Why you should never let me talk to Pegasus
Zora is sitting across the table from Pegasus in his mansion dealy. Let's listen in.
Zora: so...you "invented" Duel Monsters?
Pegasus: That's right. Now go away. I'm busy.
Zora: How come?
Pegasus: because I am a successful business man and a multi-millionaire.
Zora: ...How come?
Pegasus; I invented a very popular game. Now leave.
Zora. oh...OK. *stands up*
Pegasus: So...you'll leave now?
Zora: Of course...not *sits down*
Pegasus: Just my kind of luck...
Zora: Like how you got your eye pecked out by little birdies...like this... *taps Pegasus multiple times on the nose* peck, peck, peck...
Pegasus: What are you talking about?
Zora: Well...you have a fake eye...and that's the only reason I can think of for getting one...
Pegasus: oh...
Zora: You're name's too long...
Pegasus: What?
Zora: I'll call you Peggy now, OK?
Pegasus: NO! That's not OK!
Zora: So, Peggy...
Peggy: grr...
Zora: hmm...Peggy, Peggy, Peggy!
Peggy: *sighs, gives up* Are you insane?
Zora: My lawers advise me not to answer that question.
Peggy: You mean lawyers, right?
Zora: I knew I spelt that wrong. Da...
Peggy: Watch your mouth! This is a children's story after all...
Zora: *flips Peggy off* fine...happy?
Peggy: O.o
Zora: Heh...
Peggy: *takes a sip of wine*
Zora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *knocks glass of red wine out of Peggy's hand and onto the white carpet*
Peggy: What was that all about?!? That stain'll never come out!
Zora: You shouldn't drink...it's bad for your health.
Peggy: You ARE nuts!
Zora: This coming from the guy who killed his wife then imprisoned poor, unsuspecting old folk in cards?
Peggy: No...I...didn't kill her...
Zora: *jumps up and points at Peggy* YOU! IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED HER! Fess up...I can smell lies...
Peggy: NOOOOOO! *jumps out the window*
Zora: ...oopsy...
Peggy: ...*thud*...oooooh...*dies*
Zora: ummm...bye! *poofs*
THE END
so...that's how I single-handedly drove Pegasus to suicide.
This has been another great production brought to you from the corrupted mind of a 15-year old girl. hope you enjoyed! ...pick up that wrapper off the ground! I gotta live here, 'ya know!
Zora is sitting across the table from Pegasus in his mansion dealy. Let's listen in.
Zora: so...you "invented" Duel Monsters?
Pegasus: That's right. Now go away. I'm busy.
Zora: How come?
Pegasus: because I am a successful business man and a multi-millionaire.
Zora: ...How come?
Pegasus; I invented a very popular game. Now leave.
Zora. oh...OK. *stands up*
Pegasus: So...you'll leave now?
Zora: Of course...not *sits down*
Pegasus: Just my kind of luck...
Zora: Like how you got your eye pecked out by little birdies...like this... *taps Pegasus multiple times on the nose* peck, peck, peck...
Pegasus: What are you talking about?
Zora: Well...you have a fake eye...and that's the only reason I can think of for getting one...
Pegasus: oh...
Zora: You're name's too long...
Pegasus: What?
Zora: I'll call you Peggy now, OK?
Pegasus: NO! That's not OK!
Zora: So, Peggy...
Peggy: grr...
Zora: hmm...Peggy, Peggy, Peggy!
Peggy: *sighs, gives up* Are you insane?
Zora: My lawers advise me not to answer that question.
Peggy: You mean lawyers, right?
Zora: I knew I spelt that wrong. Da...
Peggy: Watch your mouth! This is a children's story after all...
Zora: *flips Peggy off* fine...happy?
Peggy: O.o
Zora: Heh...
Peggy: *takes a sip of wine*
Zora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *knocks glass of red wine out of Peggy's hand and onto the white carpet*
Peggy: What was that all about?!? That stain'll never come out!
Zora: You shouldn't drink...it's bad for your health.
Peggy: You ARE nuts!
Zora: This coming from the guy who killed his wife then imprisoned poor, unsuspecting old folk in cards?
Peggy: No...I...didn't kill her...
Zora: *jumps up and points at Peggy* YOU! IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED HER! Fess up...I can smell lies...
Peggy: NOOOOOO! *jumps out the window*
Zora: ...oopsy...
Peggy: ...*thud*...oooooh...*dies*
Zora: ummm...bye! *poofs*
THE END
so...that's how I single-handedly drove Pegasus to suicide.
This has been another great production brought to you from the corrupted mind of a 15-year old girl. hope you enjoyed! ...pick up that wrapper off the ground! I gotta live here, 'ya know!