Alright. I wrote this when I first got Kingdom Hearts, which was around the first time I heard "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" by Good Charlotte. Which does not belong to me. (Duh.) Kingdom Hearts also does not belong to me. (Duh again.) Anyway, here's the good stuff.
Lifestyles of a Kingdom Hearts Fangirl (by Ciel ^-^)
The start of a brand new story
She read it in a magazine
A weird crossover of Square and Disney
But she had no PS2
The people said "sucks to be you"
But over time she got the money
And you should see her in a month
Mickey's tied up in her trunk
I don't think he will survive
And in another day or two
She might be wearing Sora's shoes
But they're so big she'll trip and fall
Trip and fall
Lifestyles of a Kingdom Hearts fangirl
She's always playin'
Always playin'
Leon's not much of a problem
It's just them Heartless
Think I'll go club them
Sephiroth's so hard to beat that he'll make her cry
If only she could beat Clayton and that lizard guy
Sometimes it seems so pointless, so ask yourself why
And she'll sit and she'll stare at Riku's pants
While Sora's telling Ansem "your @$$ is grass"
But the villains don't even give her half a chance
And should see her in a month
Mickey's tied up in her trunk
I don't think he will survive
And in another day or two
She might be stealing Sora's shoes
But they're so big she'll trip and fall
Trip and fall
Lifestyles of a Kingdom Hearts fangirl
She's always playin'
Always playin'
Leon's not much of a problem
It's just them Heartless
Think I'll go club them
(little instrumentalish part thingy…yeah)
Lifestyles of a Kingdom Hearts fangirl
She's always playin'
Always playin'
Leon's not much of a problem
There's so many Heartless
Just wanna club them
Lifestyles of a Kingdom Hearts fangirl
For 63 hours straight she's just been playin'
Lifestyles of a Kingdom hearts fangirl…^-^