Relena, War, and Rabbits
By: ArtemisFowlCM May/June 2000
Relena: Come my freaky rabbits! We must overtake Germany! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Onward! We must march into battle! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Don't eat those carrots! They're your bashing clubs! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: The Sanc Kingdom is too small! We need global domination! MARCH! ONWARD! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: You're right! We must make a plan! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Groups A & C attack Berlin! Groups B & Q . um, go for that little dot over there! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Then, R & W join at the wall and then go over there and, um, ATTACK! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: We must taste VICTORY! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: (Marching and dressed up like a general.) Dum ta da dum de! Rabbits: (With slight tune.) Munch. munch. Relena: Come one! Do I needd to go over the plan again!? Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Groups A & C attack Berlin! Groups B & Q . um, go for that little dot over there! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Then, R & W join at the wall and then go over there and, um, ATTACK! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: If you don't listen to me.! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: We are F.R.O.G.! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Freaky Rabits Overtake Germay. or is it Globe? Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Why don't you have some candy while your at it! Rabbits: (Extra loud.) Munch. munch. Relena: I was just kidding! Geeze! (Sighs.) Rabbits: (Disappointedly.) Munch. munch. Relena: How fat do you things get? Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: You ****in' rabbits! Don't eat that! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Hey! Lay off the bear! Heero gave that to me! (Grabs the bear and hugs and kisses it.) Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: If you dare touch that! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: To Germany! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Rabbit A: (To rabbit B.) What's that pacifist blabbing about? (Note: Bunnies speak in munch munch language.) Rabbit B: War. Rabbit A: Let's take her to the Mental Institution so we can eat in peace. (All of the rabbits pick Relena up on their backs and head for the door.) Relena: YES! FINALLY! TO GERMANY! (She has tears of joy. Relena is taken to the Mental Institution and thrown in a cell. The rabbits are thrown in with Quatre to keep the rats company and everyone else is still there in their usual cells doing their usual freaky things.) END Was it good enough for ya? Most of my friends loved it. I dun own these characters. They belong 2 someone else
Relena: Come my freaky rabbits! We must overtake Germany! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Onward! We must march into battle! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Don't eat those carrots! They're your bashing clubs! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: The Sanc Kingdom is too small! We need global domination! MARCH! ONWARD! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: You're right! We must make a plan! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Groups A & C attack Berlin! Groups B & Q . um, go for that little dot over there! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Then, R & W join at the wall and then go over there and, um, ATTACK! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: We must taste VICTORY! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: (Marching and dressed up like a general.) Dum ta da dum de! Rabbits: (With slight tune.) Munch. munch. Relena: Come one! Do I needd to go over the plan again!? Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Groups A & C attack Berlin! Groups B & Q . um, go for that little dot over there! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Then, R & W join at the wall and then go over there and, um, ATTACK! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: If you don't listen to me.! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: We are F.R.O.G.! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Freaky Rabits Overtake Germay. or is it Globe? Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Why don't you have some candy while your at it! Rabbits: (Extra loud.) Munch. munch. Relena: I was just kidding! Geeze! (Sighs.) Rabbits: (Disappointedly.) Munch. munch. Relena: How fat do you things get? Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: You ****in' rabbits! Don't eat that! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: Hey! Lay off the bear! Heero gave that to me! (Grabs the bear and hugs and kisses it.) Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: If you dare touch that! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Relena: To Germany! Rabbits: Munch. munch. Rabbit A: (To rabbit B.) What's that pacifist blabbing about? (Note: Bunnies speak in munch munch language.) Rabbit B: War. Rabbit A: Let's take her to the Mental Institution so we can eat in peace. (All of the rabbits pick Relena up on their backs and head for the door.) Relena: YES! FINALLY! TO GERMANY! (She has tears of joy. Relena is taken to the Mental Institution and thrown in a cell. The rabbits are thrown in with Quatre to keep the rats company and everyone else is still there in their usual cells doing their usual freaky things.) END Was it good enough for ya? Most of my friends loved it. I dun own these characters. They belong 2 someone else