Chapter Thirty-four: Diet? NOOOOOO!!! XO
Warren: HFH says that she DOESN'T own Medabots so don't SUE HER, please...
Me: Well done, dude ^_^
Warren: ... just KILL HER!!!!
Me: WHAT???? O.o;;;
HFH writes: What will Henry do if he is on diet???? I hate diets... do you?
Henry: A diet?? I am not fat!!!! Why do you wanna punish me??
Me: You know very well the answer...
Me: BECAUSE I AM EVIL!!! ;D Well, let's continue...
humor_writer 2: Thanks for the reviews!!!!! I am watching the World Tournament chaps... but I missed "The Medaforce within because Fox Kids didn't transmited it... snif ;.;... snif. I'll send you a mail
Thanks for Phantom Renegade's motto! Henry... stop saying that things...
Henry: Why? I like it!!!!!
Dragonite: The name's Bond... James Bond. I am a stupid thief in the night who wears a stupid mask similar to that killer of "Scream". Mostly because I am a thief, DUH!!!. But I have got a day work in the 24 Hop Mart... ooopps... forget it. And I only steal one thing... Medals! (mad laugh). And I always leave the seen... running like a cowardly girl!!
What's the secret behind my not so secret identity? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!
Me: Good imitation... ;D
Henry: ... *looking at Dragonite with a VERY BAD look*... You are dead Medabot...
dragonite: Thank you very much!!! Here is another chap!!!
Madi-chan: Thank you for your reviews!!!! Please! Send me your drawing of Dr. Aki!!!
I didn't know that the Medabots site describes him as "a dimwitted teenager working in a convienience store"...
Henry: *looking at me* I don't wanna hear any comment about that, HFH!!!
Me: *innocent face* What are you talking about? I didn't think anything!!! ;D
Patra, Joe and Hikaru were the "Magnificent Medafighters" (what a modest name!). But I didn't know it, so I made Hikaru new friends
Henry: Great ones...
Kirara and Warren: Awww... thanks!!! ^_^
Henry: That was sarcasm...
Kirara and Warren: What?
Your answers were great... "Dr. Aki has a terribly mutilated face behind those glasses"... HA HA HA HA HA HA XD
You are right... my English is... A DISASTER!!!
I liked when Henry gives a chick to Madiko!! Thanks!!!!!
Saldermar the Fantabulous: I must get a picture of Eugene and his "cute" dress... iI must do it!!!! Excellent description XD
I am a bad girl???? But... but ... I ONLY killed Henry's parents!!!...
Arcbeetle: ...and Tyburo...
Henry: ...and Princess...
Eugene: ...and 200 persons in the World Tournament...
Henry: ...and you made me sick...
Warren: ... and you hurt my dad...
Chickbot: ...and you said that I was stupid...
Me: Well... *ajem* You are right ;D
Now... with the chap!!!!!
24 Hop Mart
-Yahoo!!!- Henry looked at his watch
-What's up?- asked Ikki
-It's lunch time!!!!- the teenager took out his lunch: seven sandwiches, bread, a box with chocolates, ten rice balls...
-Will you eat ALL these things?
-Of course not
-Ah
-I'll eat three chocolate ice-creams too
Metabee and Ikki fell like the anime
That night. Henry's bedroom
-I must... do it
-I must... Oh DAMN IT!!!!!!!!
-Henry?- Arcbeetle entered
-I can't put on these stupid pants- he was trying to put his Phantom Renegade's ones
Arcbeetle shooked his head
-And I couldn't get dressed with my Space Medafighter X's suit, neither
-Do you know why?
-Yeah
-Why?
-They shrank!!!!!!!
The Medabot sighed -It's because you're FAT
-That's not true!!!!
-Look, you're so potbellied!!!!!!!
-These are muscles
-Sure... and I am Cinderella
-Really?
-You'll start with your diet tomorrow
-Great... a diet...
Next day. Henry's home
-ARE YOU CRAZY????!!!!!!!!!!! XO
-You'll do this diet, dude
-I am your Medafighter and I WON'T obey you
-So, I WILL shoot you the Prominence
-Errr... I'll obey you
-All right. I'll start again, so listen:
Breakfast: one piece of toast and a glass of skimmed milk WITHOUT sugar or cocoa
-NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! XO
-Lunch: one steak, water and rice
-NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! XO
-SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH!!!!!!!! XO
-Sorry
-Snack: orange juice
Dinner: three carrots
And you'll walk instead use your scooter
-Did you finish?- Henry asked
-Yeah
-So... NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XO
-Calm down!
-I can't. This isn't a diet... this is a PUNISHEMENT!!!!!
-But you'll thank me
-Sure, when I die of starvation...
That afternoon. 24 Hop Mart
Henry sighed
He looked around
Henry sighed again
Erika was eating an hamburger, Shigeru was eating pudding...
Henry sighed
... Ikki was eating an chocolate ice-cream, Sloan was eating a chocolate...
Henry sighed
... Karen was drinking a milk shake, Rintaro was eating a piece of cake
Henry saw at his orange juice... and sighed again
-Are you all right, Henry?- Brass asked- You look depressed
-I am... on diet...
-Congratulations- Metabee said
Henry looked at him, angry -Shut up, I am suffering
-(glup)Come(glup)on(glup, glup)Henry!(glup)you(glup)can do it(glup)
-It's easy to say... you're eating pudding like a pig while I must drink a stupid glass of orange juice!!!!!
-Dude, stop complaining
-You're so lucky, you don't need to be on diet
-It's because Coach Mountain makes us run very often- Samantha said
-You mean "Cockroach Mountain"
-Spike... what are you talking about?- Erika asked
-I listened that a kid told him "Cockroach" without intention
-When?
-Years ago, but that anecdote is very famous in our school
-What a jerk!!! Cockroach Mountain!!! HA HA HA HA XD- Metabee was laughing when...
*THUD!*
... a huge catalog hit his face
Everybody looked at Henry
-Woooops, sorry Metabee ^^;;;
*GROAUUUUGH* a sound was listened
-Wha...what was THAT?- Karen was scared
-... it is... a monster!!!!!- Sloan yelled
-Run for your life!!!- Koji hid behind Sumilidon
-Actually... It's just... my stomach, dudes. I am so hungry...- the clerk said
Shigeru sweatdropped
That night. Henry's home
Henry and Arcbeetle were in the kitchen. The teenager was in front of a plate with three carrots
-Stupid carrots...- he whispered
-You'll eat them and I'll control you
-You know very well that I always dinner pizza...
-EAT!
Henry started to eat -I fell like Bugs Bunny...- he grumped
-This is for your own good, dude
-I know it Arcbeetle, and I appreciate your help very much... BUT I HATE THIS DAMN DIET!!!!
-You are complaining like a baby...- the Medabot sighed
Three days later
Henry came out of his job and walked to his home. He saw that Coach Mountain was walking too, with a bag full of sandwiches
"Sandwiches... yum yum" Henry thought. He smelt a smeel of pizza "Delicious...". Henry saw images of pudding, hot dogs, rice balls... they were everywhere!!!!!
*GROAUUGH*
*GROOAAUUUGH*
*GROOOOAAAUUUUGH!!!!* his stomach started to "sing"
"I can't resist... ANYMORE!!!!" Henry hid in a dead end and changed to the Phantom Renegade. After that, he ran towards the man and stole his bag
-THIEF!!! COME HERE!!!!!- Mr. Mountain followed him
-BWHA HA HA HA HA XD... NEVER!!!!!- he ran faster
They ran through all Tokio during one hour.
Henry turned left in a corner -I am a moron!!! Why am I running if I can use the Shadow Sword?????
Coach Mountain turned left too, but the teenager wasn't there -What happened here?
Next day
-Arcbeetle, look! My big belly was gone!!!!!
-Good work, bro! See, you only needed to be firm with your diet
Henry thought about his last marathon with Coach Mountain and smirked -And all is thanks to you. I'll buy you three new Medaparts!!!
Where's Warren? Will Coach Mountain hit Henry? Will Henry's stomach SHUT UP?
Find out in the Next Chapter: Dr. Aki's nightmare
Henry's stomach: *GGRRRRRROOOOAAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Me: What was that? O_O
Henry: He said: "See ya!!!!!!!!" ^^;;;
Me: Ah... all right, GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!