Last Chapter not that any of you care anyways
DISCLAIMER- I've always pretty much hated Mighty Ducks. um. I only like Dive. and I don't own it, because I would never own such stupidity
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Well, it turns out Mary Sue made it through everything all right, and she was let out of the hospital.
Mary Jane and Dive were in love but then realized it was lust. The lust wasn't because of looks; it was because they thought they could never have each other. Hm, there went their relationship down the toilet.
Duke and his long time girlfriend, Samantha (I really don't care what her name was) had two children and they were hideous. One had a shrunken head and then other was so fat they couldn't fit it in the building. So, they get old and die like everyone else.
Mallory went back to the military and then started making Disney movies about total moronic girls getting sent to boot camp and making some flair while they are there. She ends up working with some whiney blonde from a Disney channel show and they do a whole bunch of shows together.
Tonya marries her computer and someone makes digital children that she loves deeply. Her children hate her and decide to blow her up; when they blow her up all that comes out is snot. Then some scientists realize snot is what makes a person smart, which is why in first grade the smart kids are called snotheads.
Wing is taken to a Looney bin after he decided to lock himself in a closet to get away from Tonya's evil digital children.
Here is what happened between Mary Sue and Dive-
"Don't you love me anymore Dive?" Mary Sue asked.
" No I hate you." Dive said plainly. "I'm in love with someone else."
" Who?" Mary Sue gasped.
" Grin." Dive said.
Mary sue got hit by a truck later that day, and died. No one cared they all hated her anyways for being so perfect.
Dive and Grin ended up spending the rest of their lives together, because they were really in love and didn't care what everyone else thought about their relationship. They loved each other and that's what really matters in a relationship.
Not a Mary Sue saving the day and being perfect doing everything for you. Not loving a Mary Jane because she is SOOOOO imperfect.
But loving someone for their perfections and their flaws and quirks. Because they are the person you can wake up to every morning, smell their skanky morning breath, kiss them, and say I love you.
Which is why Dive and Grin are together. And that's the end of this dumass story!
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HAHAHAHA! Didn't see that did you?! nope
Story is over because everyone hates it. Especially Lily C, who thinks I have bad comedy.
Lily, I'm sorry about your mother. But I was joking, you must have taken it the wrong way, but I like to joke around a lot. Sorry!
Everyone else, hope you liked it, even though I think you all hated it, my final words-
FUK YOU
DISCLAIMER- I've always pretty much hated Mighty Ducks. um. I only like Dive. and I don't own it, because I would never own such stupidity
~~
Well, it turns out Mary Sue made it through everything all right, and she was let out of the hospital.
Mary Jane and Dive were in love but then realized it was lust. The lust wasn't because of looks; it was because they thought they could never have each other. Hm, there went their relationship down the toilet.
Duke and his long time girlfriend, Samantha (I really don't care what her name was) had two children and they were hideous. One had a shrunken head and then other was so fat they couldn't fit it in the building. So, they get old and die like everyone else.
Mallory went back to the military and then started making Disney movies about total moronic girls getting sent to boot camp and making some flair while they are there. She ends up working with some whiney blonde from a Disney channel show and they do a whole bunch of shows together.
Tonya marries her computer and someone makes digital children that she loves deeply. Her children hate her and decide to blow her up; when they blow her up all that comes out is snot. Then some scientists realize snot is what makes a person smart, which is why in first grade the smart kids are called snotheads.
Wing is taken to a Looney bin after he decided to lock himself in a closet to get away from Tonya's evil digital children.
Here is what happened between Mary Sue and Dive-
"Don't you love me anymore Dive?" Mary Sue asked.
" No I hate you." Dive said plainly. "I'm in love with someone else."
" Who?" Mary Sue gasped.
" Grin." Dive said.
Mary sue got hit by a truck later that day, and died. No one cared they all hated her anyways for being so perfect.
Dive and Grin ended up spending the rest of their lives together, because they were really in love and didn't care what everyone else thought about their relationship. They loved each other and that's what really matters in a relationship.
Not a Mary Sue saving the day and being perfect doing everything for you. Not loving a Mary Jane because she is SOOOOO imperfect.
But loving someone for their perfections and their flaws and quirks. Because they are the person you can wake up to every morning, smell their skanky morning breath, kiss them, and say I love you.
Which is why Dive and Grin are together. And that's the end of this dumass story!
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HAHAHAHA! Didn't see that did you?! nope
Story is over because everyone hates it. Especially Lily C, who thinks I have bad comedy.
Lily, I'm sorry about your mother. But I was joking, you must have taken it the wrong way, but I like to joke around a lot. Sorry!
Everyone else, hope you liked it, even though I think you all hated it, my final words-
FUK YOU