BABUSHKA!!!!!!!
DISCLAIMER- I do not own Might Ducks, if I did Lily C wouldn't FUKIN (like those apples?) complain. Lol. jp
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" Dive where are you going?" Mary Jane cried.
" I can't be with you, I love Mary Sue and I must find her soon!" Dive said.
" So?" Mary Jane asked.
" You're so evil!" Dive screamed and ran away. He went running as fast as his little duck legs could take him until he reached back to where ever the hell he lived.
"Dive what happened?" Wing asked in his big brother protective tone.
" Mary Sue ran away!" Dive cried out.
She what?" Tonya asked and finally threw away the used tissue she had been studying.
"Okay, okay, the date I was on kissed me, I didn't want to kiss her but she kissed me and Mary Sue saw!" Dive explained.
" You are such a playa!" Mallory squealed.
" No, I'm not!" Dive protested.
" You did what?" Duke screamed. "You cheated on Mary Sue?"
" No! I didn't!"
" Yeah right! Come here you rat, let me show you what it takes to be a man! If you wont stand by Mary Sue, I'll make you stand by yourself!" Duke screamed and pounced on Dive.
BAM
EEEEEKKKK
KAPLOOSH
OOOW
" Stop it!" Wing ordered in a bossy way and ripped the two off each other.
" Let us stop with the hatred and find poor innocent Mary Sue." Grin said. He was meditating before that but people beating each other up isn't too peaceful.
" You're so right. ooh you're smart!" giggled Mallory. Grin smiled shyly.
" Let's go!" Wing said and all the ducks went running outside ready to take care of Mary Sue and find the poor girl.
The gang split up, Duke Wing and Grin together, the two girls, and then Dive by himself.
Dive walked along the lonely streets, tear drops falling one by one, and he couldn't help it. He missed Mary Sue just like he missed Tacos in the morning, but he couldn't get Mary Jane off his mind either.
Sure Mary Sue was sweet, probably the sweetest thang he ever saw, but Mary Jane was just so plain and boring like a normal average duck.
Dive's cell phone rang and he jumped.
' DIVEY!" Mallory cried/screamed into the phone.
" What?" Dive asked.
" Mary Sue is in the hospital, come quick!" She cried and hung up.
Even though Mallory hadn't told him what hospital she was in, he knew by that special instinct he had and went running for the hospital.
"Where is she?" Dive asked running towards the group.
" In ICU," Tonya snorted and let out a gargantuan amount of sobs.
" Oh no!" Dive said. He went running past the doors into ICU no doctors or security stopped him, because this was a special case.
" You must be Dive." A doctor said.
" Yeah." Dive said, he wiped his eyes, he had to stay strong.
" I'm afraid she's been in a terrible accident, she was doing the right thing when a tractor trailor hit her car." The doctor said. "There was massive internal bleeding she was in surgery right away."
" Will she be okay?" Dive cried.
"We don't know yet. She's in a coma and might never wake up again"
" I have to see her." Dive said breaking down.
" I'm afraid not, she's not in well state."
" I have too!" Dive screamed. "I love her!"
" Well for this, I guess we can let it go." The doctor said, he opened the door and let Dive in.
Mary Sue looked terrible. She had all sorts of machines hooked up, bandages all over her light feathers. She was in
" You look beautiful." Dive said to Mary Sue even though she was in a coma. He sat down next to her and held her hand. "Oh, I'm so sorry, I promise to never do something like this again, I swear Mary Sue, I'm so sorry. If you die, I don't know what I'll do, I love you."
Mary Sue just laid there, Dive as sobbing now. He couldn't lose the love of his life.
"Dive?" Mary Sue said quietly. She woke up from the coma! Dive's words of love brought her back.
" Honey!" Dive said excited.
" I love you too, but I'm so mad." Mary Sue said. She was very quiet and her voice was very hoarse.
" I'm sorry." Dive apologized; she stroked the side of his face as if to be an acceptance to his apology.
" Am I going to die?" Mary Sue asked.
" I don't know." Dive said sadly.
" If I die, who will make you breakfast? Who will take care of you?" Mary Sue asked very upset. Even in the worst-case scenario of herself she was thinking about others, what a little sweetheart.
" Don't worry about me, you need to think about yourself." Dive scolded.
" I love you." Mary Sue said quietly and closed her eyes. BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP her heart monitor thingamabob went off.
Dive realized what happened, Mary Sue's heart rate just dropped very, very, very low.
" NURSE! DOCTOR!" Dive screamed he looked at Mary Sue in frenzy. Her heart rate was dropping rapidly she was almost dead.
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Mwah hah hah. Have fun, not flaming my ass, I'm happy I got a flame! HAHAHAHA! Lol. Um, expect next chapter soon! May the force be with you.
REVIEW REPLIES-
Death Lord La- YUM AIR! It wasn't a car it was a moose spy! (is that right? Lol) Um. thanks! AND THANKS FOR MY FLAME, but I must put you on the flame wall! Lol. Later water cousin!
shadowwolf75- Alright Shadowwolf, I will do!
Dalva- Making fun of people's ideas are fun!
Lily C- Making fun of my low intelligence level? I've never been quite humored; all right yes I have, one time this girl told me she was going to write an author-bashing fic about me, that's funny. But you made fun of! I'M TELLING YOUR MOM! Lol. Anyways, I never said I was a comedian, and I never shall. I'm glad over all you like the story, but you must loosen up. Fuk is a funny word, to me at least. I think I heard it in Austin Powers, not sure though. And I will make fun of swear words. I will make the "f- word" fuk, fukles, fukle, etc, because I am way to lazy to change this story to R rated. I won't treat words with respect because I'm pretty sure words don't have feelings. I do not think swearing makes me tougher, or anything like that, you are mistaking me for a twelve year old, spitting out his Dad's chewing tobacco, saying the words "c--t and pu--y". Please realize this. Anyways, I do not force it, when I write my little beginnings that is what I am thinking. I love flames and find them hilarious. Plus I love writing back to the author of the flame (such as I'm doing now) to prove I'm not a moron as you act like I am in the flame. So, I'll talk to you later. And.flame me and go eat some fuking goat cheese lol!
FLAME WALL-
"oh yeah...hold on a sec..........*FLAAAAAMMMME FLAAAAAMMMME* there's that flame you wanted. (I'll save her name because well, she's awesome, and that's a hilarious flame)"
"Hmmmm..dear VillageIdiot, the MarySue business is funny. The insistance on flames and the language however have NOW reached the point of trying too hard. It looks forced, and that makes for BAD comedy. IF, however, you are indelably wedded to the idea that bad language makes you look older, tougher, more sophisticated, or whatever you are trying for: at least spell them correctly. Some of those words are more than a thousand years old. Treat them with respect, as in LUCK is NOT LUK, unless you are a complete moron, and never has been. Get the picture? Enough video-speak." - -Lily C
DISCLAIMER- I do not own Might Ducks, if I did Lily C wouldn't FUKIN (like those apples?) complain. Lol. jp
~~
" Dive where are you going?" Mary Jane cried.
" I can't be with you, I love Mary Sue and I must find her soon!" Dive said.
" So?" Mary Jane asked.
" You're so evil!" Dive screamed and ran away. He went running as fast as his little duck legs could take him until he reached back to where ever the hell he lived.
"Dive what happened?" Wing asked in his big brother protective tone.
" Mary Sue ran away!" Dive cried out.
She what?" Tonya asked and finally threw away the used tissue she had been studying.
"Okay, okay, the date I was on kissed me, I didn't want to kiss her but she kissed me and Mary Sue saw!" Dive explained.
" You are such a playa!" Mallory squealed.
" No, I'm not!" Dive protested.
" You did what?" Duke screamed. "You cheated on Mary Sue?"
" No! I didn't!"
" Yeah right! Come here you rat, let me show you what it takes to be a man! If you wont stand by Mary Sue, I'll make you stand by yourself!" Duke screamed and pounced on Dive.
BAM
EEEEEKKKK
KAPLOOSH
OOOW
" Stop it!" Wing ordered in a bossy way and ripped the two off each other.
" Let us stop with the hatred and find poor innocent Mary Sue." Grin said. He was meditating before that but people beating each other up isn't too peaceful.
" You're so right. ooh you're smart!" giggled Mallory. Grin smiled shyly.
" Let's go!" Wing said and all the ducks went running outside ready to take care of Mary Sue and find the poor girl.
The gang split up, Duke Wing and Grin together, the two girls, and then Dive by himself.
Dive walked along the lonely streets, tear drops falling one by one, and he couldn't help it. He missed Mary Sue just like he missed Tacos in the morning, but he couldn't get Mary Jane off his mind either.
Sure Mary Sue was sweet, probably the sweetest thang he ever saw, but Mary Jane was just so plain and boring like a normal average duck.
Dive's cell phone rang and he jumped.
' DIVEY!" Mallory cried/screamed into the phone.
" What?" Dive asked.
" Mary Sue is in the hospital, come quick!" She cried and hung up.
Even though Mallory hadn't told him what hospital she was in, he knew by that special instinct he had and went running for the hospital.
"Where is she?" Dive asked running towards the group.
" In ICU," Tonya snorted and let out a gargantuan amount of sobs.
" Oh no!" Dive said. He went running past the doors into ICU no doctors or security stopped him, because this was a special case.
" You must be Dive." A doctor said.
" Yeah." Dive said, he wiped his eyes, he had to stay strong.
" I'm afraid she's been in a terrible accident, she was doing the right thing when a tractor trailor hit her car." The doctor said. "There was massive internal bleeding she was in surgery right away."
" Will she be okay?" Dive cried.
"We don't know yet. She's in a coma and might never wake up again"
" I have to see her." Dive said breaking down.
" I'm afraid not, she's not in well state."
" I have too!" Dive screamed. "I love her!"
" Well for this, I guess we can let it go." The doctor said, he opened the door and let Dive in.
Mary Sue looked terrible. She had all sorts of machines hooked up, bandages all over her light feathers. She was in
" You look beautiful." Dive said to Mary Sue even though she was in a coma. He sat down next to her and held her hand. "Oh, I'm so sorry, I promise to never do something like this again, I swear Mary Sue, I'm so sorry. If you die, I don't know what I'll do, I love you."
Mary Sue just laid there, Dive as sobbing now. He couldn't lose the love of his life.
"Dive?" Mary Sue said quietly. She woke up from the coma! Dive's words of love brought her back.
" Honey!" Dive said excited.
" I love you too, but I'm so mad." Mary Sue said. She was very quiet and her voice was very hoarse.
" I'm sorry." Dive apologized; she stroked the side of his face as if to be an acceptance to his apology.
" Am I going to die?" Mary Sue asked.
" I don't know." Dive said sadly.
" If I die, who will make you breakfast? Who will take care of you?" Mary Sue asked very upset. Even in the worst-case scenario of herself she was thinking about others, what a little sweetheart.
" Don't worry about me, you need to think about yourself." Dive scolded.
" I love you." Mary Sue said quietly and closed her eyes. BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP her heart monitor thingamabob went off.
Dive realized what happened, Mary Sue's heart rate just dropped very, very, very low.
" NURSE! DOCTOR!" Dive screamed he looked at Mary Sue in frenzy. Her heart rate was dropping rapidly she was almost dead.
~~
Mwah hah hah. Have fun, not flaming my ass, I'm happy I got a flame! HAHAHAHA! Lol. Um, expect next chapter soon! May the force be with you.
REVIEW REPLIES-
Death Lord La- YUM AIR! It wasn't a car it was a moose spy! (is that right? Lol) Um. thanks! AND THANKS FOR MY FLAME, but I must put you on the flame wall! Lol. Later water cousin!
shadowwolf75- Alright Shadowwolf, I will do!
Dalva- Making fun of people's ideas are fun!
Lily C- Making fun of my low intelligence level? I've never been quite humored; all right yes I have, one time this girl told me she was going to write an author-bashing fic about me, that's funny. But you made fun of! I'M TELLING YOUR MOM! Lol. Anyways, I never said I was a comedian, and I never shall. I'm glad over all you like the story, but you must loosen up. Fuk is a funny word, to me at least. I think I heard it in Austin Powers, not sure though. And I will make fun of swear words. I will make the "f- word" fuk, fukles, fukle, etc, because I am way to lazy to change this story to R rated. I won't treat words with respect because I'm pretty sure words don't have feelings. I do not think swearing makes me tougher, or anything like that, you are mistaking me for a twelve year old, spitting out his Dad's chewing tobacco, saying the words "c--t and pu--y". Please realize this. Anyways, I do not force it, when I write my little beginnings that is what I am thinking. I love flames and find them hilarious. Plus I love writing back to the author of the flame (such as I'm doing now) to prove I'm not a moron as you act like I am in the flame. So, I'll talk to you later. And.flame me and go eat some fuking goat cheese lol!
FLAME WALL-
"oh yeah...hold on a sec..........*FLAAAAAMMMME FLAAAAAMMMME* there's that flame you wanted. (I'll save her name because well, she's awesome, and that's a hilarious flame)"
"Hmmmm..dear VillageIdiot, the MarySue business is funny. The insistance on flames and the language however have NOW reached the point of trying too hard. It looks forced, and that makes for BAD comedy. IF, however, you are indelably wedded to the idea that bad language makes you look older, tougher, more sophisticated, or whatever you are trying for: at least spell them correctly. Some of those words are more than a thousand years old. Treat them with respect, as in LUCK is NOT LUK, unless you are a complete moron, and never has been. Get the picture? Enough video-speak." - -Lily C