A Strong Tie of Love ---------- A FFX ficcie
By me, Blue
Blue: Hiya! Sorry. I've been neglecting this one for a bit.
Bob: She's been busy with other stuff.
Blue: Yeah. Cleva's gone to work on my DBZ Survivor. she hates sap like this. But she's being annoying that I've almost finished chapter 4 of this fic, but haven't even started chapter 3. Hehe.?
Bob: Okay. now what?
Blue: Um. do da disclaimer!
Bob: Who? I don't want to.
Blue: Um. *Light bulb turns on* I gots it! *As a news anchor* And now we bring you live from the Calm Lands, our reporter on the scene, Tidus! Tidus are you there?
Tidus: *In the Calm Lands* Um. I can hear you, but I can't see you. Is this some kind of machina thing?
Blue: Yes, now do the disclaimer!
Tidus: Sure. Now where are my cue cards?
Blue: -_-() You don't have any.
Tidus: Oh. so what do I do now?
Blue: Just repeat after me.
Tidus: After me.
Blue: Not now!
Tidus: Not now!
Blue: -_-()
Tidus: -_-()
Blue: Say this:
Tidus: Say this:
Blue: Blue doesn't own Final Fantasy X.
Tidus: Blue doesn't own Final Fantasy X.
Blue: FFX is owned by SquareSoft, me thinks.
Tidus: FFX is owned by SquareSoft, me thinks.
Blue: But don't sue me if it's wrong!
Tidus: But don't sue me if it's wrong!
Blue: Thank you Tidus! And now we return to me.
Tidus: Thank you Ti- *Gets cut off*
Blue: Ah. I got some humor in it. Now it's not all sap, I feel better.
Bob: Start now?
Blue: No. not quite yet.
Bob: Oh. okay, I guess.
Blue: I am officially making this a PG-13 fic. PG is just too hard!
Bob: Why?
Blue: I want Tidus to curse, but can't! Like in Chapter 2, I wanted Tidus to say something like this: "I never liked Seymour. I can never forgive that bastard for what he did." or something like it.
Bob: I see. so Tidus is gonna curse more now, isn't he?
Blue: ^_^ Yep!
Bob: *Sigh* Whatever you say.
Blue: As of right now I have finished writing chapter 4 except for the very last sentence or two.
Bob: Well. that sounds good.
Blue: But.
Bob: -_-() I knew there was a but.
Blue: I have another ending in mind right now. I might post it up.
Bob: You might post it up?
Blue: Correction: I WILL post it up! ^_^
Bob: So what's the difference between the two?
Blue: Simple. One is shorter, and happier, mostly a big battle scene. While the other one.
Bob: Let me guess, it's longer, sadder, and full of angst, right?
Blue: *Speechless* How the HFIL did you know???
Bob: -_-() I guessed.
Blue: Well. good job. When I first thought of this idea, I almost made myself cry. Pretty pathetic, eh?
Bob: No. you just cry easily.
Blue: True, true.
Bob: Start NOW?
Blue: Sure, why not?
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"I guess I forgot how big the Calm Lands actually are." Tidus said to himself. He didn't take much more than a dozen steps before an ogre ambushed him. He easily dodged its punches, and destroyed it in three or four slashes. Nine paces later, he ran into a pair of coeurls.
"Man, can't I get a break around here?" He whined, but easily defeated them. He barely had enough time to sigh in relief, and turn around until he was ambushed. again. (I'm having lots of fun torturing Tidus with ambushes of weak fiends! Muhahahahaha! Maybe I'll be nice and let him wear a No encounters shield. Maybe. Nah!) This time it was a Malboro, that ugly, multi-eyed, olive green, wide-mouthed, THING with all those tentacles. In short, it was a disgusting fiend that'll give nightmares to all that laid eyes upon it. (Really! I couldn't sleep for a day or two! And I bet I'm the only one that had a nightmare about it. Actually it was Malboro Menace and his 'Chow Time' attack that really freaked me out. HE ATE TIDUS!!!)
"Ewww." He winced at the hideous creature's appearance. He hit it with a Quick Hit, and another, and another. Malboro used his infamous Bad Breath.
'Crap!' He thought. Fortunately, he wasn't confused or berserked, but he had poison, silence, and darkness.
'You evil bastard.' he cursed to himself, and used a Remedy. "Now you'll pay!" He threatened aloud, and used his Spiral Cut overdrive. (I don't know why he chose to use Spiral Cut instead of one of his others. Blame him! Not me!) His overdrive easily killed it with an overkill. By now, he was so frustrated with these fiends, "All I want is to rest for a while." He stopped the Al Bhed shop in the middle of the Calm Lands. (I've been working on my Al Bhed lately, so you can gosh darn bet that I'm gonna put some in here. Yes, I will provide translations for all you non-Al Bhed speakers. The translation won't be immediately after it, cause it'll go with the plot! Trust me! I'm not a lawyer!)
"Lyh E ramb oui?" The attendant said.
"Huh?" Tidus said, completely unaware of what she had said.
"E cyet, lyh E ramb oui?" She repeated.
Tidus was confused, "Is this Al Bhed?"
She nodded, "Oac, ed'c Al Bhed." (Yes.)
He smiled, 'Good, at least I know how to talk to her.' he thought.
"Huf drah, lyh E ramb oui?" She asked for the third time.
Unfortunately, he wasn't fluent in Al Bhed. True he knew some of the language, but it surely wasn't as good as Rikku, or Rin, or this Al Bhed facing him. 'I think she said 'something something something I help you?''
"Famm.?" She waited on Tidus' reply.
"Uh. yeah. I mean. Oac (Yes)." Both paused, the Al Bhed waiting for his answer, and Tidus trying to say something that wouldn't offend her or embarrass himself, "Frana (Where) Rikku?"
"Rikku? Rikku ec uh dra airship fedr Cid."
'I hope she said 'Rikku is on the airship something Cid'' He roughly translated. "Okay then. Frana (where) airship?"
"Id femm lusa dusuccuf. Sycdan Rin ec pnehkehk cusa cibbgeac dusuccuf vnus dra airship."
'. I am totally lost.' he confessed to himself. "Cunno, E hu ihtancdyht." (Sorry, I no understand.)
The attendant sighed and shook her head, feeling sorry that she couldn't help him more. Tidus sighed too, "Dryhg oui." (Thank you) and started to walk away.
"Fyet!" (Wait!) She yelled. Tidus stopped, and turned around to see her talking to another Al Bhed. Strangely enough, he looked almost exactly like the driver of the airship. He walked over to him and said, "Airship come soon. You. wait here. Rikku come too."
"Cool." Tidus walked back towards the shop.
He figured out it WAS the driver of the airship, Rikku's Brother. The airship came the next day with Cid, Rin and Rikku on board.
"Oh, Tidus!" Rikku exclaimed as she hugged him. "I thought you said you were gonna disappear."
"Well, I guess I was wrong."
"I told ya we'd see you again someday." She said while grinning. He smirked back. "So whatcha been up to?"
"Well. I woke up in Zanarkand, not my Zanarkand, but the ruins here in Spira." He started.
"Yeah." She said, anxious to hear the rest of his tale.
"Well. I woke up, and I found Kimahri and he said that Yuna went to Besaid with Lulu and Wakka, so---"
"So you were hoping to get my dad to take you to Besaid to see Yunie, right?" Rikku interrupted.
He was stunned at her accuracy, "Yeah."
"No problem! I'll get my dad to take us there! I promise!" She assured. Tidus laughed. "What's so funny?"
"Remember the last time you promised to take me somewhere?"
Rikku looked a bit depressed, "Sin."
"I guess my old man didn't want you to take me to Luca so soon." He joked.
(I've been stuck here for almost three hours now. sorry about it. *Pushes fast foreword button* I'm lazy!)
He jumped off the airship after it landed at Besaid, "Thanks again guys!" he yelled.
"No problem!" Rikku announced over the loud speaker. "Say hi to Yunie for us!"
"Roger!" He said, as the airship took off. He turned around toward the village, "Now to find Yuna!"
(I could have ended the chapter here. I would have ended the chapter here. But. I'm wearing my Santa hat, and I feel generous. I'll add a little more!)
He ran as fast as he could, until he saw the captain of the Crusaders of Besaid standing by the arch at the front of the village, "Gatta." he whispered to himself.
"Tidus?" Gatta asked, just after he snapped out of his stare of boredom. "Tidus, it's you!"
"Hey. I haven't seen you since Djose. You okay?"
"I guess. I still miss Luzzu, but I'm trying to put it behind me."
"Well, that's good," Tidus replied. "Hey, you know where Yuna, or Wakka, or Lulu are?"
"I'm not sure about Yuna, but I know that Wakka and Lulu are here. They should be in there," He pointed to one of the little huts. "Second one on the right."
"Thanks!" He ran off to see his friends he thought he had lost.
*To be continued.*
Blue: Should I end here? Nah. still feeling generous. Also with the last part, I started writing this based on my first game where Luzzu dies and Gatta lives, but then I played a game where Gatta dies and Luzzu lives. So. you can switch Gatta for Luzzu and the other way around, depending on your preference. Luzzu goes on a big cursing spree when he's at Djose. Hehe. ^_^ I'll add that at the end!
*Continued.*
Tidus walked inside, are there they were, just as he always remembered them. (No this isn't a Wakka/Lulu fic. no hentai. not now at least.)
"Tidus?" Lulu stood up. "You're alive?"
"I guess so."
"We thought you were a goner," Wakka said. "That trick on the airship was pretty convincing, eh?"
Tidus chuckled with a hint of embarrassment, "So where's Yuna?"
"Yuna?" Lulu asked.
"Yeah, I kinda wanna see her again."
Wakka scratched the back of his neck, as if he was nervous, or uneasy with that topic, "Yuna. she's. uh."
"Yeah.?"
*To be continued.* (This time for real.)
Blue: Evil me! I like this Santa hat, it covers up my devil horns.
Bob: *Pulls off Santa hat* Liar. you don't have any devil horns.
Blue: *Grabs hat from Bob, and puts it back on* They're implied.
Bob: *Rolls eyes* Frydajan oui cyo.
Blue: ^_^ That's right! Whatever I say!
Bob: *Sigh*
Blue: That was really short, even with all my additions.
Bob:
Blue: Right! This is what that Al Bhed attendant said:
"Lyh E ramb oui?" means "Can I help you?"
"E cyet, lyh E ramb oui?" means "I said, can I help you?"
"Oac, ed'c Al Bhed." means "Yes, it's Al Bhed."
"Huf drah, lyh E ramb oui?" means "Now then, can I help you?"
"Famm.?" means "Well.?"
"Rikku? Rikku ec uh dra airship fedr Cid." Means "Rikku? Rikku is on the airship with Cid."
(Now for the really long one!)
"Id femm lusa dusuccuf. Sycdan Rin ec pnehkehk cusa cibbgeac dusuccuf vnus dra airship." means "It will come tomorrow. Master Rin is dropping some supplies tomorrow from the airship."
Blue: Phew! That's about all the Al Bhed I'll put into this story.
Bob: Good. I don't think your spellchecker can take much more of it.
Blue: I should've been mean and make him say something like. *Evil grin* *Talking like a news anchor* And now, we bring you Tidus, live now from Besaid! Tidus?
Tidus: -_- I'm still waiting to find out where Yuna is.
Blue: Tidus, here are your cue cards to say to all the people watching!
Tidus: Alright then. *Looks at cue cards* Wait. they're in Al Bhed!
Blue: I know. just read them!
Tidus: But I don't understand them!
Blue: -_-() Just read them!
Tidus: Okay, Uh. E ryja drnaa hebbmac.
Rikku and all those who understand Al Bhed: *Trying to keep from laughing*
Blue: *Trying not to laugh* And the second one.?
Tidus: E ryt yh yvvyen fedr y shoopuf.
All that understand Al Bhed: *On the ground laughing until their sides hurt*
Tidus: What? What?!? What I did I say? What about shoopufs?
Blue: *Trying to stop laughing and tell him* You. you just said that. that. you have three nipples and that you. had an affair. with a shoopuff!!! *Continues laughing*
Tidus: *As angry as hell* WHY YOU LITTLE-!!! I OUGHTA KICK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR LITTLE--!!! *Gets cuts off*
Blue: *Still laughing* Thank you Tidus! Although it's a little more than what we wanted to know.
Bob: Don't you remember that you'd add that part where Luzzu goes on a cursing spree?
Blue: Oh yeah! Here it is! It's at Djose temple, if you forgot.
Luzzu: Hey. Gatta, he's. he's dead. He was a good fighter. He just wasn't lucky enough. *Starts to go crazy and yell and beat the side of the temple* Ah, damn it! What was he thinking? Going to the front lines? He was so young! He pushed his luck! He should have stayed back with command! Damn it! Damn it all!!!
Wakka: Luzzu! Knock it off!
Luzzu: You don't know what it's like!
Wakka: I. do. know!
Luzzu: *Calms down* I'm sorry.
Wakka: Why don't you. go home now, to Besaid. Take it easy a while. Rest, ya?
Luzzu: Rest?
Wakka: You need some. R & R. You're hurt, ya?
Luzzu: I. I guess so.
Wakka: Get better. I can't beat up on you when you're all depressed, ya?
Luzzu: Right.
Blue: I was afraid that Wakka would go all crazy like too, and just beat the crap out of Luzzu after he said "You don't know what it's like!" and yell "Damn it! I do know! You should too! You're the one who made Chappu sign up to be a Crusader and get killed by Sin!!!"
Bob: That would've been funny.
Blue: I know. Oh I wanna remind you readers that this is where I wanna split it into two endings. A happier one, and one that is more. tragic.
Bob: . . . .Oh. I see.
Blue: Happy one first!!!
Bob: Of course. that's just like you.
Blue: Yep! I apologize for ending it at a cliffhanger, but the very next line is different in both versions!
Bob: I see.
Blue: Nijeaf! Nijeaf! Bmayca? *Big puppy eyes*
Bob: -_-() I don't know Al Bhed, tell me what that means.
Blue: I got an idea.
Bob: *Rolls eyes* I wonder what it could be.
Blue: Just take a guess. I'll do something special for anyone who gets it right.
Bob: Something special, eh? What is it?
Blue: I don't know!
Bob: *Falls over anime style*
Blue: ^_^() I'll start the next chapter. We'll find something there. It'll all come together. I know it!
Bob: That's a line from the game, ya know?
Blue: ^_^ I know. I thought it'd be fun to say lines from FFX. They always say such cool things!
Bob: *Rolls eyes* Riiiiiight.
Blue: Just in case I don't just the nest one out in time. Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukah! Happy Kwanzaa! Happy New Years! .Am I missing anything?
Bob: Not that I know of.
Blue: In my last chappie, I said I was gonna get my Lerner's, and I did! I passed!!! I actually did really well for my first hour and a half of driving!!! Watch out world! Blue's got a license to kill. er. drive. with an adult.
Blue: Snow! Snow!! Snow!!! It snowed-ed. And I gots a four-day weekend! That and the fact that I had a bad sledding experience two years ago (Uh, inflatable sled, big hill, a jump, my feet went over my head, uh. a backwards somersault, pain in my neck and back, and that long walk up the hill and to my house. That pretty much sums it up. I love snow days, but I'm afraid of snow. what irony.) well, it annoyed me enough to write this chapter! ^_^ I'm okay now, kinda. Physically, yes. but mentally and emotionally, no. I haven't even been outside in the past two days that it snowed. My sister on the other hand. She has probably gone sledding with all her friends (Which is about 12 in this neighborhood alone!) at least three times! I just wanted to say it snowed.
By me, Blue
Blue: Hiya! Sorry. I've been neglecting this one for a bit.
Bob: She's been busy with other stuff.
Blue: Yeah. Cleva's gone to work on my DBZ Survivor. she hates sap like this. But she's being annoying that I've almost finished chapter 4 of this fic, but haven't even started chapter 3. Hehe.?
Bob: Okay. now what?
Blue: Um. do da disclaimer!
Bob: Who? I don't want to.
Blue: Um. *Light bulb turns on* I gots it! *As a news anchor* And now we bring you live from the Calm Lands, our reporter on the scene, Tidus! Tidus are you there?
Tidus: *In the Calm Lands* Um. I can hear you, but I can't see you. Is this some kind of machina thing?
Blue: Yes, now do the disclaimer!
Tidus: Sure. Now where are my cue cards?
Blue: -_-() You don't have any.
Tidus: Oh. so what do I do now?
Blue: Just repeat after me.
Tidus: After me.
Blue: Not now!
Tidus: Not now!
Blue: -_-()
Tidus: -_-()
Blue: Say this:
Tidus: Say this:
Blue: Blue doesn't own Final Fantasy X.
Tidus: Blue doesn't own Final Fantasy X.
Blue: FFX is owned by SquareSoft, me thinks.
Tidus: FFX is owned by SquareSoft, me thinks.
Blue: But don't sue me if it's wrong!
Tidus: But don't sue me if it's wrong!
Blue: Thank you Tidus! And now we return to me.
Tidus: Thank you Ti- *Gets cut off*
Blue: Ah. I got some humor in it. Now it's not all sap, I feel better.
Bob: Start now?
Blue: No. not quite yet.
Bob: Oh. okay, I guess.
Blue: I am officially making this a PG-13 fic. PG is just too hard!
Bob: Why?
Blue: I want Tidus to curse, but can't! Like in Chapter 2, I wanted Tidus to say something like this: "I never liked Seymour. I can never forgive that bastard for what he did." or something like it.
Bob: I see. so Tidus is gonna curse more now, isn't he?
Blue: ^_^ Yep!
Bob: *Sigh* Whatever you say.
Blue: As of right now I have finished writing chapter 4 except for the very last sentence or two.
Bob: Well. that sounds good.
Blue: But.
Bob: -_-() I knew there was a but.
Blue: I have another ending in mind right now. I might post it up.
Bob: You might post it up?
Blue: Correction: I WILL post it up! ^_^
Bob: So what's the difference between the two?
Blue: Simple. One is shorter, and happier, mostly a big battle scene. While the other one.
Bob: Let me guess, it's longer, sadder, and full of angst, right?
Blue: *Speechless* How the HFIL did you know???
Bob: -_-() I guessed.
Blue: Well. good job. When I first thought of this idea, I almost made myself cry. Pretty pathetic, eh?
Bob: No. you just cry easily.
Blue: True, true.
Bob: Start NOW?
Blue: Sure, why not?
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"I guess I forgot how big the Calm Lands actually are." Tidus said to himself. He didn't take much more than a dozen steps before an ogre ambushed him. He easily dodged its punches, and destroyed it in three or four slashes. Nine paces later, he ran into a pair of coeurls.
"Man, can't I get a break around here?" He whined, but easily defeated them. He barely had enough time to sigh in relief, and turn around until he was ambushed. again. (I'm having lots of fun torturing Tidus with ambushes of weak fiends! Muhahahahaha! Maybe I'll be nice and let him wear a No encounters shield. Maybe. Nah!) This time it was a Malboro, that ugly, multi-eyed, olive green, wide-mouthed, THING with all those tentacles. In short, it was a disgusting fiend that'll give nightmares to all that laid eyes upon it. (Really! I couldn't sleep for a day or two! And I bet I'm the only one that had a nightmare about it. Actually it was Malboro Menace and his 'Chow Time' attack that really freaked me out. HE ATE TIDUS!!!)
"Ewww." He winced at the hideous creature's appearance. He hit it with a Quick Hit, and another, and another. Malboro used his infamous Bad Breath.
'Crap!' He thought. Fortunately, he wasn't confused or berserked, but he had poison, silence, and darkness.
'You evil bastard.' he cursed to himself, and used a Remedy. "Now you'll pay!" He threatened aloud, and used his Spiral Cut overdrive. (I don't know why he chose to use Spiral Cut instead of one of his others. Blame him! Not me!) His overdrive easily killed it with an overkill. By now, he was so frustrated with these fiends, "All I want is to rest for a while." He stopped the Al Bhed shop in the middle of the Calm Lands. (I've been working on my Al Bhed lately, so you can gosh darn bet that I'm gonna put some in here. Yes, I will provide translations for all you non-Al Bhed speakers. The translation won't be immediately after it, cause it'll go with the plot! Trust me! I'm not a lawyer!)
"Lyh E ramb oui?" The attendant said.
"Huh?" Tidus said, completely unaware of what she had said.
"E cyet, lyh E ramb oui?" She repeated.
Tidus was confused, "Is this Al Bhed?"
She nodded, "Oac, ed'c Al Bhed." (Yes.)
He smiled, 'Good, at least I know how to talk to her.' he thought.
"Huf drah, lyh E ramb oui?" She asked for the third time.
Unfortunately, he wasn't fluent in Al Bhed. True he knew some of the language, but it surely wasn't as good as Rikku, or Rin, or this Al Bhed facing him. 'I think she said 'something something something I help you?''
"Famm.?" She waited on Tidus' reply.
"Uh. yeah. I mean. Oac (Yes)." Both paused, the Al Bhed waiting for his answer, and Tidus trying to say something that wouldn't offend her or embarrass himself, "Frana (Where) Rikku?"
"Rikku? Rikku ec uh dra airship fedr Cid."
'I hope she said 'Rikku is on the airship something Cid'' He roughly translated. "Okay then. Frana (where) airship?"
"Id femm lusa dusuccuf. Sycdan Rin ec pnehkehk cusa cibbgeac dusuccuf vnus dra airship."
'. I am totally lost.' he confessed to himself. "Cunno, E hu ihtancdyht." (Sorry, I no understand.)
The attendant sighed and shook her head, feeling sorry that she couldn't help him more. Tidus sighed too, "Dryhg oui." (Thank you) and started to walk away.
"Fyet!" (Wait!) She yelled. Tidus stopped, and turned around to see her talking to another Al Bhed. Strangely enough, he looked almost exactly like the driver of the airship. He walked over to him and said, "Airship come soon. You. wait here. Rikku come too."
"Cool." Tidus walked back towards the shop.
He figured out it WAS the driver of the airship, Rikku's Brother. The airship came the next day with Cid, Rin and Rikku on board.
"Oh, Tidus!" Rikku exclaimed as she hugged him. "I thought you said you were gonna disappear."
"Well, I guess I was wrong."
"I told ya we'd see you again someday." She said while grinning. He smirked back. "So whatcha been up to?"
"Well. I woke up in Zanarkand, not my Zanarkand, but the ruins here in Spira." He started.
"Yeah." She said, anxious to hear the rest of his tale.
"Well. I woke up, and I found Kimahri and he said that Yuna went to Besaid with Lulu and Wakka, so---"
"So you were hoping to get my dad to take you to Besaid to see Yunie, right?" Rikku interrupted.
He was stunned at her accuracy, "Yeah."
"No problem! I'll get my dad to take us there! I promise!" She assured. Tidus laughed. "What's so funny?"
"Remember the last time you promised to take me somewhere?"
Rikku looked a bit depressed, "Sin."
"I guess my old man didn't want you to take me to Luca so soon." He joked.
(I've been stuck here for almost three hours now. sorry about it. *Pushes fast foreword button* I'm lazy!)
He jumped off the airship after it landed at Besaid, "Thanks again guys!" he yelled.
"No problem!" Rikku announced over the loud speaker. "Say hi to Yunie for us!"
"Roger!" He said, as the airship took off. He turned around toward the village, "Now to find Yuna!"
(I could have ended the chapter here. I would have ended the chapter here. But. I'm wearing my Santa hat, and I feel generous. I'll add a little more!)
He ran as fast as he could, until he saw the captain of the Crusaders of Besaid standing by the arch at the front of the village, "Gatta." he whispered to himself.
"Tidus?" Gatta asked, just after he snapped out of his stare of boredom. "Tidus, it's you!"
"Hey. I haven't seen you since Djose. You okay?"
"I guess. I still miss Luzzu, but I'm trying to put it behind me."
"Well, that's good," Tidus replied. "Hey, you know where Yuna, or Wakka, or Lulu are?"
"I'm not sure about Yuna, but I know that Wakka and Lulu are here. They should be in there," He pointed to one of the little huts. "Second one on the right."
"Thanks!" He ran off to see his friends he thought he had lost.
*To be continued.*
Blue: Should I end here? Nah. still feeling generous. Also with the last part, I started writing this based on my first game where Luzzu dies and Gatta lives, but then I played a game where Gatta dies and Luzzu lives. So. you can switch Gatta for Luzzu and the other way around, depending on your preference. Luzzu goes on a big cursing spree when he's at Djose. Hehe. ^_^ I'll add that at the end!
*Continued.*
Tidus walked inside, are there they were, just as he always remembered them. (No this isn't a Wakka/Lulu fic. no hentai. not now at least.)
"Tidus?" Lulu stood up. "You're alive?"
"I guess so."
"We thought you were a goner," Wakka said. "That trick on the airship was pretty convincing, eh?"
Tidus chuckled with a hint of embarrassment, "So where's Yuna?"
"Yuna?" Lulu asked.
"Yeah, I kinda wanna see her again."
Wakka scratched the back of his neck, as if he was nervous, or uneasy with that topic, "Yuna. she's. uh."
"Yeah.?"
*To be continued.* (This time for real.)
Blue: Evil me! I like this Santa hat, it covers up my devil horns.
Bob: *Pulls off Santa hat* Liar. you don't have any devil horns.
Blue: *Grabs hat from Bob, and puts it back on* They're implied.
Bob: *Rolls eyes* Frydajan oui cyo.
Blue: ^_^ That's right! Whatever I say!
Bob: *Sigh*
Blue: That was really short, even with all my additions.
Bob:
Blue: Right! This is what that Al Bhed attendant said:
"Lyh E ramb oui?" means "Can I help you?"
"E cyet, lyh E ramb oui?" means "I said, can I help you?"
"Oac, ed'c Al Bhed." means "Yes, it's Al Bhed."
"Huf drah, lyh E ramb oui?" means "Now then, can I help you?"
"Famm.?" means "Well.?"
"Rikku? Rikku ec uh dra airship fedr Cid." Means "Rikku? Rikku is on the airship with Cid."
(Now for the really long one!)
"Id femm lusa dusuccuf. Sycdan Rin ec pnehkehk cusa cibbgeac dusuccuf vnus dra airship." means "It will come tomorrow. Master Rin is dropping some supplies tomorrow from the airship."
Blue: Phew! That's about all the Al Bhed I'll put into this story.
Bob: Good. I don't think your spellchecker can take much more of it.
Blue: I should've been mean and make him say something like. *Evil grin* *Talking like a news anchor* And now, we bring you Tidus, live now from Besaid! Tidus?
Tidus: -_- I'm still waiting to find out where Yuna is.
Blue: Tidus, here are your cue cards to say to all the people watching!
Tidus: Alright then. *Looks at cue cards* Wait. they're in Al Bhed!
Blue: I know. just read them!
Tidus: But I don't understand them!
Blue: -_-() Just read them!
Tidus: Okay, Uh. E ryja drnaa hebbmac.
Rikku and all those who understand Al Bhed: *Trying to keep from laughing*
Blue: *Trying not to laugh* And the second one.?
Tidus: E ryt yh yvvyen fedr y shoopuf.
All that understand Al Bhed: *On the ground laughing until their sides hurt*
Tidus: What? What?!? What I did I say? What about shoopufs?
Blue: *Trying to stop laughing and tell him* You. you just said that. that. you have three nipples and that you. had an affair. with a shoopuff!!! *Continues laughing*
Tidus: *As angry as hell* WHY YOU LITTLE-!!! I OUGHTA KICK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR LITTLE--!!! *Gets cuts off*
Blue: *Still laughing* Thank you Tidus! Although it's a little more than what we wanted to know.
Bob: Don't you remember that you'd add that part where Luzzu goes on a cursing spree?
Blue: Oh yeah! Here it is! It's at Djose temple, if you forgot.
Luzzu: Hey. Gatta, he's. he's dead. He was a good fighter. He just wasn't lucky enough. *Starts to go crazy and yell and beat the side of the temple* Ah, damn it! What was he thinking? Going to the front lines? He was so young! He pushed his luck! He should have stayed back with command! Damn it! Damn it all!!!
Wakka: Luzzu! Knock it off!
Luzzu: You don't know what it's like!
Wakka: I. do. know!
Luzzu: *Calms down* I'm sorry.
Wakka: Why don't you. go home now, to Besaid. Take it easy a while. Rest, ya?
Luzzu: Rest?
Wakka: You need some. R & R. You're hurt, ya?
Luzzu: I. I guess so.
Wakka: Get better. I can't beat up on you when you're all depressed, ya?
Luzzu: Right.
Blue: I was afraid that Wakka would go all crazy like too, and just beat the crap out of Luzzu after he said "You don't know what it's like!" and yell "Damn it! I do know! You should too! You're the one who made Chappu sign up to be a Crusader and get killed by Sin!!!"
Bob: That would've been funny.
Blue: I know. Oh I wanna remind you readers that this is where I wanna split it into two endings. A happier one, and one that is more. tragic.
Bob: . . . .Oh. I see.
Blue: Happy one first!!!
Bob: Of course. that's just like you.
Blue: Yep! I apologize for ending it at a cliffhanger, but the very next line is different in both versions!
Bob: I see.
Blue: Nijeaf! Nijeaf! Bmayca? *Big puppy eyes*
Bob: -_-() I don't know Al Bhed, tell me what that means.
Blue: I got an idea.
Bob: *Rolls eyes* I wonder what it could be.
Blue: Just take a guess. I'll do something special for anyone who gets it right.
Bob: Something special, eh? What is it?
Blue: I don't know!
Bob: *Falls over anime style*
Blue: ^_^() I'll start the next chapter. We'll find something there. It'll all come together. I know it!
Bob: That's a line from the game, ya know?
Blue: ^_^ I know. I thought it'd be fun to say lines from FFX. They always say such cool things!
Bob: *Rolls eyes* Riiiiiight.
Blue: Just in case I don't just the nest one out in time. Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukah! Happy Kwanzaa! Happy New Years! .Am I missing anything?
Bob: Not that I know of.
Blue: In my last chappie, I said I was gonna get my Lerner's, and I did! I passed!!! I actually did really well for my first hour and a half of driving!!! Watch out world! Blue's got a license to kill. er. drive. with an adult.
Blue: Snow! Snow!! Snow!!! It snowed-ed. And I gots a four-day weekend! That and the fact that I had a bad sledding experience two years ago (Uh, inflatable sled, big hill, a jump, my feet went over my head, uh. a backwards somersault, pain in my neck and back, and that long walk up the hill and to my house. That pretty much sums it up. I love snow days, but I'm afraid of snow. what irony.) well, it annoyed me enough to write this chapter! ^_^ I'm okay now, kinda. Physically, yes. but mentally and emotionally, no. I haven't even been outside in the past two days that it snowed. My sister on the other hand. She has probably gone sledding with all her friends (Which is about 12 in this neighborhood alone!) at least three times! I just wanted to say it snowed.