AHA! I am feeding you all subliminal evil messages.telling you to REBEL AGAINST THE MARY-SUES! CAUSE THE SUCK SO BAD! Wait, that wasn't really subliminal.damn. KALADAN! I heard her stories suck monkies! Pity! Mores the Pity! Oh yikes, I'm attacking other writers.. what have I become? Wow! An author on ff.net!

DISCLAIMER- do you really think I'd own this show? I watch it with my dear friend once in a while.and usually fall asleep.. BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON? But when I do own the whole world.this show will go back to having new episodes.and will not have so many confusing things. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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"So?" Mary Jane asked. "If you can't decide, I'm leaving." She said, she turned around and walked away kicking the stones.

" No wait." Dive said. "We can go to the movies."

" Cool." Mary Jane said. 'So tomorrow?"

" Yeah." Dive said, he wished he could bite his lips. So he cracked his knuckles

"Bye." Mary Jane said. She walked away. Dive sat there, what had he done? What was he going to do? Quietly he snuck home and snuck back into bed.

The next morning, Mary Sue was out making breakfast for the ducks, usually Mallory made breakfast, but Mary Sue took the job for that day. She was a GREAT cook, wasn't she awesome?

" Uh, you're doing that wrong." Mallory said, watching over Mary Sues shoulder.

" Oh, no I'm not. Go sit." Mary Sue giggled.

" Hey Mal, come here." Wing said. "Let's have Mary Sue try and make us a great breakfast."

" Okay," Mal said. She twirled her hair with her finger, and went prancing to the table.

" I can't wait to taste this." Tonya said, pushing her glasses up.

"Err." Dive moaned, he was so tired.

" Did someone go to bed late?" Duke teased.

"Early to bed, early to wise, makes a man healthy and wise." Grin said, that guy was full of advice.

"More like this," Mary Sue said turning around. "When one is sleepy, there is only one cure. The thing that means most to them." Mary Sue said. She carried over the French toast and then gave Dive a kiss. "Feel better?"

" Yeah." Dive lied. He felt horrible; he did something wrong and bad (a/n, we're talking Disney here).

" Here you go." Mary Sue said. She gave everyone two pieces.

" Em, good

Great

Wonderful

Wow, you should cook everyday," were the responses Mary Sue was getting.

" Hey, Mallory taught me a lot." Mary Sue said. She gave Mallory a wink.

" Hey, you don't have to give everyone else credit for what you have achieved." Duke said, he gave a loving smile.

" There's the Duke I know." Mary Sue said.

" You're the only one who can make him soft," Tonya laughed, while snorting.

" You're perfect Mary Sue." Mallory said, happily.

" Oh, I'm not." Mary Sue said. Dive looked at Mary Sue. Was he making a mistake?

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It's short again! Mah hah hah! I like holding you on the edge! Not that you care. Lol. Anyways, like before.. May the Force be with you, while you flame my sorry ass for writing such a disgraceful story on your Mighty Ducks section!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!