Now for another episode of...Zo-Ra-Oh!
Actually...this is the first episode...probably last one, too...anyway...back on
subject! Zora is sitting at Pegasus's desk. Pegasus is across from her. I know I killed
Pegasus in the last one, but I have "author powers" here.
Zora: I don't think you invented duel monsters.
Pegasus: Technically no. I did a version of an ancient Egyptian game.
Zora: ...anyway. You stole the idea from the Pokèmon card people. Didn't you?
Pegasus: The wha...who?
Zora: Po-kè-mon! You know, gotta catch 'em all? Nintendo? Pika?
Pegasus: Wha...no! You are completely insane!
Zora: *sighs* You know what I'm talking about, Mr. Maximillion Pegasus!
Pegasus: No! All i know is that you make me look almost completely sane!
Zora: Don't play dumb with me! I know all...me...and my Millenium Shoelaces! *stands
up dramatically*
Pegasus: ...shoelaces?
Zora: Yes! Now I have a funky spirit in my head!
Pegasus: AHHHHHHHHHHH! * takes out magic marker and draws a panic button*
Zora: that will do you know good! MWAHAHAHA!
Pegasus: ...you probably want my eye now, right?
Zora: Now why would I want that thing? I don't know where it's been!
Pegasus: *whispers to Zora* If you own all the Millenium Items, you can controll the
world.
Zora: *surprised* no...really?
Pegasus: *nods*
Zora: Really?
Pegasus: Yep.
Zora: You're lying.... really? No joke?
Pegasus: Really and truely.
Zora: So...can I like...have your eye...then?
Pegasus: No!
Zora: Fine...fine...
Pegasus: ...you don't mean that...let's duel!
Zora: That was odd...but...OK!
later, in the dueling arena...
Zora: So how do you play again?
Pegasus: *falls over anime-style* *gets back up* nevermind...we'll skip it then.
Zora: Well...I'm out of ideas already. Night folks! *poofs*
Pegasus: *scratches his head* Now how'd she do that?
THE END
Zora: *reappears* WAIT! We've still got half a page left.
Pegasus: ...OK...now what?
Zora: We could...umm...just sit here...and...stare at the wall...
Pegasus: ...alright...*stares at the wall*
Zora: ...*waves hand in front of Pegasus's eyes* ...he's out...
Pegasus: *continues staring*
THE END
(for real this time)
This is why teachers should always give homework...stuff like this crawls out of boredom.
This has been another great production brought to you from the corrupted mind of
a 15-year old girl. hope you enjoyed! ...pick up that wrapper off the ground! I gotta
live here, 'ya know!
Actually...this is the first episode...probably last one, too...anyway...back on
subject! Zora is sitting at Pegasus's desk. Pegasus is across from her. I know I killed
Pegasus in the last one, but I have "author powers" here.
Zora: I don't think you invented duel monsters.
Pegasus: Technically no. I did a version of an ancient Egyptian game.
Zora: ...anyway. You stole the idea from the Pokèmon card people. Didn't you?
Pegasus: The wha...who?
Zora: Po-kè-mon! You know, gotta catch 'em all? Nintendo? Pika?
Pegasus: Wha...no! You are completely insane!
Zora: *sighs* You know what I'm talking about, Mr. Maximillion Pegasus!
Pegasus: No! All i know is that you make me look almost completely sane!
Zora: Don't play dumb with me! I know all...me...and my Millenium Shoelaces! *stands
up dramatically*
Pegasus: ...shoelaces?
Zora: Yes! Now I have a funky spirit in my head!
Pegasus: AHHHHHHHHHHH! * takes out magic marker and draws a panic button*
Zora: that will do you know good! MWAHAHAHA!
Pegasus: ...you probably want my eye now, right?
Zora: Now why would I want that thing? I don't know where it's been!
Pegasus: *whispers to Zora* If you own all the Millenium Items, you can controll the
world.
Zora: *surprised* no...really?
Pegasus: *nods*
Zora: Really?
Pegasus: Yep.
Zora: You're lying.... really? No joke?
Pegasus: Really and truely.
Zora: So...can I like...have your eye...then?
Pegasus: No!
Zora: Fine...fine...
Pegasus: ...you don't mean that...let's duel!
Zora: That was odd...but...OK!
later, in the dueling arena...
Zora: So how do you play again?
Pegasus: *falls over anime-style* *gets back up* nevermind...we'll skip it then.
Zora: Well...I'm out of ideas already. Night folks! *poofs*
Pegasus: *scratches his head* Now how'd she do that?
THE END
Zora: *reappears* WAIT! We've still got half a page left.
Pegasus: ...OK...now what?
Zora: We could...umm...just sit here...and...stare at the wall...
Pegasus: ...alright...*stares at the wall*
Zora: ...*waves hand in front of Pegasus's eyes* ...he's out...
Pegasus: *continues staring*
THE END
(for real this time)
This is why teachers should always give homework...stuff like this crawls out of boredom.
This has been another great production brought to you from the corrupted mind of
a 15-year old girl. hope you enjoyed! ...pick up that wrapper off the ground! I gotta
live here, 'ya know!