Wow! I got a review! YEAH I KICK ASS! WHOOOO! Anyways *ahem* yes, yes
indeed. Mary-sues suck. I hate him! DOWN WITH MARY-SUES! DOWN WITH MARY-
SUES! Well, anyways. Review, flame, review, flame. It's all good.!
DISCLAIMER- I DO NOT OWN MIGHTY DUCKS, WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE A GOOD THING
In the new and improved Taco Shoppe, the gang of ducks sat together, smiling. Life was grand, they beat the monster, and everyone was happy.
" I'm so happy we beat that monster." Wing said, full of pride. He was the best leader for the group.
"I think everyone is happy about it." Tonya said and pushed her glasses up with a snort.
" Not everyone." Mary-Sue said with a serious face.
" Huh?" Everyone chimed.
" Well the monster isn't happy." Mary-Sue said. Everyone laughed.
" You're too funny Mary-Sue." Mal said. "Hey let's go shopping later. You always get the best outfits."
" Oh I do not." Mary-Sue said with a slight giggle.
" You do too." Tonya said, once again she snorted. . "You can stop being so humble, you deserve to think about yourself and how great you are."
" Nah, I don't think so." Mary-Sue said.
" Totally Girlfriend, like think about yourself!" Mallory said and flipped her hair.
" Yeah Honey, it's okay to think about yourself once in a while." Dive said.
" You guys are the best." Mary-Sue said with a smile. Then she got serious. "But see, when I think about myself, I just remember the bad things that happened." Mary-Sue took a deep breath and started to cry, Dive and Duke hugged her. "And I don't like to do that, I-I-I like to think about others, and how I can help them."
" And that's what makes you an excellent person Mary-Sue." Duke said. Only Mary-Sue could get Duke to show his soft side.
" Yeah, and without you. We could be dead right now. You're a great person." Dive said.
" Really?" She [Mary-Sue] asked.
" Totally Girlfriend." Mal said, with her perky voice.
" To my calculations." Tonya started. "Yes."
"Oh Tonya." Mary-Sue said and gave her a hug. "You guys rock."
" So do you." Everyone said.
" To Mary-Sue." Wing said proposing a toast. Everyone clicked their soda glasses together, and Mary-Sue giggled.
~~
Later, Dive and Mary-Sue said their goodnights and went to their separate rooms. Dive wanted to share a room, but Mary-Sue said they were too young. That Mary-Sue, she knew for the best. Dive quietly got out of bed, and went on a walk.
He needed time to think, time to think about everything. How perfect his life was, yet it felt like something was wrong? Hm, what was it? While he was on a walk he ran into someone.
" Hey." The girl duck said.
" Uh-hi." Dive said. "My name is Dive."
" Oh, I'm Mary-Jane", the girl replied. Dive looked over Mary-Jane. Mary- Jane had boring brown hair with boring brown eyes. She was rather chubby, probably about 5'3", and 135 pounds. Her feathers were a normal color, and her beak was normal. She looked very normal. Her butt wasn't to die for, and her breasts weren't that big, probably about a size 34B.
" Nice meeting you." Dive said, and continued on his way.
" Wait, you want to go for a walk together?" Mary-Jane asked. Dive thought for a moment. Should he?
" Sure." Dive said.
The two walked around for about three hours, just getting to know each other. Mary-Jane was just your average joe. She was okay with little kids, she was funny, not dumb, yet not smart, just average. She had no special powers. Her hobbies included nothing. She had a normal background. Dive couldn't stop thinking about how Mary-Jane and Mary-Sue were so different. As the walk ended, Mary-Jane turned toward Dive.
" So, do you want to go to the movies with me tomorrow night?" She asked.
" Uh." Dive stuttered. What should he say?
~~
HAHAH! Will Dive say yes? Will he tell Mary-Sue about Mary-Jane? What will happen? Tune in soon, same story, same site, until next time my friends. May the force be with you while you flame my sorry ass.
DISCLAIMER- I DO NOT OWN MIGHTY DUCKS, WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE A GOOD THING
In the new and improved Taco Shoppe, the gang of ducks sat together, smiling. Life was grand, they beat the monster, and everyone was happy.
" I'm so happy we beat that monster." Wing said, full of pride. He was the best leader for the group.
"I think everyone is happy about it." Tonya said and pushed her glasses up with a snort.
" Not everyone." Mary-Sue said with a serious face.
" Huh?" Everyone chimed.
" Well the monster isn't happy." Mary-Sue said. Everyone laughed.
" You're too funny Mary-Sue." Mal said. "Hey let's go shopping later. You always get the best outfits."
" Oh I do not." Mary-Sue said with a slight giggle.
" You do too." Tonya said, once again she snorted. . "You can stop being so humble, you deserve to think about yourself and how great you are."
" Nah, I don't think so." Mary-Sue said.
" Totally Girlfriend, like think about yourself!" Mallory said and flipped her hair.
" Yeah Honey, it's okay to think about yourself once in a while." Dive said.
" You guys are the best." Mary-Sue said with a smile. Then she got serious. "But see, when I think about myself, I just remember the bad things that happened." Mary-Sue took a deep breath and started to cry, Dive and Duke hugged her. "And I don't like to do that, I-I-I like to think about others, and how I can help them."
" And that's what makes you an excellent person Mary-Sue." Duke said. Only Mary-Sue could get Duke to show his soft side.
" Yeah, and without you. We could be dead right now. You're a great person." Dive said.
" Really?" She [Mary-Sue] asked.
" Totally Girlfriend." Mal said, with her perky voice.
" To my calculations." Tonya started. "Yes."
"Oh Tonya." Mary-Sue said and gave her a hug. "You guys rock."
" So do you." Everyone said.
" To Mary-Sue." Wing said proposing a toast. Everyone clicked their soda glasses together, and Mary-Sue giggled.
~~
Later, Dive and Mary-Sue said their goodnights and went to their separate rooms. Dive wanted to share a room, but Mary-Sue said they were too young. That Mary-Sue, she knew for the best. Dive quietly got out of bed, and went on a walk.
He needed time to think, time to think about everything. How perfect his life was, yet it felt like something was wrong? Hm, what was it? While he was on a walk he ran into someone.
" Hey." The girl duck said.
" Uh-hi." Dive said. "My name is Dive."
" Oh, I'm Mary-Jane", the girl replied. Dive looked over Mary-Jane. Mary- Jane had boring brown hair with boring brown eyes. She was rather chubby, probably about 5'3", and 135 pounds. Her feathers were a normal color, and her beak was normal. She looked very normal. Her butt wasn't to die for, and her breasts weren't that big, probably about a size 34B.
" Nice meeting you." Dive said, and continued on his way.
" Wait, you want to go for a walk together?" Mary-Jane asked. Dive thought for a moment. Should he?
" Sure." Dive said.
The two walked around for about three hours, just getting to know each other. Mary-Jane was just your average joe. She was okay with little kids, she was funny, not dumb, yet not smart, just average. She had no special powers. Her hobbies included nothing. She had a normal background. Dive couldn't stop thinking about how Mary-Jane and Mary-Sue were so different. As the walk ended, Mary-Jane turned toward Dive.
" So, do you want to go to the movies with me tomorrow night?" She asked.
" Uh." Dive stuttered. What should he say?
~~
HAHAH! Will Dive say yes? Will he tell Mary-Sue about Mary-Jane? What will happen? Tune in soon, same story, same site, until next time my friends. May the force be with you while you flame my sorry ass.