKING FUN OF ALL YOU MARY-SUE PRODUCERS. MARY-SUES SUCK!
DISCLAIMER- I do not own Mighty Ducks, if I did it wouldn't be so damn confusing
This is a tale of four months ago, about a day that changed the lives of the ducks forever. May be good, may be bad. It all depends. It all starts in an abandoned warehouse where Dive, Duke, Wing, Mal, Tonya, Grin, and Mary-Sue are fighting an evil big ugly purple and pink polka dotted monster.
I almost forgot you probably have no idea who Mary-Sue is. Mary-Sue is a beautiful sixteen-year-old girl, with jet-black hair that is more beautiful than the midnight sky full of stars. Her eyes are a beautiful ice blue, when she is happy they look like a calm pool, when she is mad, they turn to cold blue. She has beautiful white feathers, and a nicely golden beak. She wasn't fat, yet she wasn't thin. She was just right, about 5'6" in height and 110 pounds. Oh so pretty. She had a butt all the guys loved, and of course her breasts were a "wonderful" 36C. She was great with children, always had a joke to put a smile on someone's face, listened with such care and concern, full of wonderful advice, was strong, a complete genius (she should have skipped four grades!), was a wonderful leader, and of course she always knew a sneak attack. Sadly though, Mary-Sue had a horrible, horrible past. When she was little her father's servants use to molest her, and once she was even raped. Her father paid little attention to her, her mother was a drunk, and she was heavily abused. But she didn't let that get her down, no sir. She used it to her advantage. That's where she got her love for being good. What a nice citizen. She would never hurt a fly, she started a drunk's clinic, and she loved to go help children. And give them presents and good affection. Everyone loved Mary-Sue. In fact, for a long time Dive and Duke use to fight over her. Mary- Sue got mad then, she told them, she wasn't their property. She stormed off and almost died in a car accident. Everyone realized she wasn't just a thing she was duck with feelings too. Dive and Duke took care of her, and stood by her side. Then Duke fell in love with some duck named Sammy, so Dive and Mary-Sue instantly started dating. Now they were in love, but since they were only sixteen not ready to marry.
Anyways, they are all in the abandoned warehouse, fighting the evil monster. They were being beaten pretty badly.
" I will kill all you ducks, now and forever!" Screamed the monster.
" Never!" Duke screamed back, and went running, Mary-Sue grabbed his arm.
" Are you crazy? Let him take me." Mary-Sue said. She was willing to die for everyone she loved.
"Hah, you think love and concern will pull you through? Think again Dixie chick!" The monster screamed. Mary-Sue couldn't help it, she had to save them. So she went running around in a circle, soon everyone was doing it. As the rest of the ducks ran in circles (confusing the monster), Mary-Sue went behind him and shot him with her super powers. He disappeared.
" Mary-Sue you did it!" They all screamed happily.
" It was nothing." Mary-Sue said with a smile, and then she blew the smoke from her fingers away.
" You're a caring girl, Mary-Sue." Wing said full of pride.
" Totally Girl-power." Mal said and gave her Girl Power sign.
" Excellent." Tonya said with her annoying stuffed nose sounding voice.
" It's no problem, I'd do anything for you guys." Mary-Sue said. She looked at Duke.
" Hey you totally kicked ass." Duke said, acting like the big macho guy he thinks he is.
" Mary-Sue, I wish I had some good words for you. But I'm all out." Grin said, he smiled. Oh that big old Zen guy. Mary-Sue laughed, her perfect laugh.
" Oh it's okay. I'm so glad you guys were there for me." Mary-Sue said, she smiled hugely then. "You know, I can't take all the credit. You guys did a lot too."
" Oh but you did most." Wing said.
" But it's not fair." Mary-Sue said. "Without you guys I would have died."
" Hey you were pretty good there." Duke said. He smiled then. "Even for a pretty, petite girl."
" I told you guys, I look all petite but I can kick some butt." Mary-Sue said with a smiled.
" Oh Mary-Sue." Everyone chimed. That girl was so cute.
" Hey I have an idea, let's go get some tacos!" Mary-Sue said. "Dive loves tacos."
" Oh Mary-Sue." Dive said, and gave his wonderful girlfriend and hug. Mary-Sue was so perfect, always thinking of others first. And she always had wonderful ideas.that Mary-Sue.
~~ Haha! That's the first chapter. Look for the next soon. AND YES I AM MAKING FUN OF ALL YOU MARY-SUE PRODUCERS. MARY-SUES SUCK!