Treize and Une's Circus Day
By ArtemisFOwlCM May/June 2000
Treize: Lady Une, let us go to the circus today. Une: Oakie Dokie! (They went ot the circus and ran into Trowa.) Trowa, where's Cathy? Trowa: Well, er, there was WuFei and the Jackals and she gone now. Une: Yea! Yea! Yea! Treize: Let's go play a game! Une: Ring around the Rosie! Let's play Ring around the Rosie! Treize & Une: Ring around the rosie! Ring around the Rosie! Packet full of posies! Trowa: (With a thoroughly disturbed look on his face.) You guys are scaring me. A LOT! Une: Don't play with nuclear missiles children! Some one could get an eye poked out! Trowa: Okay. I won't, thanks for the warning though. (Now he has his hands in front of himself and backing away slowly with many sweat drops forming on his face.) Treize: It's okay Trowa, your duck is flammable. Trowa: (Screaming and running away.) I don't have a duck! Manager: Trowa, what's wrong? Trowa: (Curled up in a ball in the corner sucking his thumb.) Treize.Une. FREAKS! FREAKS! Manager: Have you seen a doctor lately, boy? (He walks over to Treize and Une.) Stop scaring the performers! Une: A fish ma'am. Manager: Why I autta! Une: I told you if you ordered the fish by mail and it came to dead there is no refund! Treize: Cool! He's a big red puffer fish! Une: why? Treize: Cuz his face is getting really big and red! Une: Coooooooll! I wonder if we can pop him!? Treize: Let's try! Treize & Une: Poke! Poke! Poke! Manager: (The red leaves his face as he backs away and he smirks as an idea comes into his head.) You guys would make great clowns. Treize & Une: Would we ma'am? Manager: (Trying to keep his cool.) YES! Une: Oaky Dokie! Manager: Just get into the box. (Treize and Une wlk into the box and Manager closes shut, boards, nails, and chains the box.) Trowa: (Now recovered from his recent shock of horror.) What's with the box? Manager: Come with me and help carry the box. Trowa: Fine. They put the box in the back of Trowa's truck and drive to the top of a cliff.) ~- In the Box -~ Treize: I hope we get a cookie for doing this! Une: No, COTTON CANDY! Treize: Cookie! (They start fighting over if they get a cookie or cotton candy. Trowa and Manager push the box of the cliff into the ocean.) ~- Not in the box -~ Trowa: What was in there? Manager: Treize and Une! Trowa: You mean, to tell me, (in a serious monotone watching as Manager nods.) that we just pushed the mental case leaders of the United Earth's Sphere Alliance over a cliff, in a box, into the ocean? Manager: (Still nodding.) Yup! Trowa: (Same serious face.) AWESOME! ~- Later -~ Fisherman: Cool box. (He opens it ans Treize and Une pop out and her dies of a heart attack.) Treize: Where's my cookie? Une: No! Cotton Candy! Treize: Cookie! Une: Cotton candy! (An innocent bystander witnesses the incident and has Treize, Une, Trowa, and Manager all thrown in the same mental institution as Duo and WuFei on a case of mental instability. Duo and WuFei are still hurling their bodies at the wall between each other, screaming.) END Is it insane enough yet? Hope so! ~Arty I dun own these characters they're not mine they're someone elses
Treize: Lady Une, let us go to the circus today. Une: Oakie Dokie! (They went ot the circus and ran into Trowa.) Trowa, where's Cathy? Trowa: Well, er, there was WuFei and the Jackals and she gone now. Une: Yea! Yea! Yea! Treize: Let's go play a game! Une: Ring around the Rosie! Let's play Ring around the Rosie! Treize & Une: Ring around the rosie! Ring around the Rosie! Packet full of posies! Trowa: (With a thoroughly disturbed look on his face.) You guys are scaring me. A LOT! Une: Don't play with nuclear missiles children! Some one could get an eye poked out! Trowa: Okay. I won't, thanks for the warning though. (Now he has his hands in front of himself and backing away slowly with many sweat drops forming on his face.) Treize: It's okay Trowa, your duck is flammable. Trowa: (Screaming and running away.) I don't have a duck! Manager: Trowa, what's wrong? Trowa: (Curled up in a ball in the corner sucking his thumb.) Treize.Une. FREAKS! FREAKS! Manager: Have you seen a doctor lately, boy? (He walks over to Treize and Une.) Stop scaring the performers! Une: A fish ma'am. Manager: Why I autta! Une: I told you if you ordered the fish by mail and it came to dead there is no refund! Treize: Cool! He's a big red puffer fish! Une: why? Treize: Cuz his face is getting really big and red! Une: Coooooooll! I wonder if we can pop him!? Treize: Let's try! Treize & Une: Poke! Poke! Poke! Manager: (The red leaves his face as he backs away and he smirks as an idea comes into his head.) You guys would make great clowns. Treize & Une: Would we ma'am? Manager: (Trying to keep his cool.) YES! Une: Oaky Dokie! Manager: Just get into the box. (Treize and Une wlk into the box and Manager closes shut, boards, nails, and chains the box.) Trowa: (Now recovered from his recent shock of horror.) What's with the box? Manager: Come with me and help carry the box. Trowa: Fine. They put the box in the back of Trowa's truck and drive to the top of a cliff.) ~- In the Box -~ Treize: I hope we get a cookie for doing this! Une: No, COTTON CANDY! Treize: Cookie! (They start fighting over if they get a cookie or cotton candy. Trowa and Manager push the box of the cliff into the ocean.) ~- Not in the box -~ Trowa: What was in there? Manager: Treize and Une! Trowa: You mean, to tell me, (in a serious monotone watching as Manager nods.) that we just pushed the mental case leaders of the United Earth's Sphere Alliance over a cliff, in a box, into the ocean? Manager: (Still nodding.) Yup! Trowa: (Same serious face.) AWESOME! ~- Later -~ Fisherman: Cool box. (He opens it ans Treize and Une pop out and her dies of a heart attack.) Treize: Where's my cookie? Une: No! Cotton Candy! Treize: Cookie! Une: Cotton candy! (An innocent bystander witnesses the incident and has Treize, Une, Trowa, and Manager all thrown in the same mental institution as Duo and WuFei on a case of mental instability. Duo and WuFei are still hurling their bodies at the wall between each other, screaming.) END Is it insane enough yet? Hope so! ~Arty I dun own these characters they're not mine they're someone elses