I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER! MWAH HAH HAH! THAT'S WHAT GETTING A LIFE
DOES.alright fuk you, I lie, I still have no life. Um. I wasn't making fun
of your boobs! I'm just saying why the FUKLES do MARY-SUES always have
great boobs? Lol! And I'm not frustrated with the Mary-Sues, I could care
less, but I'm trying to save the sanity of MD fans who have to vomit
everyday from the Mary Sues on this site!
DISCLAIMER- Um.. I don't own mighty ducks, so go fuk a horse NO DON'T! DON'T TORTURE THE POOR ANIMAL! ANIMALS HAVE FEELINGS TOO DAMN IT!
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Dive sat down in a chair thinking very hard and solemn about what to do. It was very; very wrong to lie to Mary Sue after how nice she had been to him. What was a duck to do?
" Something wrong Honey?" Mary Sue asked coming behind Dive.
" No.no.I mean yes." Dive said.
"Oh dear, what is it Sweetie?" Mary Sue asked full of concern. She hoped nothing was wrong with her love.
" I have a confession." Dive said pouting.
" What is it? You can tell me anything," Mary Sue said. The truth was, when you were around Mary Sue, you just tended to open up. She was a great listener, and always had the right answer. Which was why it was so hard to lie to her, because she always got the truth.
" Last night I went on a walk, and met a girl named Mary Jane. She was really nice and asked me to go the movies with her tonight, I said yes." Dive shamefully admitted. "I'm sorry, I know it's wrong." (a/n.one word DISNEY)
"It's okay." Mary Sue said with a sigh.
" Really?" Dive asked flabbergasted.
" Yes, I realize I'm just not right for you." Mary Sue said and looked away. Tears formed in the corner of her eyes, making them look like a pool.
" Sweetie, you're right for me. I just want to go out with her as a friend." Dive explained. "If it makes you feel better, you can drop me off and pick me up so you know I'm at the movies."
" Really?" Mary Sue asked.
" Yeah." Dive said and nodded.
" Oh you're the best Divey!" Mary Sue said happily and threw her arms around Dive.
" No, you are, not many girls would let their boyfriend out with another girl"
" Well you have rights." Mary Sue laughed, Dive laughed too, he felt much better.
Dive and Mary Jane had a great time at the movies. They laughed and talked and talked, and almost got kicked out of the movie theatre from throwing popcorn at each other! Oh how silly! Dive found himself attracted to Mary Jane somehow maybe it was her great apathy, maybe it was because he was going through a guy moment right then. *giggle giggle*
"I think I might kiss you." Mary Jane admitted outside the movie theatre.
" I don't think that would be a good idea." Dive said.
" Oh shut up." Mary Jane laughed, she pulled Dive in and kissed him, he didn't pull away his nerves were excited, it was like adrenaline, his blood was pumping faster than before.
" Dive!" Mary Sue screamed. Of course Mary Sue showed up to witness the tragedy of Dive kissing another girl.
" Mary Sue!" Dive screamed back.
" How could you do this?" Mary Sue cried.
" She kissed me!" Dive protested.
" And you kissed back!" Mary Sue cried. "I saw the whole thing. I'm LEAVING!"
" No, you're too unstable to drive!" Dive shouted back, and with that Mary Sue went running back and left. Dive watched Mary Sue drive away swerving all over the road. He knew he had to do something before something serious happened to Mary Sue.
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HAHAH! How do u like those apples? FLAME ME! FLAME ME! I'M NOTHING BUT GOAT CHEESE! Hehehe. Poor Mary Sue and what she just saw! What's gonna happen? Tune in sometime soon (hopefully) to see what happens next. Until next time, may the force be with you as you eat peep pie and watch Might Ducks.
DISCLAIMER- Um.. I don't own mighty ducks, so go fuk a horse NO DON'T! DON'T TORTURE THE POOR ANIMAL! ANIMALS HAVE FEELINGS TOO DAMN IT!
~~
Dive sat down in a chair thinking very hard and solemn about what to do. It was very; very wrong to lie to Mary Sue after how nice she had been to him. What was a duck to do?
" Something wrong Honey?" Mary Sue asked coming behind Dive.
" No.no.I mean yes." Dive said.
"Oh dear, what is it Sweetie?" Mary Sue asked full of concern. She hoped nothing was wrong with her love.
" I have a confession." Dive said pouting.
" What is it? You can tell me anything," Mary Sue said. The truth was, when you were around Mary Sue, you just tended to open up. She was a great listener, and always had the right answer. Which was why it was so hard to lie to her, because she always got the truth.
" Last night I went on a walk, and met a girl named Mary Jane. She was really nice and asked me to go the movies with her tonight, I said yes." Dive shamefully admitted. "I'm sorry, I know it's wrong." (a/n.one word DISNEY)
"It's okay." Mary Sue said with a sigh.
" Really?" Dive asked flabbergasted.
" Yes, I realize I'm just not right for you." Mary Sue said and looked away. Tears formed in the corner of her eyes, making them look like a pool.
" Sweetie, you're right for me. I just want to go out with her as a friend." Dive explained. "If it makes you feel better, you can drop me off and pick me up so you know I'm at the movies."
" Really?" Mary Sue asked.
" Yeah." Dive said and nodded.
" Oh you're the best Divey!" Mary Sue said happily and threw her arms around Dive.
" No, you are, not many girls would let their boyfriend out with another girl"
" Well you have rights." Mary Sue laughed, Dive laughed too, he felt much better.
Dive and Mary Jane had a great time at the movies. They laughed and talked and talked, and almost got kicked out of the movie theatre from throwing popcorn at each other! Oh how silly! Dive found himself attracted to Mary Jane somehow maybe it was her great apathy, maybe it was because he was going through a guy moment right then. *giggle giggle*
"I think I might kiss you." Mary Jane admitted outside the movie theatre.
" I don't think that would be a good idea." Dive said.
" Oh shut up." Mary Jane laughed, she pulled Dive in and kissed him, he didn't pull away his nerves were excited, it was like adrenaline, his blood was pumping faster than before.
" Dive!" Mary Sue screamed. Of course Mary Sue showed up to witness the tragedy of Dive kissing another girl.
" Mary Sue!" Dive screamed back.
" How could you do this?" Mary Sue cried.
" She kissed me!" Dive protested.
" And you kissed back!" Mary Sue cried. "I saw the whole thing. I'm LEAVING!"
" No, you're too unstable to drive!" Dive shouted back, and with that Mary Sue went running back and left. Dive watched Mary Sue drive away swerving all over the road. He knew he had to do something before something serious happened to Mary Sue.
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HAHAH! How do u like those apples? FLAME ME! FLAME ME! I'M NOTHING BUT GOAT CHEESE! Hehehe. Poor Mary Sue and what she just saw! What's gonna happen? Tune in sometime soon (hopefully) to see what happens next. Until next time, may the force be with you as you eat peep pie and watch Might Ducks.